Chapter Seventy-Four: Fusion and Foolishness

When Ye Kai woke up again, it was already morning. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"I'll ...... What the hell is going on?! I didn't say on TV that this would happen when I practiced "Nine Yin True Scripture"?! Ye Kai staggered to his feet, looking at the pool of blood on his chest that had long since dried up, and was a little confused.

"System! Give me an explanation! ”

Since you can't figure it out, let those who understand it, anyway, this matter has something to do with the system.

"Host, this time it's Bai Xue who will explain it to you~~"

As soon as Ye Kai's words fell, a soft and glutinous female voice sounded in his ears, causing goosebumps all over Ye Kai's body to fall to the ground.

I'll go! How is it Bai Xue's electronic products?! Where's that damn rice cooker?!

"That...... Snow, what about the system?! ”

Even if Bai Xue was not in front of him now, Ye Kai still felt a little unbearable, and touched his nose in embarrassment.

"What a conscience!" Bai Xuejiao snorted and said: "The system is now being upgraded, so let me give you an explanation of this conscience!" ”

System upgrading? Is that rice cooker going to be upgraded to a pressure cooker?!

Ye Kai was full of malicious speculation.

"The Nine Yin True Scripture is an all-encompassing Taoist classic, which is the essence of Taoism and contains the truth of the Taoist universe. Therefore, when the host cultivates the first trace of the Nine Yin internal force, it will naturally include the internal force and mana that originally existed in the host's dantian; It's not so much a seizure, but it's actually a fusion! ”

Bai Xue's soft and glutinous voice slowly explained to Ye Kai, making Ye Kai even more confused.

If it's fusion, why do you vomit blood?!

"As for why the host vomits blood...... Before Ye Kai could ask, Bai Xue's voice sounded again: "That's the Nine Yin internal force to remove the impurities in the host's body!" ”

Removal of impurities?! That means that every time I practice the Nine Yin True Scripture in the future, I will vomit blood once?! That looks like a bit of a pit, huh?!

Hearing Bai Xue's explanation, Ye Kai suddenly had a black line in his head, and waved his hand a little speechlessly: "Okay...... Let's do it first, and I'll talk to you when I get back! ”

He really didn't dare to talk to this person who was making fun of his electronic products if he had nothing to do. Every time I talk to Bai Xue a little more, this damn electronic product can always take the topic crookedly!

"I hope the host's IQ will be online next time~~~"

Dry! There is no limit to this electronic product!

Ye Kai stood up from the ground with a black face, forced himself to forget about this conversation with Bai Xue, and staggered back to the Taoist temple.

I have to say that "Nine Yin True Scripture" is indeed a strange book, although it made Ye Kai vomit blood once, but Ye Kai felt that his body was much lighter, and his spirit was much more uplifted than before!

Finished...... It seems that I will have to vomit blood at a fixed time like Ye Qian in the future......

Ye Kai lamented in his heart.

…………

"Zhang Junbao, you killed a lot of people...... You're damned! Shoot you! Shoot you! ”

When Ye Kai walked back to the Taoist temple with his uncle, Zhang Junbao, who was covered in dirt and messy hair, was vigorously playing a Taoist tumbler, and this tumbler was at least five points similar to Ye Kai!

This Ling Lao Dao is really good at playing...... First, I made a tumbler with my model, and now I put a piece of paper on it and let Zhang Junbao make a ...... It's a shame that this guy doesn't be a comedian!

"Bang!"

Ling Laodao didn't see Ye Kai, so he walked straight to the room, but he didn't expect that Zhang Junbao just punched the tumbler, and directly hit him in the chest!

"Hahaha...... Ling Lao Dao, you have nothing to arrange me, I can't even look at the tumbler now! ”

Seeing Ling Laodao clutching his chest and falling back uncontrollably, Ye Kai immediately burst out laughing.

"You leaf maniac, you can gloat! Watch out for going crazy again! Ling Laodao covered his chest and gasped, and waited viciously for Ye Kai to take a look.

"Say less!" Qiu Xue was not as out of tune as Ling Lao Dao, when she saw Ye Kai, her heart moved, and she walked in front of Ye Kai and said earnestly: "Daoist Ye Dao, do you think there is a way to help Junbao?" ”

"This ......" Ye Kai was stunned for a moment, and glanced at Qiu Xue with a pleading face a little strangely, and stopped talking a little.

To be honest, the current scene really exceeded Ye Kai's expectations. Originally, he just wanted to guide Zhang Junbao next to him after Qiu Xue summoned Zhang Junbao's sanity back, so that he could more easily comprehend Taijiquan and help him recall his sanity, Ye Kai really didn't think about it.

Ye Kai's expression fell on Qiu Xue's eyes, but it was a different look, she thought that Ye Kai was unwilling to help Zhang Junbao recover his senses, after all, Ye Kai had a strange temperament in her eyes, and the things that he and others thought were very important may really have no weight in his eyes.

"Daoist Ye Daochang, please! Junbao once helped me restore my confidence, and I can't bear to watch him go on like this! Daoist Ye, you are a cultivator, please be compassionate! ”

Qiu Xue, who misunderstood Ye Kai, immediately pleaded, and even knelt down for Ye Kai!

Oops...... What's going on?! Did buddy say no?! Ye Kai looked at Qiu Xue, who was kneeling on the ground with a posture of "If you don't agree, I won't get up", he only felt that 10,000 alpacas were rushing by in his heart!

Who said that the wisdom of the characters in the movie world is scum?! If you come out, I promise not to kill you! Didn't you see that this would be a moral kidnapping?! Scum, your brother-in-law!

"Autumn Snow...... What are you doing?! Hurry up! What madman Ye hates the most is this set, you are ruining Zhang Junbao's hope of recovery! Ling Laodao almost jumped up in fright when he saw Qiu Xue's movements, and hurriedly leaned to her side and whispered, pulling her to get up, but the corners of his eyes were still glancing at Ye Kai.

"Alright, alright! Ling Lao Dao, you guy is still playing that game now! It's been sixteen years, and I'm not tired! Ye Kai rolled his eyes, ignored Ling Laodao, who was sneering, and turned to Qiu Xue and said, "Get up, I can help you, but only this once, not for example!" ”

"Thank you, Daoist Ye!" Qiu Xue was suddenly overjoyed, and hurriedly stood up and thanked Ye Kai.

"Humph!"

Ye Kai shook his robe, shook his hair, turned around and pulled Zhang Junbao and walked out. Leaving Qiu Xue with a relieved face and Ling Lao Dao with a constipated face.

"It's okay now, Junbao is saved!"

Looking at the departing Ye Kai and Zhang Junbao, Qiu Xue finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"You're okay!" Ling Lao Dao said in a sullen voice: "I think at the beginning, there was a young man who came to the Taoist Temple to ask Ye for medicine in order to treat his mother's illness. Originally, after Ye Madman knew about the young man, he immediately wanted to give the money to the young man, and the young man knelt down for him in order to thank him. And guess what? Madman Ye immediately changed his face, and was stunned to let the young man kneel in front of the Taoist temple for an afternoon! ”

"How so?! And what about later?! Qiu Xue was shocked when she heard Ling Laodao's words, and hurriedly asked.

"What else?" Ling Laodao snorted, his eyes were a little distant, and said, "This guy made the young man kneel for an afternoon, but let me take the money to treat his mother!" In the end, he also taught the young man a lesson, saying that all men are created equal, kneeling to the sky and kneeling to their parents, but they can't kneel down to others or anything......"

What a weirdo!

After listening to Ling Laodao's words, Qiu Xue's heart churned for a while.

Ling Laodao and Qiu Xue were chatting happily here, but Ye Kai was a different scene here.

"Coming out in the sun is good for you......"

In a cornfield, Ye Kai pulled Zhang Junbao and said with a smile as he walked.

"I'll stand this way, be careful of being scorched by the sun......"

Although Ye Kai is not Qiuxue, and Zhang Junbao is also crazy, he is kind by nature, and subconsciously picked up a branch to cover the sun for Ye Kai.

"Huh...... Junbao, do you know our Taoist thoughts? ”

Seeing Zhang Junbao's stupid appearance, Ye Kai smiled slightly, trying his best to pretend to be a master.

"I don't know ......"

You don't know...... Otherwise, how can buddy fool?

Ye Xingxing smiled secretly and said: "We Taoists pay attention to yin and yang, there is yang in yin, and yin in yang; Everything in this world has two sides, you see the dead tree, although it is dead, but its branches have given birth to new life again, born from death, this is yin and yang; If you think about the rushing river, although it is weak, but no one can cut it off with bare hands, do you say it is weak or strong? ”

"This ......"

Zhang Junbao has received Buddhism since he was a child, where can he withstand the fool of Ye Kai, a great god who has studied Taoism for 16 years? I was stunned for a moment, looking at the newly grown shoots on the dead tree trunk on the side, and thought for a while.

"The old is against the new, the difficult is easy, the soft feather is strong against the strong, everything in the world is never static, instead of carrying the past and immersing yourself in the pain of the past, it is better to let go of the burden in your heart and try to live again...... Look over there......"

Hooked! Ye Kai looked at Zhang Junbao who was looking at the young shoots in a daze, a smug smile hooked up at the corner of his mouth, and he spoke again, motioning for Zhang Junbao to look to the side.

Zhang Junbao, who was in a daze, heard Ye Kai's words, and subconsciously looked to the side, but saw a man throwing the firewood he was carrying on the ground, and the happy girl ran home with his brother, anxious to see his newborn child.

"The burden in your heart is like that bundle of firewood, which is never unloadable. In that case, why not try to let it go and run to a new life like him? ”

"Let go of the baggage and run to a new life...... Let go of the baggage and run to a new life......"

Zhang Junbao muttered Ye Kai's words in his mouth, and the look in his stunned eyes became brighter and brighter, and finally it was like two dazzling suns!

Looking at Zhang Junbao who was spreading joy on the cornfield, Ye Xingxing secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and said secretly in his heart: Nima, buddy's sixteen years of flickering skills are not given for nothing! Just you, a half-crazy and not stupid Zhang Sanmad, still want to stump me? Joke!

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