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Zhao Fan sat at the computer desk as usual and coded words.

It's just that the whole body is not as dark as usual, so dirty and messy!

Zhao Fan breathed in this incredibly fresh air, and then stared at the screen with big eyes, in short... It's much more energetic than before.

He habitually took out a cigarette from his pocket again, lit it silently, put it to his mouth and took a puff without pretentiousness, and then slowly exhaled a pale gray cigarette......

In fact, he doesn't have a smoking addiction, but the bad news of the death of his parents makes him a little decadent, and then as an Internet writer, he often scratches his ears and cheeks because he can't think of a good plot, so he can only use smoking as a comfort, and it has become a habit over time.

However, with a cigarette in his left hand at this moment, he really can't write half a word... Because he was probably too excited.

I can't show it face-to-face, but when I'm alone, I'm unscrupulous...

The corners of Zhao Fan's mouth unconsciously smiled.

However, a discordant voice rang out.

"Ahem, master, it's so choking!"

All right... Not alone.

Zhao Fan covered his head a little depressed, and then said lightly: "008, why are you so elusive?" ”

"Ahem, ahem! No, master. 008 has always been here and never left... Ahem... It's right on your left wrist, master! ”

Oh, and at the left wrist... Zhao Fan looked at his left hand holding the cigarette, and just wanted to hand it to his right hand, but...

"Wait! Aren't you a watch? Zhao Fan asked.

"Ahem... That's right! I'm a chrono watch ZFCNM008... Ahem..."

"Then let me ask you, does the watch have a nose?"

"Theoretically... No... Ahem. ”

"That's... Does the watch have a mouth? ”

"Theoretically... No... Ahem. ”

"Then you cough up a fart!" Zhao Fan's eyes widened, and he said in his heart, okay? What does it have to do with you again?

"This... Because I'm a chrono watch ZFCNM008! ”

"So what?"

"So the chrono watch ZFCNM008 not be confused with other ordinary watches."

"Do you have a nose and a mouth, then?"

"This... If it is a real-life form of a chrono watch ZFCNM008, there will be. ”

"But you're not in real life form!"

"It's... Well, it was debunked..."

"! Didn't you say that every word of your words was true? How can you lie to me? ”

"Actually... 008 just wanted to help the owner quit smoking..."

"That's not a reason for you to lie!"

“… The chrono watch ZFCNM008 has a health program that is automatically turned on, and 008 can't watch the master go to the abyss step by step..."

"Damn, isn't it just a cigarette? To the abyss? That's an exaggeration! ”

"Not an exaggeration! In fact, tobacco in the 21st century contains a large amount of nicotine and other harmful substances, according to the database of the chrono ZFCNM008 watch, the harm of smoking has reduced life expectancy, affected sleep quality, affected reproductive function, increased risk of miscarriage, led to lung disease, cardiovascular disease, led to osteoporosis, and also increased the possibility of cancer in the mouth, throat, esophagus and kidneys..."008 Every word is like an ice pick, and each piercing will make Zhao Fan's heart cold in half.

008 then placed two more pictures out of thin air, and then said, "The picture on the left is the lungs of a person who has never smoked, and the picture on the right is the lungs of a regular smoker..."

The lung on the left looks healthy, while the lung on the right is like a range hood, as if it is covered with deep grease and black grease, Zhao Fan is shocked, and he can't wait to take out his lungs immediately to find out...

In fact, pictures like this are often shown on TV in the 21st century, but no matter how clear the lungs on the TV are, they can't compete with 008's unrivaled extreme ultra-clear pictures on the first day of the super invincible universe!

Oh, it's not a picture, it's a GIF, because Zhao Fante can clearly see that the lungs are beating! Damn, that black grease is jumping too! Zhao Fan seems to be able to feel the cells of the entire lung beating!

Zhao Fan's face turned a little blue, but he still said stiffly: "That... So what, a lot of people smoke in these days! ”

"In fact, according to the database survey of the Chrono Watch ZFCNM008, there are scientific studies that show that most alcoholics and smokers are failures, and will only numb their brains and hearts by paralyzing their bodies..."

"Damn, don't say it!" Zhao Fan softened, threw the cigarette butt everywhere, and then stepped on it (poor Han Ying just cleaned up the room!) Then he said to himself, "Actually, I'm just excited..."

"The master is happy about Han Ying's return?" Seeing that Zhao Fan lost his cigarette butt, 008 was not aggressive.

Zhao Fan nodded in response, then turned over and lay on the bed, and said with a smile: "I really want to know what Yingying is doing now......

Wait a minute!

Zhao Fan suddenly glanced at the picture in the air that had not completely dissipated...

"Huh, 008? Why don't I use the video surveillance feature to see what Han Ying is doing? Zhao Fan had a whim.

"Huh?"

"Ahhh Quickly start the video surveillance function, monitor the object: Han Ying! Zhao Fan couldn't wait.

"But... But master, you're a voyeur! ”

"What a peep! It's just that as a good friend I haven't seen for a long time, I'm just concerned! Zhao Fan forcibly explained.

"Chrono watches can't ZFCNM008 do it..."

"Why?"

"This... I just can't do it! ”

"Then why was it possible to use the video surveillance function on Cao Cao before?"

"This..."

"So the video surveillance function can be used!"

"Yes, yes..."

"Then why can't it be used on Han Ying? What is your heart for a broken watch? Zhao Fan asked.

it...

You're too embarrassed to question me...

"This... The use of video surveillance on Han Ying is now a taboo operation..."

"Why?" Zhao Fan was puzzled, "008, now we pay attention to equality between men and women, you can't treat them differently!" ”

"The chrono watch ZFCNM008 is true, and it doesn't discriminate, it's just..."008 apparently forgot the scene where he pretended to choke on the smoke before.

"Just what?"

"It's just... The rules of the video monitoring function are similar to those of the unilateral communication function..."

"So... So? Although Zhao Fan tried hard to recall, he still didn't seem to grasp the point.

"Therefore, in order to maintain social order, in the face of other people's private pictures, the chrono watch ZFCNM008 unable to conduct video surveillance!"

"Hidden... Privacy..."Zhao Fan's face was like a pig, and his mind was full of mosaics in an instant.

Actually, privacy isn't just about those things in your head, hey!

008 obviously received what Zhao Fan was thinking, so he was a little embarrassed.

“008！ 008！ Fast! Start the taboo operation! Zhao Fan's eyes were full of greed and desire.

"Master, you can't do this!"

"Little eight, obedient!"

"The hosts! How can the opportunity for taboo operations be wasted on this?! ”

"There are a total of three chances for taboo operations, so you don't have to use it in vain!"

"Now there are two more left! If you use up 008 three times, you'll be paralyzed! ”

"Eh~ Anyway, it's good to stay once!"

“… For the sake of the owner's health, the Chrono Watch ZFCNM008 refuse to accept this order from the owner! ”

"It's... In fact... Actually, 008, you misunderstood. As he spoke, Zhao Fan silently put down the tissue he was holding in his hand...