It's not my idea to buy Hongjing Property! What do you mean by asking me?

Aku was manic in his heart, but he didn't dare to show it at all, so he only said with a bitter face: "Long Shao, I measured my IQ a few days ago, and it was just over 90, your question is too difficult, beyond my IQ range, or you can ask someone else." ”

He silently took out a form, which was an IQ test form issued by the Employee Rehabilitation Center of Jincheng Group, with the signature of Director Jiang of the Rehabilitation Center, which proved in black and white that his IQ was to be recharged.

This is a certificate that he finally got from Director Jiang, just to prevaricate Gong Shengnan's blame.

Well, he still has a psychiatric history certificate issued by a regular hospital, which Gong Wenxi, the boss of Jincheng Group, got for him, just so that he can let go and kill people when necessary.

Gong Shengnan didn't know what the IQ of 90 was, but she still recognized Director Jiang's words on the form: after the identification of the center, the tester had a low IQ and was not recommended to engage in mental work.

"You didn't say it earlier!" Gong Shengnan said, "You must know that you are so stupid, I will not listen to your advice to check the post." ”

Aku didn't say anything.

What is it to take out tens of thousands of monthly salaries and be reprimanded by the boss? As long as you don't bother him with such a headache.

However, Gong Shengnan's next sentence made his heart tighten, and the hairs on his body stood up.

"That guy is so good at fighting, you say, how about letting him be my bodyguard? I just don't know if he can drive......"

Gong Shengnan muttered suddenly.

Is this the rhythm at which I am going to be unemployed?

At stake, Aku couldn't take it calmly, and hurriedly said: "I don't think it's very likely." Since he is willing to give away millions of jewelry, how can he look up to the job of a bodyguard?"

"That's right. ”

Gong Shengnan became depressed again.

After a while, her eyes lit up and she said, "Since your IQ is so low, then your judgment must be wrong." If you think it's unlikely, it's actually very likely. Well, I can give it a try. ”

Aku suddenly felt the urge to vomit blood.

He felt that he couldn't understand this kind of rich second-generation brain circuit at all.

After sending Gong Shengnan back, he did not go home to sleep, but drove to Hongjing Garden again.

He searched for several places, and finally found Zhong Yuan in the first phase of monitoring.

"Are you guys going on and on?"

When he came to the door of the monitoring room, Zhong Yuan woke up and saw Aku appearing here. He knew Aku and knew that he was Gong Shengnan's follower, but Gong Shengnan came to kill him again, and he couldn't help but be furious.

Do you want to live this day?

"You come out, I have something to tell you. ”

Aku said very seriously.

"You'd better not provoke me," Zhong Yuan followed him out, "I don't hit women, it doesn't mean I don't hit men." ”

"Don't hit women?" Meng Ti in the monitoring room suddenly reached out and rubbed his waist, thinking, "I'm a ghost here?"

"Actually, I admire you. ”

Taking Zhong Yuan to a secret place, Aku Zhengse said: "I watched the video of you playing the stick coach and think you are an amazing person, I want to make you a friend." ”

"Uh, you don't sleep most of the night just to make friends with me?"

Zhong Yuan looked at Aku incredulously.

Suddenly, it was creepy - this guy has a problem with his boss orientation, can't this guy have a problem with his orientation?

I looked at Aku again, five big and three thick, not like the kind of gay angry little man, is it an attack?

I couldn't help but feel a chrysanthemum tighten.

Then he was furious - does a pure man like Lao Tzu look like Xiao Shou?

"Yes, I just wanted to make you a friend. ”

Aku was uncomfortable being looked at by Zhong Yuan, but he still endured the discomfort and said his lines:

"I just sent my boss back, and I heard a message from her, and I didn't think I should hide it from you, so I rushed over to tell you. ”

"What's the news?"

Zhong Yuanhu looked at him suspiciously.

Aku hesitated for a moment before he spoke, "My boss has some opinions about you, you should know it." ”

"Well, I know. ”

Zhong Yuan nodded.

"She wants you to be her personal bodyguard this time. "Akudao.

"Be her personal bodyguard?" Zhong Yuan was taken aback, "She's sick in the head, right?"

"I don't know what she's doing this, but I can sense from her tone that she has something else in mind, so I came over to talk to you and get you prepared. ”

Aku said, "Although my boss is not bad in nature, she acts a little willfully, I am afraid that she will hold a grudge against the past, and make something happen by you as her bodyguard, for example, when the two of you are alone, tear your clothes and sue you for ......"

"Now that it's the era of Quping, will I force her to have a tablet?" Zhong Yuan said, "No one will believe such a ridiculous thing, right?"

"If the boss needs someone to believe, then there will be a lot of people who will. "I'm not saying it's going to happen, but I think if you get close to her, something like this is likely to happen." ”

"I'm not going to let her get away with it. Zhong Yuan sneered, "Be her personal bodyguard, dreaming! I am a pure man, and it is impossible to have any cooperation with people who are neither men nor women." ”

He could vaguely guess that Aku had a sense of unemployment before telling him this, but he really didn't want to be a bodyguard.

In his opinion, there is no difference between a personal bodyguard and an attendant.

A pure man to be a personal bodyguard for a lily is too burying.

"I'm relieved that you can think so. ”

Aku breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Brother, leave a phone number, if the boss comes to check on the post again in the future, I will call you." ”

Zhong Yuan's eyes lit up - there was still such an operation!

There is such an internal should, so in the future, are you still afraid of a fart check?

He smiled happily and said, "You friend, I'm done!"

The two happily exchanged mobile phone numbers, added friends on WeChat, and then left satisfied.

"Anyone who thinks I don't have an IQ is a problem. Isn't my performance today a textbook-level rescue? That's what a person with an IQ of 90 can do?"

Back in the car, Aku thought proudly, "I'll tell you about my actual IQ of 108?"

"That guy must be afraid that if I become Gong Shengnan's bodyguard, he will lose his job, so he will give me this one. Hehe, he thought everyone was as happy as he was to make dog legs for people!"

Zhong Yuan, who returned to the monitoring room, thought, "But I can get such an internal response, I will make a lot of money." In the future, no matter how she checks the post, Lao Tzu is not afraid. ”