Chapter 045: Wit
There is a kind of people's money that is especially difficult to earn. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Not an old man, not a child, not a shrew, but a dying man.
The business of the dead is especially easy to do, such as cemeteries, such as shrouds, such as coffins, these large items are indispensable; Although the voice of the living person is a little troublesome, but in life, seven things to open the door, firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar tea, plus some entertainment expenses, can also be done with a little thought.
But the business of the dying man is not good.
Just like when a hospital admits some dying patients, when performing some critical surgeries, it always requires the signature of the patient's relatives or even the patients themselves; Another example, in the brick-moving industry with a very low threshold, an old man with a sallow face, skinny skin, and trembling walking wants to move bricks, and the foreman dares to accept him?
The reason is very simple, if you are dead, it will be very troublesome.
After all, human lives matter.
From ancient times to the present, the most feared thing about walking the rivers and lakes is also the dead person, such as the doctor prescribing medicine to treat the dead, the midwife delivering the baby with one corpse and two lives, and the feng shui master approving the order as a result of the destruction of the main family...... In addition to the main family looking for trouble, it is tantamount to a disaster for the reputation of the rivers and lakes.
And fame often means a job.
Hu Badao's experience in the rivers and lakes is equivalent to zero, but Hu Badao has seen all kinds of strange things since he was a child, and his "experience" is very rich compared to his peers.
Hu Badao naturally knows that some money will be very hot to hold.
For example, the yellow hair in front of him, five hundred yuan is not a small amount of money, and it is not impossible to accept it at this time, it is just that there may be trouble in the future.
In Huang Mao's life smoke, the dead air has occupied the vast majority, and the angry gas has been squeezed to the top, forming a small ball.
In addition, the dark gray sickness is also tightly entangled with the anger.
This is actually very clear, Huang Mao is already terminally ill, don't look at the lively now, maybe one day he will burp directly.
Based on the proportion of anger in the smoke of life, Huang Mao has a maximum of two months to live.
As for the yellow hair, he is still unconscious, and Hu Badao can only be attributed to the thick branches and leaves of the yellow hair.
How dare Hu Badao take such a business?
Although Hu Badao's name is Hu Badao, his personality is natural, coupled with his stick education since childhood, he never talks nonsense, and basically has one thing to say.
If it is the next business, Hu Badao can't tell Huang Mao against his will: You can live a long life! But if you tell the truth, it sounds like a curse.
Hu Badao also has his own considerations, not to mention that Huang Mao may beat himself up in front of him, just three months later, Huang Mao died as scheduled, if Huang Mao's family knew that there was such a thing in the middle, most of them would not give up, maybe they would give Hu Badao a big hat of "cursing the dead".
The two evils are the same, Hu Badao thinks it is better to push this business.
Facing Huang Mao's complicated eyes, Hu Badao said to himself: "I'm sorry, my skills are low, I really can't figure it out."
Yes, this sentence even the onlookers felt that it was outrageous.
Who is it, who just pretended to be forced to claim to be dead and alive? Who is it, who is talking and laughing and deciding that Uncle Qin can live for three years?
Who directly shouted out the charge of 500 yuan?
With the foreshadowing above, Hu Badao now has a faint "low ability" as a reason, which is simply not too fake.
Huang Mao subconsciously took the money in his hand, but he didn't know why, the moment he saw Hu Badao's eyes with a little sympathy, Huang Mao's heart jumped violently, and then, a cool air suddenly rose behind him.
"Can you say a few words about this?" Huang Mao smiled a little embarrassedly, he was flying and domineering when he first arrived, but at this moment, he couldn't see a star.
Looking at Huang Mao, Hu Badao was a little embarrassed, Hu Badao is still a kind-hearted person, a person doesn't have many days to live, but this person doesn't have a little defense, isn't it a little too cruel?
Seeing that Hu Badao's face was a little shaken, Huang Mao immediately handed over the money in his hand: "You can keep this money, just say a few words."
The little brother behind him looked at the leading brother in surprise, the eldest brother was poured ecstasy soup today, right? This is not the usual style at all!
According to the usual rhythm, shouldn't the leading brother beat up this kid and then give some pocket money?
How did they know that when they saw Hu Badao's eyes just now, their leading brother had a feeling of cold water being splashed all over his body.
This is the reason why Huang Mao changed his attitude, there must be a demon if something is abnormal! Huang Mao has never encountered this situation before, doesn't this mean that the half-sized young man in front of him is not an ordinary person?
"That's fine." Hu Badao took out two hundred yuan, and in the face of a dying person, Hu Badao couldn't help but reveal some news, took a step forward, and whispered in Huang Mao's ear: "Go to the hospital and have a good checkup."
What? Huang Mao's eyes were a little puzzled, and he subconsciously asked, "What are you going to the hospital to check?"
Huang Mao's voice is not low, at least many people around him can hear it.
Hu Badao smiled bitterly, he knew that Huang Mao would make this kind of moth, so he didn't say a word.
"What did you say to go to the hospital for a check-up?" After being stunned for a while, Huang Mao regained consciousness, and his eyes were round.
Just now, Hu Badao used yin and yang eyes to check Huang Mao's life smoke, so he brought a depressing feeling to Huang Mao, who had a heavier yin qi; Now, Hu Badao has returned to his normal state, and Huang Mao naturally does not have that cold feeling.
Therefore, the domineering domineering on Huang Mao's body slowly came back.
Xu was afraid of the feeling just now, and Huang Mao restrained a lot, but that attitude was not very good.
"Let's go to the hospital for a check-up." Hu Badao waved his hand, the matter has come to this point, and it is useless to regret the momentary soft-heartedness just now: "Do a full body examination, take some X-rays, and draw some blood for testing."
Hu Badao doesn't know what kind of disease Huang Mao is, but Huang Mao is already terminally ill, a disease that can make Huang Mao burp at the age of twenty-seven or eight, it will definitely not be a minor disease such as a cold, fever, and runny nose, and it can definitely be found out after a check.
"So you don't know?" Huang Mao glared at Hu Badao, rolled his eyes, and suddenly reached out and pulled the clothes on Hu Badao's arm: "Since this is the case, you will accompany me to check it." If there is a problem in the examination, I will pay the cost of the examination myself; If you kid made something out of nothing, hehe......"
The latter words were not announced, but it was still very obvious that if Huang Mao was in good health, he would naturally have nonsense to pay.
it! And such shameless people? This pretentious attitude is just catching up with the chameleon, right? Hu Badao felt that his three views were constantly refreshed.
Looking at the sluggish Hu Badao, Huang Mao silently praised his wit in his heart.
Thinking of his glorious achievements in the night last night, Huang Mao didn't think that there was something wrong with his body, plus he hadn't gone to the hospital for a physical examination for more than a year, and this time he had Hu Badao to pay, which was also a free opportunity.
"Let's go, let's go to the hospital together." Huang Mao dragged a cigarette into his mouth, said hello, and a few followers came over, faintly surrounding Hu Badao into a semicircle.