I, Shen Fan, have eight out of twenty this year, gender - male, nicknamed Nerve Knife, everyone says that I am particularly accurate in stabbing people, stabbing people in the heart, and prick one accurate.

As an older unemployed young man, I have worked part-time, started a business, and invested in investment, but all of them have failed.

When I first graduated, I went to work as a waiter in a restaurant, but before the full moon, the hotel closed down.

After that, I tried hotels, shopping malls, Internet cafes, and supermarkets. In the end, without exception, for various reasons, they did not even get the first month's salary.

Later, a fortune teller said that my fate was evil, and my eyebrows were full of resentment, and I had no chance of wealth and nobility for the rest of my life.

As a 2020 new century three good students, four good teenagers, five good citizens, six good citizens... How can you believe in the theory of ghosts and gods, so... I finally believed.

When I was twenty-two years old, as a moral, intellectual, physical and aesthetic teenager who had not had a serious job for four years after graduating from vocational high school, I couldn't bear this breath, so I turned out all my family resources and rented a personal supermarket of 180 square meters.

As a result, on the second day of opening, the real estate development next door, the night heavy industry, collapsed the supermarket... Can you believe that it collapsed, it shook me more than 100 meters away... The developer simply lost money to the homeowner, and even my losses were made up, but most of the month's efforts were in vain.

In the end, an old classmate of mine couldn't stand it anymore, and wanted to pull me and use the money from the developer to invest in him, who knew that last month this guy stood on the top of the rooftop, dragging his family to jump off the building, holding a two-month-old baby, and said to me with a handful of snot and tears that I was sorry brother, sorry for me, or I cooperated with the police comrades to persuade him for 12 hours in the cold before he dragged the buddy's family down.

So now I have nothing to lose, relying on a three-story ancestral house left by my ancestors to eat the old book, but unfortunately, this house is too far away from the city, if you put it in Beijing to convert, which is absolutely outside the eighteenth ring road, the pestle is under the root of the Nantianmen wall, and half of it has to be stuck in the wall.

In the early years, I thought about renting out the room, after all, there are so many empty rooms, and you can rest easy by rent, but who would have thought that more than a dozen households could live in less than two months, and the last family had to say that the rent was haunted, and they wanted to go to the industrial and commercial bureau to sue me... Ma Dan, what does the haunting have to do with the Industrial and Commercial Bureau.

Thinking back to the words of the old god, maybe I really shouldn't hurt people anymore, a few days ago, the community also organized unemployed youth employment activities, but I didn't dare to go, considering my bad luck, this kind of gang activities organized by the state as a unit, if I participated, I am afraid that the third world war will not be far away.

It's like I've never won LOL for so many years, although life is hard, but I can always have fun in the bitterness, for example, I found the joy of life from the failure of LOL, and when I meet the kind of person who sprays his teammates as soon as he loses, I will not hesitate to spray back.

What? You say it's because my hapless teammate lost the game, so I shouldn't be rebellious? Don't go, I'll be your teammate in the next game, don't believe it, I have experience in this area, I can pit whoever I want, and crawl along the network cable to add a lifelong BUFF to you.

"Boom~"

With a loud bang, the whole world collapsed, and then the broken crystal fragments scattered in all directions, and a few blood-red characters covered the screen.

In fact, I knew from the beginning that I didn't need to look at the end at all, how could this game win, I didn't win either man or machine.

"Whew"

Exhaled a breath of turbidity, and as the picture turned, I was ready to change my mood, but who would have thought that a message would make me feel energetic all of a sudden.

That's a message from a support teammate after the game, and the person is left in the chat area before they leave.

[The Second God of the Universe] "Boy, there is a kind of don't go, it's you, the technical dish picks your feet, and you dare to scold this goddess, believe it or not, this goddess crawled along the telephone pole and a thunderbolt killed you." ”

When I saw this message, I laughed, and instantly felt good, "Hehe, are you still a goddess? Play the ugliest troll, and dare to call yourself a goddess? You still want to climb down the telephone pole? What about dreaming? You think you are a white lady, just your water snake waist, horizontal and vertical are longer than the telephone pole." ”

After sending the message,I sat in front of the computer and waited for the opposite side to give me a message.,This kind of plot is the most interesting.,Generally speaking,I'll endure a few words of complaining when a teammate loses the game.,After all, I'm unlucky.,Hurt teammates also lose.,But this kind of 20-minute game sprayed for fifteen minutes of teammates is definitely a good target.,Say nothing and can't let go of this opportunity.,It's too rare.。 、

One minute, two minutes,... After a full five minutes, there was no reply to the message from the other side, and just when I thought that the other party was no longer going to spray, a white light suddenly flashed in front of my eyes, and then there was a "click", and the whole world went black.

In the last moment of my coma, there was only one thought in my mind: "I grass, the world is black?"