Seeing that Ji Kongyan was silent, with a deflated face, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu was immediately excited!

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This made her, who considered herself unparalleled in eloquence, very unconvinced!

So she has always wanted to find a chance to defeat Ji Kong in the debate!

And today, she finally sees the hope of winning!

Kasumigaoka Shiyu's burgundy eyes shone slightly, and the palms of his hands were clenched, and he felt a little wet, and his crossed legs changed positions, and he said with a hint of excitement:

"I read in a book that it was said that when a man's defense was the worst, when he was in bed, a man at this time couldn't even beat a child!"

Ji Kong: "You are a woman, why do you want to read those messy books!" ”

"Well, improving your reading range and learning from each other's strengths is also what an author should do...... However, these things are not to be cared about. ”

Kasumigaoka Shiyu waved his hand and said, "So, if those girls want to hurt Ji Jun and you, then there is only this one chance!" In other words, Ji Jun, were you really injured by them when you were in bed? ”

"Don't take your delusions as facts without authorization!" Ji Kong couldn't help but complain: "Moreover, your reasoning is not logical at all, right?" If they really want to sleep with me, why do they beat me? ”

"This question is going to be asked to Ji Jun yourself." Kasumigaoka Shiyu glanced at Ji Kong meaningfully.

"What do you mean by asking myself?" Ji Kong hasn't reacted yet.

"Isn't that obvious? Although I have not experienced these things, I have heard others say that women are very happy when they are 'beep~', and only in one case will they get angry! ”

As if she was talking about something elegant, Kasumigaoka Shiyu maintained a quiet and elegant smile, and whispered, only when she saw Ji Kong's face suddenly darken, her burgundy eyes showed a trace of excitement, and then, the red lips opened lightly.

"Actually, Ji Jun, you're a fast man, right?!"

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"Actually, you're a fast guy, right?"

"You're a fast man!"

"A fast man!"

These words were like magic sounds pouring into his ears, constantly echoing in Ji Kong's ears, so that his white face turned red from embarrassment!

Is there a greater humiliation for a man?!

This is so decisive that I can't bear it!

For a moment, Ji Kong only felt anger rising from his heart, and evil was born to the side of his guts!

I saw an evil smile on the corner of his mouth, and he took a step closer towards Kasumigaoka Shiyu, "Didn't you say that I was a fast man?" Then I'll prove it to you, let you see if I'm a fast guy or not! ”

Ji Kong's blackened face made Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu slightly afraid, but the pride in her heart did not allow herself to retreat, so she said calmly:

"Instead of looking for me to vent his anger, Ji Jun should have sought treatment sooner - I remember that on the telephone pole downstairs we were, there was a leaflet: 'An old Chinese military doctor specializes in treating all kinds of impotence, impotence and premature ejaculation!' The quality assurance of Chinese old military doctors is trustworthy! ”

"Speaking of the old military doctor, I remembered a joke I had read before."

Ji Kong approached Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu with a smile, and said: "The legend of Mulan in ancient China, Shiyu should know, right?" It is said that Hua Mulan joined the army on behalf of her father, and then on the battlefield, her good friend suddenly came, because the battle was too fierce and the amount of physical exercise was too great, she fainted directly in pain! ”

When she woke up, she found an old military doctor standing next to her and said to her with great sympathy: 'Child, there is nothing wrong with other places, but your big jj seems to have been shot off by an arrow, and the bleeding does not stop, so I have no choice but to help you sew up all the wounds.' ”

Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu was chilled by Ji Kong's words, and only felt a burst of soreness, faintly coming from below, and suddenly became a little uneasy, "Ji Jun, is it really good for you to arrange your country's heroes like this?" A dignified heroine, you are so unbearable by what you say! ”

"Tsk...... Shiyu, don't want to change the topic, what we're talking about now is not Mulan, but your Xiazhiqiu Shiyu! ”

Ji Kong had already come to the side of Kasumigaoka Shiyu at this time, condescendingly, looking down at the poor maid, "The maid who dares to speak like this must be punished!" ”

"If you say you can't win me, are you ready to do it? It's really a small amount of energy, scumbag! ”

Kasumigaoka Shiyu said words of not admitting defeat, but his body shrank back without a trace.

"Who told you I was going to do it?" Ji Kong said with a kind face: "I said it before, if you dare to speak foul again, I won't do it, I will use my mouth to slander you!" ”

"Then I'll sit here, scumbag, come on!"

Hearing Ji Kong say this, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu didn't panic at all, and even she deliberately put on a seductive posture and looked at Ji Kong provocatively.

If she could have scared Kasumigaoka Shiyu a few days ago, she couldn't be frightened at all now.

Seeing that his maid looked like a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water, Ji Kong was also very speechless.

It seems that I've been with him for a long time, and Kasumigaoka Shiyu has already figured out his character, and with his character, it's impossible to really do those obscene things, so I have no fear.

However, Ji Kong is not a vegetarian either, and seeing that this move can't work, he rolled his eyes and came up with another trick.

I saw him leave the bedside and start rummaging through the storage box.

"Ji Jun doesn't want to hit me with a stick, right?" Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu felt that he had the upper hand, so he said very happily, "If it hurts me, I will scream, and when the surrounding neighbors come over, it will be Ji Jun who will be embarrassed." ”

"Don't worry, I'll let you call, but even if the neighbor comes to the door, it won't be me who will be disgraced."

Ji Kong, who had finally found something, walked towards Shiyu Shiyu with a dark sneer on his face, and raised the items in his hand, "Shiyu-san, do you know what this thing is?" ”

"Ji Jun, I was wrong!!

Kasumigaoka Shiyu, who had always maintained a calm and calm before, finally couldn't help but collapse when she saw the items in Ji Kong's hand!

Because what Ji Kong was holding in his hand was a bottle of wind oil essence!