Chapter 059: Unlucky Fat Man
Li Qingshan doesn't know many people, there are only two fat people, one is the fat master who has played since he was a child, and he is idle all day long, and the other is Wang Fat. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Fat is still catching rabbits in Daxinganling, it is unlikely to come over, that is Wang Fatzi, but Wang Fatzi is not back to Sijiu City to show off, how can he appear here at this time.
When Li Qingshan came to the nurse's station, he didn't see the fat man, he looked left and right, and there was no one around who could be called fat, suspecting that someone was playing a prank.
At this time, he suddenly heard a sound of tongue that seemed to be out of nowhere, and when he turned his head, he saw Wang Fatzi showing half of his head by the windowsill outside, squeezing his eyebrows at him.
Li Qingshan felt strange in his heart, what the hell is this fat man doing?
When I came to the fat man's side, Li Qingshan didn't open his mouth, but I saw the fat man's expression of being about to cry. ”
The fat man was really about to cry, he didn't fart with Li Qingshan, and said with a sad face: "The bad luck of singing is urging that, you said that fat man, why is my life so bitter, I finally made a windfall, but I didn't expect it to be a big disaster." ”
Li Qingshan saw that his hall was black, and his tone was stinking and stinking, and he wondered for a while, this fat man was really unlucky to this extent?
After listening to the fat man's story, Li Qingshan was dumbfounded to find that he still underestimated the fat man's unluck.
It turned out that five days ago, the fat man took the green train, humming a little song all the way back to Sijiu City, not to mention how happy he was, although he almost lost his life in the ground this time, but the harvest was not small, if it wasn't for the curse of the blood pulled by Khotanese Yu, this harvest would be enough for him to live the rest of his life freely.
The fat man has always been a contented person, and the phrase on the lips of the blind grandfather is contentment.
People's hearts are not enough to swallow elephants, especially in the line of inverted fighting, if you are really greedy, you will die.
So even if the tomb of King Dian's finally exploded countless treasure fragments, the fat man just seized the time to pull three gadgets and ran for his life.
In his words, everyone he saw along the way was like a thief, which made Li Qingshan despise for a while, saying that others don't know, you yourself are a thief, a thief is a thief, you are really interesting.
The fat man's face became even more pitiful, and he said, "Do you say that the curse of Khotanese really exists?" He is an immortal, don't say it, I was really arrested as a thief. ”
Li Qingshan's eyes widened all of a sudden, and he hurriedly asked the fat man what happened next.
The fat man said that he was happy and worried all the way, and the mentality of having a guilty after getting the treasure made him suffer a lot, and he thought that this was the mentality of the nouveau riche, who became a good spirit who did not want to be bad, and the treasure was not stolen, but it was confiscated.
Hearing the word confiscation, Li Qingshan sighed in his heart, what he was most afraid of in this line of work was the word confiscation.
Sure enough, I heard the fat man sigh and said: "He is an immortal, fat man, I just got off the train, I thought I could finally breathe a sigh of relief, who would like to suddenly jump out of a person to invite me to go, who do you want to be fat, who am I, please say please?" Just as he wanted to smash the bridge of the girl's nose with his fist, he saw the man take out his documents. ”
Li Qingshan swallowed a mouthful of saliva and asked, "What certificate?" ”
The fat man also swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said, "The work card of the Cultural Protection Bureau." ”
Li Qingshan swallowed another mouthful of saliva, looked around nervously, and said, ", fat man, are you escaping from prison or arrested?" ”
The fat man saw that Li Qingshan was more nervous than him, and waved his hand to scold his mother: "Don't let your mother curse your fat master, we are also authentic people in Sijiu City, can we do such things?" ”
The fat man continued, and Li Qingshan finally breathed a sigh of relief, the fat man was originally arrested, his things were confiscated, and he was even fined a large amount of money, and he almost sold the antique shop left by his grandfather.
Just when the fat man was wondering if he didn't want the identity of this authentic person in Sijiu City, something unexpected happened to him, and the people from the Cultural Protection Bureau actually threw him out, saying that someone had redeemed him.
The fat man repeatedly asked who it was, but he didn't ask the people from the Cultural Protection Bureau in a hurry and arrested him, and the fat man hurriedly hugged his head and ran away.
Only then did the fat man return to Sijiu with high spirits, bowed his head and drooped his head back to Jinling.
Li Qingshan was dumbfounded when he heard this, and said, "How could it be so coincidental? Could it be that someone is under the trap? ”
The fat man slapped his thigh and said, "My mother thinks the same thing, I sold the fat man and spent money to redeem it, but then I thought about it, who the fuck can do this thing that has no ass and no eyes?" ”
Li Qingshan thought about it, the Cultural Protection Bureau is not blacker than black, it is even darker inside, only in but not out, who can sell the fat man to the black goo?
But it has happened, and this thing can only be considered unlucky, and if the fat man really has to get out of his temper, he can only be unlucky.
Those who do this business can enjoy the daily progress, and they have to bear the night to break a hundred fortunes.
Li Qingshan asked the fat man: "Then what do you want to do here, let me tell you, Lao Tzu almost got a comminuted fracture of his whole body in the tomb of King Dian, and he didn't get a single artifact, don't expect me to share a little with you." ”
The fat man pursed his lips, suddenly glared and said, "I'll go, I was stunned just now to let you come to see me, didn't you still have a plaster cast a few days ago, and you are jumping around?" ”
Li Qingshan told the fat man about the strangeness on his body, and the fat man was amazed when he heard it, and said: "He is an immortal, and you can get a lot of benefits in a team of people, with this magical power, who wants any weapons." ”
Li Qingshan likes to listen to this, you can get the Ming weapon again, this magic power is really a rare thing, but he still has some regrets in his heart that he didn't get the Ming weapon.
The fat man owed a lot of debts, and he pondered the next fight for three days, Li Qingshan had been studying the ghost talisman and the notes of the old ninth master, during which he came once and stared at Li Qingshan for five minutes, the expression on his face did not move a bit, and he left without saying a word.
The fat man was dumbfounded, and asked Li Qingshan: "I'll go, where did this girl come from, it's okay to be cold." ”
Li Qingshan told the fat man about Kong Yao, and when he saw the fat man's eyes as bright as light bulbs, he knew that it was broken.
Sure enough, before he finished speaking, the fat man swooped out like a gust of wind, and the speed was ridiculously fast.
In fact, Li Qingshan is also very interested in the Blood Lizard Cave, and it is very likely that his grandfather Li Yuangu went to the Blood Lizard Cave, and the mysteries of his parents and his grandfather's past can be found in the Blood Lizard Cave, and he really needs to go there.
But Kong Yao and Luo Li are too weird, one laughs strangely, and the other is cold.
Kong Yao can explore the tomb of King Dian alone, this girl is even more terrifying, when she was thirteen years old, she was able to chop six island countries and empty forbearance, the combined danger factor of these two people is not lower than that of the Blood Lizard Cave, where does Li Qingshan dare to say a word of interest?
The fat man came back not long after he ran out, and unlike the depressed Li Qingshan imagined, the fat man was excited as if he had married his mother-in-law and had a baby, and only said one word to Li Qingshan, Li Qingshan gritted his teeth and decided to participate in this lama.
said that he was an immortal, and he was too sorry for this opportunity if he didn't go.