The third child probably held back all the way, and before everyone sat down, he said: "My grandmother, this is Jinzhou Medical College or Beijing Film and Television Academy, and you are still filming movies, let us be extras at least say hello to the little master in advance." "One sentence amused everyone. To be honest, I admire the third child, I can give you a few words in a ruffian tone about anything, don't say it, the atmosphere was not so depressing at that time.

The third child said: "I'm eating the chicken wings and going up, the free things just don't work, you know, they didn't cook it for me, it's too good for the little master's teeth, I'm dragging it." The third man gestured as he spoke.

"Get to the point!" The boss glared at the third child.

"Give me a whole sadako in a bang, and I'll come with a cloak of hair. I was in a hurry, and I bit my tongue in one bite, you see, such a big hole," after speaking, he showed us the place where he bitten, and he was indeed bitten by a big hole, "It is said that I bite my tongue and bite my cheeks, I still think about it, I am not greedy, why did I suddenly give the little lady a naked female corpse, I looked at it, hey, don't say it, I really see that there is a doorway, this stinky shameless is planning to rob the sex." Can I, a little virgin, make you so cheap and cause trouble? Besides, I'm really greedy, and it depends on who I crave. As he spoke, he looked at Wang Yan.

"There is no positive type, let's talk about the point!" I kicked the third child, and then turned my head to look at Wang Yan, who was actually blushing. In the second Olympics, hooligans are the pass to the bed scene, and reserve is the epitaph of the pretend! This is true.

The third child glanced at me proudly, took a sip of his drink and continued: "Ye is up to the hall, down to the kitchen, found the Trojan horse, and beat the hooligans in the new era, the little girl who runs naked in the middle of the night can shock the master, I think that the master passed by Sanlitun every day when he went to school, and the little girl was ...... one by one."

"You're doing it all the time, okay?" The boss was helpless when he heard this.

"What I mean is that you don't covet beauty." After speaking, the third child laughed a few words by himself.

Everyone sitting there also smiled, with this big living treasure, it is estimated that it is difficult to think about it, and it is not easy to think about how scary it was just now.

"Who am I, I can make that stinky shameless person teased, so the little lady I spit on the shoulder with a mouthful of bloody spit, and it is estimated that it is the first time that I have come out, so I am embarrassed to vomit, my arms are gone, I looked, hey, this is going to lie to me, I smacked at her neck twice. You see that I am a typical gentleman, I don't move my mouth, and then I will run quickly, and when I go out, I will see a few of you standing there stupidly like a stake, I wonder if you can't find me, and then you will be falsely accused, so I pulled you and ran, but the shameless one really chased after me, and moved his hands and feet, the same as what I was thinking. If you want me to say Jia Shu, you can't do it, I don't know if men and women kiss or not, and you touch someone's arm, Tian Jian is even worse, even if you are a half-old, you are a big man, how can you do it to others? No, it's a move! ”

"Get out!" I scolded the boss in unison.

"As soon as I thought about it, I had to continue to damage her, so I smacked her again, and I guess I still know what shame is, so I let it go, at this time, the boss will give full play to the strength of a muscular man, and pick up someone's arm and give it to someone there."

After the third child's analysis, I feel that a few of us are definitely not ghosts, and we were all molested by a street girl.

And the eyes of those girls looking at the third child at this time are absolutely adoring, appreciating and infatuated, and I am absolutely envious, jealous and hateful.

That's not going to work, I'm going to have to do a good job, so I coughed, "What are you, I'll tell you my story." ”

"Yes, yes." The girls applauded together, and they didn't know who they were crying just now.

"Let's start with my birth." As soon as I finished speaking, the eldest and third raised their middle fingers at the same time, convex-convex, looking at me with great contempt, after all, they already knew my story.

Strictly speaking, I'm also a strange person, and I've been controversial since I was born. Other people's babies were born crying, but I was born with a smile, the following is the old man's description: because I have never seen a child who came out of the smile, the doctors and nurses who delivered the baby at that time were scared enough, in order to make me cry, the basic eighteen kinds of craftsmanship, are all done on me. First I was spanked, I guess the doctor who delivered the baby hated me very much, picked up a big slap and pumped it lifelessly, until the buttocks turned purple before stopping, at this time I didn't laugh, I looked at her with two big eyes, and there was no sign of crying at all; Nurse A took me from the doctor's hand, took me to the water room of the hospital, put it on the table in the water room, took a basin full of cold water, and splashed it at me without warning, because of the stimulation of the cold water, I opened my mouth vigorously, rolled my eyes, and began to laugh again, Nurse A looked at the situation, and without saying a word, it was another basin, and I spit out a blister with one mouth, and then one basin and another, and so on, and after a dozen basins, the nurse found that I was actually used to it; Just when I was about to close my eyes and rest for a while, Nurse B pulled me up from the table, and then took out a thin needle with one hand with a smile, and pinched my finger with the other hand, and pierced it with a "poof", when the needle was pulled out, it brought out a stream of blood, I pouted, and Nurse B replaced my other finger with a "poof" again, I squeezed my eyes aggrievedly, "poof, poof, poof......" (I have always suspected that now in winter, the tips of my ten fingers are itchy, It's the sequelae that fell at that time) Ten fingers pierced ten blood marks, hey, I went, now I want to come to Zhen Nima ruthlessly, but you are ruthless and I am even more ruthless, I pouted and didn't cry, but I didn't laugh anymore; The nurse and doctor were busy sweating profusely, the old man was so distressed that he was sweating, and I was depressed to look around, don't tell me that children have no thoughts, I am depressed when I think about it now, just born a baby, I was treated like this, and it is inhumane, and you are also depressed for you.

Just when everyone was helpless, an old man came out of the crowd to see the excitement (Nima has everything to watch the excitement, if I can speak, I must charge a ticket, but at that time I had to really speak, it is estimated that there will be no one left in the hospital), white beard and white eyebrows, fairy wind bones, at a glance, there is a master's fan, it is estimated that the age is really not small (the old man's original words), walked to the nurse's side, leaned down and said a few words to me (I am really not Jigong) "Don't cry, just laugh, don't make trouble, reincarnated into the world karma, Once in the past and present lives, Bliss is waiting for you. (I really don't remember what I said, I made up a few sentences) just to see me cry "wow", just when the eldest family breathed a sigh, I listened to the "......" I peed the old man's face, the boy urine flowed down the old man's beard, the old man haha smiled, dodged away from the onlookers, and quietly left, this is: "You let me cry, I return your urine, the cycle of cause and effect, and the eyes will be repaid." ”

to be continued