Chapter 18: The Funeral of the Wang Family
The red-clothed ghost who was angered by Tian Long fought with Li Tian to the point of white heat, and when Li Tian's life was on the verge of death, a white shadow saved Li Tian's life like a ghost, and easily subdued the red-clothed ghost. After the pen and fun pavilion www.biquge.info everyone was saved, they quarreled again because of Gu Yanyan's matter, and finally Li Tian rejected Gu Yanyan's love, and the two parted ways and left the back mountain.
Since he knew that Li Tian knew Taoism, Zhang Meng was like a dog skin plaster sticking to Li Tian and asking this, what to do if he was pressed by a ghost when he was sleeping, how to crack the wall when he encountered a ghost hitting the wall when he walked at night, etc., the annoying Li Tian almost opened his mouth to scold. However, Li Tian's quality is not bad, but he told Zhang Meng whether it was true or false.
Take this ghost hitting the wall as an example, there are two folk sayings, one is to use children's urine to crack it, that is, to urinate anywhere. The second is to stick out your big toe and draw a circle on the ground, then shout and stomp on the ground, "Open!" "Then the ghost hit the wall and it collapsed on its own.
In fact, both methods are correct, but Li Tian deliberately wanted to change the steps a little because he was annoyed by Zhang Meng, telling him that he must lift the other foot when he stomped his big toe, which made Zhang Meng unable to do it. knows that he has a tonnage of about 200 catties, and it is not easy to jump up, and it is estimated that he will fall to the ground.
"Li Tian, Li Tian, I inquired in many ways and found a deal for you. Look at how good I am to you, fat brother, you can't take this business? As soon as he entered the classroom, Li Tian heard Zhang Meng calling him from afar, and when he got closer, he saw that he was holding an A4 paper in his hand, and he didn't know what it was.
"What is this for? Where does the business come from? Li Tian was overwhelmed and asked this Meng strangely.
Zhang Meng ate a large handful of potato chips and stuffed them in his mouth, then said while chewing: "This is from an intermediary company opened by a buddy of mine, this is a family heard that the old man died and needed a Taoist priest to do the method and then went to mourn, I negotiated the price for you a whole 10,000 yuan!" Just tonight, how about you go or not? Zhang Meng, who was excited, pointed to the content written on the paper and looked at Li Tian with a smile.
"I'm not interested if I don't go." It's not that Li Tian doesn't give face, this kind of business is generally done by special people, what does Li Tian mean by intervening. Every industry has its own rules, and you can't cross the line, otherwise there will be chaos. This is usually done by those nuns, monks, or people who open shops in the underworld.
Zhang Meng seemed to be in a hurry and used a move to shake his hand and coaxed Li Tianlian: "Don't, brother, this is 10,000 yuan, and after you succeed, you can do this way." Fat brother, I have promised others, I can't miss the contract, this is to pay compensation! Seeing Zhang Meng's crying and mournful face, Li Tian relented again, forget it, who let him stand up to such a donkey friend?
"Okay, but I'm eight and you! Hey, hey, or don't go! Although he agreed to Zhang Meng's request, Li Tian still had to fix him, otherwise he would not be tired of finding things for him to do all day long.
Zhang Meng gritted his teeth and said, "Okay!" As long as you go, fat brother, I have nothing to say. Enough bro. "That's right, in fact, Zhang Meng's psychological face seems to be dripping blood, and he is a thousand yuan less all of a sudden, but it's better than Li Tian not agreeing.
After speaking, the class bell rang, and Zhang Meng and Li Tian sat in their seats. This class is Guo Jiejie's, Li Tian found that the murder weapon that he hadn't seen the counselor for a few days seemed to be a little more surging, and he looked at Li Tian and drooled in his heart. But now he won't show it in his face to provoke Guo Jiejie to wake him up again.
Just like this, Li Tian was thinking lustfully about Guo Jiejie tempting him in front of him, some people want to say that with Lin Yinxue, why do you still think that other women are so sexy? How can there be a man who is not lustful, those who say single-mindedness just haven't met the second one they like, let alone Li Tian, a color embryo with low immunity.
Li Tian: "You are the color embryo, your whole family is the color embryo!" β
Feel free: "You have to be responsible for what you say!" Be careful that I don't give you a single woman, and leave them all to see what you do! β
Li Tian cried and mourned and said: "I am wrong, I am a color embryo, I am a color embryo." β
Feel free: "Hmph, it's pretty much the same, eh, what's this?" Rotten eggs, ah don't! How can there be bricks? I saw a group of readers in the audience looking at him hatefully, looking like they were going to eat him.
"It turns out that readers are the best!" β
........... I'm the dividing line.................
Just when Zhang Meng introduced over and over again how the family had money and status, the bell for school rang. Li Tian left his seat, regardless of Zhang Meng, and found Lin Yinxue to have dinner in the cafeteria, the two of them looked at Zhang Meng with envy.
The task time of that family is eight o'clock, and there is still an hour to go, Li Tian said hello to Lin Yinxue and told him that he was going to pick up a supernatural business, and Lin Yinxue also returned to the dormitory with interest.
"I said Li Tian, can't you look foreign after you go in, I heard that family has a lot of background in our H City. Don't offend them! Zhang Meng took Li Tian to take a taxi and warned Li Tian.
"Alright, I understand." Li Tian said helplessly.
After getting into the taxi, Zhang Meng commanded to drive towards the outskirts of H City, it seems that rich people don't like to live in the city anymore. The suburbs are a good place for clean air, and now the rich people in the urban area have begun to move to the rural areas, and only the work in the urban area is said to be long-lived, and the pollution in the city is too great.
Soon the taxi entered a private area and was stopped.
"This is a private land, and people can't enter, is there an invitation?" The man who looked like a doorman lowered the railing and stopped the taxi, and Zhang Meng took out two crumpled red pieces of paper and handed them to the doorman.
"Please come in, but only on foot." Helplessly, the two got out of the taxi and walked to the villa area. The more Li Tian walked, the more surprised he became. Rich people just have such a large area bought and lived in by themselves, and it is almost possible to open an Olympics here. It can be seen that the master's status in H City is absolutely handful.
The two of them finally came to the door of one of the largest villas, and watched the people inside come and go, all of whom were guests attending the funeral, dressed luxuriously, all of whom were upper-class people in society, entrepreneurs or high-ranking government officials.
At this time, a person who looked like a housekeeper came out and asked Li Tian and Zhang Meng, "You are the Taoist priest arranged by the intermediary company, right?" After speaking, he also looked at Li Tian, meaning that he felt that these two people were too young to be liars.
"Yes, that's us. I said don't look at our young age, my buddy can catch ghosts alone at the age of ten, kill zombies at the age of fifteen, and be sixteen years old...."Before he entered Zhang Meng began to brag, let alone bluff this housekeeper for a moment, he was speechless. Even Li Tian secretly admired it in his heart, and he would definitely not be able to have such good eloquence in his own way.
As he spoke, the two of them entered the hall. Li Tian looked up and saw an old man in a shroud lying peacefully in a black coffin, with kind eyebrows. At first glance, the material of the coffin is of the highest quality, and it is estimated that it will cost a lot of money. Most people rent coffins and have to return them when they run out, and the family is estimated to be really rich if they burn it directly.
"The two little masters are the Taoist priests who came to keep vigil for my father, the chairman of the contemptible Wang Guixing Wang Group. Two of you, please. When Li Tian was observing the surrounding environment, a middle-aged man in a suit and first-class conversation came to greet Zhang Meng and the others, and after speaking, he stretched out his right hand and invited Li Tian and the others to sit down for dinner.
"You're kind to Wang Dong, our two brothers will do their best to keep vigil to ensure that nothing happens." Zhang Meng, who was flattered, immediately said politely to Wang Guixing.
Wang Guixing looked at the people around him and whispered to Zhang Meng: "It's not that I look down on you, my father couldn't close his eyes when he died, and then it was the makeup artist who forcibly closed it with glue, whether your skills can be done or not, this is not a joke." "Generally, rich people are very superstitious, and Wang Guixing is even more famous for being superstitious.
No, as soon as he heard that his father might cheat the corpse if he didn't turn a blind eye, he found a Taoist priest through an intermediary company to keep vigil, and he went to other properties to hide for a night. When people reach middle age, they regard money as their life, and they cherish their lives very much, and if they die, they will have nothing.
When Li Tian heard this, he felt that this business was definitely not so easy, so he asked Wang Guixing: "May I ask when your father died, and what did he say when he died?" Li Tian had to be careful not to let go of a detail, this kind of thing is better to ask clearly, and it will be easier to deal with it when the time comes.
"Just the night before, I somehow fell out of bed and went all at once. As soon as we found out that when we turned him over, his eyes were wide open, as if he was unwilling to do anything. He doesn't have any diseases, and he is usually quite optimistic. Wang Guixing thought for a while and said to Li Tian.
Li Tian had a plan in his heart, and bowed his hand to Wang Guixing and went to eat. Wang Guixing also had something to greet other guests, so that Li Tian and the others hurriedly sat down for a light meal. The tofu rice of rich families is rich, and the chef alone can open a hotel with more than 30 of them. More than 100 tables were placed, and a hundred tables could fit in the big place anyway.
Zhang Meng devoured the abalone and lobster that he couldn't usually eat, but Li Tian chewed slowly, thinking about what to do with the corpse in case of fraud, and he would definitely not be able to destroy the corpse at that time, otherwise Wang Guixing would definitely not let them go. Since this is the case, I can only suppress it, I hope I can spend tonight safely, and the big deal is to pull Zhang Meng and run, don't take this order.
Just when Li Tian and the two were in charge of their own food, a person who looked like a Taoist priest came over and patted Li Tian on the shoulder and said, "Fellow Daoist, I don't know what to call it?" β
Li Tian turned his head, and before he could say anything, Zhang Meng said directly: "What fellow Daoist, what is our name, it's about you!" β
Zhang Meng was unhappy when he saw that he was here to grab a job, so he naturally wouldn't give this Taoist priest a good look.
"It's not good to have such a big temper at such a young age! Beware of dying young. The Taoist priest's face remained unchanged, but he said casually to Zhang Meng.
"Grandma, you curse fat brother, I'll die early? You owe a beating! Zhang Meng couldn't hear what the Taoist priest meant, and he was suddenly angry and ready to do it at any time.
"Hmph, this was my first business. Are you embarrassed to say that you robbed me of my job? The Taoist priest stared at Zhang Meng and said with a slight anger.
Zhang Meng didn't care: "What you say is yours is yours, what evidence do you have." Obviously we came first! As he spoke, he stretched out his middle finger at the Taoist priest.
"What is the disciple of the Taoist friend, the disciple of the outer gate of the poor Dao Longhu Mountain, the number of Shui Qing Dao, I don't know what the Taoist friend is called?" The Taoist priest ignored Zhang Meng and turned his head to Li Tian and asked kindly.
Li Tian looked at this Taoist priest at this time, he originally thought that this was just the kind of magic stick on the rivers and lakes that specializes in defrauding people of money. I didn't expect it to be really a peer or a dragon and tiger mountain. Although he is an outer disciple, Li Tian has not seen a Taoist priest or Mr. Yin and Yang in H City for so long, and he finally met him today.
So Li Tian immediately said respectfully: "Brother Dao was offended a lot just now, please don't be surprised." My name is Li Tianjiashi, Yun Bufan of the Yin and Yang Sect" It's not that Li Tian didn't see that Long Sanshui was a real Taoist priest at the beginning, as mentioned earlier, people who cultivate the Tao will have Dao Qi with them. It's just that Li Tian lowered his head and was eating, and he didn't pay attention to it.
After speaking, he glared at Zhang Meng and motioned him to shut up, and Zhang Meng immediately closed his mouth with interest when he heard that this Taoist priest was real.
In case you talk too much and upset him, people will give you a poisonous curse such as lowering your head, but Zhang Meng can stand it, and it will be too late to cry when the time comes.
"It turned out to be a senior disciple of Yun's predecessors, disrespectful and disrespectful. I don't know what the little brother thinks of this matter," Long Sanshui asked Li Tian with a solemn face. Mr. Yun also has a pivotal position in the Daomen, and generally speaking, the elders and heads of the various sects have intersected with each other of the same generation.
Li Tian said: "It should be easier, you and I should not be a problem working together." Li Tian thought more casually, and didn't take the corpse fraud to heart, a corpse who had just deceived the corpse could not go to heaven.
"It may not be so easy. Look over there. After speaking, Long Sanshui pointed to the ceiling above the guests' heads.
Li Tian looked up and was instantly startled, only to see that the ceiling above the coffin had gathered a sinister aura that was almost condensed into water droplets, and it seemed to be about to drip on the corpse's body.
"It's actually reached such a serious point, the evil qi has condensed into water!" The results he saw made Li Tian secretly frightened. Jiang is really still old and spicy, he hasn't found it after observing it for so long, Long Sanshui has already seen it.
Originally, Li Tian was a little arrogant because he was a personal disciple. Because it doesn't matter what sect it is. The outer disciples must be honored as the inner disciples or the disciples in person, and they should be called senior brothers. Although the two of them are not the same sect, Li Tian is a generation older than Long Sanshui, and the Taoist skills he has learned are much more profound!
However, Long Sanshui came out early, and he had already gained enough experience in the rivers and lakes, which Li Tian was far from being able to match.
"Judging from the poor road, this corpse must be a deceitful corpse. So I can't be careless at night, and I still need Taoist friends to help me. Long Sanshui knew that Li Tian was a closed disciple, and he thought that he was definitely inferior to Li Tian in terms of Taoism, and he had to get Li Tian's help when dealing with corpses, otherwise he would definitely not be able to bear it.
In fact, in reality, a Taoist priest may not encounter a few real evils in his life, harming people or appearing evil. It's not like Li Tian can have an accident wherever he goes, and he is about to catch up with Conan!
"That's for sure, but before that, you'd better have a full meal." Li Tian is more optimistic, no matter what happens, taking care of his stomach is the most important thing. So he beckoned Long Sanshui to sit down.
There were only three people at the table. Everyone else is at another table, not to mention that the rich are big or arrogant, don't look at the hundred tables, in fact, there is no seat full of Xixi scattered chatting all day, only Zhang Meng eats and drinks and does not let go of a dish, Li Tian who is watching is helpless.
The night came quickly, and the guests gradually dispersed. Even Wang Guixing said sorry to Li Tian and the others, and left his wife to stay somewhere else for one night.
People are afraid of death when they reach middle age, who knows if something will happen if they stay! What's more, he is so superstitious.
In the empty villa, Li Tian, Zhang Meng, and Shui Qingdao were soon left, and the wind of the night blew in and was cold. Zhang Meng poked Li Tian's foot and said, "Li Tian, what's that, isn't the corpse terrifying?" Why don't you guys here and I'll flash first? β
I saw Li Tianyi grab Zhang Meng and say, "Then I can swallow your money alone." Think about it before you go. As if he had grabbed Zhang Meng's life, he sat down helplessly.
Li Tian and Long Sanshui both looked at the water on the ceiling with solemn expressions. It must not drip on the forehead of the corpse, otherwise it will not be a joke to deceive the corpse immediately.
At that time, once the corpse is defrauded, the corpse cannot be destroyed, and if it is destroyed, it is estimated that Wang Guixing and Zhang Meng will be able to fight hard.
Anyway, Li Tian has already decided, if he can't beat it when the time comes, he won't want this money, and he doesn't care about this bad thing.
At this time, Long Sanshui said in a low voice: "Be careful, the water is dripping." β
Sure enough, Li Tian raised his head, and countless small water droplets gradually gathered together, with the appearance of a soybean the size of a crumbling and about to drip down.
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