"Say it quickly, say it quickly, don't sell it." Brother Cao looked at my obscene little eyes, and immediately became excited.

I have to defeat Brother Cao first, Zhen Nima is excited and hits the big tree again, how sad I am.

"Zhang Zongchang's aunt is called An Shuyi, and this person's uncle is quite amazing, he is An Chonggen, who assassinated Ito Hirobumi." I spoke very seriously to Lao Cao.

Lao Cao looked at me with a big mouth, and he didn't know which crop I was talking about An Chonggen and Ito Hirofumi came out of the crop, which gave me fun, teasing Lao Cao every day, at least living for twenty more years, this is the same as eating and sleeping and beating beans. As for friends who are interested in history, you can Baidu yourself, they are all cattle.

"It's not fun, brother, let's have some fun." Brother Cao's eyes were full of anticipation.

"Then let's talk about two daughters serving a husband?" I raised my eyebrows and asked Brother Cao evilly.

"This is not unusual, the village chief of a certain village in our city has three wives, and the four of them sleep together at night, and I have also pulled his wife." Brother Cao said disappointedly.

"I'm talking about sisters all marrying Zhang Zongchang."

"Let's hear about it." Lao Cao was happy again, "It is said that Zhang Zongchang's favorite thing in his life is his original wife Yuan, every time he goes home, he has to hug and kiss Yuan's first, not caring about the evaluation of outsiders at all, you must know that it was in the Republic of China period, I have to say that in this regard, Zhang Zongchang is still relatively open-minded."

But the Yuan family has a younger sister, because his sister married Zhang Zongchang, so he often goes to his sister's house, and Zhang Zongchang is also very good to her, of course, at the beginning, it was the brother-in-law who was good to his sister-in-law.

Isn't there such a foul saying, half of my sister-in-law's ass is my brother-in-law's. There's nothing wrong with putting this place here, after this little sister-in-law became a big girl, she actually fell in love with her brother-in-law, and it's no wonder this girl.

Brother Cao, Zhang Zongchang is said to be 1.85 meters, his height is about the same as you, and he looks about the same as you. ”

"Oh, my brother still understands your brother." Brother Cao is not welcome, and he will accept all the orders.

"Question: Among the men that the sister-in-law came into contact with, the one who was handsome, rich, powerful, and soldier was this brother-in-law. And Zhang Zongchang is very good to his sister, and he has nothing to do to show affection or something in front of everyone, which makes his sister-in-law very envious, jealous and hateful.

This little sister-in-law thought, good things have to be shared with everyone, so she began to color. Lure Zhang Zongchang. You must know that men chase women across the mountains, women chase men across the veil, what is the matter with the two of them coming and going, right, Brother Cao? ”

"Understood, understood! Go on, go on! Brother Cao followed my words very excitedly, for fear that I would not go on.

"The result is that the sisters turned against each other, and the situation became fire and water, Zhang Zongchang was troubled by these two women because he couldn't stay at home at all, and over time he began to break the jar and break, which is also the reason why Zhang Zongchang married so many aunts and wives later, he was bitter, Brother Cao!"

"No, you're not him, how do you know that people are bitter in their hearts, so many aunts and wives are bitter." Brother Cao didn't hear my voice.

"How's that, that's interesting, isn't it?" I proudly asked, "Nothing at all, what's the point?" Brother Cao shook his big head and said unhappily.

"Then you listen to Zhang Zongchang's poems, this is definitely interesting."

After seeing Brother Cao's acquiescence, I began to read in a low voice: "The first song "Song of Lightning", suddenly I saw a fire sickle in the sky, and it was suspected that the Jade Emperor wanted to smoke. If the Jade Emperor doesn't smoke, why is it a fire sickle?"

"Poof!" Brother Cao couldn't laugh anymore, "It's wet, it's wet, it's wet, haha, brother, go on!" ”

"The second song "Traveling to Mount Tai", from a distance, Mount Tai is black, the top is thin and the bottom is thick, such as turning Mount Tai upside down, the bottom is thin and the top is thick."

"I'm O, haha." Cao Gele couldn't stand the bird, "Let's have another song "Untitled", if you want to ask women how geometric, I don't know how many." Yesterday, a child called my father, I don't know where his mother is.

Listening to this "Icebreaker Song", I saw a crack in the ground, poured cold water and froze, if it wasn't frozen, who knew there was a crack here! I would like to add that it is so good to sew and sew!

There is also a first called "Drought", I can't remember the name, the Jade Emperor's grandfather is also surnamed Zhang, why are you embarrassed Zhang Zongchang, it doesn't rain in three days, first pick up the Dragon Emperor Temple, and then bombard your mother with a cannon!

and the first to write "Soul Light", you asked me to do this, he told me to do that, what a group of big souls, all of them are fucking your eggs.

Let's have another "Yongxue", something flies in the sky, a pile in the east and a pile in the west. Could it be that the Jade Emperor built a golden palace, sifting lime and sifting lime.

There is also a writer who writes about pooping on a snowy day, where heavy snow falls one after another, and the old owl gnaws the bark. The wind blows the buttocks cold, it is better to be in the house.

Listen, this "Daming Lake" is definitely for summer rain lotus, Daming Lake, Ming Lake is big, there are lotus flowers in Daming Lake, there are toads on the lotus, toads are screaming, cooing, cooing, cooing, poking and jumping.

Let's start "Baotu Spring" again, Baotu Spring, Spring Baotu, three streams of water, light goo, goo tuo light goo! With Han Fuqu: The pot is often boiled in Baotu Spring, but the steamed buns cannot be steamed. There's definitely a fight. ”

"Squeak!" Brother Cao parked the taxi on the side of the road, and was so happy that he couldn't bear his breath, "I'm the next Ao, you let me be happy for a while, I am so happy that my stomach hurts, and I can't stand the bird." ”

It's no wonder that Brother Cao is like this, when I first heard the history teacher talk about Zhang Zongchang's poetry, our whole class was happy to die. Moreover, the reason why I can remember this person seems to be because the poems written by this girl dare not say that there is no one to come, at least "Pear Blossom Style" is similar to this one, but there is absolutely no one whose poems have been circulated for so long.

"I'm the second Ao, the eldest son of this Zhang family is an absolute talent." Brother Cao laughed so much that tears flowed down, and he couldn't stop admiring the other party's crooked talent.

"Kind of interesting, right?" I smiled and asked Brother Cao, "This is interesting, is there anything else?" Brother Cao rubbed his smiling belly, started the car, and continued to drive back.

"It's really not, you can keep talking!" I can't say no, I'll be happy for a while, if I keep teasing, which life can I drive home.

"Where's the matter? Laughed and forgot. Brother Cao turned his head and asked me, "I can't remember either, just thinking about Lao Zhang's limerick poems." "I tried to remember where Brother Cao had just spoken.

"Then I'll start over, saying that my grandfather was in the north during the Guangxu period, and he can be regarded as a character." Brother Cao proudly resumed his story.

"I remembered, I remembered." Heck, I can go crazy if I tell the same story twice," he said of the place where he was the governor and commander-in-chief of Shandong. "My good memory was purely forced out by Brother Cao.

"Yes, yes, yes, it's that place, I'm going to think about what's going on." Brother Cao scratched his head and began to work hard to reminisce.

to be continued