The old smoker's braids were cocked at that time, and he asked angrily: "Stinky boy, you have to know my age, but I can be the grandfather of your grandfather's grandfather, even if your ancestors count down for three generations, you can only call me grandpa, that is to say, your ancestors also have to call me grandpa, what do you say about how many cigarettes you honor me?" ”

Guo Yun took back the lighter and said disdainfully: "So what? ”

The old smoker was still blowing his beard and glaring just now, and when he saw Guo Yun like this, he immediately softened, and said again and again: "Oh, my little grandfather, hurry up, light the cigarette for me."

Guo Yun took out the lighter again, and the old smoker's eyes were about to stare out. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Guo Yun said: "Cigarettes are not given for free, just the so-called ......."

The old smoker received: "As the saying goes, there is no free lunch in the world, I understand, hurry up and order it"

Guo Yun turned on the lighter, a little spark burst out, the old smoker quickly put the dry smoke up, the tobacco was quickly ignited, emitting the unique temptation smell of tobacco, these tobaccos entered the old smoker's translucent stomach without leakage, and the old smoker had a drug-addicted expression, so he almost didn't say a word.

The smoke is still brewing, Guo Yun waited patiently, because when a smoker is addicted to smoking, whoever disturbs him will fight with a person, not to mention that they have become ghosts, the old smoker can be said to be a real smoker, and he is a smoker who has lived for a long time.

But what Guo Yun couldn't understand was that a ghost couldn't taste cigarettes, why was he still so obsessed with cigarettes.

So he asked, "Can you really smoke cigarettes?" ”

The old smoker looked intoxicated: "No.... No....... Well..... Ah~"

Can you not call it so ****!?

Guo Yun couldn't help but complain and continued to ask, "Then why are you still so obsessed with cigarettes?" ”

The old smoker said with an intoxicated face: "Hmm~ah~cool~ you....... I don't understand....... It's enough to just look at it....... If you like something, just look at the smoke....... Just look at ........ I can recall how I felt at that time......."

Guo Yun looked stunned, thinking about whether this situation was **** or smoking at that time, but he still patiently waited for the smoke in the old smoker's stomach to slowly dissipate, and the old smoker seemed to have an endless aftertaste, and said loudly with the old smoker's throat: "Cool!" ”

How cool is it? Guo Yun looked at the old smoker in wonder, but he didn't ask, because he seemed to feel that he shouldn't be able to experience this kind of coolness.......

Guo Yun said: "I heard others say that you seem to be the oldest male ghost here."

The old smoker said unsatisfactorily: "No! ”

Guo Yun said: "Isn't it?! ”

The old smoker said: "It's not like, it's me who is the oldest ghost here, you look at my braids, I was still Manchukuo when I was alive, I didn't even lose my braids, how can I be like you people, cut off the braids that I am proud of"

Guo Yun frowned and said: "Manchukuo is already a distant past"

The old smoker said: "Even in the past, I still remember those beautiful scenes vividly, and I often think of the days when I smoked big cigarettes."

Guo Yun said: "Is that beautiful?!! ”

The old smoker said righteously: "I am a smoker, of course it is beautiful for me, don't you think it's because you haven't had a deep understanding!" ”

Guo Yun said: "Enough, I heard that you know a lot of things"

The old smoker looked at the wall and said sadly: "As for now, I often wander around every corner of the city, and I know almost everything you want to know, everyone, what socks to wear, what brand of facial cleanser to wash, how many times a week to bathe, how many cats there are, how many bugs there are on them, who steals from whom..... There is also a women's bathhouse......."

"About the past, I used to learn rich five cars, read through the four libraries, I know almost everything, you want to know"

Guo Yun turned his head to look at the old smoker, and said with a little suspicion: "It's so magical? ”

The old smoker walked in front of Guo Yun, and his long hooked nose was facing Guo Yun, even though Guo Yun couldn't feel the texture of this ghost, but he still felt that the pimple on the hooked nose was about to burst out, Guo Yun couldn't help but take two steps back, and subconsciously touched his nose.

The old smoker said, "It's just so magical"

Guo Yun said: "I want to know if Lin Xin and the little beauty are injured in the same way"

The old smoker said, "Obviously, yes"

Guo Yun continued to ask, "So what exactly was he injured by?!" ”

The old smoker frowned at this time, scratched the bald head in front of his braids, and walked around, muttering to himself.

"I've never seen it, I've never seen it, someone can ask a question I haven't seen, you know, I've read more things than the world eats ****, how is it possible? How so? ”

Guo Yun was a little anxious now, and hurriedly said, "You don't know? ”

The old smoker stopped and said calmly, "I should have known about any questions you raised, but this time, I really don't know."

Guo Yun said: "How come? Don't you claim to know everything? ”

The old smoker said: "There is only one reason, it may be that the problem is far away from a long time, so even I don't know what it is, but even I don't know what it is, you must remember not to touch it, otherwise something bad will happen."

Guo Yun sighed and said, "Okay, second question"

The old smoker interrupted him: "You don't know the rules? Don't you understand that you can only ask questions once at a time? ”

Guo Yun said in shock: "What?!" ”

The old smoker said, "I can think of it with my ass, and if you bring me tobacco once, and I tell you everything, then I will only be able to enjoy it once." So I have a rule that I can only ask one question at a time, so that I can be happy many times hahahaha, do you think I'm smart or not? ”

Guo Yun had a black line on his face and said, "Smart ........"

"I'll get you some tobacco again!"

The old smoker said: "It's useless, I can't taste the taste of tobacco, so it's useless for you to find more, you know, it's very laborious to recall that feeling, so I don't want to answer any questions today, at least I won't answer any of your questions."

Guo Yun said: "Okay, I understand, this is your rule"

The old smoker said: "It's good that you understand, then you don't need me to be verbose, you must know that explaining the same thing to someone is quite time-consuming, and you need to take into account many problems, such as what if you explain it to him, and he doesn't understand?" If he doesn't understand, you have to ask him where he doesn't understand, it's impossible that if he doesn't understand, you won't explain it to him, if you don't explain it to him, won't he still not understand? So, what I want to do is to make him understand, but if he is too stupid, there will be a lot of things he doesn't understand, then you have to explain them one by one, it's really a headache to think about, how can anyone say so much to explain to people, right? Although I am a ghost, I have heard since I was a child that time is like an arrow, the sun and the moon are like an arrow, which shows that time is very precious, you can't think that my time is not precious because I am a ghost, right?! To know how many girls' bathhouses in this city are waiting for me to peep and peep and observe........ Alas, what about people? When is it gone? (To be continued.) )