When the fat man heard me say that they had gone to hug the three female corpses and kissed them wildly, they immediately jumped up to fight with me. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info"What the are you talking about? I know that you kid likes to confess personal vendettas, although I don't have a girlfriend in my twenties, but I'm not hungry to this point. You open your titanium alloy dog eyes and take a good look, the three people on the other side are not ghosts, and they can't even get their mouths. I'm going to kiss them? Let me hear this a second time, and I'm not done with you. I'm still a virgin, and you're responsible for not finding a wife in the future. ”

I didn't bother to pay attention to him, but turned to look at Cui Linghong, and said very seriously: "You guys were really enchanted just now, ran over and hugged these three crystal corpse coffins, and then put your face on this coffin." I was going to pull you away, but after the female corpse laughed, you fell down on your own. I'm the one who dragged you all here, believe it or not. ”

"Even if what you say is true, what does their awakening have to do with us?" Cui Linghong didn't seem to believe what I said, maybe it had something to do with my consistent style with fat people, we are both the kind of people who run the train with gags and mouths.

Originally, I didn't want to explain, because the situation in front of me was so weird. But it doesn't seem to be clear what happened to these three female corpses, and it won't be easy to deal with later. I had to patiently explain: "Don't believe it, I'll tell you a story first." ”

This story also starts with tomb robbers since ancient times, and it is said that tomb robberies are not only stealing the gold, silver and jewelry of the deceased. In fact, there are many unbelievable female corpse incidents, which have been staged countless times in history.

The earliest record should be the peasant rebel army Red Eyebrow Army in the late Western Han Dynasty, and the behavior of the Red Eyebrow Army was recorded in the Book of the Later Han Dynasty. The Red Mei Army once stole the imperial tombs of Liu Bang, the founding emperor of the Han Dynasty, and his empress Lü Pheasant. It is said that when the Red Mei Army dug up Liu Bang's imperial tomb, they found that the body of Empress Lu Pheasant was so lifelike that it did not decompose at all. So a surprising scene happened, countless soldiers rushed up like crazy and forced the girl to Lu Pheasant's body.

And the Captain of the Touching Gold School, the Captain of the Fat Hill, and the General Zhonglang, etc., were gradually developed at that time. It's just that the first female corpse incident recorded in history is still reasonable, after all, the Red Eyebrow Army belongs to the peasant rebel army. Needless to say, cultural literacy, after years of oppression by the royal family, one day you can ride on the head of the royal family, and it is understandable to vent. It's just that Lu Pheasant was more than sixty years old when he died, and even if the body didn't decompose, it couldn't be beautiful. So this act can be regarded as venting anger at best.

There are not many such things in history, but there are definitely a lot of them. The reason why I say that the awakening of these three female corpses is related to you is to start with an incident in the Song Huizong dynasty. It is said that during the reign of Emperor Huizong of the Song Dynasty, there was a rich lady surnamed Zhou in Tokyo (now Kaifeng, Henan), who fell in love with Fan Erlang, the younger brother of a restaurant owner. Miss Zhou fell in love with Fan Erlang at first sight, and after returning home, she fell ill with lovesickness. It's just that Miss Zhou's father, Zhou Yuanwai, did not agree to this family business, so Miss Zhou was depressed and soon returned to the West. When his father buried Miss Zhou, he used all the softness in his room to accompany the funeral.

And all this was topped by a tomb robber, this tomb robber named Zhu Zhen. The public identity is that he is a "kang man (a person who digs graves), but in private he is actually a tomb robber." If you want to say the origin of this Zhu Zhen, it is not simple. Born in a family of tomb robbers, his ancestors were once Cao Cao's personal captains. It is said that among the people invited by Zhou Yuanwai to play the kang is Zhu Zhen, and this Zhu Zhen saw that the funeral goods were so rich. So when digging the tomb, I kept an eye on it and did a good job of robbing the tomb.

When Zhu Zhen's mother heard about this, she tried her best to stop Zhu Zhen from robbing the tomb. also told Zhu Zhen that his father died in tomb robbery. It turned out that when Zhu Zhen's father robbed a tomb, a strange thing happened. When the lid of the coffin was opened, the corpse in the coffin actually smiled at Zhu Zhen's father. After this incident, Zhu Zhen's father has been sick in bed since then, and Lang Zhong has not been able to find out the specific cause. I saw that Zhu Zhen's father didn't eat a drop of rice all day long, and he only knew that he was grinning and smirking, and the bed was full of hara. Not long after, Zhu Zhen's father died.

Although his father died in tomb robbing, Zhu Zhen felt that he had no other skills in this industry. This line of work is a matter of resignation, and the reason why my father died in the tomb robbery is because the number of qi has arrived. So he did not listen to his mother's dissuasion, took advantage of the heavy snow, and left home to go to the cemetery to "work" in the middle of the night.

Zhu Zhen came to the cemetery, got up, put on the hat again, then put on the robe, walked carefully to the grave, and used a knife to remove the snow. At a glance, he saw the hands and feet he had done, so he used a knife to pick up the slate that he had done his hands and feet, straightened it to the side, removed the hat on his head, took off his clothes and put it aside, took out two long needles from the leather bag, inserted them in the brick crack, put a leather lamp, took out the fire from the bamboo tube and blew it, took the oil from the oil can, lit the lamp, picked open the nail with a knife, threw the coffin lid to the side, and made a call: "Little lady, don't be strange, I will lend you some wealth for the time being, but I will make merit with you." "Let's go, go to the girl's head and take off the head. There were many jewels of gold beads, all of which were taken off. Only the clothes on the girl's body, but it was difficult to take them off. It took a lot of effort to untie the handkerchief from his waist, put one end under the neck of the female corpse, and tie the other end around his neck, and stripped the girl's clothes naked, not even underwear. At this moment, Zhu Zhenrang was as hot as an electric shock, and when he saw the white body of the female corpse, his lustful heart suddenly rose, and he couldn't hold it back, and raped the girl.

It turned out that the daughter was concerned about Fan Erlang, but her father didn't agree with this family business, so she couldn't get out of her breath and suffocated to death. Not long after his death, he suddenly got the breath of yang and harmony on this day, and woke up again with a stirring spirit. Zhu Zhen was taken aback. I saw the girl crying, "Brother, who are you?" Zhu Zhen was in a hurry, so he said, "Sister, I'm here to save you." When the girl stood up, she took care of it: first, she saw her clothes taken off on a wall, and second, she saw an axe and knife by her side, how could she ignore it? Zhu Zhen wanted to be killed, but he was reluctant. The girl said, "Brother, you save me to see Fan Erlang of Fanlou Hotel, and thank you heavily." Zhu Zhen thought to himself, I also got the money and defiled this girl's body, I can't just hurt such a good girl.

This tomb robber Zhu really had a bumper harvest, robbed the tomb and got a lot of treasures, and caught up with the "female cadre". However, having said that, if there was no tomb robbery by Zhu Zhen, Zhou Shengxian would not have been able to come back to life. But it's a pity that when Zhou Shengxian went to find his lover Fan Erlang after his resurrection, Fan Erlang beat her to death as a ghost.