33 Jedi Grave (8)
If you encounter a snake cave, it is one of the most troublesome things, the two of them are surrounded by snakes, and it is completely impossible to rush out of the narrow passage, what should I do, the fat man is not in a hurry, what does he want to do. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Pour out all the contents of the backpack and put it on your body from beginning to end, and hurry up if you want to survive."
The fat man was fast, directly caged the backpack on the top of his head, pulled violently, the backpack was stretched instantly, the stretch of the backpack was shocking, and what shocked people was that the fat man directly became a smooth, black spinning cone, and he couldn't see the human shape at all.
"Boss, hurry up and do it, this is high-tech, it can save our lives."
Although I don't understand the principle, I still do it until I pull the zipper, and I feel like I'm back in my mother's womb, and the squeeze is uncomfortable.
"What do we do now?" The big ability is next to the fat man, and his heart is still not steady, this is to hide from the world, can it be done.
"Boss, haven't you seen the animal world, the snake finds us through infrared perception, the set on our body is a polymer stealth material, the so-called stealth is not to let the smell and heat radiation on your body overflow, I have used it before, this time it is an upgraded version, and now we are ready to do a snake massage, very cool." The fat man explained confidently.
"Fatty, there was no high technology in the past, what would you do if you encountered a snake cave."
Da Shui is worried, if all tomb robberies use high technology, how many ancient tombs can be left in Huaxia, can technology really completely replace the old crafts of the past?
"Hehe, you can be considered to ask the point, the older generation is really much better than us, take my uncle as an example, he knows as many as hundreds of Taoism, and he will have a lot of all kinds of side doors, he can train snakes to drive snakes, and when he encounters snake caves, he will be like what we are cowardly."
The fat man's words were full of regret, and the big ability felt strange, it was difficult for the fat man to repel snakes.
"Do you train snakes to drive away snakes? It's a good craft, and now I feel like it's being put to good use. ”
Da Zhi said, his face was constantly distorted, and cold snakes were entrenched on his body, and there were even snakes that bit on the invisibility sleeve with their mouths, but unfortunately the sleeve was too slippery and there was no way to put their mouths down.
"Don't move, just lie down and enjoy, after a while we will be treated as the same kind by the snake, and now the snake is thinking about whether we are their companions, training the snake is a hard and dangerous job, can I still commit it with such high technology, am I so stupid?"
The fat man enjoyed it very much, his mouth kept humming, the psychic technique made the communication between the two barrier-free, and the nerves of the great ability gradually relaxed, as long as he knew how to rob the tomb, it was actually a simple thing.
"These are old crafts, this is an ancient inheritance, what a pity to lose it."
The big ability sighed, but the fat man didn't accept it very much, and said with a smile: "Times have changed, what was useful in the past may not be useful now, and when the snakes agree, we will crawl slowly to see what is at the end of the passage, I am here to the tomb of the gods." ”
Practicality is king, now there are too many old crafts can not be used, the disappearance is also the law of history, some folk crafts are even difficult to record in the book, such as inverted bucket gold, theft and deception and other shady crafts want to be completely inherited is very difficult.
In the past, it was an apprentice looking for a master, but now he has become a master looking for an apprentice, tragedy! It's time for change, what can I do, or find a good master to learn some Yin and Yang Taoism. Taoist priest is also a good profession.
"Come on, remember that we are a snake now, follow us." The fat man spoke, pouting his buttocks, and wanted a laipi snake to crawl through the passage, and the place he passed made the snakes puzzled for a while.
The snakes gave way one after another, it turned out that they also had cute times, and fear would infinitely expand the conjecture in their hearts, as long as they could master the habits of snakes, it was not impossible to dance with snakes.
The passage gets bigger and bigger, until the passage is broken, the fat man and the big ability can't pass, the light stick thrown out, the fluorescent flash, and the next few dozen meters is less than a huge nest, and the light and shadow of the nest are presented in front of the fat man and the big ability.
Snakes, snakes thicker than stone pillars, there are hundreds, each of them covered with moss, coiled together, eyes closed, as if dormant, want to continue down, can only pass by these pythons, these snakes grow snake crowns, this is the legend of the snake into the precursor of the dragon.
"Dragon remains, there must be dragon remains, otherwise these giant pythons would not gather together, where are the dragon remains."
Seeing that the fat man with red eyes had already forgotten the danger, this time he only wanted the keel, and it was okay if Dongfang Sheng's old guy's task was not completed.
The fluorescence flashed, and it suddenly stimulated the dormant python, one giant python roared, and all the rest woke up, entrenched together, opened their hideous bloody mouths, and demonstrated around, warning the fat man and the big ability with bad intentions.
"They seem to have discovered us, what to do next?"
The big ability is weak, no matter how big a snake is, he can swallow himself in one bite, the horror in his nature makes him can't stand everything in front of him, is this acting in a TV series, or making a movie, or is it whimsical.
it! There are hundreds of pythons in front of you, and one is definitely a python disaster if you are not careful, what should I do?
The fat man also gasped when he saw the python, and the first time he encountered it, there must be something good in the place where the python was reluctant to leave.
Absolutely not give up halfway because of harm, this is the fat man's life motto, doesn't Meng Meng like to eat snakes, let Meng Meng go, lead away the giant python.
The fat man's thoughts,Big ability to express doubts,Meng Meng to lure away the giant python,Although Meng Meng is a dog,But this seems to be very unrighteous.,There's no way.,You might as well give it a try.。
"Mengmeng will discuss something for you, you go and eat him, I'll give you a month's vacation, you can go wherever you want, you don't have to protect me."
The great ability to use freedom as a price, I hope that this free soul with dignity will fight for freedom.
"No, these are the sentinels of the four-legged snake, I came to see if the four-legged snake is still there, if he dies, I must put a soak of urine on the top of his head to relieve the hatred in my heart."
I knew that Meng Meng had a gap for the dragon, and it seemed that he was a mortal enemy, and it was obvious that Meng Meng couldn't do the dragon, so he could only use the spiritual victory method.
"Mengmeng, this is the dragon's lair, or you don't want to go in, anyway, you can't even beat his sentinel, I'll give you a secret mission, and I'll give you a day off after completing it."
Da Gong whispered to Meng Meng who was hiding in his hair, and the more Meng Meng listened, the more unhappy she became, shaking her head vigorously, and her face was about to cry with grievance.
"Who said I can't fight, I feel like I really can't fight, I won't go, I won't die."
Originally, I thought that the radical method would work, but now it seems that Meng Meng is a vicious dog that does not eat soft and hard, and all kinds of conditions for luring dogs are prescribed, and Meng Meng is all denied, and his ability is angry, and he opens the zipper, grabs Meng Meng, and throws it out to the ground where the python is gathered.