Chapter 51: Sister Feng, beg for a relationship
"Go wash the horses. ”
Cui Shi pointed to the two white horses in the stable not far away, and said casually: "Wash the mud horses." ”
As soon as a few monks guarding the door turned around, they saw that the mountain road that the white horse had been walking for days really had a lot of mottled mud and dirt on their bodies, so they got out of the way, thinking that there should be no problem in washing the horses, as long as they didn't let these two guys from the Tang Dynasty get together and mutter.
[Uh! I wipe it, and I will spray ...... if I don't agree with it]
[A good sentence to wash Nima, look at the cute expressions of those monks, hahahaha, I laughed to death!]
[This Guanyin Temple really deserves it, at first I heard that it was a monk from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Soil, all kinds of courtesy and all kinds of show-offs. Later, when I couldn't take out the baby, I snubbed all kinds of ridicule, and it was several days, and even the horses were not cleaned. deserves to be deceived by the Great Sage so that there are no pants left, and he still has the face to ask the demon for help?]
[Sit back and wait for the anchor to beat the three demons of Black Wind Mountain. 】
[That old monk can't let it go, just count him the worst!]
[The little monk is not a good thing, all dogs look at people low, the upper beam is not right, and the lower beam is crooked. 】
[Great Sage, it's time to perform true combat effectiveness!]
Cui Shi had a slight sneer on his face, went into the stable under the attention of several monks, first brushed the white horse given by Tang Taizong at will, and quickly fooled over, approached the white dragon horse, and began to carefully scrub while using the cover of the white horse's body to separate the eyes of those monks from probing.
What does this mean?
Yuma said that he was not happy, everyone is a horse, you just take a brush and pull it twice on me, it's too trouble......some, right? I haven't even brushed it clean!
Turning over a horse's face, he glanced at it anthropomorphically, thinking to himself, don't think I don't know, just because I didn't let you ride it before, you are a personal vendetta!
"Xiaobai, it's up to you to do this. ”
Cui Shi said in a low voice: "The three demons of Black Wind Mountain are not easy to deal with, we must defeat them individually." ”
"How do you break each one?"
The third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea, who incarnated as a white horse, moved his horse's mouth, and said suspiciously: "Don't you know what the 'Eighteen Palms of Dragon Descending' are, are you still afraid of a few demons?"
"Ahem, you don't know, there are no dragons in these three demons. ”
Shh
The little white dragon rolled his eyes, and secretly said I believe in your evil, if it doesn't work, it won't work, and it is so fresh and refined.
By whom?
During this time, you rode me well, and you showed your bottom. That body is as heavy as a pig, where is what kind of immortal cultivator, a person who has attained the Tao?
For the sake of Guanyin Bodhisattva's face, after all, he is also a scripture learner, so I won't bother with you.
What kind of coolies are you going to send me now?
It's also broken, why do people love to listen to you so much......
The anchor was slapped in the face by Shenma. 】
[Forcibly explain, there is no one left, you look at the expression of this white dragon horse, hahaha, it amuses me to death!!]
[System message: Thanks to the chicken leg × sent by "Here is the Demon King".] 】
[Isn't this the big black phoenix MM before, and finally reappeared?]
[Da Heifeng, please change it back, now this name is not domineering. 】
[System News: "Here are all Dirty Demon Kings" renamed "Brother Long's Might". 】
[Brother Long: Brother Long, don't listen to the anchor's foolishness, what is broken, he himself is afraid that he will not know anything, so he will let you be a coolie. 】
If Xiaobailong can see this sentence, maybe he will really become a confidant, and then it is difficult to say whether it will develop into an online romance or something.
It's a pity that the translucent light curtain can only be seen by Cui Shi, but he really saw that the suspected female fan of this little white dragon was busy rewarding, changing his name, and revealing the truth.
Cui Shi's eyes rolled, and he suddenly pointed in the direction of the barrage and smiled: "Xiaobai, say hello to the gods, they are all looking at you." ”
What is God?
Xiao Bailong's face was clouded, and then his heart sank, could it be that this mysterious Senior Brother Sun really has strange magical powers, and he can see things that he can't see?
Oh, God...... Sounds pretty powerful, does it have anything to do with the Jade Emperor?
The so-called three feet above the head has a god, it should not be a cover-up, and listen to Senior Brother Sun's time.
The little white dragon turned his body to face the translucent barrage that he couldn't see, and bent his front hooves respectfully, and the horse's head also nodded a few times anthropomorphically.
[I wipe it...... This white horse can!]
[The anchor finally has a basic conscience and knows that the audience is God. However...... God now wants you to quickly subdue the demons and eliminate the demons, where is the golden hoop stick? Look at the vote yourself, the people who voted for "the golden monkey rises up a thousand sticks, and the three demon kings are swept away" all account for almost 40%, an overwhelming advantage. 】
[It's amazing my white dragon horse, and it will bow and 666666!]
[System message: Thank you for the chicken rack ×1 sent by "Brother Long"!]
[I'll go, another wave?]
[Chicken legs and chicken racks, more than 10,000 yuan smashed into it in an instant, just for the white horse to do this action? I feel that the circus leader has been crying blind in the toilet, and training tigers and lions to make money is not so fast!]
[Sister Feng, ask for a relationship. It's okay to have a big black phoenix, black fungus is healthier. 】
[Ahh......h You blinded my eyes......]
Uh, these guys, always driving unexpectedly, is there something serious?
Cui Shi withdrew his gaze from the barrage that began to be messy, and said in a serious voice: "Xiao Bai, among the three demon kings of Black Wind Mountain, the most difficult thing to deal with is the black bear monster. Now you find a way to go to the Black Wind Mountain, get ahead of that old monk, stabilize the Black Bear Monster first, and let him not come out in the Black Wind Cave. ”
Shh
The little white dragon wanted to roll his eyes again, you said it easily, how can I stabilize him?
This bear monster is not too far from the Eagle Sorrow Stream where I originally lived, and I have heard of his name, he is an old bear who is dedicated to cultivation and Taoism. In terms of supernatural skills, I'm afraid I'm not an opponent, not to mention that there is more than one monster in the Black Wind Mountain.
If you don't go, you'll command me!
"Don't worry. ”
Cui Shichengzhu smiled in his chest: "You go to Heifeng Mountain, turn into a woodcutter who collects firewood, and then I will teach you a song, you only need to chant repeatedly on the road that the black bear demon must pass, and the black bear will treat you as a guest of honor, and ask in detail about the origin of the song." You only need to play Tai Chi, talk a few nonsense in the fog of the clouds, and reveal that there may be immortals passing by the Black Wind Mountain in the past few days, and that's enough. ”
"What is Tai Chi?"
"Uhhhh......h Just say something ambiguous. ”
"Does it work?"
The little white dragon was puzzled: "With a song trick, you can fool that old bear......?