"I'm the next Olympian! Why did you kill it, it's too dark, right? Keep the other party and maybe be able to ask one, two, three, four, five. I asked the eighth sister very, very dissatisfied.

I saw that the eighth sister changed her usual gentle appearance, but said to me very angrily: "Keep a fart!" Can the believers of the Demon Realm ask whatever you want? Sooner or later is a scourge, solve it early, and calm down early. ”

Forget it, good men don't fight women. Thinking of this, I quickly took out my mobile phone and prepared to call Lao Cao, mainly hoping that the other party would come to my aid.

But before I could dial, the eighth sister said coldly: "No need to call, there is absolutely no signal!" ”

Alas, I'll go, the little master hasn't tried it yet, so he pouted me back, and I still don't believe in this evil. I completely ignored Daohachi's advice, and stubbornly clicked eleven times on the number key, but as soon as I pulled it out, I was hung up. Take a closer look at the signal on the phone, Nima, zero!

I saw Dao Ba give me a fierce look, and then walked towards Chaoyangtai. I took the opportunity to come to Wang Lili and asked with concern: "Wife, didn't scare you, did you?" ”

I thought that the other party would fall into my arms, and the little bird would cry like a pear blossom with rain. Where did I think, people stared at me angrily for a long time, and then directly stretched out their hands to grab my ears, and then asked loudly: "Jia Shu, is it called a girl, a little beautiful, give you some sunshine, you will be brilliant?" Ah, isn't it! ”

"It hurts..."This Nima doesn't match the script, I said to Wang Lili in a trembling voice: "Wife, don't make trouble, something really happened." Subsequently, I concisely told Wang Lili what the eighth sister had just told me, and after listening to it, I just coldly dropped a sentence, "Anyway, with you, there are new things every day, and it's not bad tonight, I'll ask you, can you not talk to Dao Bamei next time?" You're responsible for me, you know? ”

What a hell of this! When did the little master secretly send Qiu Bo to the eighth sister, the woman became jealous, and it was really unreasonable.

However, the way Wang Lili pinched my ears and the words she said reminded me of a girl who had a physical relationship with me.

I met her at a friend's birthday party. After everyone was full of wine and food, they made an appointment to go to KTV to sing, because I was in a period of broken love, and the songs I sang were very sad enough, what "There is a kind of love called letting go", "Single Love Song", Zhang Xinzhe's "Love" and the like, when I sang "How Much Love Can Come Again", this girl was drunk and came to stop me.

"Your name is Jia Shu, right?" "yes." "Can you stop singing such sad songs on people's birthdays?" "Huh?"

Just when I felt that this girl was also domineering, this girl reached out and pinched my ear even more domineeringly, and then said viciously: "I heard the pony say that you have fallen out of love, and now you are a girl everywhere, what about you?" ”

"Then I won't sing, can't I drink in the past?" I said helplessly to this girl.

"No way!" This girl continued to exert herself in her hands, pinching my ears painfully.

"And what do you want?" I had the heart to die at the time, what kind of person is this, why are you worrying about my business.

"I've got to show you something." The girl said unrelentingly.

"I understand! When the tea is cold, don't continue it, and if you continue it, it's not the original taste; When people leave, don't stay anymore, and if you stay again, it's not the same feeling; If the love is gone, don't reminisce, and if you reminisce, it's not the original mood. Slowly it will be far away, gradually it will fade, when you have it, cherish it, leave, silently bless! I said to this girl with a little sadness.

"The export is a chapter, quite talented!" My words made the girl in front of me look at me with admiration.

"Then you can let go of your hand, right?" That's what I'm most concerned about at the moment.

"Don't let go!" “weishenme？” "What you said just now made my heart sour, you have to compensate me." The girl said quite unreasonably.

"How can I compensate for it?" I wanted to vent at the time, I wanted to drink, and I really didn't plan to grind with this girl.

"Drink with me." This girl directly opened the conditions.

"No problem!" I'm afraid that you don't have the conditions, as long as you have the conditions, then it's not a problem.

As a result, I was distressed by all my birthday classmates. It's not that I feel sorry for my body, it's that I feel sorry for me and this girl drinking too much. KTV kind of small bottle of beer, we sell 12 bottles a bottle, I don't know how many others drink, just me and that girl, killed more than six cases.

"Lao Jia, it's almost over, you poured too much into this girl, who will send her home after a while?" My classmate, who was a police officer, asked me helplessly.

"I don't have much, Jia Shu, go, go out with me to drink." This girl is definitely drunk, and her tongue is starting to curl when she speaks, but she just wants to die to save face and suffer the sin. It seems that people who drink too much usually say that they don't drink too much, but it is me, who shouts that they drank too much.

The old horse looked at it: yes! You two liked what to do, so you went downstairs to settle the score.

I was going to find a place to vomit and then go home and go home, but this girl had to pull me and continue to drink with me, because it was late at night, and I didn't stop the car for a long time, and everyone else was gone, so I had to stand on the side of the road with her and get drunk.

This girl first gave me a meal at first, but in the middle she started to vomit, and then she lay on my shoulder and started crying. Through her crying, I know that she has just fallen out of love recently, and what is worse than me is that she has been with each other for nine years from junior high school to the present, and as a result, the other party met a career teacher, so she kicked her, a temporary little nurse, into the stinky ditch and left her to fend for herself.

Speaking of sad places, the two of us hugged each other and cried loudly. The police car that attracted the patrol stopped near the two of us and refused to leave for a long time.

Although I didn't drink less, I was at least very clear-headed, and I knew that if this continued, the police uncle would have to send us to a mental hospital for a while, so I found a nearby hotel.

Fortunately, we both carried our ID cards with us, and after entering, I threw each other on the bed first, and then went to the bathroom by myself to vomit the bottom, and then took a cold shower, spirited. When I came out, I found that the girl had taken herself naked and fell asleep with her pillow in her arms.

I'm not a saint, I'm not Megumi Yanagishita, and I don't want to be inferior to a beast, so everything that should have happened that night happened. It's just that what makes me quite depressed is that the woman who seems to be drunk is the same as a dead person, there is no **, there is no cooperation, and I am the only one doing piston movements mechanically.

In the morning, I felt a sharp pain at the base of my ear, and I found that this little girl was pinching my ear naked.

Before I could beg for mercy, the girl said to me, "Remember, from now on, you will be responsible for me, do you hear?" ”

I smiled at the other party, and then kissed directly, the other party did not dodge, but responded to my every move very fiercely, and when we left the hotel, it was already afternoon, and I paid for two days.

But since the day of the fight, this girl has disappeared from my shijie, and it seems that the person she is so-called responsible for her is not me.

Follow-up: In August 2012, I went to Longsheng to officiate at the wedding, and I saw her on the first floor, and the groom was a chubby guy, just like when I first met her, she pinched the groom's ears and asked her to be responsible for her for a lifetime, I struggled for a long time, and finally did not give a gift at the table, because I didn't know her name from beginning to end.

Just when I fell into memory, "Squeak~~~" Nine harsh sounds came from the balcony, I heard it, Nima, this is definitely the movement of the whistle stone, dare to love the eighth sister is using this method to ask for help...

to be continued