"Grandma, look, I've brought you so many customers, can you give me that ring first?" Wang Fei looked forward to it. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

The old grandmother looked at a group of poke men speechlessly and roared "buy one get one free", "where is the maid sister's paper", "I rely on, is it a lie to me" and other words, which made the old grandmother speechless.

The grandmother's grocery store is certified by the alliance, and it is a fair and innocent grocery store, those or something, the maid, I haven't heard of it, are you willing to let the prosecutor of the alliance search the old woman's grocery store inside and out?

"The maid is just the four outside, Xiaomei, the maid hasn't come back since she went out with you, Hungry Xue is the maid who came back, but the stinky face is so scared that even the old woman is afraid of it."

"You said that there are just a few maids, where do you tell me to find a star, Lori, Zhengtai and other forms of maids for them." The old grandmother looked sad and indignant, and her hands trembled and pinched Wang Fei's neck: "If I can't get so many maids, the grocery store that I have passed down from my ancestors for three hundred generations will be completely destroyed in your hands." ”

“……”

Blow, and you will continue to blow, and it will be three hundred generations.

Suppose a person can live for 100 years, then 300 generations is 30,000 years, I go, do you think it is the age of mythology, or from the primitive ancestors of the age of dinosaurs, we will set up a stall, and then 300 generations will be passed down from generation to generation, all of them are grocery stores?

Also, Lao Tzu has been ridiculed, and he is regarded as a public enemy that is not in the world by countless sister papers, and he can't wait to fight to relieve his hatred, and finally don't tell me that the advertising language is wrong, it is completely Xiaomei's own initiative, and she wants to tease me?

It's really a complete wooden drill for pit teammates.

"Yes, did Xiaomei do it?" The old woman said she didn't know, and then looked left and right, and her tone was much lower.

"Ahh The old grandmother decided to run away.

"......" Wang Fei was speechless again, yes, it's not that Xiaomei wants to pit herself, but that this old man really has countless "maids".

"Yukino, come out to greet the guests." How strange does that sound? The old grandmother escaped smoothly.

"Hey, my spatial ring." Wang Fei shouted from behind.

"Cut, isn't it just an ordinary space ring, what's the fuss, take it."

The local tyrant Jin instantly drew a semi-arc in mid-air and fell into Wang Fei's hands.

"Don't worry, everyone, there are all kinds of types."

"What, you want to be a Zhengtai type? Don't be embarrassed, this is a bestseller, and 998 can't buy it anymore. ”

"Oh, this buyer offered 999 to auction the Zhengtai type, and no one else bid higher." The grandmother who fell into the eyes of the money, it doesn't matter if her waist doesn't hurt her legs, and the flexible thing is that Wang Fei, a guy in his twenties, was shocked when he saw it.

The power of money is really great.

"Oh, there's a buyer who has made a bid, 2000, it's 2000 elf coins, and the wood is higher, and the wood is higher?"

"2000 at a time!"

"Two thousand two!"

"I'll give five thousand!" A bold offer.

"5,000 scum, 10,000 Lao Tzu."

"10,000 scum, 100,000."

"100,000 scum, 100,000 and 100,000 pieces."

“……”

This world is too crazy, for a Zhengtai model of inflatable doll, someone actually offered 100,000 and 100 yuan, so that Wang Fei, who was shy in his pocket, originally wanted to auction it off and give it to Luffy, and their idea of not worrying about Alice Phil anymore was disappointed.

"One hundred thousand and one at a time."

"One hundred thousand and one for two."

"One hundred thousand and one three times."

"Okay, deal!" Seeing that no one made any more offers, the grandmother made a final decision, and then, a Zhengtai doll that had been inflated was sent to the buyer.

"Thank you, thank you for your support, I have to come to the wedding ceremony with 'her'." The buyer hugged the Zhengtai doll and was so excited that he was about to cry.

Woo, my brother is finally going to get rid of the identity of single Wang, and from then on embark on a happy life of double accommodation and double flight, affection and love.

"Okay, here's my wedding gift to you." The grandmother squeezed in front of Zhengtai's doll husband vigorously, and two "engagement rings" appeared in her hands.

Why is "......" so similar to the ring in his hand?

Wang Fei hadn't left yet, and when he saw the two rings in his grandmother's hand, he was full of doubts.

"I can take pictures, I can take pictures, I can take pictures, I can take pictures of the size of a football field inside, and I will change color, and I am solar-charged."

Well, let's ignore that familiar introduction.

I didn't hear anything, I didn't hear anything......

"I'll go for it, or is it the treasure of the town store, it turns out that as long as it costs 100,000 and a piece, you can get two bargains for free."

This is the treasure that I worked so hard to get? This is the treasure that I was despised by many sisters, and I tried my best to get it?

"Matchmaker, please be sure to be there then." The buyer looked grateful, then picked up the ring and stayed affectionately on the ring finger of the right hand of the Zhengtai inflatable doll.

"Little Tintin, please marry me."

"......" Wang Fei almost couldn't help but gush out of his mouthful of old blood.

Little Tintin? It can't be, isn't it, the charm of that pervert is so powerful?

"Marry him, marry him, marry him......" The audience in the strong onlookers cheered one after another.

"I do!" Little Tintin, well, let's call it Little Tintin for the time being, and Little Tintin actually spoke.

"Haha, this is high-tech, each one is purely handmade, and it also adds a language function, so it can be said that except for not having to eat, drink,,, pee, it is no different from a real person." The old grandmother introduced with a proud face.

"Oh, buy it now, in addition to buying one get one free, you can also get a universal power bank for free."

"By the way, dear guest, you bought Xiao Dingding, so the model that was given for free, I don't know what style you want." The rich is the father, and the grandmother is undisciplined, maintaining a respectful posture and standing behind the buyer.

"Wang Fei, bring me a Wang Fei." The buyer said without hesitation, and his eyes lit up.

"Nani?"

Wang Fei's mouthful of old blood finally didn't hold back and gushed out.

Is it really good for you to say in front of a real person that you want that person's model inflatable doll?

"Click!" Bang.

I went to it, just when Wang Fei was vomiting wildly, the old grandmother actually took out a local tyrant gold ring again, and instantly took a portrait of Wang Fei.

"Dear guest, Wang Fei's version of the inflatable doll is not available for the time being, but if you can wait patiently for a while, you can come and pick up the goods in three hours."

"Grandma, I'll fight with you." Wang Fei was like a chicken, and rushed towards the old grandmother with an indomitable posture.

……

When Wang Fei returned to the game site, he found that the game was still raging, of course, Shizuka's battle was over, needless to say, Shizuka must have won.

What the? You say Wang Fei's version of the inflatable doll? That, in Wang Fei's righteous situation, he even said conclusively that the person who has a wife has no love for others, so that the buyer finally gave up.

I won't be a junior who destroys other people's families. These were the last words left by the mystery buyer, and then, with the blessings of everyone, he left with little Tintin.

Then it was Wang Fei, and when he left, he took out the rules and regulations of the alliance, and the wording was serious: Who the fuck dares to use my face to make an inflatable doll and sell it, just wait for the notice of the alliance prison.

Wang Fei didn't know if the Elf Alliance had a rule that you couldn't use other people's portraits to do things that endangered others, but after Wang Fei finished speaking, everyone was stunned for a moment, and even had some scared expressions, knowing that they didn't say it in vain, which also made Wang Fei feel a lot more at ease, but grandma, an old bastard who does everything for money, Wang Fei focused on ideological education.

As for the effect of wood, well, even Wang Fei himself is a little uneasy.

Fortunately, this is just a copy space, and when he leaves, it is estimated that he will be refreshed and start over, Wang Fei felt comforted.

"Next, I invite Xiao Ding Ding and Wang Fei to play." When Wang Fei returned from the fugue, he heard the boss's words.

It's not easy to be the boss, and I can't afford to hire more hosts, so I can only roll up my sleeves and be the host myself.

"Deduction of wages, must be deduction of wages, that soul host, actually dared to leave me alone and run to buy Xiao Dingding." The boss thought of it with resentment, but when he saw Xiao Ding Ding's real person, he immediately smiled.

Okay, I can't buy a small Ding Ding version of an inflatable doll, so I'll give the real person **!

ps； San Lang was criticized today, Khan, isn't it just that I've been slacking off on a rainy day recently, and I've played a little more with my mobile phone, but when it's time to work, I still work seriously, and I still have to pick and choose...... Nima's even said they were going to fire me.

At that time, Saburo was so angry, he fought the basis of reason, and in the end, the boss had nothing to say, and finally had to retract the words of dismissal.

Cut, said that Saburo seems to want to stay there, wait for a month, and prove that it is not Saburo who was fired, but Saburo who fired the boss's squid.

Well, I'm really in a bad mood today.,There's only one change for the time being.,I'm afraid that what I'm writing in my current irritable mood will make everyone's good mood disappear.,Well,That's it.。