"The host's IQ is really helpless for the system! Please keep in mind that the 30-to-1 adjustment made by the system is not 30 days to 1, but 30 months to 1 day, which means that two and a half years have passed in the movie world, and only one day has passed in the real world! ”

It seems that Ye Kai's IQ is really impossible to look at directly, and the system finally explained to Ye Kai again. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Whew~~ Scared me to death! Fortunately, the moon is better than the sky, if the sky is better than the sky, then I won't wait to cry to death?

Hearing the system's explanation, Ye Kai suddenly let out a long breath, and the whole person relaxed.

"Brother Dao on the wall, I don't know if the little monk can help you? Please come down and tell us about it! ”

Suddenly, Ye Kai just breathed a sigh of relief, and the clear voice of the old monk sounded at his feet. Looking down, the old monk didn't know when he was already standing in the corner, smiling at himself!

Confession...... was discovered......

Ye Kai's face was a little embarrassed, he touched it from the wall slowly, scratched his head embarrassedly and said, "This ...... Belch...... Great monk, I'm just going to take a look...... That's right, just take a look...... Ahaha......"

Ye Kai's heart is actually very entangled, and now he is wearing a Taoist robe! It's called a master, it doesn't match your current profession, let's call it a bald donkey...... That's looking for death! So I made a nondescript name.

"Hehe, the poor monk's name is Jueyuan...... Don't know the brother's number? Fortunately, this old monk has a good cultivation, and he didn't care about Ye Kai's title, so he smiled and said.

"This ...... Belch...... Poor Road ...... Maniac...... Yes, madman! Ye Fei hesitated for a while, and was stunned to come up with such a strange way!

Crazy...... Child...... There are crazy enough of them!

Looking at Ye Kai's strange outfit, three black lines appeared on the top of the old monk Jueyuan's head, and he was a little speechless.

"I don't know what the crazy brother is doing here?" Although the old monk Jueyuan felt that this young Taoist priest had a problem with his brain, he still made a Buddhist ritual and asked Ye Kai sincerely.

I'm ...... What's the way back? That's right! That's it!

Ye Kai was stunned for a moment, he didn't know how the Taoist rites came about! Fortunately, at the last moment, he had a flash of inspiration, folded his hands, raised them above his head, and made out the rules of the four-eyed Taoist!

"Great monk, the poor road is just a tour of the mountains and rivers and a comprehension of the way of nature, there is nothing to do...... Let's leave it at that! Ye Kai raised his hands and put down a sentence, turned around and ran towards the wall. Only the stunned old monk Jueyuan was left.

"There is no sword in your hand, no dust in your heart, go with fate, and come with the wind...... Poor road, oops! ”

Ye Kai climbed onto the wall and was about to pretend to be thirteen, but when he accidentally slipped under his feet, the whole person rolled down from the wall!

"Alas...... This Daoist brother has a bit of Taoism, but this spirit is ...... Alas......" Old Monk Jueyuan sighed and shook his head.

…………

When a person is obsessed with something, time will become very fast, just like when talking to a girlfriend on the phone, there is always not enough time, and if you are not careful, the phone bill will be gone. Ye Kai is the same.

After making a fool of himself in Shaolin Temple last time, Ye Kai's face was thrown directly onto Mars. In order to save face, after learning that the things drawn by the system lottery could be brought into the movie world, Ye Kai did not hesitate to get out "How the Divine Stick is Refined" and "Nine Yin True Scripture", while making up for Taoist knowledge, while practicing the damn primary internal strength method, of course, Xiao Li Feidao Wing Chun boxing and practice these three things Ye Kai did not pull down, the life was tense and fulfilling, and sixteen years passed accidentally.

Sixteen years, even a pig can learn something under the training day and night, let alone a human?!

In the past sixteen years, Ye Kai's understanding of "How the Divine Stick is Made" has deepened day by day, and finally he has come out of the realm by flickering around, squatting on the street every day, and immediately a group of people surrounded him and asked him to tell fortunes; And the damn book "Nine Yin True Scripture" Ye Kai can recite it backwards, but he can't comprehend any profound martial arts from it; The primary internal strength method is also an uncomfortable book, and the internal force has been cultivated, but there has been no improvement in the past ten years, and the first task has not been completed; The other skills are okay, Wing Chun has reached the point of perfection in Ye Kai's sixteenth year of practicing with the puffy gangsters on the street, and the practice method has also practiced three traces of mana, as for Xiao Li Feidao...... In addition to the fact that the quasi-head is already very good, it is still the same dead appearance, and it can't be promoted......

"Ladies and gentlemen...... Everybody! Today, the ten trigrams of the poor road have been calculated, so you don't have to stay any longer, please go back! Ye Kai grabbed the stick on the ground, stood up and said to the crowd around him.

After hearing Ye Kai's words, the onlookers suddenly dispersed with a cheer, and some of the gangsters even ran away!

If you don't run, you can't help it! Every time this damn Taoist priest counts his fortune, as long as he scoops up his stick, it means that he is going to beat someone!

In sixteen years, everyone has figured out Ye Kai's temper. As long as he finishes calculating his fortune and scoops up the stick, it means that he will start beating people, and if he scoops up the strange cat next to him, it means that he is okay today!

Unfortunately, today Ye Kai picked up a stick!

With a weird smile on his face, Ye Kai tightened the dirty robe on his body and strode forward!

Sixteen years have made fifteen-year-old Ye Kai grow into a handsome thirty-year-old uncle, but this should ignore his dirty robe, messy hair and unshaven face; The original fat robe now fits perfectly, but it's still dirty; And the stray cat has also changed a lot, the original dirty coat color has now become oily and smooth, glowing purple in the sun! That's right, it's purple! Not only that, but this cat's eyes are blue on one and golden on the other, a monster cat!

"The madman is crazy again! Run! ”

A group of thugs ran and reported to the other gangsters on the street, and the streets suddenly jumped up. Dozens of splashy gangsters ran along the street, followed by a dirty Taoist priest, and the scene was simply spectacular!

"Don't run, don't run! How about communicating with the poor Dao?! ”

Ye Kai carried a stick and followed behind the thugs, shouting loudly as he walked.

Communicate your sister! Don't you run and wait to be beaten by you?!

When the gangsters heard Ye Kai's words, instead of stopping, they ran faster, rolled up a puff of dust, and disappeared without a trace in the blink of an eye!

"It's boring!"

Seeing the disappearance of the gangsters, Ye Kai pursed his lips, thrust the stick into his waist, and began to wander around the street in a leisurely manner.

"Dao Chief, why didn't you chase it today?"

The vendors setting up stalls on the street were a little curious when they saw that Ye Kai didn't chase those gangsters like he did at other times today.

In the past sixteen years, these hawkers have also changed, witnessing Ye Kai chasing from the older generation of gangsters to the new generation of gangsters, they are all used to it, every time Ye Kai will chase until the end of the street, but this time he only took a few steps and stopped chasing, which is naturally a little strange.

"Dare to entertain your Dao Master, right?! Go back and tell your adults to clean you up! ”

Ye Kai grinned, his teeth shining in the sun, a little cold. The frightened hawkers immediately shut up.

Just kidding, this crazy Taoist priest has not been in vain for the past sixteen years, and the sixteen years of undoubtedly miscalculated hexagrams have made the wealthy families and small families in the entire city all respectful to this crazy Taoist priest, and isn't he looking for death if he is right?! Don't look at people who are crazy, if you annoy him, someone will lie down and kill you every minute!

"Senior brother, why does it seem that everyone is so afraid of this crazy Taoist?"

"Whatever! This kind of Taoist priest is a guy who cheats on the rivers and lakes! ”

Not far away, two young monks in their twenties looked at Ye Kai who was wandering on the street and talked in a low voice.

"Little monk, what you said is wrong!" When the peddler on the side heard the words of the two, he was immediately unhappy, and said: "This Taoist Dao Commander is crazy, but he is a Taoist with real skills!" Although people are crazy, they have a good heart and often help the poor. And there is never a hexagram that has been calculated! ”

"So god?!" The two little monks' eyes widened suddenly, and they asked in disbelief.

"Of course!" The peddler said proudly: "The one in my family last time was about to give birth, so please ask the Taoist chief to calculate it." The Taoist chief said that it was bound to be difficult to give birth, as long as he put three incense sticks on the Bodhisattva at home. The result is really ...... And also...... Oops...... I'm not done yet! ”

When the two little monks saw that the hawker had a tendency to talk endlessly, they immediately looked at each other and slipped away. Now they are still hungry, how can they have time to listen to the chatter of the hawkers?

"Girl, you play the huqin well? Come, play a piece of that for Daoye...... How about a bitter wife looking for a husband?! ”

Ye Kai staggered to a stall, and suddenly saw a woman wrapped in a white headscarf holding a three-stringed piano with a miserable face, his heart suddenly moved, and he said with a smile.

"Stick!"

When the woman heard Ye Kai's words, the sound of the piano was stunned for a moment, and then she glared at Ye Kai, ignoring Ye Kai, which made Ye Kai a little embarrassed.

"Purple light! Where did the death go?! Do you want to eat?! ”

Ye Kai touched his nose a little embarrassed and shouted at the street.

"Meow!"

With Ye Kai's shout, a cat meow suddenly came from the street, and a purple light flew from the roof of the street corner and fell straight on Ye Kai's head.

The diners were immediately shocked when they saw this purple cat, and quickly stood up and greeted Ye Kai. Even the four gamblers who were gambling on the side stood up and threw away the pai gow on the table.

Are you kidding! Isn't this mad Taoist priest only active on the other side of the street? Why are you here today?

"It's okay, it's okay...... You go on, you go on! Dao Ye is here to eat today! ”

Ye Kai waved his hand with a smile, signaling the diners to leave themselves alone. Then he squatted on a chair and watched the woman play the piano without blinking.

"Senior brother, you see that she is playing the piano, maybe she will not refuse us!"

As soon as Ye Kai's buttocks fell, two little monks came here, and one of them said with some surprise when he saw the woman.

"It's useless, if she has money, can she use it to sing here?!"

The other little monk vetoed the little monk's words with disdain, came to the side of the four gamblers, folded his hands and said: "Donors live a long life and enjoy ......peace forever."

A gambler is losing money now, and when he heard the words of the two little monks, he suddenly said with some annoyance: "No wonder I keep losing money today!" Turned out to have met two stinky ......"

"Uh-huh!"

Before the gambler's words were finished, Ye Kai on the side coughed heavily, which made the gambler tremble, and quickly changed his words: "Two little masters, I don't have much money here, you better go somewhere else to have a look......" said and glanced at Ye Kai's side.

Seeing the eyes of the gamblers, where did the two little monks still not understand? Immediately shifted his position, came to Ye Kai's side, and folded his hands and said, "This Shi ...... Uh......"

As soon as the two of them spoke, they paused, this is obviously the Taoist priest they just met, where is the benefactor?! The two who said the wrong thing suddenly stood in place in embarrassment and scratched their heads.

Interesting...... Dong Tianbao and Zhang Junbao, you are finally here, and you have to wait for 16 years!

"Dong Tianbao and Zhang Junbao?" Ye Kai took a sip of tea and pretended to be profound: "Why did you go down the mountain?" ”

Dong Tianbao and Zhang Junbao were shocked when they heard Ye Kai's words, and their eyes when they looked at Ye Kai changed!

Could it be that this crazy man really has real skills?!

"Alright...... You don't want to use me to make a fortune, your fate is not with me, so let's look for it somewhere else! Ye Kai stood up and said to the purple light above his head: "You can eat here yourself, remember to bring me two pig tongues when you go back!" So saying, he took out a piece of broken silver from his bosom, threw it on the table, and turned to leave.

Seeing Ye Kai leaving, Zhang Junbao subconsciously wanted to leave, but was stopped by Dong Tianbao.

"This cat donor, don't you mind if we eat with you, right?" Dong Tianbao pulled Zhang Junbao to Ziguang, who was lying on the table, said with a smile, and was about to sit down.

"Meow!!"

What responded to Dong Tianbao was a claw!