Chapter 516: Lightning Strike

Xue Qian sat in the corner and said, "Mr. Lu, I found that your skin is getting thicker and thicker. The mouth is getting harder and harder. ”

Mr. Lu smiled smugly and said, "I have real talent and real learning, of course I have to be tougher." Then he said to the remnant immortal: "You'd better let me go now, or I'll kill you in a while, and you regret it, then it's too late." ”

The remnant immortal squatted down and approached Mr. Lu: "Come, you hurt me." I don't fight back, you try? ”

Mr. Lu grinned and made a gesture to bite the ears of the remnant immortal, but he was always a few centimeters short of reaching the remnant immortal.

The remnant immortal said, "You try harder. Pulled the neck off. Maybe you can bite me. ”

Mr. Lu smiled and said, "Now the time has not come, I don't want to hurt you yet." ”

The remnant immortal sneered: "The old man has been crisscrossing the rivers and lakes for so long, and I have never seen such a shameless person as you." The last time I was caught off guard, it was a shame to hurt your hand. ”

Then he turned to the child and said, "Boy, make a fire and prepare to cook the medicine." ”

Dao Tong agreed, and found a broken pot from the outside. Start making a fire and cook the soup.

Mr. Lu sighed in his mouth: "Old fairy, it's really difficult for you, where did you find this broken pot?" ”

The remnant immortal sneered: "It's not a few of you who are harmful? In the past, the best copper pot was used for cooking medicine, and the cleanest white porcelain bowl was used for soup. What now? Hehe, I'm afraid you're going to have to be wronged, when you gouge out your eyes for a while. I have to use my hands, where to get a porcelain knife in this kind of wilderness? ”

Dao Tong raised the fire, and the fire shone brightly, shining on me, and I felt very warm, if it wasn't for being in this kind of place. I'm about to have my eyes gouged out, so I'm sure I'm going to take a nap.

Suddenly, I heard the boy say, "Master, whose eyes shall we boil first in a while?" ”

The remnant immortal pointed at me and said, "Our master and apprentice do things, and we pay the most attention to the rules. There must be a first-come, first-come, first-come. Of course, you have to eat Zhao Mang's eyes first. ”

I smiled wryly and said, "Why are you still eating my eyes?" Didn't you shift your target and target Xue Qian? ”

The remnant immortal smiled: "I have two hooks, which one is the hook." It's just that I didn't expect that the three of you are vulnerable, so I'm naturally welcome. ”

I saw that the water in the iron pot was already steaming. I knew that in a moment and a half, my eyes would be gouged out to make soup. My mind was in turmoil, and I suddenly said, "Old fairy, I know where your flaws are. ”

The remnant immortal turned around and asked strangely, "What do you mean?" What's wrong with me? ”

I said, "You said before that if the three of us want to save those ghosts, we have to cut the meat to feed the eagles and sacrifice ourselves to feed the tigers. ”

The remnant immortal said: "Yes, that's the truth. And I can sue you now, for the sake of our fellow disciples, if the three of you can find me three pairs of ghost eyes, I can consider sparing your lives. ”

I smiled and said, "It doesn't make sense for you to eat the eyes of the little ghost, so I don't have to sacrifice myself to feed the tiger." ”

The remnant immortal looked at me and said, "I eat the eyes of the little ghost, why is it unreasonable?" ”

I cleared my thoughts and said, "You debated with me before. Say that since I eat chickens and ducks, you can eat the eyes of imps. Because in your eyes, the eyes of imps are no different from those of chickens and ducks. ”

The remnant immortal said, "Yes. So you have no reason to be uneven. ”

I shook my head and said, "In my opinion, I eat chickens and ducks, and it is very justifiable." But in the eyes of chickens and ducks, I want to eat them, and I am their great enemy. If they have the ability to resist, they will rebel against me. If their wisdom is a little higher, and their skills are a little greater, they will definitely peck me all over the body. Am I right? ”

The remnant immortal nodded: "So what?" ”

I continued, "To your eyes, the imp is like a chicken or a duck. You eat them, rightly. But in the eyes of the imp. But that's definitely not the case. They will rebel against you if they are able. ”

I raised my sore arm, pointed at myself, and said, "I am the representative of those imps, I am capable, so I will fight against you on their behalf." The three of us going against you is an act of upholding justice. In your words, the three of us have a great righteousness in our hearts. ”

Mr. Lu praised with a smile: "Zhao Mang, your words are really impassioned." If the other party is a face-saving person, he must have let the three of us go. ”

The remnant immortal obviously didn't think of my remarks. He was stunned for a while, hesitated for a while, and then said: "Little Taoist, I don't care if you are righteous or unjust, the old immortal has always done things according to the rules." Since you have made a contract, you must give me your eyes today. ”

Mr. Lu breathed a long sigh of relief and said, "Great, I didn't make a contract, I'm fine." ”

The remnant immortal glanced at him with disdain and said, "Then you will stay in this stone lion for the rest of your life." ”

Mr. Lu looked at the stone lion under him and said, "Old immortal, I have something I want to ask you for. ”

The remnant immortal looked at the bubbling hot water and said, "What's the matter?" ”

Mr. Lu said, "This lion is carved out of stone and placed outside the gate somewhere, right?" ”

The remnant immortal nodded and said, "Yes, so what?" ”

Mr. Lu said curiously: "What kind of magic do you use to make him come to life, fight me as if he came to life, and finally swallow me in his stomach?" ”

The remnant immortal smiled: "This is a Taoist secret technique, but it is inconvenient for me to talk to you more." However, I can tell you that my technique, at dawn, will dissipate into nothingness. So after the rooster crows, the lion can no longer move. Turns into a normal stone lion. ”

Mr. Lu nodded and said, "Guessed, guessed." ”

The remnant immortal said, "Therefore, when the day comes, your body, along with this stone lion, will turn into a stone. When the time comes, you'll have to hire a good stonemason to slowly smash the lion open and chisel your body out. Otherwise, you won't be able to keep the whole corpse. ”

Mr. Lu smiled bitterly and said, "This kind of Dao technique is almost demonic. I guess if the lion gets struck by lightning, I'm afraid it will fall apart, right? ”

The face of the remnant immortal changed, and then, he sneered: "If you have the ability to attract heavenly thunder, you will not be caught by me." When death is on the verge of death, what kind of nonsense are you blowing? ”

Mr. Lu laughed and said, "How can you die so much?" I came prepared. ”

The remnant immortal sneered at Mr. Lu and looked down on him very much. But my mind came alive. It's impossible for the three of us to attract the heavenly thunder, but there is still a palm thunder in my palm.

If this palm thunder hits a lion in broad daylight, I'm afraid it will be useless. But as Mr. Lu said, on this night, I am afraid that there will be some miraculous effect on dealing with demonic things.

I was thinking of this when I suddenly heard Dao Tong say, "Master, the water is boiling. ”

The remnant fairy looked at me and said, "Take his eyes off." "[Wonderful * pen * 閣~] miao pen ge. update fast

Dao Tong really stood up and walked out to me.

I looked at Mr. Lu, and Mr. Lu was also looking at me. His face was full of encouragement.

Dao Tong had already walked towards me, and I was leaning against the wall, but I simply lay down at this time.

Seeing Dao Tong come to my feet, I kicked him with all my might.

Ever since I entered the house, he had not been able to resist, and Dao Tong didn't expect me to kick him, and I kicked him away. He was young, and his body was not heavy, and I kicked his body vigorously and smashed it on the remnant immortal.

I took advantage of this opportunity to prop my right hand on the ground and pounce on the stone lion. After I entered the house, my whole body was sore and soft by the remnant immortal, and after this action was made, my body was in sharp pain. I endured the pain and slapped my left palm on Shi Shishi's body.

Suddenly, I felt as if my whole body had passed through an electric current, numb and painful. Immediately after, I heard a thud, and a lion exploded beneath me