After the competition, Marven called his father's nursing home for a small team of eight people who had been trained from childhood to adulthood, and Zheng Qian was more proficient in the competition, and naturally he did not refuse, and he saw that these eight people were just stronger than the average physique, and they were much worse than their own nursing home, Zheng Qian didn't even have the heart to compete, he just wanted to go through the motions. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

I thought that I would be one against eight and let myself solve the battle faster, but I didn't expect the other party to come one by one.

A muscular strong man looked at Zheng Qian with contempt and a sense of superiority: "Don't be great because you know a few lines of poetry, it is up to us warriors to really defend our relatives, and it is we warriors who really throw our heads and spill blood!" ”

"What the hell are you trying to say?"

"I want to say, you can chant poetry, but you are asking for hardship in competition with me, a person who has been practicing hard since childhood!"

The other party has already put on a posture, and Zheng Qian is still standing lazily in the center of the martial arts arena, since the other party is so proud and complacent, Zheng Qian is not polite, I saw Zheng Qian gesturing to the other seven people and said: "Don't stand together for the other seven, I'll let you have your hands!" ”

"To deal with you, I am enough alone, the arrogant child is waiting to die!"

The strong man thought that Zheng Qian didn't know how powerful he was, and rushed towards Zheng Qian with his fist, Zheng Qian dodged sideways, and then jumped up and kicked the back of the opponent's head, and the other party couldn't stand on his feet and lay on the ground in a dog-eating posture. This trick solved a big man, which made the officials even more surprised to grow their mouths, and just now they created a classic five-character quatrain, which is already a great god.

Now he actually kicked down a strong man again, and this strong man is much stronger than himself, this person is simply poisonous!

Awesome my brother!

Under the signal of Ma Wencai's eyes, the other three strong men rushed towards Zheng Qian, the three strong men were extremely cautious and nervous, obviously frightened by Zheng Qian's critical blow just now, one of the strong men rushed to the front, and what he wanted was to knock this guy down within one move, and never let this guy have room to fight back.

Marven Cai looked at the posture of the three strong men hungry tigers and sheep, and smiled in his heart, this time you are awesome, look at the door of my house's courtyard, and in an instant, I will beat you all over the ground to find teeth, let you hold my fairy, let you be in the limelight, and give me a hard beating!

The rest of the officials were also stunned, two fists are hard to beat with four hands, this literary god will not be beaten up.

Zhu Yingtai also folded his hands and prayed, Zheng Qian had just created four poems in a row that had surprised Zhu Yingtai, his future husband was so powerful, what else did he worship Wang Xianzhi, I originally thought that I didn't say a few words to my idol Wang Xianzhi last time on the boat, and I was a little melancholy, I was going to know Wang Xianzhi the next time I saw him, but I had a husband, and my husband would definitely be jealous of himself to get to know other men, so Zhu Yingtai could only give up. Now that his husband is so powerful, he even let the first genius of Chang'an bow down at his feet, and he still worships Wang Xianzhi for what he does, and it will be over if he worships his husband every day.

Now watching Fujun being besieged by three people, Zhu Yingtai's heart has risen, and they all say that Fujun fights very well, but it is difficult to defeat both hands and four hands, can Fujun defeat so many people, remember that last time in Xiaohutong, Fujun fought eight people alone, this person should not be a problem.

As soon as Zhu Yingtai finished thinking about it, Zheng Qian kicked the fierce mouth of the first strong man who rushed up, and the strong man was kicked and flew up, and suddenly hit the body of another strong man behind him, and the two of them both fell and rolled together.

Zheng Qian didn't waste time at all, he kicked the stomach of the last strong man, and the strong man was kicked away and fell directly off the stage.

"Let's go together!"

When Zheng Qian said this, no one thought that Zheng Qian was pretending to be forced, and they all thought that this was a kind of awesome performance, because Zheng Qian didn't say one by one, and he could kill with one kick, and everyone was complaining, why not go together, isn't this delaying the world of this literary master and martial arts master?

It wasn't until today that I really understood the role of my husband, and I blamed myself for being stupid, and I had been obsessed with that thing before.

"Amitabha!" Just when Marven was about to faint in frustration, the crowd suddenly gave way, and a team of monks walked out of the crowd and walked in the direction of the stage. The leading monk looks like an old dragon bell, with a white beard and a golden robe, and his hands are folded, which is completely in the posture of a monk. He was followed by eighteen young monks dressed in yellow silk and covered in muscles.

Looking at the appearance of this old monk, a scholar in the crowd suddenly shouted: "It's Master Huiyuan, the abbot of Donglin Temple!" ”

"Could it be that this master is the Tongtian mage who claims to know the heavens and the earth, ghosts and gods!"

"I heard that on the day the archmage was born, there was a vision of thunder and lightning, and many people saw lightning soaring in the sky like dragons!" The more everyone talked, the more miraculous it became, and a scholar couldn't help but say something that was falsely rumored: "I heard that even the king of heaven has to be honored as a teacher, and the king of heaven is also canonized in Donglin Temple as a national temple, and he is in charge of sacrifices and life and death together with Lord Taichang!" ”

"This is true, my father once went to Donglin Temple to give charity, where it is magnificent, even the pillars are painted with gold paint, the Buddha statues inside are all golden, and there is even a golden-bodied Buddha more than three meters high in the backyard, my father is really a little embarrassed to touch his pocket!"

"That's where my cousin became a monk, and I heard that the treatment there is good, and he drinks good wine and eats meat......

"It's okay to eat meat at once......"

"Don't talk nonsense, Zen Master Huiyuan is a real master, and he is really a master worthy of our respect and love......" A scholar looked at Master Huiyuan with respectful face: "The older generation probably knows that Zen Master Huiyuan traveled all over the world to do good all his life before he was old, but the wind, frost, rain and snow have been ignored, and even some plague places Zen Master Huiyuan is not afraid at all, I heard that ten years ago, Zen Master Huiyuan gave a piece of meat to a family who was about to starve to death due to famine, and then disappeared for a long time, Later, I learned that Zen Master Huiyuan was powerless to save that family, and that piece of meat was the meat on his leg! ”

"Master Huiyuan, he is really a monk who deserves respect!"

After listening to this paragraph, the scholars inside and outside all looked at Master Huiyuan with respect, and it was really right for Master Huiyuan to have a good life now.

This Master Huiyuan walked to the stage with everyone's lofty eyes, after all, the legend has said that this master is a demigod living in the world, and the new student of Luo Hong Academy on the stage is also impressive, and has even reached the title of a great god in the eyes of some scholars who really understand literature.

Just when everyone was curious about why this master came to this small academy, the master's extremely ethereal voice sounded: "Master Zheng, I didn't expect that it would be better to meet when I saw it today, I don't know if you can read a letter from Lao Wei to Master Zheng last night?" ”

"Read ......"

"Master Zheng, I hope you can turn back, don't insist on making mistakes and mistakes, so that you will go farther and farther and more wrong!" Master Huiyuan folded his hands in front of Zheng and recited Amitabha: "Master Zheng, you are just a businessman and an official, why do you deceive everyone that you are a disciple of an immortal, and you can lead some people to become immortals after death, why do you want to deceive the people of the world with wild words?" ”

Zheng Qian also laughed, this old man called someone to write yesterday and said that he wanted to expose his lies in person and give everyone a real world.

Zheng Qian understands that this is actually his own violation of some people's interests, since he accidentally became a disciple of the immortals, he set off an mp4mp3 fairy frenzy, even the mirror and small wooden combs and toothbrushes and were clothed with the shadow of the fairy world, this has nothing to do with Zheng Qian, it is all the people of this dynasty themselves think so, Zheng Qian will not be stupid and say what official certificate will be announced, when the time comes, people will ask if it is not a fairy thing, where is it, then Zheng Qian is only speechless.

Later, even the emperor believed that he was a disciple of the immortals, and often mentioned himself in the palace from time to time.

Since there is mp4, the number of times the emperor goes to Donglin Temple has decreased significantly, and even only once in the past few months, the emperor often goes to worship the Buddha, in order to pray for the immortal to become an immortal or something after death, but after mp4, it is obvious that there is already the capital to become an immortal after death, and this Donglin Temple will naturally fall out of favor.

So looking at the declining Donglin Temple, even the monks of the temple couldn't eat good meat, so the host master had to take action.

As long as you prove that you are stronger than Zheng Qian, then your temple will be able to establish its prestige.

"Since the master is a high-ranking monk, why is he blindly seeking the reputation and interests of this mortal world, and the master is not afraid of cultivation?"

"Master Zheng, this is the task entrusted to me by the Buddha, and my task is to carry forward my Buddha's ......" Master Huiyuan looked like he had become an immortal and had attained the Tao, and kept despising Zheng Qian: "May I ask Master Zheng, since you said that you are a disciple of the immortals, then the old man, may I ask the donor, have you really seen the immortals?" ”

"I don't have any opinions about the master, let alone the temple and the monks, I know a real abbot who is far away from the world, I often go to play chess with him, guide some little monks to practice martial arts, prove that I also have a Buddha fate, I didn't want to stand on the opposite side of the master, because it is not good for me or the master, but why is the master aggressive?"

"Master Zheng, please don't change the topic, you haven't answered Lao Wei's question yet, have you really seen the immortals?"

"Then I ask the master, since you said that the Buddha handed it over to you, do you think you have seen the Buddha?"

"Lao Qu is fortunate to have seen the Buddha's side, and the Buddha's whole body is sprinkled with golden light, giving me the immortal mana of the sword mountain and the sea of fire!" Master Huiyuan solemnly untied the golden robe on his body: "The Buddha said that I will not go to hell, who will go to hell, for the sake of thousands of lives in this world, I am willing to go to this mortal world today to endure the suffering of this time in the sword mountain and the sea of fire, and I also hope that Master Zheng can wake up!" ”

At this time, a wooden column full of daggers was buried on the side of the stage, in the process Master Huiyuan has been closing his eyes tightly and clasping his hands together, a calm and calm appearance that knows his chest, a little monk used one of the blades to cut a rope, those scholars were scared to gasp when they saw that it was a real knife, and the only person who dared to go up to the knife mountain was probably sitting there was only this Master Huiyuan who had become an immortal.

When the pillar was erected, Master Huiyuan was waited by a little monk to hold his shoes, and walked to the wooden pillar barefoot.

Zhu Yingtai was so frightened that he didn't dare to look at it, Zhu Yingtai was timid, he attached himself to Zheng Qian's side and buried his face in front of Zheng Qian's murder.

Master Huiyuan grabbed the blade of the previous dagger with both hands, slowly raised one left foot, stepped on the first dagger, and then stepped on the other dagger, and then stood firmly on the blade with two feet.

This old man must be a fake monk, a fake monk pretending to be a showman.

"Oh my God!"

"This is awesome for my brother!"

"Master Huiyuan must have the blessing of the gods and Buddhas to be safe on the knife mountain, that crazy dagger that can easily cut off even a rope, don't you see that Master Huiyuan has been as calm as Mount Tai?" A scholar took the lead and folded his hands sincerely at Master Huiyuan.

After that, a group of scholars also firmly believed that Master Huiyuan had seen the Buddha, otherwise how could they be safe and sound on the knife mountain, and in everyone's exclamations one after another, Master Huiyuan climbed step by step towards the pillar, which made many scholars shake their heads and express disbelief.

Zhu Yingtai glanced at it and hurriedly passed it over in fright: "Zheng Qian, do you say that Master Huiyuan is really the mana given by the Buddha, otherwise how can he not be injured?" ”

"This is more complicated, first of all, it is not enough to have a certain technique, but also to practice the feet frequently, so that the soles of the feet have a thick layer of cocoons as protection, and then through Newton's laws through the skills to make the center of the foot a large area of force, in order to reduce the bearing ...... of that force"

"Newton?"

"Why, do you know Newton, too?"

"Yes, when I cooked, I knew that beef had to be stewed to be delicious......

Zheng Qian was speechless when he heard it, what the hell is this damn four-dimensional advanced consciousness, and looked at Zhu Yingtai jokingly: "In the future, you will know that the cow can be eaten even if it is not cooked......"

At this time, the first half of Master Huiyuan's acrobatic performance was over, and then everyone looked at a row of stones that had been placed on the burning of a lot of branches and broken leaves, or something, and a moment later a monk threw a piece of cloth on the stone covered by branches and leaves, only to see that the rag immediately caught fire. In this way, the goosebumps of all the officials are up, and if you want to step on it, it will not be burned!

However, Master Huiyuan was not afraid, I saw that Master Huiyuan still looked calm, maybe he would do some light work, Master Huiyuan stepped on three steps and made two steps on a fire road eight or nine meters long, and took a few steps to the opposite side.

This group of officials shook their heads and expressed their invulnerability, they all thought that Master Huiyuan's body had reached the point of being invulnerable, if it wasn't invulnerable, why wouldn't he get hurt when he went up the knife mountain, and if he didn't get hurt when he didn't go to the point of fire and water?

A scholar couldn't help but sigh: "Master Huiyuan is estimated to have reached the point of immortality of the golden body!" ”

"I guess it's about the same!"

"We actually met Master Huiyuan, the legendary living Buddha, we are really lucky, I will definitely tell my family when I go home!"

After arriving at the opposite side, a monk waited for Master Huiyuan to put on shoes, put on a robe, and after putting it on, Master Huiyuan came straight to Zheng Qian: "Master Zheng, the ability of the old man is given by the Buddha, if the master of Zheng can go up this knife mountain like the old man, and go down to this sea of fire, then the old man will have nothing to say, and after going back, my temple will be disbanded, but if the master Zheng can't, then please don't confuse the world and let the world take a detour!" ”

Before Zheng Qian could speak, a scholar shouted loudly for Zheng Qian: "Yes!" ”

And Zheng Qian has now become an idol in the hearts of the top students, this unattractive college freshman can actually kick down a bully, and can actually create four top poems in one go, which can already be called a miracle of the great god, even if he can't go up the knife mountain and go down the sea of fire, there is nothing, but these scholars also hope that Zheng Qian can create a miracle again, and another scholar also shouted "Yes!" ”

Zheng Qian, who was silent for a while, spoke: "Go up the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire, I can't do ......"

No one was surprised to hear this, after all, Zheng Qian was not a real god, and it was understandable that there were one or two things that could not be done.

Zheng Qian didn't guarantee that he would get hurt if he did it, after all, he hadn't performed this kind of acrobatics, although he knew that the principle cocoon was quite thick, but he was not a novice and couldn't hurt his foot for this little thing, and he still had a lot to do.

Wang Xianzhi was a little disappointed, but he felt that he was still asking too much, and his teacher was not a person who could do anything after all.

Zhu Yingtai also feels that his husband is already very powerful, no need to be powerful, it is this big monk who bullied his husband, and he used to follow his parents and sisters to the temple to ask for a sign, but now he feels that the temple should not go.

"Master Zheng, you call yourself a disciple of the immortals, you won't have nothing to learn at all, in that case, then you tell everyone as agreed that you are not a disciple of the so-called immortals, this is all a lie from you!"

"Master, I can't go up the sword mountain and go down to the sea of fire without proving that I don't know anything, everyone has their own strengths, and there are many ways to divide spells."

Everyone didn't know what Zheng Qian's words meant, and whether there were still peaks and loops.

Wang Xianzhi was also strange at first, but suddenly felt that this sentence was somewhat familiar, as if his own teacher said this sentence on the boat that day, and then he painted a painting that can be called a delicate masterpiece, and then created a five-word quatrain, becoming a milestone figure of the five-word quatrain, an ancestor-level figure.

"What do you mean by that?"

"Master, I can wash my hands in a boiling oil pot, is this a stunt?"

Hearing this, the audience was in an uproar, washing hands in the oil pot, this is better than the sword mountain and the sea of fire below, which god is this unattractive freshman?

At this time, a group of Zheng Qian's subordinates brought a pot filled with oil, and when they passed in front of those scholars, each scholar glanced at the pot, and at a glance concluded that it was really oil, these scholars were all excited, and they thought that it would be over after watching a few scenes, but they didn't expect the first-grade showdown to involve a god-level character, and this character passed five levels and killed six generals for a while.

Now one by one, I have gone up the knife mountain and down to the sea of fire, washing my hands in the oil pot, and I have seen so many miracles today, even if I have not lived in vain in this life.

"Master, do you know why I dare to wash my hands in this oil pot, because this oil pot is not an ordinary oil pot, it can change whether a person is kind or not, whether he is a person who lives for others sincerely, if he has evil thoughts, he will inevitably be burned, and the more evil thoughts, the more serious the burns!" Zheng Qian turned his back and looked like I was a magic stick, but I don't know how unfathomable this appearance is in the eyes of others.

Master Huiyuan glanced at Zheng Shenzhu, knowing that Zheng Shenstick was coming at him, and after thinking about it, Master Huiyuan suddenly had a notice: "Since Master Zheng is a disciple of the immortals, he naturally has mana, and naturally he can't distinguish between good and evil, if you want to prove that what Master Zheng said is right, you still need to find a person with a sincere heart!" ”

"It just so happens that there is a scholar named Zhu Yingtai next to me, and she is a person who is sincere and sincere in the bottom of her heart!"

"Me?"

Zhu Yingtai was still in a daze, and he was pulled to the front by Zheng Qianyi without knowing what was going on, and then Zheng Qianqian said to Zhu Yingtai with an order: "Put your hand in the oil pot, wash your hands well, and wipe it with the clean rag on my hand after washing!" ”

Hearing that Zheng Qian let himself put his hand into this boiling oil pot, Zhu Yingtai was almost scared: "What did you say? ”

"Put your hand in the pan!"

"No, no, I really don't dare ......"

"It's okay, you don't have to be afraid!" Zheng Qian grabbed Zhu Yingtai's right wrist and put it in the oil pot, Zhu Yingtai was so frightened that he was about to cry, he wanted to struggle and because of his mosquito strength he couldn't struggle Zheng Qian's strength, and Zheng Qian was his future husband, secretly his personality and education Zhu Yingtai would not resist Zheng Qian's decision, let alone punch and kick Zheng Qian, and Zhu Yingtai, who was trying to find a reason, was anxious to die.

"Actually, I stole cake last night, I'm not a sincere person!"

"It doesn't matter!"

"I also killed a mosquito, I hurt a little life, so I will definitely be punished by the gods!"

"It's fine!"

"Actually, I think I went too far yesterday, I shouldn't have told Liang Shanbo about it, let alone disobey you, wearing women's clothes to perform a woman jumping into the river, the most important thing should be that I shouldn't have peeked at you out of curiosity, but it has been very uncomfortable there......" Zhu Yingtai was also frightened, forgetting that in public, his hands were going to be put in the oil pot Zhu Yingtai how could she not collapse, she was most afraid of pain, Zhu Yingtai saw that admitting mistakes didn't work, so she retired second:" I still have to write and eat with my right hand, I really can't lose it, if you like it, cook my left hand! ”

"Wash your hands, wash your hands with both hands......"

Seeing this scene, the officials sighed for a while, not to mention whether Zhu Yingtai is a man or a woman, in short, if she looks so beautiful, she must be a woman, but some ingenious scholars have already discovered the problem, because Zhu Yingtai is very curious about something, and he can still hold it, so there should be seventy percent of the little brother who is a man, Zhu Yingtai is curious, doesn't the little brother prove that he doesn't have it, Zhu Yingtai doesn't have a little brother and can't prove that Zhu Yingtai is a woman?

This monk never thought that Zhu Yingtai was a man, Zhu Yingtai was beautiful and wore women's clothes, although somehow he was not fierce, but this is also 100% female. The students of these academies think that Zhu Yingtai is a man all year round, and at this time they also need a valid reason why Zhu Yingtai is not a man.

But what everyone is speechless about is that this man really doesn't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, and he can do this kind of thing by putting the hands of beautiful women in the oil pan and frying.

If it weren't for Zheng Qian's kicking of the big man one by one, this group of people would have attacked him in groups.

Many people have the urge to blow up their hands for Zhu Yingtai, but looking at the loud oil pot, these people are so frightened that they retract their hands.

"Then you remember, you must not want me......" Zhu Yingtai was pitiful, this time he made up his mind and didn't need Zheng Qian's assist, he directly put his hands into the oil pot, and after reaching into the oil pot, Zhu Yingtai didn't care about the three seven twenty-one miserable scream: "Ah! ”

"You feel whether it is hot or not, and you decide whether to shout or not......"

"Hey, it's not hot, it seems to be very warm......" Zhu Yingtai looked at his white and delicate little hands that were fried in the oil pot in surprise, and confirmed that his hands were indeed fried in the oil pot, but why was it not hot, he thought that he could be fried into the shape of a pig's knuckle. Zhu Yingtai was a little embarrassed when he remembered what he looked like just now, like a person who fell into the water and shouted for help, and found that the water had just reached his ankles.

Warm......

Looking at Zhu Yingtai's uninjured hand, these people were a little trembling in surprise, shock, and fear, how could this boiling oil pot not be hot?

Zheng Qian said that it is because the density of vinegar is greater than that of oil, and the boiling point temperature of vinegar is only about 40 degrees, and the vinegar in the oil will definitely sink to the bottom of the oil, and then when the torch is lit, what boils is actually just vinegar, so it looks like boiling oil, but in fact it is just more than 40 degrees of vinegar.

Zheng Qian wiped Zhu Yingtai's hand, Zhu Yingtai was so frightened that he was about to cry, but there are so many people here, he must find a time to cry when he goes back.

"Master, you have also seen that not only Zhu Yingtai can put his hands in this oil pot to wash, but I can do the same, which proves that what I said is true, right?"

"What about this ......"

"Master, now you have seen this situation, if you don't put your hand inside, then everyone will definitely suspect that you don't dare, so why don't you dare, that is, what did you do to be unsightly, right?" Zheng Shenguo has long known that this Master Tongtian is a fake monk, and the monk who plays chess in Bao'en Temple knows that he is a murderer who pretends to be a murderer in order to cover up his identity, and then the business is getting bigger and bigger, and he has opened a branch, and there are more and more monks. Now that the temple is full of gold, his powerful accomplices are now also happy in it, and they are pretending to be Master Huiyuan, and it is not bad for him to provoke himself and teach him a lesson today.

"Amitabha, I might as well go to hell who goes to hell, Lao Gu naturally lives in this world with a clear conscience......"

Master Huiyuan glanced at Zhu Yingtai's hand, nothing special, there was no scar on the fine skin and tender meat, although I don't know what was going on, but there must be something strange in it, and now if I don't put it in, it proves that I have a ghost in my heart.

Master Huiyuan's previous work was also to put his head in the waistband, so he didn't ink and put his hands into the oil pot, but Master Huiyuan was not stupid, he tentatively put a left hand into a small piece of it and experimented with a small handful, but he didn't expect that although the heat was a little unbearable, it was still within the range of human bearing.

Master Huiyuan smiled, and he wanted to embarrass me, a high-ranking monk.

Zheng Qian also smiled, the current oil temperature has increased because the vinegar has been cooked, and the temperature of the oil has heated up quickly, and Master Huiyuan will definitely not be able to pull it out if he is not prepared.

So Master Huiyuan put his two hands inside, and just wanted to move, he heard a strong smell of barbecue, and Master Huiyuan's hands, who had no defense, were fried on the outside and inside, and his hands turned red in an instant.

"Ahh

Master Huiyuan screamed like a stupid pig, and a scholar just wanted to say that he felt that it was hot or not, and decided to shout or not, and when he saw that Master Huiyuan's hands were fried, they were fried.

Master Huiyuan sat on the ground and hugged his hands so painfully that he had been rolling on the ground, looking at Zheng Qian angrily and wanting to swallow Zheng Qiansheng alive, he didn't understand how the oil that wasn't hot just now was when he just relaxed and wanted to wash his hands, he suddenly couldn't stand the heat.

Master Huiyuan was angry, kicked on the bracket with oil, but he didn't expect the bracket to be unsturdy and collapsed, due to the inertia of the oil pot suddenly spilled towards the Huiyuan Zen Master who was lying on the ground and rolling, Master Huiyuan didn't have time to dodge all of a sudden the oil was spilled on his legs, and there was another violent scream.

Oil is something that is extremely easy to catch fire, and Zen Master Huiyuan kicked over the oil pan and spilled the oil on the fire below, which also made the fire below more vigorous. A flame splashed on the crotch of Zen Master Huiyuan's oily pants, and suddenly the crotch of his pants caught up with lightning speed. Zen Master Huiyuan estimated that he hadn't seen the yellow calendar when he went out today, otherwise why did Zheng Qian get an oil pot and fry his whole body, not to mention, and burned his crotch.

"Quick, quick, put out the fire!"

Those little monks were also more violent, and directly turned Master Huiyuan over, and trampled on the fire with a crackling kick.

It is estimated that Master Huiyuan's younger brother can't use it, but Master Huiyuan is a monk, and the younger brother is really useless.

Master Huiyuan was dying and didn't forget to bite Zheng Qian all the time, only to see Master Huiyuan pointing at Zheng Qian weakly: "It's just an oil pot What do you want to prove, aren't you a disciple of immortals, immortals live high in the sky, so why don't you go to heaven, is it that immortals don't let you go to heaven?" ”

"Master Huiyuan, I think you should take more breaks and talk less, and go back and smear some beef sauce for a year and a half, maybe it will be better......"

"Since you are an immortal, what are you doing in the world, why don't you go to heaven?"

"I'm in heaven, and I didn't say I didn't go to heaven!" Zheng Qian didn't expect such a modern sentence, why don't you go to the sky, Master Huiyuan actually beat the advance amount thousands of years ago so far, I really can't admire it, looking at everyone's eyes, I obviously have a deep belief in my own spells, but after I received Master Huiyuan's letter last night, in order to ensure that nothing goes wrong, I prepared three, and it would be a waste not to show it, so I asked someone to bring a basket with a rope as thick as a wrist in it, and the basket was still on the stage with the rope.

"Master, the disciple accumulates virtue and good deeds for the master in the world, and preaches the mp3 and mp4 for the master to go to the fairy world and distributes them to the destined people, but I didn't expect that many people said that the disciple is a demon, and said that the appearance of the disciple in the world caused a demon wind, and asked the master to give the disciple a passage to heaven together, and pick up the disciple to heaven!"

This mp4 and mp3 and the fact that he is a disciple of the immortal is now suspected by many people, many ministers in the court have played the book to let the emperor arrest Zheng Qian on the charge of bewitching the public, so once Zheng Qian can't prove that he is a disciple of the immortal, he will be arrested, of course, a thousand ways and ten thousand Zheng Qian will not be caught.

One of the things Zheng Qian has to do today is to block Youyou's mouth and prove that he is really a disciple of the immortals.

Zheng Shenstick stretched out his hands to the sky, and stomped three times unhurriedly under his feet, at this time the sky had become coincidentally cloudy, which was definitely a big help that Zheng Qian did not expect, after all, the weather forecast on Zheng Qian's mobile phone was not good, every day was sunny, twenty degrees during the day and twenty degrees at night.

"Please Master give your disciples a path to heaven!"

As soon as Zheng Shenzhu finished speaking, the rope in the frame moved, and one end of the rope was pulled by an invisible hand, and it was pulled straight into the sky, it seemed that Zheng Shenstick's master who was a god was using this rope to build a road to heaven for Zheng Shenstick.

Those scholars were pale with fright in the thunder and lightning in the broad daylight, if they didn't know that Zheng Shenzhu's master was an immortal and not a ghost, these people would have been frightened by this strange scene and fled, but these hundreds of scholars felt incredible, the man in front of him was really a disciple of an immortal.

Zheng Shenstick didn't ink, grabbed the rope and hung his whole body up, but Zheng Shenstick didn't dare to climb up because he was afraid of breaking the stick inside. At this time, Zhu Yingtai couldn't care about other hurried walks over, is his husband really going to heaven, what should he do with Sister Mulan, is he a widow if he hasn't become a concubine, Zhu Yingtai was so frightened that he hurriedly stopped: "Zheng Qian, what should you do if you leave the people who care about you and Sister Mulan?" ”

"That's right, I can't leave yet!" Zheng Qian hurriedly got down the slope and got off the donkey, and the rope was still being pulled by the invisible hand towards the straight sky.

At this time, the master of Huiyuan shouted: "There must be a ghost on that rope, don't be afraid, go and grab that rope!" ”

But no one paid attention to Master Huiyuan, they were all stunned, you said that there were ghosts, and let us catch them, and we are not the disciples of the gods who go to catch ghosts!