Chapter 7: Vulna, see if I don't shoot you in the face
Through the system, Lu Yang and Alexander looked at Hou Jie, who had eaten a whole black and bright ability fruit, as if they were observing some novel species, and a few seconds later, the boat of friendship overturned. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
The corners of Lu Yang's mouth twitched and recalled the fruit of the ability that looked exactly the same as JJ, and pinched the fat cat next to him who was burping: "Peaty, this is what you spent a day to come up with, how did the tall ability fruit become a little JJ, can you still play well." ”
Thinking of the scene where several first-generation veterans in the main god space in the future met and might greet each other with what color JJ was eating, Lu Yang felt that the festival all over the ground had passed away in the wind.
"Cough, cough" The fat cat who was pinched by Lu Yang and rolled his eyes heard this, and went crazy on the spot.
"You're a girl, if it weren't for the limited funds, I wouldn't have used the size model of your little JJ to make the shape of this ability fruit, and the violent emotions of nausea and nausea can also produce a lot of spiritual value, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand."
His pupils shrank, and Lu Yang looked at Alexander who was flicking his tail faintly, "My "size"...... By the way, what did you do to me? ”
Looking at Lu Yang, who was already looking for a kitchen knife, Alexander couldn't help coughing dryly: "Ahem...... That,Don't get me wrong.,Ben Meow just finished pulling his stomach at night.,When I'm idle, I looked at it curiously.。 ”
After "......" was silent for two seconds, Lu Yang picked up the kitchen knife he finally found and shouted angrily: "Dead fat cat!" I treat you as a brother, and you want to fall in love with me! ”
"Meow ......"
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Not to mention the pig's feet and fat cats who were already in a hurry to find the festival, in the jungle scene of the main god world, Hou Jie, who had continued to set off to the resource point, had a frighteningly black face, and Zhao Yu, who was following beside him, also had a tangled face.
"That's not right, according to the plot, there must be something good that bursts out after beating the mini-boss! What's more, it's in a place like a novice trial, and the fruit of ability is clearly written on that dingding, is it because he didn't shout the right spell? …… Well! Definitely. Hey, Brother Hou, why don't you try to shout Demacia again? ”
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Ignoring Zhao Yu, who had obsessive-compulsive disorder on the side, Hou Jie didn't say a word with a dark face, after gnawing the fruit of ability, he originally thought that he would mutate, and then he was happy to get superpowers, and since then he has been at the peak of his life, but after waiting for a long time except for releasing a few stinky farts, nothing happened. After trying more than a hundred methods such as opening the door with sesame and Balala Little Demon Fairy, the two of them still didn't find it.
After tossing for a long time, Hou Jie finally had an idea left in his heart: "Peated ...... Lao Tzu will never eat the instant noodles of Laotan sauerkraut again! ”
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After walking for a few more minutes, Zhao Yu, who was trying to persuade Hou Jie to call Demacia, found a touch of gold in a patch of green in his eyes.
"Haha, Brother Hou, I see the resource point." Following the direction pointed by Zhao Yu, after seeing the blinding gold, Hou Jie's original painful mood was much better.
"Let's speed up, the house in this resource spot looks much bigger than the one we first discovered yesterday, and we might be able to find something good."
Full of anticipation, he ran to the golden resource point house, checked that there was nothing abnormal, and Hou Jie took the lead in pushing open the door and walked in.
In a piece of gold, after seeing a small pile of compressed cans and bottled water neatly stacked, the two people immediately cheered.
And the subsequent discovery of several drugs specially used for detoxification made Hou Jie even more pleasantly surprised, for the jungle as many poisonous insects as many as cow hair, he was also palpitating, for fear that one would not pay attention to become "Xiaofang" like Dr. Li. For a mercenary like him, who is accustomed to controlling his own life safety, losing face is secondary, and the loss of action and self-protection ability after poisoning is what he can't bear, but fortunately, the antidote he found this time made him feel a lot more at ease.
However, the biggest surprise was a small silver box that Zhao Yu found when he was rummaging through the cans.
The one-piece box without any gaps is engraved with ghost-like carvings, and only a black display screen full of science and technology is left on the front of the box.
However, Zhao Yu, who decided that there was something good in it, studied it carefully for a long time, but except for feeling that his stomach was growling, he didn't see anything else.
However, looking at Hou Jie next to him, he looked thoughtfully at the ghost drawing talisman on the box, and he seemed to have found something, which made Zhao Yu admire: "It is worthy of the legendary mercenary, and he even knows this kind of ghost drawing talisman." ”
"Brother Zhao, did you find anything?"
Hou Jie groaned, shook his head coldly, and said slowly: "No, but although I can't understand it, I feel very powerful." ”
"Poof!" forcibly swallowed a sentence of "peat" that he almost blurted out, and the corners of Zhao Yu's mouth twitched: "Brother Hou is right, in fact, I think so too." ”
At this moment, the box suddenly changed, and with a "drop" sound, a lifelike cat head suddenly flashed on the black screen on the front of the box, and the mechanical cold and hard sound accompanied by the shaking of the cat head clearly echoed in the ears of the two.
"Please sing the song 'Two Tigers' with emotion, accompanied by accurate body movements, Your Excellency the Lord God has prepared a surprise for the trialists in the chest."
Hou Jie and Zhao Yu glanced at each other with faint eyes, and Qi Qi raised his middle finger to the sky, and a "FUCK" represented the most sincere blessing to the main god in their hearts, and at the same time, the lower limit of the main god was once again refreshed in their hearts.
Then, for the scene where the two men sang in a rough and heroic voice: "Two tigers, run fast, run fast......" and jumped up, the author said that the balance of the festival was insufficient, and he wanted to buy another dozens of catties to use.
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sang and danced three or four times in a row, and the two of them, who were so tired that they couldn't even hold back their urine, finally heard the heavenly voice: "Unlock successfully." ”
After the sound, the surface of the silver box slowly vibrated like the surface of the water, and then gradually melted from the top, revealing the contents of the box.
Looking at it closely, one of the objects made Hou Jie look angry in his heart, evil to the side of the guts, and the sentence "" suddenly erupted from his mouth.
It was a fiery red ability fruit, compared to the one that had been gnawed by Hou Jie, except for the different colors, the other sizes and even the words engraved on it were the same.
Zhao Yu looked at the fiery JJ...... Phew...... The fiery fruit of ability, my heart suddenly swished.
And Hou Jie patted Zhao Yu's shoulder, and said in a tone from a person who came over: "Go, Xiao Zhao, the fruit of this ability can't be wasted, just eat a chicken, calm down." ”
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A minute later, Hou Jie patted a piece of parchment-like thing in his hand from the small silver box, looked at Zhao Yu's pig-liver-colored retching, and happily sighed: "Young people still have too little experience!" ”
Zhao Yu: "......"
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Carrying some food and medicine, after hiding the remaining resources, Hou Jie returned with Zhao Yu, and the journey was smooth, and he did not encounter the expected monsters or anything, but the two of them quickly returned to their destination - the gathering place of the trialists.
Of course, the main god will not be so kind to provide them with a place to live, this so-called trialist gathering place is actually just a name, although a day ago everyone broke up because of the distribution of resources, but in the face of the unknown danger of the jungle and the main god space, all people with normal IQ know the truth that they can survive by huddling together for warmth, so the newcomers who have been divided into four or five teams will collectively choose such a settlement, but what they didn't expect was that it wouldn't be long after, They really survived because of this decision.
Walking into a gathering place with many tents set up with branches and wide leaves, the two people who had gained a lot were watched by a lot of eyes, but there was no bloody scene of someone blocking the road and robbing him, of course, thanks to the pistol pinned to Hou Jie's waist.
However, just when he was about to walk to his tent, there was still a situation, listening to the woman's cry faintly coming from the woods not far away, Hou Jie frowned, and a cold light flashed in his eyes: "Is it still messy?" ”
"Xiao Zhao, you bring these food and medicine back first, and I'll go over and see the situation."
"Hmm" glanced at the woods not far away, Zhao Yu didn't seem to be stunned, and he had to run up to help make trouble. "Brother Hou, then I'll go back first, but if you want me to say, Brother Hou might as well teach Liu San's group a good lesson, and save them from making trouble every day."
Nodding, Hou Jie also had the same thoughts as Zhao Yu in his heart, but it was not just a lesson.
As a mercenary who licks blood every day, Hou Jie doesn't have that much of a virgin mentality to save an irrelevant person, but maintaining the stability of the surface of the gathering place is what he must do, because he doesn't know what kind of danger will happen in the next seven days, so he needs to try to maintain the stability of the gathering place and unite most of the living forces just in case.
And Hou Jie's intuition that he has cultivated over the years of fighting always gives him a faint premonition, which is why he taught Zhao Yu along the way, that is, he hopes to have one more helper, and in this case, when someone destroys his layout, Hou Jie is also very welcome to have someone to kill him and make an example.
A cold light flashed in his eyes, Hou Jie walked quickly to the corner of the road, and quickly burrowed into the jungle, but the scene in the woods made him frown.
In the dark woods, a tall bald man in a flower shirt was followed by three or four sturdy men with flower arms tattoos, and hugged two sisters together, who looked extremely beautiful and looked very similar. (Reader:, can the author stop the water, what happened, don't I wait for the old driver to know, I know the blind water every day.) …… Author: Oh, don't care about these details, the water is healthier! )
The tall bald man is Liu San, who has suppressed many newcomers with his sanda and ruthlessness after practicing for several years, and because of this, he has entangled a few newcomers who have mixed with the society and become the captain of a small team. A day ago, when I first found the first resource point, it was Liu San and a few people who were tinkering with food and fresh water below, if it wasn't for Hou Jie's shot at his feet to scare him, he might not have known what the chaos would have been.
Frowning and looking at Liu San who was smiling lewdly in the jungle and the sister who kept crying, Hou Jie's face was a little ugly: "It's a little difficult to do!" ”
For Hou Jie, Liu San's kung fu of the three-legged cat was not the reason why he frowned and felt difficult, staring at the object that Liu San was holding with his right hand, Hou Jie recognized what it was at a glance.
"Remington M870, did Liu San find this guy from the resource point, it's really a bit troublesome now"
If it is a pistol or other firearm, Hou Jie will directly ignore Liu San's close to zero marksmanship, but the shotgun is an exception.
Just as Hou Jie was weighing how to save the beauty with a hero, a tall figure suddenly rushed out of the corner.
Hou Jie, who was startled, didn't react yet, and his eyes were about to stare down when he watched the next scene, only to see the tall figure lift his shirt, leaking two points on his chest, and shouted: "Oh, Wu Na beast, see if I don't shoot you in the face." ”
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