In desperation, we could only follow the fat man and the thin monkey slowly down, and the group of four people walked towards the place where the gang blasted before. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

It wasn't until we got to the blasting point that we found out. There is a gossip pattern here, and this gossip map is about ten square meters in size. The place where the blast was blasted was at the yin point of the yang part of the Bagua diagram. And the cave that was blown open is obviously the yang and yin points of the Bagua map. The top of the cave goes straight down, and there is a rope the thickness of a thumb.

This rope was supposed to be used by the group of people in front of him when they went down, and the fat man was only slightly surprised when he saw this gossip map. I turned around and climbed down the rope, but I grabbed me in time.

"Why are you holding me back? The group of people in front of me have been down for a long time, and my ears are about to become calloused when I hear you talk about the past and the present. Now I'm going to take the lead, whether it's the demons and monsters in front of it or the underworld, the fat man will discipline them to see my methods. The fat man didn't get to the bottom of the cave as he wished, and looked at me with an angry face. With this appearance, I guess if it weren't for me who grabbed him, he would have come up and worked hard.

I was secretly amused in my heart, this thing will never do things without brains, I want him to have a longer memory, and I don't have to explain too much, so I simply said: "What's the matter? You've tried to deal with me, and I've said that there's a lot of hard work ahead, and it's not a good idea for you to beg for abuse right now. ”

"If Lao Tzu hadn't beaten you, you would have been in the ICU of the hospital." The fat man looked at me angrily, but I really had no choice but to get off the donkey, pretending to be an old-timer and saying, "You'd better give me a reasonable explanation, otherwise the fat man won't care if you live or die after it goes down." ”

Thin Monkey and Cui Linghong also looked at me with puzzled expressions, as far as the four of us are concerned. The thin monkey values his life more than money, Cui Linghong does things well, except for the fat man, I don't believe that the two of them really didn't see anything abnormal. It's just that the time is special now, and I don't bother to bother with them.

"Don't you find this gossip map a little strange?" I asked, pointing to the gossip map of about ten square meters under our feet.

"What's weird? Except for a little bigger than our usual use, I don't see anything different. Could it be that the blasting movement just now was so loud, but after arriving here, I only saw a small cave? I guess it's because it's inaccessible, and the gossip map is caused by dead branches and leaves. Besides, it's just a gossip map, just two yin and yang fish in black and white, what can be the difference? Cui Linghong glanced at the gossip map at his feet and replied.

"Bagua can be regarded as the essence of Chinese history and culture, although there is no unified standard for the rotation angle of the yin and yang fish, but the yin and yang fish rotate clockwise, but there is a strict definition. Because the rotation of the yin and yang fish is in accordance with the natural law of clockwise rotation of the handle of the Big Dipper. And if you look at this gossip diagram under our feet, the yin and yang fish rotate counterclockwise. In modern times, some people blindly believe in religion, but they do not understand the religious ritual system and so on. Purely to show his beliefs, it is understandable to come up with such a gossip map. But you see that this gossip map has obviously gone through a long time, and in the feudal era, not to mention that everyone could understand a little bit of religious culture. But at least the direction of rotation is still not mistaken, so there must be some reason why this Bagua diagram goes the opposite way. "Actually, there is another thing I didn't say, the dyeing pigment of this gossip map is actually painted by mixing lapis lazuli powder with gallnut, so it can last for thousands of years and be immortal. Gallic is a type of lac insect that lives on leaves and survives by saping, and the area where the insect has been absorbed is boiled at high temperatures to make pigments. Lapis lazuli powder was already commonly used during the Zhangzhung Dynasty in the "Forty Small States" of Tibet.

"So what now?" The thin monkey looked at the fat man, with a look of luck that he didn't go down recklessly with you.

And I used a kind of ", retarded!" He looked at the fat man.

Cui Linghong covered his mouth and wanted to laugh on the side, but felt that this kind of place was really inappropriate, so he made himself look constipated.

"Damn, you're acting in a pantomime?" The fat man stretched out his hand and slapped the thin monkey on the head, "Since this hole can't be lowered, then why don't we blow up another hole next to it?" ”

"Damn, retarded!" I really couldn't hold back, and blurted out, "Now it's not a question of whether this hole can be lowered, but I don't know which point is safe for the two points of yin and yang here." Under normal circumstances, Yang represents life, so the place where the Bagua diagram generally appears is the existence of a door of life and death. And now the Bagua diagram here is different from the normal Bagua diagram, so I don't know which point is safe and represents life. ”

"Damn, I think you're retarded. Didn't you say that this Bagua diagram rotates in the opposite direction? That is to say, originally Yang represents life, so why don't we choose Yin now? ”

Before the fat man finished speaking, he saw a burst of incessant rumbling sounds. "What sound?" I asked at the same time as the fat man and the skinny monkey.

"I know! This gossip map is going to fall in! As soon as the fat man finished speaking, I only felt a darkness in front of me, and then the sky swirled, and I landed on a soft object. Before I could react, I felt another soft object fall towards me. I instinctively threw up my hands to protect myself. The tentacles are a much softer object.

Time paused for about three seconds, "Smack! It brought me back to reality because I was slapped on the left side of my face and kicked to the side.

Before I could react, I was slapped on the right side of my cheek. The burning pain in both cheeks made me really angry. Rubbed it and jumped up, "Damn, that turtle son kicked Lao Tzu once, and he still had to slap Lao Tzu twice?" ”

"Alas, Lao Tzu hasn't gotten angry yet, but the wicked person sued first. Damn, if you hit me, I won't kick you away, will I let you take a nap on Lao Tzu? The fat man said with a look of resentment as he touched his buttocks.

"Then you ****** just kick me away, what does it mean to slap me twice?" I asked, touching my self-burning cheeks.

"Who slapped you? I'm just kicking you away, you don't have nothing to do, the fat man is sitting upright, and he still wants to rely on me for what he hasn't done, it's just a mouse hole, no door and no window. The fat man was still chattering and said, "Damn, the smash is really accurate, fortunately you ****** your back down, if your knees are down, Lao Tzu will not be finished with you in this life." ”

"Don't argue, I fanned you, who called you dishonest." Cui Linghong blushed and said angrily.

That's when I remembered what I had just experienced, and it seemed like I had touched something I shouldn't have touched. Those ****** two slaps weren't worth it, because I didn't have time to enjoy it at all, and I was kicked away by the fat ****. Thinking of this, I felt wrong, "Then why did you slap the second time?" ”

"Because you kissed her." I don't know when the thin monkey turned on the flashlight and said inappropriately.

"You kid has good eyesight, unlike someone who gets cheap and sells well." The fat man patted the thin monkey's shoulder appreciatively and said.

I rolled my eyes, I wanted to squeeze them, but I saw Cui Linghong's eyes as if he wanted to kill, so I had to give up.