Sun Lao's slap was crisp and loud, and the fat man suddenly bared his teeth in pain, no wonder Lao Sun was angry, if this fat man didn't lie honestly, how could he be hurt? And if the knife was slightly 40 centimeters high, it would definitely kill him!

"I'm a guest, alas! I paid for it! How can you be so rude! Don't you know that the guest is God?! Your signboard says it's ready to serve your guests! "The fat man was slapped in the face, not only was he dishonest, but he even dared to resist, and he would definitely not dare to do it in the first half of July. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info because he knows that the end of talking back to Lao Sun is to take a few more slaps, but he doesn't know if the fat man can be an exception as the gold owner?

Syllable! Crisp and loud, it is the handwriting of Lao Sun when you hear it! With this loud slap, Qiyue and a half nodded reassuringly, it seems that the owner who paid the money has no privileges.

"Hey! Guest! Come and serve! ”

Syllable! A slap followed by another slap!

"That's it, got it?" Don't mention how cool it is in July and a half, I didn't have a good impression of this fat man when I saw it for the first time, and now I saw him slap Lao Sun twice, not to mention how cool it was in my heart, how painful it was for Lao Sun to beat people, and I had a deep understanding of how much it hurts for my grandson to beat people.

"Whew! If you have something to say, it's good to say! Say it well! ”

Syllable! "Say it well!"

"I say I say!"

Syllable! "Speak quickly!"

Two more slaps, the fat man was obviously a little stunned, but Seven and a Half held back his laughter, if he wasn't afraid that he would be beaten if he laughed, he would have laughed on the ground.

"I met him at the comic con of the new exhibition a year ago, and he took the initiative to seduce me!" The fat man seemed to be caught up in the memory, and when he said that he suddenly had a high-pitched voice, as if to emphasize it.

And then...... Then we slept that night...... "Yo he, I didn't think the fat man was quite passionate, and he had a one-night stand, and he was the same sex......

"What kind of people!" Lao Sun asked.

"A handsome man!" The fat man said excitedly, but such an answer must inevitably be another slap!

Syllable! "! Say the features! Lao Sun couldn't help but burst into foul language, no wonder this fat man was so dishonest.

"What's the feature...... I want to think about it......" The fat man looked up and thought carefully, and pondered for a moment, only to see him smile lewdly. "Hey...... Is it more than 18CM a characteristic? ”

Syllable! Another slap in the face. "Count your head! Aside from this, have you been by anyone else? "Lao Sun is about to be angry to death, maybe it's because the fat man has dry skin and thick meat, and it's not honest to be slapped so much. However, although there is not much information, Lao Sun still has some inferences.

In terms of time, this "erotic encounter" should have happened before the fat man became pregnant, because the fat man said before that he was seven months pregnant, and if it was an erotic encounter this year ago, it would have been given birth a long time ago, provided that the demon was also pregnant for ten months.

"You can hit me, but please don't insult me! I'm fat but loyal! Although we have only lived together for more than five months, I, Zhang Zaiqing, have only loved him in my life, and he will still be the only one in the future! The fat man didn't know where he got the courage, so he stood up suddenly, so frightened that Lao Sun couldn't help but take a step back and put on a fighting posture. It's no wonder that after all, the fat man is more than half a body taller than Lao Sun, such a behemoth suddenly stood up, how can anyone not be vigilant?

was already injured in his legs and feet, Lao Sun almost fell down this retreat, relieved himself, Lao Sun pursed his lips, and laughed secretly in his heart, the fat man is going to be unlucky......

"Yo?! Are you still loyal?! "Lao Sun has definitely practiced, don't look at him short but very sharp, he didn't even see the movements of the fat man fell to the ground, and then ......

"Ouch...... Stop it! Uncle, I'm going to turn my face! ”

"Flip the face?! Dare to turn your face?! You're flipping! ”

"Uncle, I was wrong...... I was wrong......"

……

Five minutes later, the white fat man instantly turned green and fat, no wonder Chairman Mao wanted to say that the gun came out of power, and the fat man was really much more honest after this punch and kick.

"I've been living together for five months and I don't have a photo?"

"He said he didn't like to take pictures......

"Where are you now?"

"I don't know, I don't know if I say goodbye......"

"Then you know what his name is, how old he is, right?!"

"I know! It's called Yoto Wang! About my age. ”

Syllable! "Speak human words!"

"Ouch...... The children of the second dimension never use their real names......"

It seems impossible to ask something from the fat man's mouth, but what can be deduced from this information?

"Rakshasa, what do you think?" Lao Sun turned his head and asked.

"Huh?! Wait for Uncle Sun! Isn't Aunt Luo's name Luo Li?! "Although I don't know Lao Sun's full name, I know Aunt Luo.

"Don't interrupt! Adults and children don't interject when they talk, they will explain to you later. Lao Sun scolded sharply, and then looked at Aunt Luo.

"There is only one in the record that can make a man pregnant, right?" Aunt Luo said with a smile.

"Well...... This seems to be the only possibility...... Fatty, do you have any feathers on your body? Lao Sun pushed his sunglasses, as if thinking, and turned his head to look at the fat man with a blue nose and swollen face.

"Are leg hairs and chest hair considered feathers?" The fat man replied, and when he heard this answer, he felt a churning in his stomach, and he didn't expect the fat man to be quite heavy......

"Not counting!" Lao Sun said that he was going to do it again, and the frightened fat man hurriedly protected his face.

"Don't fight, don't fight! No, then no! ”

"Then that's weird...... Could it be the new youkai? Lao Sun muttered to himself, looking confused.

Hearing this, Seven and a Half finally couldn't help it, even if he was beaten, he had to say it.

"Alas! Slow down, slow down! Uncle Sun and Aunt Luo, you say monsters?! There's no such thing in this world, right? And what are you talking about? And what about this large park? "After the founding of the country, you are not allowed to become a spirit, aren't demons and monsters all superstitions? I've been in the spirit house for so long and haven't taken a job that really involves demons and monsters, why did this suddenly appear as a monster? To say that July and a half are not strange is impossible.

"Hmph, no youkai? There are so many people running outside, do you think they are all animals? In the middle of July, it's time for you to know, we are a spirit house, a place dedicated to catching ghosts and raising ghosts, and this outside is not a park, but a spirit world that forgets life, a world of forgetfulness. Lao Sun looked serious, and approached the seven and a half months as he spoke, and what he said was really unbelievable!

Listening to Uncle Sun's words, Qiyue and a half didn't understand what the Forgetfulness Realm was, nor did he know what the Spirit Realm was. But at this moment, he cares more about the monster in Uncle Sun's mouth! After recalling, those strange animals outside, rabbits with the face of news network hosts...... July and a half were completely stunned, could there really be a monster?

"There are no ghosts in this world, all demons and monsters are illusions, all fake......" The strange and familiar voice in the dream sounded again......