Chapter 1: Running into a Ghost (1)
Zeng Biao claimed to be bold, claiming that he was not afraid of heaven and earth. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 infoThere is a group of rich second generations of good deeds who make him happy, and they are really not afraid of anything? Do you have the guts to go to the mass graves in the mountains and sleep overnight?
The mass grave is in the suburbs, and now the city is greatly developed, and the surrounding area is developed, but no one wants this hill, and for the reason, it is haunted. Especially at night, when it is eerie, no one dares to live from here, let alone stay, no matter how bold they are. The good deeds were originally made fun of Zeng Biao and made fun of him.
I don't want him to be more serious, just sleep, I'm afraid of a **, of course, you can't sleep in vain, right? Gotta say it's ugly. Don't have too much, you have to give 1,000 yuan. I also have to have some wine to keep out the cold at night. He doesn't have a serious job, and he's really nervous at the moment.
The most important thing that the rich second generation lacks is money, so they like to use money to buy a happy one, and they immediately agreed. And he was rewarded with an extra good meal. Then he was taken to the hill by car before nightfall. Naturally, they didn't dare to go up the mountain, so they could only watch him go with his luggage from a distance. Zeng boldly went to the mass grave, first of all, he put the wine and food rewarded by the rich second generation on the table.
In fact, he was a little scared in his heart, just to maintain Zeng Dad's title, and even more so for a thousand yuan, he let it go, and the days without money were really terrible. This is also the reason why he proposed to drink, what is the cold on a hot day, wine strengthens the hero's courage, and when he is drunk, even if he dies, there is much less fear. It's even better to have this sumptuous delicacy, as the old saying goes, you have to be a dead ghost to die.
The rich second generation was also considered thoughtful, not only gave him sumptuous wine and food, but also gave him a power outage treasure with sufficient electricity. So Zeng Biao put the wine and food under the irradiation of the power outage. Look at the lobster, crab, scallops, pork knuckles...... I rubbed my hands together with excitement, I grew so big, and it was the first time I had eaten such a big meal.
When I started eating, I found out that the wine was actually an unopened pound of original Wuliangye, along with a gift of one or two wine glasses. I was happy and drank five glasses in a row. Smacking his lips in satisfaction, he soaked the sixth cup. Without taking a sip, he grabbed a whole crab and ate it in a big gulp. After chewing on this crab and preparing to taste the lobster, I suddenly felt an urgency to urinate.
You can only find a place to solve it, and you definitely can't solve it on the spot, that will affect your appetite, and it will be so delicious in vain. After solving the problem, I bent down and picked up the wine glass to drink, and immediately found that something was wrong, obviously it was a full glass of wine, why didn't I have it? What Dongdong is so short-sighted, he dares to rob me of the wine that I once bold. Looking around, there was nothing.
This is strange, could it really be a ghost? Zeng Biao slapped his head and, nonsense, how can there be ghosts in this world, the so-called ghosts are all scaring themselves, but what is the explanation for this wine? After thinking about it and thinking about it, I should have made a mistake in remembering it again, after all, after drinking, my brain is a little insufficient, and it is normal. After thinking about it for a while, I should have misremembered.
Pick up the wine bottle and fill it with wine, sit down, and go to catch the lobster segment to eat, it feels like it's just a little bit, it should be a full bag, is it a mistake again? No matter how much you drink, your memory won't be so bad, by the way, why is there only one pig's hand next to the lobster? Remember it should be two. He scratches his scalp, no matter how much he drinks, his memory won't be so bad, right?
Looking at other delicacies, it seems that there are a lot less, and no matter how much you can eat, you can't eat so much. My heart then chuckled, is it really a ghost? His mind went blank. No, something must have gone wrong?
He still didn't believe that there were ghosts in this world, so he simply found a place to climb up and take a look. There was a big tree behind him, and he immediately hid.
This hiding is a few minutes, nothing is happening in front of him, it seems that he is really worried, he must have drunk too much, drinking too much is really a mistake, he laughed self-deprecatingly, ready to come out and drink again. Suddenly, I heard a soft sound, and a small dot jumped out of the pile of rocks, looking strange, like a pig's head.
The small point is not big, but it is not clever, the place where it jumps out is two or three meters away from the place where the delicious food is placed, and it can be reached in one jump according to its head, but it is staggering for no less than three minutes, and the action is so funny that Zeng Biao almost couldn't help laughing. It was when he covered his mouth vigorously that he didn't laugh out loud.
Then he breathed a long sigh of relief, there are really no ghosts in this world, it's all this little bit of blame. By the way, such a small thing, the size is the same as a braised pig's hand, but it is fatter, naturally it will not eat so many things, it should be a large group. In order to get accurate figures, he decided to continue hiding.
What happened next made his mind flutter, and the first thing he did when he jumped on the board where the delicious wood was placed was to easily pick up the pig's hand. Is this true? He thought it was dazzling, and rubbed his eyes again and again in disbelief. The next moment made him almost sit on the ground, and Xiao Budian actually swallowed the whole pig's hand in one bite.
It's a dream, isn't it? He repeatedly believed that it was dazzling, and even thought it was a dream, so he involuntarily picked up his right index finger and put it into his mouth to bite lightly, it hurt!
What happened next made him so surprised that he opened his mouth wide and didn't know how to close it. Xiao Budian doesn't seem to be interested in small seafood, but is particularly interested in the whole chicken and duck, and opens the bow left and right to grab the whole chicken and duck one by one in his hand and eat it.
What's left after eating like this? Zeng Biao didn't know where to get his stupidity, so he rushed out desperately to eat, and shouted: "Leave me some." ”
I don't know if I can't hear it, or if I don't hear it, I just don't care about eating it hard.
was so ignored, Zeng Biao was in a hurry, stepped up and grabbed the little one and was about to throw it out. It didn't move. How so? Reluctantly, he stretched out his other hand. Xiao Budian let him hold his hands like this, and his whole body was completely submerged, thinking that he would definitely succeed this time. Who knows, it still doesn't move.
"I don't believe it can't move you." Zeng Biao was more energetic, retracted his hands, snorted twice, and sprayed a mouthful on the palm of his hand, wanting to grab Xiao Budian again, "I can't help you, so I won't be surnamed Zeng." ”
"It's up to you," Xiao Budian suddenly glared at him, "It's really self-defeating, let the master teach you a lesson." He blew a breath at him.
This seemed to be a very unintentional blow, but it made him take a few steps back and fall heavily to the ground. Then I heard the little little laugh, "Don't give some color to see, I don't know how many eyes Lord Ma has, now I know how powerful the little master is, right?" ”