Xun Dan is an extremely committed person, just like when he was a programmer ape, even if he worked overtime every day to complete the promised task. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

On the contrary, he rarely made promises, so even when he fell in love with Jiang Fang, he didn't make any long-lasting promises, for him, the so-called long-lasting promises are just cheating girls, and the so-called promises are just empty and unintentional.

Since the words are spoken, he has to put them into action, and he has also made up his mind in his heart, even if it is a dream, he will have a good time here, what can he do?

Xun Dan's words moved Xun Dan's parents in a mess, and Xun Dan's mother's tears couldn't stop flowing down at that time.

"It seems that Daxian has succeeded in casting the spell, and my son has finally recovered."

Xun Dan felt that his eyes were black.

"Lao Xun, do you think our money is not spent in vain?"

"Hmm." Xun Dan's father also nodded violently......

Because the classroom is on the third floor, and downstairs is a large flower bed, although there are no flowers and plants in the flower bed now, but the flower soil is still very soft, so Xun Dan's injury is not as serious as imagined.

With simple activities, Xun Dan felt that the whole person was in good shape.

"It's good to be young! Without the sinful fat and fat all over the body, I feel that the whole person is relaxed. ”

"Son, what do you say? Could it be that Daxian didn't cure you? Hearing his mother's words, Xun Dan couldn't help but feel shocked.

"No, it's nothing, I mean, I'm feeling good, can I go back to school." Xun Dan couldn't help wiping the cold sweat on his forehead and said.

"If I get that old demon back, I don't know how much money I have to go to my family's pit?"

Xun Dan thought of the fat old man who was holding a peachwood sword and jumping around, and the whole person felt a chrysanthemum tight.

"Today is the weekend, you better have a good rest, go to school tomorrow, go back to your room to rest, good."

Seeing that her son wanted to go to school, the mother couldn't help but smile happily, touched his head, and told him to go back to her room.

Just after Xun Dan returned to his room, he found that the pager at the head of the bed vibrated by itself.

"Info?" Xun Dan reached for the pager to see what was written on its screen.

"Congratulations on your successful integration into your life." Subtitles scroll on a small finger-long screen.

Xun Dan looked up at the calendar, today is the first day of this month.

"Number one, it stands to reason that you can ask new questions."

"You're right, that's smart." A row of scrolling subtitles appeared on the pager.

"Hold a grass, this thing must regard this sentence as the first question, this is a pit, it's just unguardable."

"Who's the master behind you?" Xun Dan said the problem that he was most concerned with.

"This question does not answer you, and the opportunity is invalid. Hee-hee-hee......" subtitles scrolled out.

"Hee-hee...... Hey, your sister, what's so happy about this, your uncle, you can't ask, and you gave me the question, you're a brain-dead designer, isn't this Nima science? ”

However, although in Xun Dan's heart, there were already 10,000 galloping alpacas trampling by at this time, he still collected his mood and asked the second question.

"What is your ultimate goal?" Xun Dan stared at the screen with a serious expression, this question was also what he said he cared about.

"Destroy Doctor Evil's plan for eternal life." A rolling subtitle appears on the pager.

Xun Dan involuntarily read along with the subtitles.

"Destroy Doctor Evil's plan for eternal life."

"What is this? It doesn't look like a joke, is it true? What is the meme of the eternal life plan? Is it a new genre of funny? Don't make a fuss, isn't it, it's just to play me? ”

"Immortality, eternal life has always been the common goal of human beings throughout the ages, as early as the time of Qin Shi Huang, the first emperor wanted to obtain the elixir of life, and according to legend, he also sent a thousand boys and girls to the East China Sea Penglai Wonderland to seek medical advice, but the result is unknown."

"And there is one of the most bloody versions, this group of bear children grew up and established an island nation, forget it, what is this and what? What does this plan of eternal life mean? ”

Just when Xun Dan was most entangled, another text appeared on the screen.

"Please accept the first task and get 1 million RMB. OK/Cancel. ”

Xun Dan didn't think about it, and directly clicked the "Cancel" button at the back.

"I'll strangle it, and finally show my tail, right, now I know your purpose, pretending to be a ghost, so it's a trick, in the end it's just a cheat of money, you're a fool to be an old man." One million, one million can buy more than a dozen houses this year, you Tema are kidding me. ”

"Cancellation failed, please accept the first task and get 1 million RMB. OK/Cancel. Hee-hee......"

"Hold a grass.,You're kidding me.,How is this setting more cheating than the game made by our company.,There's a cancel button.,It's not easy to cancel when it's over.,You're teasing me.。 Forget it, I'll leave you alone. ”

"If you don't accept the required mission, you will be punished." Just as Xun Dan was about to look away, the subtitles were updated again.

"Please accept the first task and get 1 million RMB. OK/Cancel. The screen scrolls back to what it was before accepting the task.

"You still want to threaten me, hehe, you are scared to be an old man, the old man's fat body is not for nothing." Xun Dan subconsciously touched his beer belly.

"Hey, by the way, I'm still a kid now, and I don't have a beer belly yet." Xun Dan has a beer belly, but it is not that he drinks alcoholically, on the contrary, he usually does not drink, but because of work, sitting for a long time, coupled with lack of exercise, his stomach has been "growing by leaps and bounds".

"Buzz!" The pager began to vibrate again.

"The punishment begins." The scrolling subtitles appeared in front of Xun Dan's eyes again.

"Is your punishment a shock? I'm so scared. Xun Dan looked at the pager, and his body shook a few times as if he had been shocked.

"That's enough, how boring is it, is it anyone's kid prank?" Xun Dan stopped shaking his body and muttered to himself.

"Poof! Poof. At that moment, there was some strange noise in the kitchen outside, like the sound of an iron basin falling to the ground.

"Mother, what's wrong?" Xun Dan put the pager in his pocket, walked out of his bedroom, paced square steps, and walked slowly towards the kitchen.