He Er may be afraid that his brother will steal the limelight, so he quickly shifted the topic to the strange ghast and said: "I will bring the immortal to understand the role of the guards in a while, now let's get to know this strange ghost first, okay?" ”

Looking at He Er's expectant eyes, I couldn't refuse the other party's kindness, so I could only nod and agree. After He Er saw me nodding, he rushed to the edge of the big dung pond with a cheer, and probed the steel fork in his hand above the water, and then picked it up hard, and saw a head suddenly appear under the big dung tank, and after winking at us, he jumped out. But before he could stand firmly, he was stuck on the neck by He Dayi's steel fork.

"Be honest, you can't be rude in front of the immortals." It is estimated that He Da also thinks that this guy is buried, and after keeping a certain distance from the other party, he gives orders to this ghast.

Then He Er pulled out the steel fork, and the other ghasts struggling to climb out in the same big dung tank were all squeezed into the big dung tank again by the falling silk threads.

"Hurry up and tell the story of what happened to you to the immortals!" He Er stood beside the ghast with a steel fork in his hand, looking righteous and unpretentious.

After the ghast spat out a few mouthfuls of dung soup, he cleared his throat and began to tell the story of what happened to him in the Yang World.

"My name is Paul (not my real name), I am a Chinese-Soviet child with a Soviet father and a Chinese mother. My parents' acquaintance began in the years when the Soviet Union aided China, and then Khrushchev terminated the agreement without authorization, and my father returned to China with a large number of Soviet experts.

When I was a teenager, I was very depressed, because of my appearance, I was often ridiculed by my classmates, and my mother couldn't stand the pressure from the outside world, so she finally had a nervous breakdown and committed suicide in a mental hospital.

It wasn't until after the collapse of the Soviet Union that my father came back to China and brought me home in St. Petersburg, Russia. It's just that my father has remarried, and I'm just the one who made the mistake he made when he was younger. To make up for the lack of fatherly love, he sent me to study at a university in Russia.

I thought that if I left China, I would be able to get rid of the discrimination of the locals, but gradually I realized that I would always be a foreigner to the locals, whether in China or in Russia.

The concept abroad is completely different from that at home, and when the child grows up to the age of eighteen, he will leave his parents and live completely on his own. I was no exception, my father just took me out of China, but I was left to fend for myself in a foreign land, and I began to regret my rash decision.

In order to survive in this strange country, I worked many odd jobs: delivering newspapers, delivering milk, working as a cashier at a gas station, or as a doorman in a restaurant. But none of this was a long-term solution, because the income was so small, I had to live with my father until I found a good job.

Strictly speaking, it is a scrubbing worker in a Chinese bathhouse, but the difference is that I serve the opposite sex, and this job is absolutely a fatal temptation for a young man like me who is in a hormone secretion. And he only works on Saturdays and Sundays every week, and the rest of the time is very free, and the salary is several times the monthly income of ordinary migrant workers. It would be a fool not to do this kind of beautiful thing. ”

When I heard this, I smiled. Because through the way the other party narrates and styles, I can be sure that the other person is indeed a mixed race, and a mixed race who grew up in China. The way of thinking and speaking style of the Chinese have been inherited without omission. Especially the sentence of zuihou, the authentic concept of the Chinese people!

"But what I didn't expect was that there were so many applicants, and it is not an exaggeration to describe it as a sea of people. But the owner of this sauna only gave one place.

I participated in the application with the mentality of giving it a try, and after the boss saw me, he just asked me to go home and wait for the call, which is very good! It actually uses the same routine as domestic recruitment, which shows that the bosses of all shijie are black-hearted.

But the next day, I received a call from my boss, saying that I had successfully applied for the job and could go to her for training first. I couldn't believe the good news that fell from the sky, but then I came to the company happily.

Speaking of which, it is necessary for me to say a few words about the owner of this sauna. She was a Russian woman in her early forties, as fat as a pig. I once peeked at her and measured her weight, and it was more than 260 pounds, tell me how scary this must be. It is said that the boss was also a big beauty when she was young, and I have also seen photos of her when she was young, but I don't know weishenme, as long as the women in this country are old, their body size will become bloated, just like blowing. My father said that it must have something to do with the fact that the locals like to eat meat and butter, I don't know, I don't want to know, I just want to make more money, finish college as soon as possible, and then escape the country and return to China to find a stable job.

The boss looked at me for a long time with squinting eyes, and saw that I was blushing and heartbeat, and then the other party sat on the sofa with a smile and drank wine.

I was curious that the other party Weishenme had chosen a hairy boy like me among so many competitors, but the boss replied with a smile with a glass full of vodka: "We need a handsome and strong man here, and at the same time, this man must have innocence in his eyes and bookish in his face." Only such a child will please the guests (Mom, this is simply talking about the little master, me!). ）。 ”

When I heard this, my heart was broken! Where is this special recruitment of bathing workers, it is clearly in accordance with the domestic standard of looking for ducks (men engaged in that kind of work, collectively referred to as ducks) to recruit people! ”

"Flutter!" Nian Chu didn't hold back, and took the lead in laughing, and then Bingbing and the others also hahadaxiao, it seems that Paul is really right, the female boss of the sauna is really a scrubbing worker who came to find a duck according to the Chinese standard for recruiting ducks.

Paul coughed embarrassedly a few times to cover it up, and when we all stopped laughing, the creature continued: "Next, the boss asked me all about my privacy, and I really wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into.

The first question actually asked me if I had any sexual experience? You say I'm a bather, does it matter if I have sexual experience? But it's not good not to answer the other party, so I can only twist and say that I have been. But the boss saw through at a glance that I was lying, so he turned to the second question, how long will it take to? If I didn't do it to make money, I really wanted to use my shoes to print on her face.

But there is no way, people are under the eaves, and they have to bow their heads. So I had to answer that I didn't know, and I didn't calculate the time. Seeing that the boss was like that, there should still be questions to ask me, but after seeing that I was already red-faced, I dismissed the original question, and dialed the phone on the desk to let Lisa in.

Just when I was full of suspicion, an Oriental woman in a bathrobe pushed the door in, which made my eyes light up as a man living in a foreign land...

to be continued