Yang Laohan entered the city

Zeng Xiangle

When: One day in August

Location: County seat

Figure:

Yang Laohan: Countryman, in his sixties, medium height, Chinese face, flat head, short beard. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info Abbreviated as Yang

Jia Ming: A member of the fraud gang, about 20 years old, tall and thin, with a Western-style head, a suit and leather shoes, and a suave man. Abbreviated as Jia

Deng Jun: A member of the fraud gang, about 40 years old, medium height, square face and flat head, thick eyebrows and big eyes. Abbreviated as Deng

President Hu: A member of the fraud gang, about 40 years old, tall and bear-backed. Abbreviated as Hu

Li Hua: Public security officer, about 30 years old, handsome and dashing, majestic and majestic. Abbreviated as Lee

Female bank clerk: abbreviated as job

Curtain opening (People's Square, crowded, laughter and noisy, Yang Laohan carrying a travel bag humming a small song) (singing)

I have food, clothing and drink, and I love to move at every turn, and there are such things in the sky, and the gods don't make me happy.

My name is Yang Yunlai, I am 69 years old this year, and I have been retired for 10 years. The three sons are all college students, the eldest is in the United States, the second is in the provincial capital, and only this little girl has just graduated for two years and works in the county hospital. I'm going into the city today, first, to see my son, and secondly, hehe! Learn from the people in the city, chic and chic. Hey, the people in this city are different, women wear shorts, men wear trousers, women wear black, men wear floral clothes, women walk and twist their buttocks, men dance square dances, it's unusual! It's really strange: (quietly, I see Yang) (narrator) This dad is dressed decently, looking around, he must be a hillbilly, why don't I kill him? Hurriedly stepped forward and hit Yang.

Yang: (angry) Young man, you don't open your eyes when you walk?

Jia: (bowing) Uncle, I'm sorry, I'm too anxious.

Yang: (looks closely) Little brother, listen to the accent, you're not a local, are you?

Jia: Yes, I'm from Suichuan.

Yang: Where's Suichuan?

A motorcycle whizzes by, (voiceover) Don't let that Sichuan guy run away, he's a cash cow.

Jia: (pulls Yang to a remote place, looking panicked) Uncle, do you hear what is being said? The motorcycle just now, the three people in the car, were eyeing me, but fortunately I ran into you and escaped.

Yang: (surprised) Little brother, what the hell is going on?

Jia: (Seriously) Here's the thing, I'm from the Suichuan Foreign Trade Bureau, and a group of three people from our unit drove a big truck to Guangxi, passing through here, and got into a car accident and killed an old man.

Yang: (surprised) Is this worth it? How to deal with things?

Jia: (helpless) The local people want us to pay 300,000 yuan in cash, but we don't have that much cash on us, so we have no choice but to use foreign currency to convert cash, but the local people don't want foreign currency, only RMB.

Yang: (surprised) What did you do afterwards?

Jia: (spreads out his hands in a helpless gesture) I had no choice but to come to the bank to exchange foreign currency for RMB. Who knows, as soon as I entered the city, I was watched, and in order to dodge, I had to run desperately, so I ran into you, I'm really embarrassed. Uncle, this is my business card, please take care of it. (pulls out business card)

Yang: (takes the business card and reads) Jia Ming, the general agent of the Foreign Trade Bureau of Suichuan County, Sichuan Province. How do you call Jamin? The name has to be changed.

Jia: (opens the briefcase and pulls out some documents) This is our unit's letter of introduction and procurement list.

Yang: (Carefully looking at the documents) Little brother, don't be afraid, as the saying goes: 'Rely on your parents at home and rely on your friends when you go out.'" Since I touched it, it was fate, and if there was anything difficult to help with, just ask.

Jia: (happy) Thank you, uncle, actually, it's not a big deal. When I first arrived, I didn't know the place well, and it wasn't easy to find someone. My father has a comrade-in-arms named Liu Daming, who is the head of the Guidi Material Bureau. I don't know where the supplies bureau is, so please accompany me on a trip. ”

Yang: It's easy to go to the Material Bureau to find someone, I've been there, I'll accompany you.

JJ: (excited) Thank you so much.

At the gate of the Material Bureau, the gatekeeper was not there, and the two walked straight in.

Jia: (looking around) Uncle, I'm sorry for you.

Yang: (waving his hand) It's a trivial matter, you wait, I'll go find someone.

Deng: Walked down from the office building in a light gray jacket, answering the phone as I went.

Yang: (stepping forward) Comrade, is Director Liu here?

Deng: (looking at Yang) Who are you? What are you looking for Director Liu?

Yang: It's not me who is looking for it, it's this little brother who is looking for it.

Deng: (looking at Jia) Is that you? Do you have something to do with Director Liu?

Jia: (handing over a cigarette) My name is Jia Ming, a native of Sichuan, and Uncle Liu is my father's comrade-in-arms. I'm in a bit of trouble and need his help.

Deng: (takes the cigarette and smiles) Brother, it's really unfortunate that Director Liu went to the province for a meeting, and he won't be back until two days.

Jia: (painful expression, muttering to himself) Uncle Liu is not in the bureau, what can I do?

Deng: Brother, don't worry, my name is Deng Jun, I am the director of the office, Director Liu is not there, I can serve.

Jia: (cloudy and sunny) Uncle Deng, I want to exchange foreign exchange for RMB, and I have just entered the city and have been watched, please do me a favor.

Deng: (gladly) It's hard to say anything else, it's easy. I have a classmate who is the president of CCB, and he is the only one who has to exchange foreign exchange against RMB. Let's go, let's go to him for help.

JJ: (hesitating) You two go, I'll stay here. Now, there are many pickpockets near the bank, and I have millions of foreign exchange in my bag, what if someone robs me?

Deng: (nods) Makes sense. In this way, you give me the sample first, and I will take it to the bank for identification, and ask about the market by the way. What do you think?

J: (takes a foreign currency out of his bag) Okay, it's a thousand francs, you can take it to check the authenticity, by the way.

Deng: (takes the foreign currency and gives Yang a look) Brother, come with me.

Yang: (narrator) It's good to go and see how many of them my son brought back from the United States, I wonder how much they are worth?

The windows of the CCB were crowded with people, and Deng took Yang through the back door. Staff building, Hu answered the phone.

Deng: (Greeting) Old classmate, how are you doing?

Hu: (smiles) It's the same old age.

Deng: It's a little bit of a problem.

Hu: (smiling) Who is you and my brother? Say, what's the matter?

Deng: (handing over the foreign currency) Let's see, is it true or not? What is the market?

Hu: (looks closely) It's true, this 1,000 francs can be exchanged for 2,000 yuan. How many do you have?

Deng: About tens of millions.

Hu: (surprised) So much? Where did you get it?

Deng: The son of a comrade-in-arms of our bureau chief, from the Foreign Trade Bureau of Suichuan County, Sichuan, is in trouble here and needs RMB urgently.

Hu: (seems to have come to an understanding) I see, old classmate, what is his request?

Deng: 1,000 for 2,000.

HU: So you can make a profit.

Deng: (smiles) That's natural, he's from Sichuan, I can take the opportunity to kill him.

Yang: (leaning over) Be kind, that little brother is also pitiful.

Deng: (mysterious) Uncle, 1,000 yuan can earn 400 yuan, how much can 1 million yuan earn? This is an extraneous wealth, not to take it for nothing, this is what he is willing to do, and we are also here to help him.

Yang: (narrator) Is pie really falling from the sky? Is it that easy to make money in the city? Seeing that they are all state workers, it is impossible to deceive me as an old man. Besides, I'm also a local, so I don't dare to forgive them. Maybe it's the opening of God's eyes, the protection of the ancestors, and the manifestation of the Bodhisattva......

In the compound of the Material Bureau, Jia Ming was anxious and walked back and forth.

Deng: (happily passing) Brother, it's done. Give me the foreign currency, and I'll exchange it for you at once.

Jia: (about to open the briefcase, he suddenly stops) No, big brother, this is the first time I have dealt with you, and this is related to the vital interests of our bureau and the personal safety of our two colleagues who were detained.

Deng: (pondering) Pay a deposit? I could, but I didn't have that much money all of a sudden.

Yang: (showdown) I only have a thousand pieces on me.

Deng: (Glancing at Yang and pulling aside) Brother, it's not a problem for me to find one or two hundred thousand yuan, or- you also go and find a way? It's okay to borrow some from relatives, and don't give up this opportunity to make money.

Yang: (hesitates) Otherwise, I'll try.

Deng: Let's split up and figure out a way as soon as possible.

Deng and Yang hurried down.

In the People's Hospital, Li Hua was looking at the patient in the outpatient room, and when he saw Yang, he hurriedly greeted him.

Li: (surprised) Uncle Yang, are you here to see the disease?

Yang: (looking at Li, surprised) This is not Li Hua's nephew, aren't you in the Public Security Bureau? How is it here?

Li: (smiling bitterly) My dad is sick and lives in the hospital. Uncle, is Viagra still in the United States?

Yang: (proudly) He's married a foreign daughter-in-law and forgot his father. But not long ago, I was sent a little money, it's all dollars, it's not easy to use.

Li: The dollar is worth a lot of money, and you can exchange it for RMB.

Yang: (suddenly remembers) By the way, there was a big event today, a person had a large amount of foreign exchange that needed to be exchanged for renminbi.

Li: (surprised) Uncle, does he ask you to pay a deposit?

Yang: (surprised) yes! How do you know this?

Li: Uncle, how many people are there?

Yang: (even more surprised) Really? Virtuous nephew, can you pinch and calculate?

Li: They're probably the scam gang that infiltrated our county.

Yang: (don't believe it) Fraud rings? No way! They are all state cadres, how can they do such a thing?

Li: People are unpredictable, maybe they are pretending to be civil servants, and there are several similar incidents in our county.

Yang: (narrator) Could Jia Ming be a pseudonym? Will Liu Daming be a big name? Kana went to look for a daimyo but didn't see him, saying that he was on a business trip, how could it be so coincidental? There is also this Director Deng who said that he was the director of the office, but he was not in the office during working hours, I don't know if it is true or false? As the head of the line, why is the president so casual? Jia Ming is a foreign trader, and he should know the market of foreign currencies against the renminbi well, how could he let us get so much oil and water from it so easily? All of this is incredible. To say that they are a group, one from Sichuan and two locals, how can they walk together? If they say it's designed in advance, how can they know that someone has taken the bait? Besides, they are in a unit like the Material Bureau, and it is in broad daylight, if they want to deceive people, how easy is it to talk about it? Aren't you afraid that the East Window incident will happen and fall into the legal net?

Li: Uncle, don't hesitate, this must be a scam.

Yang: Nephew, what should I do? Would you like to confirm it?

Lee: (Pondering for a moment) It's okay to confirm it, but hopefully they're not liars.

Yang: But I have too little money, at least 10,000 yuan, my little guy works in this hospital, so I asked him to borrow some.

Li: No need, I have exactly 10,000 yuan of hospitalization fees here, you can take it to the emergency first.

Yang: (excited) Thank you, nephew, when I make money, I'll pay you back immediately.

Lee: Go ahead! Don't keep them waiting.

Yang hurriedly took the money and hurried down.

Under the old camphor tree outside the gate of the Material Bureau, it was the place they had made an appointment in advance. Under the shade of the tree, Deng was waiting, and when he saw Yang, he greeted him.

Deng: Uncle, you're here.

Yang: (surprised) Director Deng, you've already arrived?

Deng: If you have a ready-made one at home, you can just bring it.

Yang: (Sitting in the shade of a tree to breathe, fanning the wind with a piece of advertising paper) Fortunately, I didn't run in vain, and I borrowed 10,000 yuan.

Deng: (secretly rejoicing in my heart) 10,000 yuan is 10,000 yuan, and it's a big deal to run a few more times.

Yang: (looking around, wondering) Where is the young man? Didn't you make an appointment to meet here?

Deng: It should be around here, he has so much money on him, of course he should be cautious, and be careful to sail the ship of ten thousand years.

Jia: (sliding down from the tree) Uncle Deng is right, both of you are not here, I am afraid that something will happen, so I hid.

Deng: (pretending to be mysterious) This is not the place to talk, let's go over there.

Jia: (Looking at the street, there are a few small vendors selling along the street, nervous) Uncle Deng, without further ado, let's go!

Deng and Jia took the first step, and Yang looked back at the street and followed.

At the mouth of the small alley, Deng and Jia arrived first, whispering, Yang arrived and saw the two of them sneaky.

Yang: (narrator) What a cunning fox, it's not so easy for you to get rid of me. I've been a teacher for decades, and there's no way to fool me. I'd like to see if you two are in the same group.

Deng: (Stunned when he sees Yang pondering) Uncle, what do you think?

Yang: (chuckles) I'm wondering if pie will fall from the sky? If it falls, it's hard for me to pick it up because I'm old.

Jia: Uncle, what do you mean by that? Am I still lying to you?

Deng: (gives a wad of money to Jia) Uncle doesn't believe me, there are 20,000 yuan here, you can take some of it.

Jia: (with a miniature money detector) Uncle Deng is a subordinate of Uncle Liu, I believe you, this is 30,000 francs, you can take it!

Deng took the money and whistled.

Yang: (with a smile on his face) Comrade, I also have 10,000 yuan here, can you give me 15,000 francs?

Jia: (looks at Yang, hesitates for a moment, and makes a generous gesture) Okay! For your sake, fifteen thousand is fifteen thousand.

Yang happily took the foreign currency and happily went down.

At the foreign currency exchange window of the Construction Bank, Yang handed over the foreign currency, but the bank staff didn't look at it and handed it back.

Yang: (inexplicably) Comrade, this is a franc, 1,000 yuan can be exchanged for 2,400 yuan.

Job: (sneers) Big brother, if you look closely at the letters, is it a franc?

Yang: (looks closely, surprised) What the hell is going on? Seeing that they are taking this kind of foreign currency, am I dizzy?

Job: This foreign currency has long since become obsolete and useless.

Yang: (with anger on his face) Your governor said that this foreign currency is called francs, and 1,000 yuan can be exchanged for 2,004, and I listened to him.

Job: (pointing to a middle-aged man at the counter next door) That's the president, when did he say something like that?

Yang: (looks in the direction of his finger, confused, and mutters to himself) It's not him, those people are a gang, it's a liar, my money, my 10,000 yuan, hi——。

Job: (sympathize) Uncle, the current liars are very skilled, and if you are not careful, you will be deceived. I've seen you like this several times, so be sure to pay attention to it in the future.

Yang: (turns to leave) These liars, I'll settle accounts with them!

Job: (laughs) They're not stupid, they've gone into hiding and split the money.

Yang: (squatting down) (narrator) It's a pity that my 10,000 yuan was lost, which was borrowed from Li Hua, what if I let my mother-in-law know? Li Hua, Li Hua, you have made me miserable.

Job: Uncle, you still haven't called the police?

Yang: Everyone has run away, what's the use of calling the police?

Job: Why did you bring so much money with you when you went to the city as an old man?

Yang: The money is not mine, it was lent to me by the police, who is my son's classmate.

(surprised) Does the police know about this?

Yang: (seems to have come to an understanding) Yes, I told the police all about the situation.

Job: (delighted) Uncle, you are amazing, you have brains, you will not lose your money, maybe there will be bonuses.

Yang: (stands up) I'm going to find Li Hua.

Li: (wearing a straw hat and walking in) Uncle, I didn't greet you in advance, so I made you anxious, I'm sorry.

Yang: (looks at Li, stunned) Li Hua, why are you dressed like this?

Li: (smiles) If you want to open your net to catch fish, you have to wear fishermen's clothes, which are too conspicuous and scared away if you don't cast your nets.

Yang: (wondering) Did those people catch them? What about the 10,000 dollars?

Lee: (smiles) Don't worry! Those people were all caught, and the money was a lot, and there was interest.

Yang: (excited) Great, now I can rest assured.

Li: (smiling) Uncle, thank you for your cooperation, I took back the bait, and you can take the bonus of 2,000 yuan. (Li Hua took out 2,000 yuan to Yang, Yang refused, Li insisted on giving, and Yang had to accept it.) ）

Yang: (holding Li Hua's hand, looking excited) Virtuous nephew, you have eliminated harm for the people, and I thank you on behalf of the people.

Li: (smiling) Uncle, this is what we should do, we are the public security, that is, we want to punish the evil and promote the good, and keep the party safe. Uncle, you are very smart and can be an amateur policeman, and you are welcome to report the situation to us at any time.

Yang: (excited) I am also a model for others, and I will never be soft on bad guys, Chairman Mao said: Be as warm as spring to comrades, and as ruthless as the autumn wind sweeping away the leaves for enemies.

The siren sounded.

Li: (affectionately holding Yang's hand) Uncle, it's not too early, I should go, goodbye, I'll sit in the bureau when I'm free.

Yang: Okay, I will definitely come.

Lee hurried down.

Yang: (Narrator) I can't ask for this money, Comrade Lei Feng said: It is not difficult for a person to do a little good deed, but it is difficult to do good deeds in a lifetime. I just did a little thing, and I was given so much money, this is public money, I can't ask for it, I have to return it.

Yang chased down with the money in his hand........................................................................

The curtain slowly fell.