Hollywood director Tim Burton, one day had a brainstorm and wanted to make a science fiction film with great cross-era significance, Jack Nicholson (Departed), Pierce Brosnan (does anyone still know 007), Sarah Jessica Parker (Sex and the City) Natalie Portman (this killer is not too cold), these well-known characters immediately chased after to star in this movie, a very black humor and ironic absurd story. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Of course, Wang Jie heard the strange plot of this wonderful movie intermittently from Barnes, saying that one day, a group of Martians came to the periphery of the earth, and the President of the United States found a brick family called the beast, studied the language of the aliens, and judged whether its intention was peaceful, but the beast he found was the real "brick family", "called the beast", misjudged, and regarded the invader Martian as a good person. When humans became angry, they used the atomic bomb, but the huge energy was absorbed by the aliens.

Just when human beings were helpless in the face of the Martians' burning and looting, an old grandmother pounced and roared, ah no, her old man didn't roar, but the high-frequency music she listened to, which could directly kill the aliens, and this sentimental song resonated with or very close to the Martian heart beating frequency (or organ vibration frequency), resulting in death.

co-authored the whole play, that is, the Martian first abused a handful of earthlings, and then was killed by the music listened to by an old lady who couldn't stand up, Wang Jie smiled bitterly, what is he doing with this, he has seen a lot of martial arts movies, but in this science fiction film, how to play.

Director Tim Burton was talking to a couple of people, including an old woman in a wheelchair and a young man, and he said, "Natalie is now assuming this is the White House, ah, the White House behind the ruins, and there is a row of bands next to it, but not now, it's good that the band is standing there, so when the time comes, invite them to come, don't interrupt, haha, you're the president's daughter, and now it's up to you to give awards to the heroes who defeated the aliens." ”

Tim directed the girl named Natalie to move around, pointed and said, "When the time comes, the camera will be in that position, you know, okay, you have a good sense of the camera." ”

When this section was finally finished, Tim saw Wang Jie, and walked over with great interest, saying, "Oh, our little hero, you're here." ”

Wang Jie didn't know what to say, so he still greeted politely, and Tim said, "Have you read the script, do you like the play I arranged?" ”

Wang Jie said: "I'm sorry, I just arrived, and I'm watching your performance, so I haven't done it yet." ”

Tim hugged Wang Jie's shoulders very affectionately, and when they met for the first time, they were very affectionate, saying, "You're looking at Natalie, she's the idol goddess of boys of your age." ”

Since Wang Jie really hadn't seen this killer before, he was not too cold, so Wang Jie was only embarrassed, and he said: "What kind of scene do you need me to play." ”

Tim saw Wang Jie's face flush, laughed, and said: "It's very simple, the other scenes are very simple, there is nothing difficult, it is just a fight scene, can you still do the Chinese kung fu that day, one person knocks down a group of people?" ”

Speaking, he "Erda" sounded, learned a Bruce Lee, Wang Jie understood what he meant, this kind of scene, in Hong Kong and Taiwan martial arts films, Wang Jie does not know that in this era Hollywood martial arts industry has not been occupied by many Chinese, that until John Woo's face change and Keanu's matrix empire, Hollywood gradually began to "invent" the position of martial arts, and was directly occupied by China's massive practitioners.

He said sincerely: "If you want to shoot such a set of shots, I think it's fine, by the way, you have to fight with a few people." ”

"You're going to fight a bunch of Martians." Tim said lightly, and then pulled over a model, green clothes, green head, and the head was a disgusting look with his brain exposed, and then he became smiling and said, "The Martians in the whole movie are made in the computer, and these are effect models." ”

He pointed to a wall with a green background in the distance and said, "When it's time to shoot, you're there to make a fight, and then the computer will add you to the beaten Martians." ”

Is that okay too? Wang Jie generally understood Tim's train of thought, in fact, he has also watched a few later movies in the past few days, and he also knows that these movies are made with computer technology, just like that Jurassic Park, looking for a chance to watch this movie of Martians playing with the earth, anyway, the roll is only 1 o'clock, and the flower is up, he said: "Then I understand, I'll go change my clothes now, just a few minutes, and then show you what I can do first." ”

Has Wang Jie studied martial arts before, no.

Not only have I not learned martial arts, but I have never learned any military boxing, taekwondo, and Jeet Kune Do, and I have only learned the eighth set of broadcast gymnastics......

But he had the help of gems.

5 minutes is fine.

In the setting of the gem, it is believed that these various boxing techniques and moves are all a kind of thing, which is collectively called physical arts, Wang Jie quickly understood the trick, originally, Chinese kung fu does not have the current "routine" that every move and every style is rigid, but the training of various battles. It's like the novel he read, in the Lu Ding Ji, Wei Xiaobao said to the old monk Chengguan, "You said that there are six ways to avoid and seven ways to counterattack, but in fact, why do you have to be so Luoli Luosuo?" There is only one way to fight back, which can defeat her, and the other twelve will learn from him, wouldn't it be much easier? ”

Physical skills are the general term for these dodge methods, counterattack methods, and attack methods, and in the face of every move of the opponent, how to choose the way to shoot is another thing that needs to be honed.

The physical skills that the gem can provide to him need to have requirements for strength and agility, the strength needs to reach 60, and the agility is 100, and Wang Jie has practiced day and night through this time, and his values are:

Strength: 63

Dexterity: 95

Endurance: 55

Memorize Thinking: 97

Perception: 65

Spell affinity: 70

To get agility to 100, and then learn physical skills with gemstones, Wang Jie used 15 points, and there were 26 points left.

He closed his eyes, felt the changes in his body, and a warm current slipped out of the gem, all over his body, all the way to his head, and for a moment, all kinds of images symbolizing the movements of the move swirled in his head, punches, legs, somersaults, and after a while, he opened his eyes.

Gemstones are omnipotent, so he is also omnipotent.

He simply learned all kinds of martial arts movements and physical skills at the beginning, and his smile became brighter and brighter.

After changing into a sportswear bought in advance, Wang Jie returned to the studio from the changing room and "performed" a few martial arts movements in front of everyone.

After the fight, he felt that he was still unsatisfied, and under the temptation of 10 points, he was determined to play well, so he said to Director Tim: "Mr. Director, I play like this, I feel that there is no effect, can I refer to the object." ”

"What kind of reference."

Wang Jie pointed to the Martian model over there and said, "That should be very sturdy." ”

"Oh, you said that," Tim said, "We did a lot, and in the final plot, there are a lot of shots of Martian corpses, made of plastic, it must be very strong." ”

Wang Jie pulled the Martian over, at this time, a circle of people were smiling and watching, after arranging, Wang Jie gathered a Tai Chi power in his hand, but not triggered, after he kicked a roundabout kick, the Martian was directly kicked away by this force, over the crowd, smashed into the far wall, Wang Jie specifically aimed at the place where there was no one, drew a beautiful arc, and kicked directly far away.

Everyone applauded, and Tim said with satisfaction: "Enough, enough, the animation compositing is very simple, okay, Barnes, take the contract, let's use him, arrange the makeup and costumes for him." ”

Wang Jie said to his uncle, "That's it." ”

The uncle smiled and said, "That's good, it's perfect." ”

The contract is very complicated, there are more than a dozen contents, dividing the rights and obligations of both parties, as well as compensation for various accidental injuries and other situations, etc., Wang Jie read page by page, in a small living room, he read quickly, although the salary of 20,000 US dollars is not as much as he earns once he goes to basketball betting, but for the sake of the points later, he has to endure it.

In fact, in this movie, most people don't get much paid, basically these big names are interested in Tim's status, so they came to play this play, who doesn't know, just as the real protagonists of Jurassic Park are those dinosaurs, the protagonists of Martians playing with the earth are obviously these Martians who grow their brains outside.

Uncle and Wang Jie studied the contract together and said, "Hey, you have been staying in the crew for the past few days, they have arranged everything, it is too far from here to home, it is really inconvenient, work hard, your first movie." I'll go see a lawyer."

"Yes, uncle."

Wang Jie found a secluded place, spent a little time to watch the Martian play on the earth, when he watched the movie, he could practice the power of Tai Chi at the same time, compared with the director's assistant Barnes to explain to himself, Wang Jie watched the version of the movie, the original plot of the black boxing coach was cut, but the challenge with the Martians, hand-to-hand combat was handed over to Wang Jie.

As a multi-threaded narrative movie, the original story content of the black man was shared by several other people, and Wang Jie played a young man who likes martial arts, after the alien incident came, until he fled, and then in order to cover the other people to be able to get on the plane and escape, he turned back and went head-to-head with the Martians, one person singled out a group of them, and at the end of the shot, it was these Martians who surrounded him and pressed him to the bottom, and the next day, after the Martian was finished, Wang Jie would have the final shot, stepping on a Martian's head, There will also be green juice coming out of it.

This is Tim's whim after watching Wang Jie deal with those gangsters, in this similar plot, a person beats up the people around him.

The plot of a man and a group of Martian monsters obviously made Tim feel bright, and in this black humor movie, rationality never says what the director likes.

Wang Jie's first movie, a small supporting role, the Martian played the earth, and the filming started.