Chapter 6: The Crow's Beak
"According to the chrono watch ZFCNM008 database, the highest known life expectancy of human beings is 186 years old, so the possibility of the chrono watch ZFCNM008 objectively speculating that the owner will live to 241 years old is theoretically 0.0000001%, but in fact, the answer is confidential and has nothing to comment on whether the owner can live to 241 years old by the chrono watch ZFCNM008 detection..."
Zhao Fan's face was not shocked, because he was already familiar with the mantra of the chrono watch ZFCNM008, as for the maximum life span known to mankind is 186 years old, although Zhao Fan was surprised, but after all, it had nothing to do with him, and as for confidentiality, no comment or anything, his ears were automatically filtered. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"You just say that the probability is 0, no..."Zhao Fan was very dissatisfied with the one in the seventh decimal place.
"Because considering the possibility of the owner learning the art of immortality and eating the elixir ginseng fruit, and taking into account the unknown uncertainties ZFCNM008 some chrono watches, the chrono watch ZFCNM008 cannot make a completely absolute conclusion."
Zhao Fan was embarrassed, he didn't need to ask to know that the learning time required for immortality was definitely longer than his own life, and the elixir and ginseng fruit were even more unremarkable, as for the chrono watch, ZFCNM008 unknown uncertainties... Then I don't have a clue, after all, there is no pie in the sky. It's only a watch that falls from the sky, and it's still a pit daddy's watch.
"The chrono watch ZFCNM008 is not a pit father, but a pit master!" 008 argues with reason.
"So you're admitting the fact that you're a pit?!" Zhao Fan asked rhetorically.
"Uh... This one... The Chrono Watch ZFCNM008 detect that this answer is confidential and has no comment. ”
This time it was definitely deliberate!!
Zhao Fan was not in the mood to continue arguing with 008, he frowned and asked, "008, isn't there a faster way?" ”
"Yes, the Chrono Watch ZFCNM008 has an imitation function, which can simulate any person or action in the Chrono Watch ZFCNM008 database, and its realism reaches 99.99%"
"Really?" Zhao Fan raised his eyebrows, his eyes lit up, and said, "If I simulate Sun Wukong's program, then I can really soar through the clouds and fog, seventy-two changes?" ”
"Theoretically, that's it!"
"That's great!" Zhao Fan clenched his fists and said excitedly, "008, activate the imitation function and simulate Sun Wukong!" ”
"This... Not yet..."
"Why?" Zhao Fan was stunned.
"Because the imitation function is an advanced function, and the host program ZFCNM008 the chrono watch is still in the rudimentary, the imitation function is not unlocked..."
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Quiet...
Zhao Fan was stunned, as if a basin of cold water was poured on a raging fire, no matter how excited you were before, as long as a basin of water went down, the world was quiet.
After a while, Zhao Fan said quietly: "008..."
"What's the matter, master?"
A cold light flashed in Zhao Fan's eyes, and he said coldly: "Why do I suddenly have the urge to use those two forbidden operations to paralyze you directly..."
The watch on Zhao Fan's wrist suddenly glowed red, and at the same time, a hurried sound came out.
"Lord... Master... How can you do that? ”
"You are doing it yourself, you can't blame others..."Zhao Fan turned his head and said.
"But..."
"No, but!"
"It's not..."
"What's not?"
"Master, I mean to say..."
"Don't say it!"
"The hosts! I would like to say that if the chrono watch ZFCNM008 is paralyzed, the owner will not be able to return to the 21st century! ”
"Uh..."Zhao Fan choked back with a word, that's right! If the chrono watch ZFCNM008 paralyzed, you really can't go back, so if you still want to go back, you have to rely on this broken watch!
What bad luck!
The sky sent down a high-tech watch, and he didn't help himself or say anything, but he actually caused trouble to himself, which is really eight lifetimes of mold!
"Master, in fact, the chrono watch ZFCNM008 can help the master a lot, but the master is not proficient in the operation of the chrono watch ZFCNM008..."008 interjected again, it seems that this psychic dialogue function is really "easy to use"!
"Okay, okay." Zhao Fan waved his hand helplessly and said, "Then how can you upgrade to the advanced program?" ”
"This answer has been tested by the chrono watch ZFCNM008 to be confidential and has nothing to say!"
“…”
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"So you still have to rely on yourself..."Zhao Fan, who was standing on a certain hill, said hatefully.
"Report to the master, Cao Cao's lifeform information has been detected in the front, do you turn on the video surveillance function?"
"Yes!"
With Zhao Fan's response, I saw a screen appear out of thin air at a meter-high position in front of Zhao Fan, the screen was magical, it seemed to be a frontal screen from any angle, it seemed to have only one side, but I didn't know how to deal with it.
It's high-tech after all...
Just as two-dimensional beings can never understand the three-dimensional world, how can humans sometimes be just as ignorant?
Suddenly, a pile of soldiers and horses appeared in the center of the screen, dusty, and they looked very embarrassed, as if they had just been defeated and fled in a hurry.
The leader suddenly stopped, only to see that his eyebrows were not heroic, and that face was extremely familiar It was Cao Cao whom Zhao Fan had met on the warship before, although Cao Cao's hair was scattered, his clothes and face were covered with dust, but he still did not lose the demeanor of a leader.
I saw Cao Cao suddenly hold the reins, look up to the sky and smile, his low voice seemed to be mockery, and it seemed to be a hint of joy.
The person next to him was already full of sadness, and when he saw that Cao Cao was crazy, he asked, "Why is the prime minister smiling again?" ”
Laughing again? Obviously, he was slapped in the face by Zhao Yun's ambush before.
Cao Cao stopped laughing when he heard this, put up his shelf, and said seriously: "In my opinion, this Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu are incompetent people!" With that, he waved his big hand, pointed ahead and continued, "What if I use troops and ambush an army here?" After speaking, he still looked at the person who had just asked with an inquiring look.
As soon as Cao Cao finished speaking, suddenly a roar sounded in front of him.
I only heard a rough and heroic voice saying: "Yanren Zhang Yide is here!" ”
The voice echoed for a long time, and with the sound came a dense crowd of soldiers, which instantly blocked the middle of Cao Cao's advance.
At this time, Cao Cao's face was extremely dark.
The soldiers around Cao Cao were even darker...
In fact, Cao Cao had already been slapped in the face by Zhao Yun once before, so this time when Cao Cao laughed, the soldiers around him also had a bad premonition.
Yanren Zhang Yide, surnamed Zhang Feizi Yide, is one of the five tiger generals of Shu State, and is definitely a fierce general.
Previously, Cao Cao laughed and encountered Zhao Yun's ambush, which was another loss of troops from the defeated army, thanks to Xu Huang and Zhang He's double enemy Zhao Yunfang was able to escape.
But this time I encountered Zhang Fei again, am I Cao Apu going to die today?
Probably that's where the word crow's beak comes from...
(ps: Cao Cao's three laughs in Huarong Road are a description of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, not a historical fact.) )