Chapter 041: When I pretended to be forced, you watched quietly
Uncle Qin also knew that what he was doing just now was not authentic, and he felt uncomfortable when he met the young eyes of Hu Badao. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
However, because they were relatively close to Master Xu and Hu Badao, even if the two of them deliberately lowered their voices during the conversation, and the sound of intermittent conversation came, Uncle Qin also heard some clues.
Especially in the end, Hu Badao and Master Xu talked about "showing their hands", which made Uncle Qin's heart itch, as uncomfortable as being scratched by a cat.
Therefore, while Hu Badao and Master Xu were discussing the details in a low voice, Uncle Qin directly put the things on the stall together, stuffed them into his backpack, and then walked over and stood beside Hu Badao and Master Xu fixedly.
Look at the excitement, of course, the closer you get, the clearer you see.
Master Xu glanced at Uncle Qin and had a new understanding of Uncle Qin's cheekiness.
"Need my help?" Uncle Qin smiled dryly and rubbed his hands.
"No, I don't." For the sake of Uncle Qin's age, Hu Badao didn't say anything to embarrass Uncle Qin: "It's just borrowing Uncle Xu's venue to play." ”
The corners of Uncle Qin's mouth twitched twice, he was the same age as Master Xu, but Hu Badao called Uncle Xu, and when he turned to his side, he became an uncle, and there was no one left?
Could it be that being a porter is too tiring, so it gets old a little fast? Uncle Qin was a little unhappy.
Hu Badao didn't care about Uncle Qin's thoughts at all...... Hu Badao is a more decisive person, since he decided not to mix in the fortune-telling business, then for him, whether it is Master Xu who looks like a master, or Uncle Qin, who made some unpleasant trouble just now, they are actually just passers-by who meet in Pingshui.
Don't pretend to be too enthusiastic, and don't deliberately look at each other coldly, just play on the spot.
After discussing the details with Hu Badao again, Master Xu did not procrastinate, and slapped his face directly: "Everyone be quiet, be quiet!" ”
Master Xu is still very famous, so after Master Xu spoke, the original discussions around him disappeared suddenly.
"Today, I would like to introduce you to a young leader, Mr. Xiaohu." Master Xu pointed to Hu Badao with his right hand: "Don't look at Mr. Xiaohu's age, but he has the ability to do it." ”
After finishing speaking, Master Xu's words deliberately stopped, obviously to appease everyone's appetite.
After hanging for more than half a minute, a few expectant eyes in the crowd began to become agitated.
I don't know who took the lead, but the noise in the crowd rose again.
"Master Xu, just say it quickly!"
"So that we can see for a long time!"
Satisfied with the current atmosphere, Master Xu stretched out his hand and pressed it in front of him, and only after his voice was lowered did he say: "Mr. Xiao Hu himself said that he is better at breaking life expectancy. ”
When communicating with Hu Badao just now, when Hu Badao mentioned the number of broken life, Master Xu was taken aback.
I am afraid that this kind of thing can only be seen in folk rumors.
Master Xu didn't know if it was true or not, so when he introduced it just now, he directly used a sentence, "Mr. Xiaohu said it himself".
This shows that Master Xu is sophisticated.
If Hu Badao really shows his true ability, it must be excellent, maybe even he Master Xu can use this to make a name for himself, such as his eyes are like a torch or something.
If Hu Badao didn't have any skills in his hands, and only relied on a mouth to scare him Master Xu, then he Master Xu could only consider himself unlucky and blind. However, with the previous sentence as an endorsement, Master Xu can also pick himself cleanly.
From this point, it can be seen that Master Xu's work is not leaky.
Hu Badao glanced at Master Xu and didn't say anything.
"Master Xu, what did you just say? Can you explain? After the crowd was silent for more than half a minute, an unbelievable voice came.
Life expectancy, except for some great powers in myths and legends, can be determined in one word, no one has really seen it in reality.
If an old Taoist priest with immortal wind bones said this, everyone might still believe it; However, Hu Badao looks less than twenty years old, although the whole person looks much calmer than his peers, but he can't have anything to do with Xianfeng Dao bones, right?
It's not a painting style at all, right?
"If someone had come here yesterday, they might have had some impression of Mr. Hu." Master Xu raised his eyebrows slightly, yesterday because of Lin Shufen, he also noticed Hu Badao, but he never expected that when we met again today, Hu Badao actually took Lin Shufen's matter.
Thoughts were flying, but Master Xu didn't stop: "Yesterday's Mr. Xiao Hu, the slogan was to break death and keep living, as for what it means, let Mr. Xiao Hu introduce it to you." ”
With Master Xu's words, the eyes of the crowd shifted to Hu Badao.
Hu Badao was not stage frightened, and said lightly in the eyes of expectation: "The so-called breaking death is the period when you can break off the limit." ”
This period is only estimated based on the anger and death in the smoke of life, and it is not so accurate.
First, the proportion of angry and dead air is only a rough estimate, and it is impossible to take an accurate measurement with a microscope; Second, the tens of thousands of suicides, killings, and accidental deaths every year are just a reaction of the physical state, and it is meaningless to use the smoke of life to estimate those who died unexpectedly.
In addition, some factors can also affect the state of the smoke.
For example, if a person has good living habits before the age of 30, according to the proportion of anger and death in the smoke of life, the limit is 90 years old, that is, there are still 60 years of life; However, after the age of thirty, this man became depressed, became addicted to smoking, and drank heavily, and the death in the smoke of his life accelerated to the age of eighty; If you are addicted to drugs, thank God that you can live to be 70 years old; If you don't love yourself and get AIDS or something, maybe you'll burp at the age of 60......
Such unexpected situations have greatly reduced the accuracy of life expectancy, and Hu Badao can only say that it is my business.
Anyway, what Hu Badao said was just a big deadline, and he hiccups before the big limit, and after careful dialectic, Hu Badao is not wrong.
Who says that you must die on the day of the deadline?
It's like borrowing money and saying that you want to pay it back next month, but you win the lottery and suddenly you have money, so you pay it back this month! No way, rich, it's so capricious!
Similarly, someone is willing to squander his life, Hu Badao said, it's my business?
Of course, the bends and bends in this are not enough for outsiders.
After Hu Badao gave a brief introduction, he stood there comfortably and didn't say anything more.
A group of people around looked at each other, and for a while, no one took care of Hu Badao's business.
As Uncle Qin said yesterday, most of the people who come to the fortune-telling street are looking for auspiciousness, and they are too unlucky to open and close their mouths to live and die.
"Is it reliable?"
"Why does it look more and more fake?"
"However, Master Xu is here!"
……
In the low-pitched noisy conversation, no one was willing to stand up, which was a little embarrassing compared to the scene of the crowd next to Master Xu before.
"I'll do it!" Maybe he couldn't stand it anymore, or maybe he felt that he was not doing things authentically just now, Uncle Cai stood up impassionedly: "Brother Hu, look at my old bones, how long can you live?" ”
Hu Badao glanced at Uncle Cai and stretched out his hand: "Cheng Hui is one hundred yuan." ”
"What?" Uncle Cai's eyes widened, and he gouged out his ears, he felt that he must have heard it wrong just now, a hundred yuan? Are you kidding? He flickered for a long time in the morning, and only then did he flicker fifty yuan! Now, on a day when he listened to the unreliable calculation limit, he actually asked him for 100 yuan?
Uncle Cai really wants to dig out Hu Badao's heart and see if Hu Badao's heart is black from beginning to end.
"Promise a hundred dollars. For a small business, charge first, then calculate. Hu Badao's face was calm, considering that there were so many onlookers around, Hu Badao still explained: "Generally speaking, the closer to the deadline, the more expensive my fee is, basically ranging from ten yuan to five hundred yuan." If there is a special service request, the price will be negotiable. ”
Uncle Cai's heart jumped, a hundred yuan, it doesn't look too expensive, can it be said that he can live for a long time?
It's just that looking at the smile on Hu Badao's face, Uncle Cai is a little unsteady in his heart after all.
With blood dripping from his heart, Uncle Cai took out a hundred yuan from his wallet, his face was not very good-looking, and handed it to Hu Badao: "Brother Hu, you take it!" ”
Hu Badao took a hundred oceans, his heart was happy, he rubbed the banknote a few times, and after confirming that it was a genuine coin, he stuffed it into his pocket, and then sang a promise: "Chenghui Uncle Cai, you are one hundred yuan!" ”
After speaking, Hu Badao took a step back, stood nonchalantly, and then looked at Uncle Cai from beginning to end.
That posture is like a butcher looking at a fat pig, looking at those places on his body where there is a lot of fat.
The surrounding crowd of onlookers, including Master Xu, also held their breath and stared at the scene with round eyes.
This kind of life-breaking thing is that they are also the first time to see it.
"Smack!" Hu Badao slapped his face.
Uncle Cai subconsciously trembled, his heart almost jumped out of his throat, looking at Hu Badao who shook his head slightly, Uncle Cai felt that his throat was a little dry.
That feeling of dry mouth made Uncle Qin feel like he was back in the days when he was a porter in the university.
The surrounding group of people also pricked up their ears, wanting to hear what Hu Badao was saying.
"Oops! Uncle Qin, I forgot to ask you about your birthday! Hu Badao's tone was a little exaggerated, but he had a smile on his face: "When were you born?" How long will you be this year? You don't have to say it all the words, but you have to tell me about it! ”
Bang, Uncle Cai's heart was pounding, and his breathing was a little rougher.
Uncle Qin is sure that Hu Badao is absolutely deliberate, this is naked revenge.
It's just that a hundred oceans have been dug out, and you can hear a splash when you throw it into the water with a steel hammer, so you can't just turn around and leave without hearing anything, right?
"Born in May of the first year." The corners of Uncle Qin's mouth twitched and said.
"This year, that is, you are sixty-two years old." Hu Badao said with a smile.
"Hmm." Uncle Qin replied sullenly.
Master Xu's eyes lit up, and Hu Badao's hand could be said to be playing with flowers.
Not only him, but some curious people in the crowd, after checking Jiawu Bingshen or something with their mobile phones, looked at Hu Badao's gaze also changed faintly.
Ordinary people, tell him the date of birth in the Common Era, and then compare the current year and month, and then naturally be able to calculate the age.
But like Hu Badao, Uncle Qin just said a sentence in May of the first year, and he can immediately tell Uncle Qin's age, which is really not something that ordinary people can do.
In the crowd, a young man clenched his fists vigorously, and then looked up at Hu Badao seriously.
"Okay, I got it! I'll do the math for you. Hu Badao took another step back and looked Uncle Qin up and down.
On the streets, silence returned again.