We were lying down for about two hours when we heard a cat meow, and we jumped out of the hammock in shock. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"There's a cat meow!"

"I heard it too, it seems to be around here."

We looked around for a moment, and saw a black cat crouching on the stone chair staring at us.

"What does this mean, when did the cat become the guardian of the home?"

"Meow, kitten, where is your master?"

I still prefer cats, cats are more docile animals, although not as loyal as dogs, but they love cleaner than dogs, and they don't have to slip it, so it's easy to raise.

"Whatever you say to it, it can still answer you."

Ignoring the sea, I tried to go up and touch the black cat, but when it saw me coming towards it, it ran away. This can't be helped, cats are naturally timid and afraid of people.

"Look at it, scare it away."

"Since the cat is at home, it means that Zhang Zuosoul shouldn't have gone too far."

"I don't know, I just know it's not at home right now."

After saying that, the sea continued to climb onto the hammock and fell asleep. In fact, this doesn't mean anything, the cat at home does not have much to do with Zhang Zuosoul's walking away. But I didn't want to sleep, so I looked at the cat squatting in the distance, and suddenly I wanted to tease it.

I threw a piece of the biscuit I bought in front of it, hey, good guy, I don't even look at it, cats aren't all curious, according to general habits, shouldn't it come over and smell it at this time? Could it be that this cat is too timid, I simply climbed into the hammock and pretended not to look at it, but actually peeked with my peripheral vision. I saw the cat slowly walking towards the biscuits, and I thought to myself, the owner must be hungry when he is not at home, and he can eat it if he wants, and he is so afraid of people.

But when the cat walked up to the biscuit, I was shocked by what happened, and guess what, instead of smelling it, it grabbed the biscuit with its paws and lifted its forelimbs violently, and the biscuit "snapped" and smashed into the sea! Damn, it's going to smash people? It's a refinement!

"Are you idle, why don't you eat me?"

As soon as the sea closed its eyes, it was really upset that it was attacked, and I don't know why the cat smashed the sea, but it was me who teased it, whether the sea was closer to it, and it knew that it couldn't hit me, haha.

"No...... No, it wasn't me who smashed you. ”

"Ahh You're not going to say that the black cat hit me, are you? ”

"Yes, it's what it smashed!"

"Hey, Zhang Qicheng, Zhang Qicheng, when did you become so thick-skinned, who did you learn from? Do you want a bi face, or is it a cat smashing, do you think I believe it? Do I believe it? Do I believe it? ”

Where is the sea willing to believe it, I can't explain it, I can't believe the scene just now.

"Giggle......

At this time, there was a strange laughter, and the sea, which had been complaining about me, immediately stopped talking, and neither of us dared to squeak for a long time.

"Who...... Who's laughing......"

The face of the sea turned pale again, because there were only two of us here, and a radius of 100 meters was full of crops, and there could be no one else.

I immediately set my eyes on the cat, and I saw that it was grinning with a three-petal mouth and one front paw still covered, and sure enough, it was smiling!

When the black cat saw that I suspected it, it immediately put its paws down, and returned to its original expression, "Meow~" and barked, trying to deliberately disturb my attention. Hmph, little thing, you can't fool me if you can fool the sea!

"Where did you get the cat demon, you dare to fool Uncle Ben!"

I yelled at the black cat viciously, to be honest, I was also furious in my heart at the time, if it was really a goblin, what could I do, with my slimming board I couldn't even beat the sea and could subdue the cat demon, no matter how much, first of all, we had to defeat it from the momentum, and I couldn't show that I was very scared, those so-called demons just like to play tricks on the timid.

"You...... Are you talking to a cat? ”

"Yes! I said it from the beginning, I threw it cookies to eat, and it picked it up and smashed you while we weren't looking! You still don't believe what I'm saying. Just now when you were arguing with me, I saw it grinning again! ”

Someone else who said these things at this time may not believe it, but the sea has to believe it when he sees that my attitude is so firm.

"Meow~ has been discovered."

"Say...... Speak! ”

The two of us were staring at it, I didn't expect it to speak, I only knew that parrots can imitate human speech, I didn't expect cats to be able to talk, I pinched myself hard, it hurt, I was sure that I didn't wake up from a nap.

"You...... ...... the hell What the hell is it? ”

Although it was difficult to accept for a while, seeing that the cat was not hostile, I asked tentatively.

"I'm your cat uncle, meow~"

"Oh, I'll go, it says it's your uncle, hahaha."

Now it seems that this talking cat is a little cute, and the sea is not afraid at the moment, and when he heard this sentence just now, he laughed at me.

It's the first time I've been told that by a cat, and it hurts my self-esteem a little. But I'm also relatively calm, I won't worry about a cat, a man can hold a boat in his belly, and he knows how to tolerate to achieve great things.

"Then Uncle Cat, is your master here?"

Instead of acting angry, I went along with it. It was a little surprised to see me like this.

"I'm the master, the master is me, meow~ woo."

It's really hard to communicate with it, and then the sea jumps straight out of the hammock and goes straight to the point without saying a word.

"Little black cat, do you know that the Northeast is a must, Zhang Zuosoul?"

"Meow~ Little ghost, Hugh's unreasonableness, call me Uncle Cat! Meow ~ Woo. ”

It seems that not only to me, but also to everyone it claims to be an uncle, and the sea has also been said to have lost its temper, and I don't know how to continue to talk to it for a while.

"Good, good, Uncle Cat! Now can you tell us about the Tohoku Unique? ”

"It's okay to call Uncle early, meow ~ woo, the Northeast has always been at home, you have eye problems, meow~"

"Where!"

Listening to the cat said that the Northeast has always been at home, where are we willing to believe it, we have not touched it once three times, unless he is a transparent person.

"Where is there a unique Northeast here! We haven't seen half a figure here for so long, and he's not the president of a country, he's a big name, and he can't hide the guests at home, but let a cat meet him. ”

The sea felt that the cat was deliberately playing tricks on himself, and he had been here so many times that he couldn't see anyone, and he was already unhappy in his heart, and he couldn't help but start complaining when the cat had been talking about the wind and cold.

"Who said bad things about me again?"

Suddenly there was a voice from the back of the house, and we hurriedly looked over, only to see a man about forty years old, wearing a faded sweatshirt, holding a few small fish in his hand, a chicken nest hair, squinting small eyes and beard, as if he had just woken up, walking towards us slowly...... (To be continued.) )