Chapter 31: Lucky Potato
"So, this person, it's better not to do bad things! Don't look at how much he has to drag when he is alive, when he dies, it will really be a penny of reckoning! Ma Slender stuffed the last fritter in his hand into his mouth, turned around and shouted at the boss: "Boss, another bowl of tofu brain and four fritters!" ”
Zheng Pei felt that the fried dough sticks he ate had reached his throat. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info He looked at the horse thin man with a bowl of soy milk on the left, a bowl of tofu brain on the right, and a fried dough stick in his mouth, and felt that Zhu Bajie's meal might be like this.
"Why can't I talk to that ghost soldier?" Zheng Pei asked puzzled.
Ma Slender said while chewing: "The ghost soldiers committed great crimes in their lives, and even karmic punishment cannot erase the evil consequences they have made after they die, so the king of Hades tortures them by enslaving them. For people like you who have studied magic arts, the ghost soldiers will remember the aura emanating from your body, and when you die, they will do everything they can to steal your cultivation and reduce the number of years they serve. I'm already exposed, so I don't care. But you're still young, you can not be exposed, you know? ”
"That ghost soldier last night looks like Sven, can that kind of person do evil?" Zheng Pei asked puzzled.
"Hah! Him! Ma Slender smiled disdainfully, "Don't look at others as a dog, he is a teacher, but when he was alive, he had no ink in his stomach, and he stole other people's articles, and he said that imitation is learning, just for publicity, and he is broken!" Later, a writer watched that everything he had worked so hard to write was copied and sold by him, and he was so poor that he went to the extreme for a while and jumped off the building to his death. Then Hades also took pity on this talent, and responded to this situation for him, blamed that guy for an intestinal obstruction, and hooked that guy to the underworld overnight. After a heart-scratching and heart-washing of his intestines, he was stunned that he didn't wash his bad intestines. That's why he was accused of being a ghost soldier, and he couldn't rest all day long, focusing on those who looked like dogs on the surface and had a bad heart behind their backs. ”
Zheng Pei sighed. He looked at the thin man whose stomach was already flat, and asked puzzledly, "Then why did you suddenly lose so much weight?" ”
Indeed, after last night's battle, from the outside, the horse thin man has lost at least thirty pounds of meat.
Ma Thinzi's mouth was stuffed with fritters, and he took a big mouthful of soy milk before sending it down. "Hey, me, it's different from my junior brother." Ma Slender wiped his mouth with the back of his hand and said, "He uses magic weapons, and he is good at physical skills. As for me, I use magic and am good at mana. And this soul sending technique of mine consumes the soul the most, so if you don't have physical strength, you can't stick to it at all. After tossing for so long last night, the little fat in my stomach has long been consumed, so how can I not lose weight! ”
Zheng Pei asked again without understanding: "That means that the people who practice the soul parasitism technique are all fat people?" ”
Ma Slender picked at his teeth and said, "Not necessarily, the main thing is that your physical strength must be combined with your cultivation ability, not just fat." Otherwise, if you practice, you won't have to train yourself to be a big fat man in sumo. ”
Zheng Pei suddenly realized, "Oh, it turns out that that's how your nickname for Ma Thin came from?" ”
Ma Slender glared and said, "What kind of horse thin Ma Thin Horse, you want to call me the horse shopkeeper!" You still owe me money! ”
Zheng Pei was bored with himself, and rolled his eyes in his heart.
"Hey, don't be upset." Ma Slender said proudly: "I have a good heart, understand that you are a student, and let you study hard." As for the money you owe me, I won't count your interest. But you're going to come to work with me on time on weekends when you're not in class, do you hear me? ”
Zheng Pei responded hastily, got up and left.
"Alas, wait!" Ma Slender stopped Zheng Pei, took out five cents from his pocket and handed it to him, saying, "You stupid boy just walked back like this?" It's no wonder if you're not tired! There is a bus stop out of this side street, and you take the bus back to school. ”
Zheng Pei was about to reach out to take the money, but Ma Slender pulled the money back violently and said, "Alas, I'm not doing a good deed, I lent you the five cents, and I borrowed and repaid!" ”
"Oh, I know!" Zheng Pei impatiently grabbed the money, turned around and walked to the bus stop. After getting into the car, he rested his head on the window next to the seat, tired, but felt very steady. Yes, some people are always nice to you, but you don't always feel that kind of intimate closeness; Although some people don't hum at you on the surface, they will always care about the details.
There is still a long way to go back to school. The sun was warm outside the window, Zheng Pei held the ticket in his hand and closed his eyes with a smile.
Today is Sunday, and we are sleeping in the dormitory. Zheng Pei pushed open the door, like a thief, and carefully climbed onto his bed, for fear of making some noise to wake up others. Finally, he gently took off his clothes, gently took off his shoes, and gently lay down under the covers. Everything is fine, everyone's snoring is still coming and going, and Zheng Pei is relieved.
Boom! The door of the dormitory was slammed open by a young man, who shouted in a voice like an air defense siren: "Who is Zheng Pei?" Is there anyone named Zheng Pei? There's your phone downstairs! ”
Zheng Pei jumped up from the bed like a corpse and quickly signaled the young man to keep quiet, but it was too late.
All kinds of novels and magazines smashed into Zheng Pei's bed!
Yes, that's right, in Zheng Pei's dormitory, everyone reminds others in this way "kindly" and effectively.
"Hello?" Zheng Pei rubbed the bag that was smashed out of his head, picked up the phone receiver and asked.
"Is it Zheng Pei?" A sweet voice came from the other end of the phone, "I'm Yang Ni." ”
Zheng Pei's sluggish state suddenly perked!
"Oh, Yangny. Is there something wrong with me? Zheng Pei asked.
"Hmm......" Yang Ni's voice was a little hesitant, "Can you come and wait for me downstairs in my dormitory?" I have something to discuss with you. ”
"Huh? What's the matter? Zheng Pei asked curiously.
"Come over first, you must come." Yang Ni's tone was somewhat helpless.
"Well, okay, I'll be right over." Zheng Pei put down the earpiece, and a sense of mission arose in his heart. He was about to leave, but after a little thought, he turned around and went back to the dormitory, loaded some money on him, and then went out with peace of mind.
The girls downstairs are like a general, and there are many heroic young men in various handsome poses, standing at the door of the building and waiting for people. As soon as the beautiful woman appeared, the hero who went out instantly turned into a hound that caught the frisbee and ran back, with a smirk on his face and stepped forward attentively. And the young man who didn't wait for anyone could only look at the backs of others in pairs, continue to wait sourly, or look at the beautiful waists of other girls swaying in the sun.
Zheng Pei stood in this group, although his appearance and height were quite acceptable, his clothing and hairstyle were really dwarfed. Other people's clothes are fashionable brands, shiny leather shoes, and the whole body is indescribably handsome and chic. Zheng Pei wore a gray half-sleeved shirt on his upper body, a pair of gray coarse cloth pants on his lower body, and a pair of scratched and scarred sneakers on his feet. In this glamorous group, Zheng Pei feels like a potato.
Wow! Several young men stepped forward at the same time and surrounded the door of the building.
"Hello Yang Ni, I am a dynasty from the accounting department, I have watched your debate competition, can I make friends with you?"
"Yang Ni, I'm Ma Han from the Department of Physical Education, I like you very much, let me invite you to dinner?"
"Yang Ni, I am Zhang Long of the Student Union, the Student Union needs capable classmates like you, if you want to join the organization, I can introduce you."
"Yang Ni, I'm Zhao Hu who is one year older than you, I admire you very much, let's go to self-study together, it's okay to go out and have fun."
Yang Ni smiled awkwardly, refusing the bouquet handed over, and squeezed out. She pushed away the crowd and saw Zheng Pei standing in a daze, her eyes lit up!
"Zheng Pei!" Yang Ni left the others aside, rushed to Zheng Pei in a few steps, and said with a smile, "Let's go." ”
Everyone was so surprised that their jaws almost dropped, and Zheng Pei, who had just put his jaw off in shock, was held by Yang Ni in the eyes of envy, jealousy and hatred, and walked away with a smile and a smile.
Dynasty Mahan, Zhang Long, and Zhao Hu's tears all fell.
Yes! Yang Ni, the flower of the Department of Business Administration, is the Yang Ni with long hair tied with a headband, wearing a blue floral dress, a slender jade neck, revealing fair and smooth arms and calves, and a pair of fashionable leather button sandals on her feet!
Taken away by a potato......
If the other party is Zhao Yun, Ma Chao, Jiang Wei, or anyone, these Lu Bu's mood may be slightly better. Several people looked at each other and looked at each other: Look at it, this has to be big, to have a figure, to have grades, to have money. However, Diao Chan was snatched away by Li Kui, this sour sense of humiliation is not only a rotten heart and lungs......
The crowd dispersed in sighs, and a word was written on everyone's face.
It's all fate......