I would like to be like other old gentlemen who set up stalls, undertaking all kinds of business, such as feng shui fortune telling, divination, and auspicious day determination......

But there's a key problem that I wouldn't have those things. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Whether those old gentlemen will or not, I don't know, anyway, I myself won't.

Now I will, just look at the smoke of fate, calculate the lifespan.

Of course, I can also see ghosts and communicate with them, but can I say this kind of thing openly?

Apparently not.

Therefore, the idea of making money in my heart fell on these five words in front of me: break death and continue to live.

Death is because I can see the limit of a person's lifespan; I continue to be born because I really can't know about the things I encounter in people's lives, and I don't have the kung fu of the old man in feng shui, how dare I do business casually?

On the fortune-telling street, there is never a shortage of customers, even in the afternoon, there are sometimes customers in twos and threes, in front of familiar or unfamiliar stall owners, asking all kinds of strange questions.

After waiting in the shade of the trees for almost an hour, there was still no customer coming to my door, and my heart was a little impatient, and my face was a little unpleasant.

There are more and more stalls on the side of the road, and at a glance, there are already fifty or sixty people on the street, no wonder it is called a fortune-telling street.

It's just that these stall owners have a tacit understanding with each other, and they are at least three or four meters apart from each other.

Although there are many pedestrians on the street, there are at most two or three out of ten who actually bend down to tell fortunes, and most of them come to see the excitement.

"Little brother, a little noodle, new here?" Booth next door,

The stall owner is an uncle, looking fifty or sixty years old, sitting here for half an hour, and there is no business coming to the door, so he asked me to come and chat first.

"First time today." Even though I was disappointed in my heart, I tried to keep my face calm, and I didn't seem to care much about today's coldness: "It's not like it's okay at home, just come out and play." By the way, uncle, how can you tell that I'm new? ”

"Haha, little brother, the question you asked is very interesting." The uncle picked up a pu fan from the stall and fanned the wind leisurely, looking like he was holding a wisdom pearl.

If I could replace the pu fan with a goose feather fan, maybe it would look more like a master, I muttered to myself.

After fanning for a while, the uncle may be a little tired, put down the fan, and said to me with a smile: "Little brother, look at it, are there any young people who are setting up stalls all over the street?"

I looked up and finally saw the mystery.

It's not it, this fortune teller and feng shui on the street, the youngest age is forty or fifty years old, a hairy boy like me, setting up a stall here, really has a feeling of standing out from the crowd.

"There is no hair on the mouth, and the work is not firm. Things like fortune telling, feng shui, and marriage testing are all empirical work, so how can ordinary people want to find a hairy young man? The uncle has always had a smile on his face, and he has a rare opportunity to educate the newcomer, and the uncle's interest is still very high: "So, you are a newcomer at first glance."

Doesn't that mean that my plan to make money has failed? I felt a little bitter in my heart, but I still thanked him: "Uncle, what you said makes sense, I'm just here to play."

This can be regarded as an excuse to give yourself solace.

"In addition to age, there are many places, and at a glance, you can tell that you are not in our business." The uncle said that he was addicted, and he looked like he was pointing out the country: "People rely on clothes, and Buddha relies on gold." In our line of work, we don't want to wear more gold, but at least we have to look reliable. Look at yourself again! ”

Looking down at my washed and faded shirt and white shorts, I couldn't help but bow my head in shame.

This dress is really out of my hands.

After waiting for a while, there was still no business, so the uncle continued to talk to me.

"A must-have for opening, Zhou Yi Compass. Little brother, you brought a newspaper, no Zhou Yi, no compass......"

"Many people who come to fortune telling, feng shui, and marriage are trying to ask for auspicious words...... Little brother, look at what you wrote above, life and death, how unpleasant! ……”

"Also, learn to read words and looks, and distinguish which people are sincere and which are joining in the fun......"

The uncle spoke for more than ten minutes, and I was stunned when I listened.

Could it be that this is the legendary routine that wins people's hearts?

Looking down at my humble stall again, I felt a sense of shame.

"Master Xu is here......"

"Master Xu's calculation is accurate......

While I was listening, there was a commotion in the otherwise calm street, like a small stone thrown into the water.

I looked up and saw that a stall more than 20 meters away from me was already crowded.

"Phew! Putting on airs! The uncle of the stall next to him spat on the ground, and from several meters away, I could smell the sour smell in the uncle's words: "I went to the training together, but I didn't expect to become a master now, isn't it just by relying on a mouth?" ……”

I couldn't help but be a little dumbfounded.

Look up at Master Xu again, dressed in a casual Tang suit, and sit there calmly, not to mention, it really gives people the demeanor of a master.

Master Xu raised his hand, and the noise around him immediately quieted down.

"The old rule, three orders a day." After Master Xu finished speaking, he squinted and sat there.

There was a slight commotion in the crowd, and then, a middle-aged woman walked out, walked up to Master Xu, and asked, "Master, my grandson was born, what is the best name......

"Bring me the eight characters of my birthday." Master Xu took the eight characters of the birthday from the woman, and after tinkering for a while, he said: "Your grandson, the five elements are short of water, and it is best to bring a three-point water ...... in the name."

"Hey! Thank you Master! The woman hurriedly wrote it down, took out a hundred yuan from her purse, and handed it to Master Xu.

Master Xu's eyelids flickered, and he put a hundred yuan in the box next to him: "Next!" ”

I watched dumbfounded, and I made a hundred bucks?

On the stall next to him, the uncle's sour voice sounded again: "This thing is fooling people there again!" ”

Looking at the fortune tellers on the street, I am a little confused, a big liar who has no ability can mix up and be in the water, so the level of fortune telling on this street can be imagined.

No wonder, someone said before that those who came to fortune telling were just asking for peace of mind, and it was estimated that nine out of ten did not believe it.

Thinking of this, I was a little depressed, and my heart to make money began to waver, the money in this industry is not as easy to make as I imagined.

"Master Xu, it's finally my turn!" A woman in her forties sat down in front of Master Xu.

I could clearly see that the smile on Master Xu's face began to become reluctant.

Next to him, the uncle's gloating snickering also rang out.

Xu saw my doubts, and the uncle explained.

The woman in front of Master Xu has been wandering on the fortune-telling street for several days, except for Master Xu's three orders a day, the other stalls have been approached by this woman.

The woman's daughter disappeared, and the inexplicable world evaporated.

In addition to calling the police, the woman always wanted to find some psychological comfort, and wandered on the fortune-telling street for several days.

The stall owners knew that this was a tricky job, and no one dared to take it lightly. They would rather go and see Feng Shui than take on this kind of business and cause trouble for themselves.

The most important thing is that no one knows whether the woman's daughter is alive or dead. In this case, who would dare to chew the root of the tongue?

Master Xu had the most reputation on the street, so the woman sat in front of Master Xu with an expectant face, but obviously, Master Xu didn't dare to smash his signboard, and in a few words, he sent the woman away.

The woman stood up with some disappointment, and her gaze wandered the street before finally falling on me.

After a moment's hesitation, the woman walked over to me.

I guess the gentlemen and women of the other stalls have also asked, so they chose me as a newcomer.

When she came up to me and saw the five words in my newspaper, the woman's face turned white and became very unpleasant.

As the uncle next door said, most of the people who come here are looking for psychological comfort, who wants to see life and death.

"Little brother, ......" The woman hesitated for a moment, but still spoke, and told the story that the uncle had just told again.

Maybe there was no hope anymore, but after the woman finished speaking, she squeezed out an ugly smile on her face, and sat in front of me in a bit of a daze.

I opened my mouth, I didn't know what to say, after all, I'm not a policeman, and I can't do this kind of thing.

And, Auntie, you sit in front of me, it affects me to open the door and do business! Although I haven't had a single business for half a day.

However, women have encountered this kind of thing, and it is a little too impersonal to drive people away.

I considered my words and was about to comfort the woman, but before I could speak, a strand of long black hair hung naturally in front of me, swaying in the wind.

I was sitting on the ground, and when my hair hung down, it naturally blocked my view.

Whose girl is so ignorant?

"Hey, you're ......"

I flicked the hair in front of me with some dissatisfaction, but my fingers swept through the air as if they were passing through the air.

My hair, still hanging in front of my eyes, dangled in the wind.

My voice stopped abruptly.

Got a ghost.

Even if I didn't look back, I could guess what was going on.

I don't want to communicate with ghosts, probably because ghosts know that they don't live long, and it's rare to meet someone like me who lives in the yang world, so they will make all kinds of messy demands.

Most of the ghosts will ask me to send messages to their homes, and some excessive ghosts even pestered me and asked me to be a temporary interpreter so that he could communicate with his family in real time.

That's why, when I encounter so many ghosts in the hospital, I pretend I didn't see them.

Otherwise, if a ghost haunts me, then hundreds of ghosts roaming around the hospital will probably swarm to me.

Hell, it's too much trouble.

"It's so hot!" I pretended not to care, reached back and wiped the sweat from my forehead, as if I had just done it to wipe the sweat.

The long hair fluttered twice, hanging even lower.

My scalp is a little numb, even though I'm not afraid of ghosts, but the atmosphere is very scary.

The long hair continued to swing and finally stopped on my left shoulder and fell down my left shoulder like a waterfall.

Come to think of it, this hair must have been very silky before he died.

I know that I must have just spoken and attracted the female ghost behind me, after all, the sentence "Hey, you" was too abrupt.

I pretended nothing had happened, even though the drum was already beating in my heart.

The long hair was slowly retracted.

I breathed a sigh of relief in my heart, and finally sent the ghost away.

In the next second, an upside-down face appeared in front of me.

That miserable white face appeared too quickly, I didn't have any defense, I fell straight back in fright, and fell to the ground in embarrassment.

Looking at my embarrassed appearance, that face, it seems to be smiling but not smiling.

I smiled wryly and got up from the ground.

I know that the secret of being able to see the ghost has been discovered by the female ghost in front of me.