Chapter 5: Don't cut that black hair straight up

"I ask you if you look down on me, what about your weapons, you dare to do this, I believe you are also fully prepared!" Master Hua is stubbornly ill and old, and now he is probably only hot-blooded. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 I'm afraid it would already be a miracle that he could stand up without relying on anyone and pick up this iron sword weighing twenty kilograms. As he said on the battlefield many years ago, as long as I can pick up a sword, I'm a warrior!

Master Hua's character is so stubborn and unyielding, and in some cases even a bit like Zheng Qian.

Old Man Hua held the sword and pointed it at Zheng Qian's eyes, the tip of this relatively sharp serpentine sword was getting closer and closer to Zheng Qian's eyes, and from a distance, you could even see that the iron sword touched Zheng Qian's eyelashes, but Zheng Qian didn't choose to dodge and fight back, he kept staring at it without moving, and didn't even blink.

Zheng Qian knew that if he was here today with the stubborn old man Hua, and the old man Hua had three longs and two shorts, according to Mulan's filial piety, he would never be able to marry Mulan. So Zheng Qian planned to gamble, and he gambled that Master Hua would not be able to make a move in the face of such an unresisting opponent.

Mr. Hua didn't expect that a flower thief would have such courage and courage: "Why don't you fight back, these eyes of yours have seen the ruined name of my daughter that shouldn't be seen, aren't you afraid that I will gouge out these eyes, or do you arrogantly think that I don't have the courage to do this?" ”

"It's impossible for me to use a sword or a sword against you, first of all, it's disrespectful to you, and secondly, if I do it to you, it won't be clear in the future, and I still want to pay myself back an innocent body in the future." Zheng Qian, who said that he didn't care, wanted to put his hands in his pockets, but found that the pants of this damn dynasty were not pocketed at all.

"Doesn't it make you feel fake when you say this, then I ask you, how do you prove that what you say is true, and how do you prove that you are not a flower thief, if you can't even prove this, then aren't all empty words?"

"I can't prove it now, but Bao Zheng said that I really want to have a day when it will be white, and I personally think this sentence is very reasonable!" Zheng Qian's two fingers grabbed the tip of Master Hua's serpentine sword, and used his strength to forcefully make Master Hua put down the sword: "This old man, I can also imagine your heart as a father, protecting your daughter is first of all your own willingness, and it is also your responsibility, come, put down the sword, let's not talk about it with a white face!" ”

"Okay, then I'll hear if you, the flower thief we saw with our own eyes, can say flowers in your mouth!"

From the tenacious and unyielding eyes of the flower thief, the flower master saw the reflection of his old dragon clock, and suddenly had a feeling that this flower thief was his young self. It's just that although he was just as daring to fight when he was young, he lacked the calmness and calmness in these eyes. In the face of such a flower thief who is like a warrior who is not afraid of death on the guillotine, it is difficult for the flower master to get his hands on it.

Maybe he can change his ways. I don't know if I'm right or wrong to think like this, maybe it's because I'm old and have the kindness of a woman.

||||||||||||||||||

"I know that according to the very feudal society that is still in the present, there are generally only two choices for this kind of misunderstanding, the first is to send me, the flower thief in your eyes, to the government to correct the law on the spot, and I will be a hundred when I die, and the second is that I married Mulan, and everyone is happy and at the same time let those eight women shut up!"

Listening to the words of the flower thief, the flower family was surprised, is there a more shameless person in the world, Mr. has been premeditated for a long time to sneak into the wardrobe of the flower family Mulan sister, taking advantage of Mulan's sister, and now he is ashamed to take advantage of it for a lifetime! And Master Hua was so angry that he trembled all over, and even his beard trembled together: "What are you talking about, do you dare to say that second condition without leaving a word out of it?" ”

"I said, I married Mulan!"

"It's a big joke, and you're an idiot who doesn't have to say anything, there's no second to you at all, you only have one way to go, and that's death!" Master Hua gasped for Zheng Qian's words, which was already very weak: "Why do you say this to me, what qualifications do you have to marry Mulan in front of me as a flower thief who doesn't learn well, even if all the men in the world die in battle, Mulan will not marry a flower thief, and a flower thief is not worthy of my daughter!" ”

"How many times do you want me to say it, I am not a flower thief, don't slander me one by one......"

"Shut up, you can ask everyone standing here now, who hasn't seen you a big man swaggering out of Mulan's room when Mulan was washing, and when the evidence is conclusive, you don't have any justification for what you did! The scary thing is not that you have done something wrong, but that you are still as smelly and hard as a stone in the toilet after you have done something wrong, and you will not repent of dying, which is the saddest thing."

"Master Hua, in this way, I believe that time can prove everything, and it can also prove that I am not a flower thief, and when the time comes, I will prove to you that every word I say at this moment is true! Of course, I won't just leave, I will leave an arm in your flower family, but if I really become a hero, you will have to reattach my arm! ”

"You can be a hero if you want to, now the Hun army is extremely rampant, and the people of the Northern Wei Dynasty are all in danger and can't sleep at night, I want you to be on the battlefield, protect your family and defend the country and become the hero in your mouth! After you have made great achievements, killed countless enemies, and become a hero, whether it is a year, ten years, or a hundred years, as long as you come back, I will personally open the door for you, and as long as I am still alive, I will personally officiate the wedding for you and Mulan! If you die on the battlefield after becoming a hero, I will carry you back and bury you in the Hua family's mausoleum as the son-in-law of the Hua family! ”

"Then it's decided!"

"But if you continue to do bad things unrepentant after you go out, I don't want your arm, I want your life, even if you chase you to the ends of the earth, I will break your body into thousands of pieces!" Old Man Hua said sonorously and forcefully, and pointed his sword at the tip of Zheng Qian's nose: "Our Hua family only welcomes heroes, and you don't have to come again before you become a hero!" ”

After listening to the words of the flower master, the people sighed, the world is so big, even if this flower thief does not abide by the oath, how can the flower thief be found, so this is basically equivalent to unconditionally letting go of this flower thief, the flower master is still too merciful, but the mind of the flower master is not what they can guess.

Besides, the current situation is like this, although people didn't run, but they can't beat and catch it, and everyone knows it a hundred miles away from the official mansion......

It's true that this is a dead end, but let Zheng Qian take his luck as a bet to revitalize, and now just when Zheng Qian planned to stay here for a long time, some weak Qianqian Mulan had black and bright hair, I don't know why Zheng Qian could always think of her youthful snow-white body in the barrel when he saw Mulan, and saw Mulan's delicate facial features perfectly matching the black long straight, Zheng Qian was very sorry for the black long straight cut in the animation Mulan cut the black long straight in order to join the army.

I saw Zheng Qian say an inexplicable word to Mulan in front of the entire Hua family: "What's that, don't cut that long black straight ......"