The night passed. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

The night was quiet.

Some say that's the beginning of the nightlife, others say it's the haven of his dreams.

In short, for Zhao Fan, who is still out of the situation, it is still the same as usual...

6 o'clock.

Zhao Fan's urine came as scheduled, and he reluctantly crawled out of the bed and touched the toilet like a zombie. I want to go and release it and come back for a good night's sleep.

Suddenly...

He took a few steps backwards, only to find that the dining room was full of tables.

What a roast suckling pig, what a fried chicken burger, what a cake pastry... All in all, it's very hearty!

"I must not have woken up..."Zhao Fan rubbed his eyes, but found that those were real, so he asked 008 in disbelief, "008, did you do this?" ”

"Back to the master, this has nothing to do with the chrono watch ZFCNM008."

Forgive me for not being so kind...

"But... What the hell is this? Zhao Fan was puzzled, and suddenly a shadow jumped out of the kitchen, and the shadow was wearing a pink apron (how could there be this in my home?). ), holding a large spoon in his hand.

"Ying... Yingying? Zhao Fan was surprised.

"Brother Zhao Fan! You're awake! "That person is Han Ying.

"Oh... Oh. Zhao Fan had obviously forgotten that there was still a bubble of urine and nowhere to go.

"Go wash your face and brush your teeth! I still have one soup to start the meal! Han Ying said with a smile.

"Oh..."Zhao Fan reflexively responded, and then turned around.

Hey?

That's not right!

Zhao Fan turned around and asked, "Why are you here?" ”

"Oh... Because I framed Brother Zhao Fan yesterday, I came to apologize, and I have good news to tell you later! Han Ying replied.

"But..."

"Don't be! Look at how rich the dishes are on this table! Half of it was made by this girl! "Han Ying's cooking skills are good, but at least she can't cook this roast suckling pig...

“… How can you eat roast suckling pig for breakfast? ”

"Huh? Didn't you? ”

"And fried chicken burgers, cakes... Yingying, don't you think it's too greasy? As an otaku, Zhao Fan wants to sleep until noon and wake up naturally, and often skips breakfast, even if he eats the most hearty noodles, only instant noodles.

“… So Brother Zhao Fan doesn't want to eat it. Han Ying's face fell.

"Uh... That's not what I meant..."Zhao Fan hurriedly denied it.

"Alas~ Didn't you say that you should eat a good breakfast, a full lunch, and a small dinner?"

“… You have a point, but most people still choose dinner as their main meal..."

"Whatever, anyway, I've done so much, Brother Zhao Fan wants to eat it all!"

This... Zhao Fan probably didn't have a blessedness.

"Huh? Wait, that's not the point! Zhao Fan suddenly realized.

"Huh?" Han Ying pretended to be stupid.

"What I want to ask is, Yingying, how did you get in?" Zhao Fan asked.

"Wow! Brother Zhao Fan, do you think that Yingying secretly matched the key to your house! Han Ying was surprised.

Zhao Fan was a little speechless, how could this scene be familiar?

"Hey, hey!" Han Ying stuck out her tongue and said, "Brother Zhao Fan, do you remember?" When you were a child, you always forgot to bring the key when you went out to play, and if your parents came home late, you had to squat at the door and wait, and then you secretly hid a key in your newspaper box..."

"It's like... There is such a thing. Zhao Fan vaguely remembered.

"I looked at it this morning, and it's still there!" As she spoke, Han Ying took out a key from her pocket and showed it to Zhao Fan.

"Oh... I see! Zhao Fan nodded.

…

Something is still wrong...

"Wait!" Zhao Fan stretched out his left hand and said, "You don't have the key to my newspaper box!" ”

"This... Hey! Han Ying smiled.

No way!

Could it be...

Zhao Fan rushed out, opened the door, and took a look!

Really...

"This is a violent break!" Zhao Fan looked at the lower edge of the broken newspaper box distressedly, thinking about whether to burn some paper to pay tribute to this poor little guy.

"Master, the chrono watch ZFCNM008 records a total of 8,49431 volumes of Buddhist scriptures, the owner can choose any one of them, and the chrono watch ZFCNM008 recommend "The Buddha Says Amitabha Sutra", "Jizo Sutra", "Great Light Sutra"..."

"..., 008 I'm just kidding..."

"Oh, that's right!"

"So please don't use mind-reading tricks indiscriminately!"

"The mind-reading function is an automatic program ZFCNM008 the chrono watch, and it is not actively used ZFCNM008 the chrono watch..."

“…”

Zhao Fan went back to the house angrily and walked to the kitchen, pulled Han Ying in front of him and said, "How can you do this!?" ”

"This... Anyway, Brother Zhao Fan is not sure about the newspaper, that newspaper box has been idle for a long time, and it has accumulated a deep layer of dust! Han Ying said pitifully.

Looking at Han Ying's appearance, Zhao Fan said desperately in his heart... It's a meter! It's a beauty trick! This girl's acting skills are simply perfect!

"Master, in fact, after research and research, 80% of men are resistant to women's coquettishness!"

“…”

Zhao Fan had no choice but to say to Han Ying: "Yingying! You're destroying other people's property! You're a crime! Get caught and go to jail! ”

"Brother Zhao Fan... The crime of intentional damage to property refers to the intentional destruction or damage of public or private property, where the amount is relatively large or there are other serious circumstances. Anyone who intentionally damages public or private property, where the amount is relatively large or there are other serious circumstances, shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not more than three years, short-term detention or a fine, and where the amount is huge or there are other especially serious circumstances, he shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than three years but not more than seven years..."

Zhao Fan was in a state of confusion at the moment.

Han Ying continued: "So according to my situation, at most, I will pay some fines, and it is impossible to go to jail at all!" ”

Zhao Fan continued to be confused.

"Master, according to the Chinese law of the 21st century, Miss Han Ying is completely right!"

Zhao Fan was in a daze...

When Han Ying saw Zhao Fan's appearance, she felt a little funny, so she comforted: "I studied criminal investigation, and I need to know at least some about the law!" ”

"Alright! You win! Zhao Fan accepted his fate.

“… Actually, Zhao Fan's brother's parents have passed away, but he lives so sloppily alone..."Han Ying's tone suddenly became much softer, "Give me this spare key!" When I come back, I can take care of Brother Zhao Fan..."

Zhao Fan was also very moved when he saw this, and called softly: "Yingying..."

"Yes!" Han Ying looked up and stared.

"Yingying..."

"Brother Zhao Fan..."

"..., I'll go to the toilet first..."I almost forgot that there was still a bubble of pee!

…

"It's a little weird, but Yingying has really changed a lot!" Zhao Fan muttered to himself while going to the toilet.

"Judging from the ZFCNM008 chrono watch, Miss Han Ying should have a good impression of her master..."

"..., 008 seems to have gotten so weird since you came!" Zhao Fan answered the question.

"So... Can the master not use his left hand next time..."

"Huh?" Zhao Fan was stunned. Then I looked down and looked down...

He suddenly remembered what 008 had said before - "Chrono Watch ZFCNM008 is a female! ”

It's a female!

Female!

Female means female!

"Holy! 008 You female pervert, close your eyes! ”

"But... However, the chrono watch ZFCNM008 no eyes! ”

“…”

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Don't worry.,It's going to be crossed soon.,There's always going to be some days to live.,There's always going to be some sister paper to tease.。。。