Chapter 589: The Dog Is Fucking
Here I will briefly talk about the reverse derivation method. In fact, this is a way to reverse the causal relationship from effect to cause. And the difficulty here is that you can't miss any minute link in the event, and a master like Da Lao Liu can even achieve the ability to deduce with both hands at the same time, and then shorten the derivation time.
After talking about the reverse deduction method, after talking about Lao Liu, he closed his eyes and pinched his fingers for a long time, and then slowly opened his eyes and said to Lao Gao: "One of your friends is a villain who is hostile to you, and once gave you an object, if my calculation is correct, it should be a Buddha shrine, a Buddha statue or something." You didn't care about it at the time, so you just put it in an inconspicuous location.
If you hadn't opened the box containing this object, these things really wouldn't have happened, but you recently opened the box, so these things happened later, Mr. Gao, you think carefully about whether you have used anything related to religion recently. ”
After Lao Liu finished speaking, I saw that Mr. Gao began to recall carefully, and after thinking for a long time, this thing said to the two of us with a bitter face: "I really can't think of what you call something that has anything to do with religion." ”
"Then you can go home and look for it." Lao Xu said to the other party kindly.
"Then you think I should do this after I find it?" Lao Gao asked with a thoughtful eye.
"When you find it, bring it to me, and I'll tell you what to do with it. Also, the cost of this deduction is 500 yuan, and when you go out in a while, remember to go to the accounting room to pay the fee. Lao Xu is worthy of being a master in this industry, and immediately saw through the other party's cautious eye of not wanting to spend money, and in the end, he not only taught the tiger the cat, but also left a hand for the other party, and asked the other party to give the cost of consulting.
"But the charge is not settled yet?" Mr. Gao asked a rhetorical question quite dissatisfied, and then immediately changed his words and said: "I'm not the kind of person who is bad at money, if you can settle this matter for me, I'll throw you five thousand." ”
After listening to what the other party said, Lao Xu lit a cigarette unhurriedly, and then said to the other party with a smile: "You settle the fee this time first, and when you find the object I said, it's not too late to talk." Then Lao Xu raised his right hand and made a gesture of invitation to the other party, Lao Gao knew that this was also an eviction order, so he went to the financial room to settle the bill very unhappily.
After the surname Gao left, I asked Lao Xu in wonder, "We haven't established a rule that we will give money first before we finish dealing with this kind of thing?" ”
Lao Xu snuffed out his cigarette, tasted the tea on the table and said, "Jia Shu, the rules are all set by people, and you must learn to vary from person to person." Just now, this guy is definitely not a particular person, when he begs us, it is easy to say, once we have no use value, he can his tail to the sky in front of us. Therefore, if you do something, you have to charge some fees, and in the end, the bamboo basket will be empty. ”
I don't think somuch of Lao Xu's statement, and I think this old brother is a little unparticular about doing this, but it turns out that Jiang is still old and spicy, and I really don't think Lao Xu is as good as Lao Xu.
A few days later, I was playing poker with my little apprentices in the wedding shop, and suddenly received a call from Lao Xu, asking me to go to Taoyuan Feng Shui Xuan quickly, saying that the old Gao had come over.
At that time, Lao Xu didn't say what happened a few days ago, I forgot that there was Lao Gao, no matter how I said that I was involved in this matter, so I hurriedly took a taxi to the Taoyuan Feng Shui Xuan run by Mr. Liu.
When I pushed open the door of Lao Xu's office, I saw Lao Gao complaining to Lao Xu. Peeking at Lao Xu's desk, a glass snuffbox was being placed there quietly at the moment.
Seeing me come in, Lao Xu interrupted Mr. Gao's complaint and immediately said to me, "Do you see the snuffbox on the table?" "See." "You pick it up and look at it." Lao Xu knew that I didn't understand what was going on, so he asked me to take a closer look.
I went to my desk, picked up my snuffbox, and looked at it carefully. This should be regarded as a handicraft, the whole presents a golden translucent state, especially rare is that this snuff bottle is painted with a Maitreya Buddha statue, and it is outlined on the inner wall, this alone makes this snuff bottle appear to be worth a lot.
It's just that the Maitreya Buddha statue painted on the inner wall does not give me the kind of happiness that always smiles, but instead it is a feeling of bitterness, which makes me quite strange.
Just as I was looking at the snuffbox, Lao Gao began to say to me: "This thing was given to me by a subordinate of my unit, and I didn't care about it at the time, and put it in the drawer along with the gift box." Not a few months ago, a colleague in my unit had a birthday, I was thinking about what to give the other party, so I opened the drawer and looked for a long time, and inadvertently opened the gift box containing the snuff bottle, and then I picked a Hermes trouser belt to give to the other party, and the snuffbox was thrown into the drawer by me, and then I forgot about this stubble. If Master Xu hadn't reminded me a few days ago, I don't think I would have guessed in my life that the problem was actually here. ”
Lao Xu ignored Lao Gao, but asked me, "What is wrong with this snuff bottle?" ”
"I don't think there's something quite right with this Maitreya Buddha, nothing else." I'll be honest.
"That's right." Brother Xu gave me a high thumbs up and said, "This snuff bottle itself is nothing, it's just this Maitreya Buddha statue that was hand-painted later, there is a problem." ”
"What's wrong with this?" I asked Lao Xu puzzled.
"You know, whether it is a Buddha or a demon, it's all a thought, the person who gave him the snuff bottle at the beginning, he had the intention of harming people, so when he drew this Maitreya Buddha, he put materials such as witchcraft in the material. On the surface, this is a Maitreya Buddha, but in fact, it is a harmful golem. Just imagine, if someone placed such a golem, it would not be in trouble! Lao Xu explained to me very patiently.
Before I could speak, Lao Gao asked with a crying voice: "Master Xu, what do you think you can do about this?" Shall I return this snuffbox to the other person, or shall I drop this thing here? ”
When I was about to say that this thing can't be done like this, Lao Gao's mobile phone rang, and I saw that the goods took out their mobile phone and looked at the number, and then said to themselves very contemptuously: "This group of poor relatives, really! ”
After answering the phone, I saw Lao Gao listening to the other party with a blank face, and since there was no other sound in the room, I could hear what the people on the other side of the phone were saying.
It turned out that one of Lao Gao's younger brothers got married and hoped that he would participate, which was not a bad thing. Where do you think, after the other party finished speaking, the old man coldly threw a sentence: "You are a second marriage, what else can you do." After speaking, I hung up the phone without waiting for the other party to answer, and this move instantly made me lose my good impression of Ya.
What happened to the second marriage? Is it worth dying if you get married for a second time? Even if you don't want to participate, you shouldn't talk like this at least if you don't care about family affection! This Nima is not particular, it's completely a dog's style!
So I put down my snuff bottle, looked at Lao Xu helplessly, and found that this old brother was staring at me with a smile, okay, no wonder Lao Xu directly collected money last time, just like this, he must get a yard is a yard, and he must understand the gong and drum in person, because Ya can't reach the person at all.
to be continued