On a sweltering afternoon, in the physics teaching and research room of Nanshan Middle School, Li Zhuozheng, a physics teacher and class teacher of Class 57 and Class 8, stared at a student lying on the opposite table. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

This life can be described as super raunchy, with messy hair and a pair of half-torn slippers on his feet. The big round Nanshan Middle School emblem was pinned to his shorts.

Li Zhuo suppressed his anger and looked at the student slowly. Class 8 of the fifth and seventh grades is a very difficult class to manage, and most of the reason is the student in front of him. Since the beginning of the class, there has been a change of class teacher every semester, and Li Zhuo is already the fourth. After half a semester of confrontation, I also felt a deep headache.

The student was the first to speak, and as soon as he came, he went online: "Teacher Li, if you have something to say, you can say it as soon as possible, all the teachers in the school are studying politics, and it's not good for a person like you to slip away." ”

"It's okay." A smile appeared on Li Zhuo's face: "As long as I say that I am talking to you Huang, the principal is very happy." That's a good thing – you know what politics is all about, so if you're still not doing well, I'll spend half an afternoon a week with you. ”

"Eh, Lao Li, you're twenty-seven, what kind of heart are you fighting with our seventeen-year-old, if you have something to say, just say it." A student named Huang Er finally couldn't bear it anymore: "Besides, can you turn the electric fan around?" I'm dying of heat. ”

"Students, hot spots are hot spots, it's okay. As long as you have a good attitude, it won't be hot for long. Li Zhuo refused to agree, changed the topic and said, "Then let's start." What are your plans for the future? ”

"From now on?" Huang Er asked rhetorically, raised his eyes and thought for a while, and said, "Lao Li, it's only been five or nine years now, and you want me to think about the future?" ”

"Even selling seal oil and rocking machines is a profession that has a significant impact on a person's life." Li Zhuo took the trouble to say: "Therefore, you should establish your future direction of struggle as soon as possible, so that I, as the homeroom teacher, can give you correct guidance and education." In addition, you must call Teacher Li, and you can't shout indiscriminately. Don't think that no one in this school can cure you - your violations of the school rules will be ...... one day."

"Okay, Mr. Li, don't talk so much, rely on the electric fan to your side, the sun is on my side, you wash my ears so leisurely, you are so vicious!"

"The student fights with the teacher, and it is still a few years behind, so you better cooperate with me as much as possible and let our conversation end as soon as possible. Now it's your turn to answer my question. ”

"Teacher Li, although I am hot, I still have to make a special statement, those acts of selling seal oil are all illegal pyramid schemes, and they have been severely cracked down by the industrial and commercial departments since last year.

"Huang Er, don't think everyone is a fool, those little ruffians who sell seal oil on Nanshan are all your downline."

Huang Er's eyes turned to the sky, and he rolled his eyes, obviously not wanting to talk about this anymore. Seeing this, Li Zhuo sighed, stretched out his hand and turned the old-fashioned fan next to him a little, sent some cool breeze over, and then asked, "How are you studying on the computer recently?" ”

"It's okay." Huang replied casually: "Teacher Zeng has registered me for the National Computer Competition for Middle School Students, and the competition will start on Sunday this week." He said I had a chance of winning the prize. ”

"I can't help but say that this is beyond the expectations of all teachers, and maybe Teacher Zeng didn't expect it to be like this at first. Huang Er, you are still a little clever, don't you plan for the future as soon as possible? Although your father is retired, he should still have a lot of old qualifications and connections, and it should not be difficult for you to find a job as a civil servant in your local area. With the skill of computer, you should be able to do it. ”

"High school students go to work as civil servants and get a salary of 230 yuan a month, so you want me to live like this?"

"The starting point is a little lower, but as long as you work hard......" Li Zhuo said halfway, and he also felt that such words were not convincing, so he changed his words and asked: "Then what kind of work do you want?" ”

"Work less and get more money, and get paid if you don't work. As long as you move your mouth, others will naturally help you do the work. ”

"Huang Er, I can tell you with certainty that there is no future in this kind of work as a hooligan, even if it is to be the boss."

"No, it's the same with politicians."

"You, politician?"

"Hahahaha~~~~"

Violent laughter erupted in the physics department. The master and apprentice looked at each other and laughed for a while, Li Zhuo's laughter gradually stopped, he suddenly became angry, turned his face and shouted: "Huang Er, you didn't take what I said seriously at all!" ”

"Old ...... Mr. Li, what you said is too far, at least let me think about it. ”

"Well, I don't think it's possible to draw any serious conclusions from you in the afternoon." Li Zhuo waved his hand and said, "You can go, but before you think about it, report to me at this time of the week, and I will be happy to have a good conversation with you." ”

Huang Er's school is a large school in the northern Sichuan Prefecture Nanshan Middle School, during the great era, one of the leaders of the coalition when King Situ invaded Sichuan, he set up a headquarters here, stationed for half a month, and painted the garrison by the way, left some coins and materials, and instructed the local government to open a school.

With such a glorious history, Nanshan teachers and students can't help but get carried away, and for 70 years they have always considered themselves to be the only school in southwest China to receive this honor, which is the orthodoxy of the royal road. became famous, and all kinds of powerful people in society stuffed their relatives and children into the school, making the school inflated, but losing its original elite color. This is also the reason why Huang and others can survive in Nanshan so far: although his high school entrance examination results are not bad, he is at the middle level. But with his bad behavior, if he goes to M Middle School, he is afraid that he will be swept away in less than a semester.

M belongs to the rising stars of recent years. Probably because of the arrival of the new principal, the iron fist management is implemented. The three fires of the new official in office, generally speaking, will end without a problem after a few months, and everything will run as usual. But the new principal in M is indeed bold and promising, and his innovative management methods are deeply rooted in the mystery of thick black learning, and he is known as the smiling murderer who "holds a sickle in his left hand and hugs you in his right hand". In the enrollment of the high school entrance examination, it took the lead in launching an enrollment war, frantically seized capable potential students, and recruited high-priced students to fill the school's financial gap. In the second and third semesters, a secret purge was launched, and all the troublemakers and incompetents were secretly expelled from the school. Although M Zhong has always refused to admit this, this is on the table: their school enrolled eighteen classes in five or five years, and when they graduated in five or eight years, there were only six classes left, and the non-combat attrition rate reached 67%, so the promotion rate quickly caught up with Nanshan.

Nanshan was arrogant at first and didn't take M Middle School seriously, but after seeing the admission rate of the college entrance examination in M Middle School in 58 years, he exclaimed and sighed in surprise, and was ready to start strengthening teaching and rectifying the movement in his own school. But there are too many related households, and it is a question when it can be rectified. Maybe there will be no action on the day Huang Er's graduation, so he doesn't take these rumors very seriously.

The two schools are fighting to the death, and the atmosphere of public opinion quietly begins to fight. From the teacher to the students, they are full of disgust for each other. But the bad thing is that five days later, the venue of the preliminaries of the North Sichuan District of the 59th National Computer Competition for Middle School Students was set up in M. was already involved in competition, coupled with the bad relationship between the two schools, the Nanshan team was not less eye-catching. Mr. Zeng, the only computer teacher in Nanshan who led the team, touched a few nails in a row, and then sent Huang to do those things of filling in the form and sticking numbers to get shoe covers. He can be regarded as the right person, after all, there are so many people in this area, and Huang is also a celebrity in the local area. Although the fame is not necessarily good, it is also loud. He only had to wait a minute for these things before he became impatient, and with a wide range of eyes, the teachers and students in charge of the reception were ten times more efficient.

The Nanshan representative easily completed the formalities and entered the arena, but found a strange thing: all the seats of the Nanshan players were occupied by some female students from M Middle School who were obviously not coming to compete.

"Look at the teacher who led the team, why is he as thin as a bamboo pole?"

"Ouch, did you see that little fat man? His name is Zhang Yu, that is, octopus, haha......"

"Wrong, wrong, I know him, that little fat man's nickname is Fat Cat. Look, he got angry as he spoke, his face turned red, he really looked like a cat! ”

Laughing at this group of rampant girls, the Nanshan delegates were all embarrassed and red-faced. The student looks at the teacher, and the teacher looks at the student, but they don't know what to do. At this time, the teacher of M Middle School who was guarding the venue in the town did not know where to go, and Teacher Zeng, who lacked adaptability, could not find a negotiation partner, so he had to find a male student from M Middle School from the front row for questioning. The student ignored him and left him there. There were five or six people in this line, so they had to stand still and let the fifteen or sixteen m girls laugh at them. It wasn't until Huang Er, who had handed in the formalities, rushed over that they exclaimed:

"Why is this guy coming!"

"He, does he understand computers too? It's hilarious! ”

"It's scary, why didn't the school teacher tell us about it earlier? It's terrible to meet him! ”

"This guy is a hooligan leader, it is said that he will get pregnant if he looks at him!"

People are scary, scared to death. This group of girls stirred up the hype in place for two minutes, reviewed all the rumors about Huang He in the past three years, and received a concentrated blow, and they were all frightened. Huang He shook his head and sighed, slowly stepped forward, walked up to them in unison with the screams of all the girls, and shouted viciously:

"If you want to get pregnant, stay here for me!"

So the girls fled in panic, and the Nanshan players had to sit on time. But to make a fuss about such a despicable method in M, everyone except Huang Yi seemed a little at a loss, and he couldn't get into the state for a long time, and he was a very simple written test paper, but it was more than twice as slow as usual. Teacher Zeng saw it in his eyes and was anxious in his heart. Fortunately, Huang was not affected by the yellow that he valued the most, and he finished the paper by dividing it by two, and took the sign to the computer room for the exam.

This is a strange era, such things as computers, which were used on a large scale hundreds of years ago, were almost completely destroyed in the wars of the great era. In the genius mathematician Bill. Thanks to Grant's exploration and promotion, computer science has quickly recovered from the rubble, and has reached a progressive growth rate in recent years. Still, computer science is a field full of opportunities and temptations, with many major research results coming from school research groups and individual masters. Huang has an almost obsessive preference for this, under the leadership of Mr. Zeng, he has made great achievements in the past two years, and he once said that he is one of the most talented teenagers in this field he has ever seen, and then said with regret: With Huang's current situation, the basic coursework is very mediocre and the reputation of virtue is extremely poor, and the chance of being admitted to the university in the future to continue to move forward in this field is very small, which is really a pity.

In other words, this is probably Huang Er's last chance to shine before graduation, or in this life.

Teacher Zeng and a few juniors took the time to sigh at this, but the person concerned would not think so. Huang Er, who is usually a child, once he sits in front of the computer, he will immediately become engrossed. For him, the questions in the preliminaries were quite simple, and he was basically finished in less than half an hour. When he exhaled a long breath, a girl appeared next to him, half shy, half timid, and asked, "Classmate, can you help me?" ”

Huang turned his face, only to find a girl sitting on the machine on the right. When exactly she came, Huang didn't know at all. However, the moment he saw her, his body froze.

The girl was dressed in a mid-uniform uniform, with straight black hair draped over her shoulders, and her snow-white skin seemed to contain light, which made her yellow and a little unable to open her eyes for a while. There was a hint of anxiety in her dark eyes, and she called softly, "Classmate, can you do me a favor?" ”

At this moment, Huang He suddenly felt that a very important change had taken place in his life, as if a seed had suddenly fallen from the sky and fell in his heart, but it had begun to take root and grow rapidly in half a second. In the past, I was messing around in school, and I saw a lot of people secretly falling in love around. After mixing up some names, some little sisters came to hook up at first. Whether it is heroic or young, Huang He did not take these things seriously at that time, but rejected them with an impatient attitude.

Before seeing the girl's eyes, the girl was just a complicated and troublesome animal to Huang Er. Occasionally, when they inadvertently glance at each other, they will shout, and some even cry their noses, and they all scold very badly. Huang didn't understand why those girls who grew up suddenly regarded themselves as enemies for no reason, did they do or tried to do something that was not good for them? What do they have to watch? If we talk about sexual relations between men and women, it is even more inexplicable. When Huang Er was in the third grade of primary school, he learned all the theoretical content from his family's medical magazine, and he was ahead of the curve in his physiology and hygiene class for more than six years. Is it for that kind of thing that the girls want to distance themselves from him? This made him even more incomprehensible, and soon listed the girls as unreasonable animals, second only to the enemy.

The girl's call awakened Huang from his trance. He looked around and looked closer, and it turned out that the girl had put the floppy disk label on the reverse side and stuffed it into the floppy drive. This kind of problem is very simple, the reason is that the girl must have never used the floppy disk before, and the consequence is that the floppy drive must be scrapped, and the girl has theoretically lost the qualification to continue the exam. But looking at the girl's expectant eyes, Huang didn't tell her this conclusion, and only asked, "What question did you take?" ”

After easily cracking the password of the network host in M, Huang Er took the girl's question from the host's database and passed it to her machine. If the girl had asked for it at this point, he would have done it for her in a daze at the risk of being disqualified. But when he saw the girl smile and say "thank you" to him, he walked out of the door in a daze. After going out, I remembered that there was still a big problem I didn't do. After hearing this, Mr. Zeng almost fainted, and could only keep praying that the preliminaries would not be too high, so as not to brush off the most promising player under him, while complaining: "How could you make such a mistake and run out without figuring out anything?" ”

"yes, I'm stupid enough to not even ask her name." Huang said to himself.