Chapter 61: Lao Tzu Will Come and Smoke You Right (Third Update)
After speaking, Xiao Yu didn't even look at the male salesman, and took the second daughter to another mobile phone counter.
"Humph!"
The male salesman sneered sarcastically, "A food delivery person, who can't afford to buy a mobile phone, still comes to see it, it's a joke!"
Tong Yanxin was huffing, ready to find the man's sales theory.
Xiao Yu pulled Tong Yanxin over, smiled and shook his head, "It's just a villain, there's no need!"
"Oh!" Tong Yanxin nodded.
Also, a man with powder on his face and perfume, is even thinner like a monkey.
This kind of person, is it necessary to reason with him?
Plunges!
When I came to another mobile phone counter, a good-looking saleswoman smiled at a few people.
"Hello, may I ask you, who buys the phone?"
Tong Yanxin grinned, pointed at Xiao Yu and said, "It's him, our takeaway brother!"
"Giggles"
Tong Yanxin's cuteness and playfulness made the saleswoman giggle.
Pursing her lips, the saleswoman smiled and asked Xiao Yu, "Sir, do you have a style in the photo?"
Xiao Yu smacked his lips and said, "I haven't paid much attention to the mobile phone, I don't know if you have any better models to recommend?"
"So, sir, what do you like?" said the saleswoman with a smile, "I can recommend it according to your preferences as well." ”
"Ahem!" Xiao Yu coughed lightly, "It's almost fine, as long as it doesn't exceed 20,000, I can accept it." ”
"No more than 20,000, you can accept it?"
Xiao Yu's words made the saleswoman stunned, "In their store, the most expensive mobile phone is no more than 20,000!"
"Questions?" Xiao Yu asked.
"No! no," the saleswoman said, "I'll get it for you!"
Xiao Yu scratched his head, and sighed in his heart, when he left seven years ago, the best mobile phone was five or six thousand, is it possible that now, it is sold to hundreds of thousands?
"Hmph! It's acceptable to be less than 20,000 yuan, you can really pretend!" Not far away, the male salesman sneered mockingly.
Xiao Yu ignored it!
Soon, the saleswoman brought a mobile phone and said, "This is the highest N9PS! Diamond Gold! priced at 19998!"
"Okay, I'll buy it!" Xiao Yu said.
"Ah" The female saleswoman was shocked, this highest-equipped mobile phone, but it is almost 20,000!
"Hmph! pay!" the previous male salesman continued to mock, "A takeaway delivery guy can come up with 20,000 yuan?" and came to buy the most expensive mobile phone, laughing to death." ”
This kind of psychologically distorted male salesman actually kicked his nose in the face.
Before Xiao Yu, he didn't bother to pay attention to him, because he felt that the price was dropped, but this person repeatedly provoked and even attacked his life.
Xiao Yu was not happy, turned around, and smiled brightly at the male salesman, "Hey, big brother, what if I can buy this mobile phone?"
"Haha, if you can afford it, Lao Tzu will eat a pound of Xiang!" the male salesman laughed, "Everyone around you should be a witness!"
"There's no need!" Xiao Yu's handsome face smiled faintly, "If I can buy this phone, I will slap you three times!
"You!" the salesman pouted, "Hmph, what if you can't afford it? How can I punish you?"
As he spoke, the male salesman's gaze was cast at Tong Yanxin, and his saliva was swallowed.
Xiao Yu sneered, touched Tong Yanxin's head, and said, "If I can't afford it, how about letting this little beauty be your girlfriend for a day?"
"Xiao Yu!" Tong Yanxin suddenly pouted in displeasure, why did this guy become like Luo Yan'er, he liked to push her forward in everything?
If she didn't know, Xiao Yu had 70,000 yuan on his body last time, and she couldn't wait to bite him to death at this moment.
However, at this moment, Xiao Yu has two million on his body!
"Okay! I'll take it! Everyone present will testify!" The male salesman ran over and said loudly, "This takeaway, if he can buy 20,000 yuan of diamond gold n9ps, I will slap him three times, if he can't afford it, he will be my girlfriend for a day!"
"Haha, there's a good show!"
"Yes, I guess, the food delivery guy must not be able to afford it!"
"Are you stupid, you dare to take it if you can't afford it?"
"yes, that skinny monkey-like male salesman, this is going to be hard. ”
With a touch of confidence on his face, Xiao Yu immediately took out a bank card.
Swish!
Consumption success!
When the white consumption slip was printed out of the PSS machine, many people were stunned, and the male salesman's eyes were even more staring like wooden fish eyes.
"Impossible! impossible!" The male salesman shook his head and laughed wildly, "You are a food delivery person, you are bankrupt to buy a mobile phone, it's crazy, hum! A bet with a madman doesn't count at all!"
"Really?" Xiao Yu smiled lightly, and then asked the saleswoman, "May I ask your PSS machine here, can it display the balance?"
"Yes!" the saleswoman nodded.
Xiao Yu smiled, continued to hand the bank card to the saleswoman, and said, "Then it's bothering you!"
"You're welcome!"
"Hmph! A takeaway buyer bought a 20,000 yuan mobile phone, and it is estimated that there are only a few dozen yuan left in the card.
"Sissy! Lao Tzu will come and smoke you right away!" Xiao Yu's eyes froze, as if he was staring at a prey, and looked at the man coldly.
was stared at by Xiao Yu's murderous gaze, the male salesman, unconsciously, his legs were weak, and he felt a sense of fear in his heart for some reason.
"The balance is indicated!" the saleswoman screamed.
"How much?"
Everyone around them held their breath.
"One 0, two 02680002.00!" the saleswoman exclaimed, "Two million six hundred and eighty thousand!"
"Oh my God!
"What a human being who can't be seen!"
"Two million six hundred and eighty thousand?" the male salesman's face was as black as a pig's liver.
Why didn't he expect that this food delivery person would be so rich!
"Hehehe, big brother, don't go!" Xiao Yu smiled when he saw that the male salesman was about to flash people.
"Pump him!"
"yes, slap him a few times!"
The onlookers who ate melons suddenly became excited.
The male salesman said with an embarrassed face, "Brother takeaway, oh, no, local tyrant! I said to play before, don't worry about the villain."
"Then when you laugh at me, you should think of the consequences!"
After speaking, Xiao Yu's body moved, came to the male salesman, and grabbed his collar with his left hand.
"Local tyrant, I'm right"
Syllable!
"I apologize, don't"
Syllable!
Another heavy slap on the man's face, a white tooth flew out directly.
"Ye was too lazy to worry about a villain like you, but I'm with my sister, you make me a little faceless, so!"
Xiao Yu smiled evilly, and then, another slap flew out with his backhand.
Syllable!
"Ah" The male salesman screamed and fainted directly.
Clapping his hands, Xiao Yu took back his bank card and the mobile phone he had just bought, and looked at Ye Ya and Tong Yanxin who were in a hurry, "What's wrong?"
"No, nothing!"
The two were stunned for a second, and then couldn't help but laugh in surprise.
"Xiao Yu, you fought so well, it's so relieving!" Tong Yanxin pouted, "That sissy, I want to hit him, like a fly, it's too annoying." ”
"Xinxin, it turns out that you are an egg with a seam!" Xiao Yu smiled.
"Xiao Yu, you, you bully me!" Tong Yanxin pouted and stomped her feet angrily.
"Speaking of fun, Xinxin, don't be angry!" Xiao Yu said, took out his mobile phone and said, "Xinxin, Ye Ya, how many mobile phone numbers do you have? and how many WeChat, I will add your friends!"
“”
Leaving the mobile phone store, Xiao Yu and they added friends to each other.
"Xiao Yu, do you want Yan'er's WeChat ID? I'll give it to you!" Tong Yanxin laughed evilly.
Xiao Yu smiled lightly, "Let's talk about it next time we meet!"
"Oh" Tong Yanxin replied softly, grinding her teeth, and couldn't help but say, "Xiao Yu, I think she may like the smoke"
"What could she be?" Xiao Yu asked.
"It's okay!" Tong Yanxin smiled, then pointed to Xiao Yu's motorcycle, "Why don't you send us back?"