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"Spying on him?" The fat man asked puzzledly, "The remaining twelve of you are all spring girls?" ”

"Before we entered this tomb, we were only tasked with keeping an eye on him. We don't know the specific reason for the www.biquge.info of the pen, but the above just said that we should look at Zhao Boling and report his every move at any time, but we can't expose the target. The golden retriever patiently explained.

"Why are you spying on me? Do I have any secrets that I can't tell? Or is it just because I'm handsome? "I was talking to myself, and I couldn't figure out why thirteen men had been sent to spy on me for three years, and I didn't even notice it for three years.

"Is this the bead you're looking for?" I don't know when, the fat man took out the yang beads, put them in front of the golden retriever's eyes and shook them.

I sighed secretly, oh no, how can this brainless thing take out the yang marrow beads? What I originally thought was to wait out of this ancient tomb and find a way to get rid of the tracking and monitoring of this group of dog skin plasters. But now let the other party know that we have such a yang marrow bead in our hands, and this matter is not very easy to do.

I said to the fat man angrily: "Are you fucking afraid that others won't know that we have a yang bead in our hands?" It's okay now, I'm staring at me when I. Shit, that's fucking unlucky. ”

"I said, what's your name? The smart one is confused for a while, and the smart is mistaken by the smart. Fat man, I'm too lazy to bother with you, otherwise just your little cleverness, the fat man will embarrass you every minute. I call this wise and foolish, you said that you have been under surveillance for three years, and you have a few hemorrhoids on your buttocks, and others can feel them clearly. Do you have any yang beads, can they not know? The fat man said while putting away the yang beads and looking at me with disdain.

"You've got hemorrhoids on your buttocks." What the fat man said was very reasonable, I was speechless, scolded a word, and stopped caring.

Sure enough, after the golden retriever saw the yang bead, his eyes lit up, and he said suspiciously: "It's this bead, exactly like the one in the picture." It's just that this bead should be in the burial pit behind that megalithic gate, how did you get it? Have you already entered that grave? ”

"What boulder door? What burial pits? The fat man was asked by the second monk who was puzzled.

"The instructions we were given were to go into this tomb, find a megalithic door, go into that megalithic door, and there was a burial pit behind it, and the beads were in that burial pit. But we don't know the exact location, the German-Chinese just said that we can find the beads after we enter the burial pit. The golden retriever explained while still asking with a puzzled face: "But I found the boulder door just now, and there is no trace of it being broken, so how did you get this bead?" ”

"More than one yang bead?" Cui Linghong asked, this was more like asking herself, and after asking, she continued: "It seems that the record about Cui Wei is really apocryphal. ”

"Who is Cui Wei? What does he have to say? The skinny monkey came out coldly and asked.

"Now is not the time to talk about this." I moved my chin in the direction of the Golden Retriever, meaning to tell them that the Golden Retriever was still there, and that I couldn't share any clues with him.

"What else do you know about this tomb?" Cui Linghong understood and continued to ask.

"This tomb should have a lot to do with Qin Shi Huang, and we don't know about the rest. I only know that this tomb belongs to the Qin Dynasty, and women are buried inside. "The golden retriever looked at us, with a sincere face, and I don't know if he was pretending, if he was really disguised, then I had to admire his superb acting skills.

"Qin Shi Huang related? Is it a woman who is buried? I tried to recall China's history of the Qin Dynasty, and then said, "Could it be Zhao Ji?" ”

"Who is Zhao Ji?" The fat man asked.

"I knew you would ask, let you read more books and not listen, and every day you will know to watch some Japanese romance action movies. The mind is full of ****** first-class, and even Zhao Ji doesn't know who he is. After I buried the fat man, I patiently explained: "Zhao Ji is the biological mother of Qin Shi Huang, and it is said that she has a fight with Wu Zetian and has found a lot of good matches." It's just that there was no contraception in the Qin Dynasty, so he later gave birth to several younger brothers to Qin Shi Huang. Qin Shi Huang drove her out of Xianyang in a fit of rage, and she was not allowed to step into Xianyang again for the rest of her life. This is why throughout her life, most of the 30,000 beauties in the palace of Qin Shi Huang did not have a queen. ”

"Isn't it the harem beauties of three thousand? When did it change to 30,000? Cui Linghong rolled his eyes and asked.

"It's a measure word, do you understand the measure word? In ancient times, quantifiers did not refer to specific numbers, but were only used as metaphors. What about the doctor? Li Bai said that the flying stream went straight down 3,000 feet, could that waterfall really have 3,000 feet? "I didn't have the heart to say it.

"Well, is there anything else you want to ask? If not, can you untie me first? I want to pee. At this moment, the golden retriever next to him asked cautiously.

"Shut up!" The four of us pointed at the Golden Retriever in unison and shouted angrily.

"What's the matter with you?" I, the fat man and Cui Linghong pointed at the thin monkey and shouted angrily at the same time.

"Originally, I didn't have anything to do, but I thought that the nature of the few people was so good, and it didn't feel like being bothered by this gringo. And don't you think it smells a little bad here? I think we'd better pick up the important ones and ask first, and let's talk in another place after asking. The thin monkey spread out his hands and said with a helpless look.

"Well, I'm really urgent!" The Golden Retriever said again, and I turned my head to look at him, my face flushed, not like I was pretending. This thing finally stopped morally kidnapping us one by one, and probably understood that a few of us don't eat hard and soft, let alone this kind of cross-border tomb robbers.

"Anything else to ask?" I asked a few of them, and although I still had questions in my head, it was clear that the Golden Retriever would not give me answers to these questions.

Three of their colleagues said there was nothing more to ask.

The fat man took out his gun again and said to the golden retriever, "Do you have any last words?" ”

"No, I've cooperated with a few of you like this, and you still have to kill people. Besides, I don't know anything about you. "The golden retriever was about to cry, perhaps in a state of extreme tension and excitement due to his high concentration, and before we could untie it, he peed a crotch on his own.

"Damn, I still want to come to China to rob tombs." The fat man put away the gun in disgust, I knew that he was just pretending to scare the golden retriever, but the golden retriever didn't understand him, thinking that the fat man was really ready to kill people.

Cui Linghong covered his nose and turned his face away, and I asked the thin monkey to untie the golden retriever. When the skinny monkey was untied, I took out another bottle of mineral water and a pack of compressed biscuits from my backpack, and said while throwing them to the golden retriever: "A word of advice for you, don't come to China to rob tombs in the future, you will die!" ”

When I saw the golden retriever chick nodding his head like pecking rice, I put away a serious face and said, "One more warning to you, don't spy on me again!" ”

The golden retriever probably hadn't reacted to the fat man's intimidation, and I didn't know if he heard it, so I saw that he kept nodding his head, and I couldn't bear to scare him anymore, so I had to say: "We don't have many reserves, I hope you can get out alive, you can ask for more blessings and fend for yourself, and there will be no time in the future." ”

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