Chapter 144: The fight in the barbershop
Zhen Can smiled: "Yes, so you are still a senior barbershop, in this case, can you be free?" ”
"Free? Your logic is a bit strange! Why should veterans be free? ”
"Because I'm so handsome! This is an era of looking at faces, shouldn't you be polite to handsome guys? Really, you didn't go to school, did you? Don't know the importance of appearance? I see you're drunk too, hurry up and serve me, it's free. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"Oh, you're really, hey, I've never seen it, hey, you're really ......"
"Hurry up, come to the most complete service, I'm tired, hurry up, don't want me to be angry, serve immediately, hear no, don't serve Lao Tzu anymore, I'm going to you, Nima's, in the end the service is not served, your garbage, do you eat to grow up? Did you raise you so big, but you came to sell it, Nima's coin, Nima knows? You waste, garbage, stupid pig, lose the face of Nima, lose the face of your ancestors, lose the face of your neighbors, lose the face of the whole world, you say, you tell me, are you a livestock? You trash, do you think you have any shame? Do you have morality, conscience, discipline, morality, are you worthy of your parents for doing this kind of thing? Are you worthy of your teacher? Is it worthy of your neighbors? Is it worthy of your relatives? Are you worthy of your friends? Is it worthy of this country? ”
"I'm right, I made a lot of money and then consumed, I expanded domestic demand, prospered the market, and made many businesses profitable, so that they could pay taxes! If you don't pay taxes, how can the state stay afloat? Isn't it? ”
"Get out of your second uncle's fourth aunt's fifth cousin's dead husband, you are using strong words, will you die if you do anything else? Do you have to do this? How do you ask me to say hello? You shit, you've disappointed me so much. ”
"Strange, why are you so excited! Do you like me? ”
"Me? Like you? Phew. You're narcissistic. ”
"Since you don't like me, then leave me alone, do you want to wash your hair, go out without washing your hair, don't delay me to make money, okay?"
"Of course, I washed my hair, but I just came to cut my hair. You know? Hmph, I don't do anything else, you know? Hum! ”
"If you don't do anything else, go down! I don't have time to make your money. ”
"Isn't there a simple shampoo of fifty?"
"That's not interesting, I don't want to do that, who doesn't want to make a lot of money! Tell you, I haven't washed my simple head for more than a year, and you're really a man, whether you're a man or not! I also washed my simple hair, I was really speechless. Don't you like to enjoy? I have a very good service, keep your cool crooked! ”
", Lao Tzu is still here, how can I bury the place in your hands, just kidding."
"You? Or is it a place? Hahaha...... I don't believe it. ”
"If you don't believe it, you can check it!"
"Check? How do men check? ”
"Hehe, there's no way to check it, so I can't help it."
"Speechless, you'd better go out, okay?"
At this time, I heard someone knocking on the door: "Wang Xiaohua." Hurry up, I'm coming. ”
"Alright. All right. The beautiful woman said yes and opened the door, only to see a young man standing outside.
"Hey, it's the squad leader of King Wang Guoliang! Come in and enjoy! Wang Xiaohua smiled and grabbed Wang Guoliang's arm.
"Yo he, who is this, why didn't you seem to get it!" Wang Guoliang looked at Zhen Candao.
Zhen Can smiled: "Where are you the squad leader?" ”
Wang Guoliang said with a smile: "Lao Tzu is the squad leader of the special operations base of the mecha unit next to him, what's the matter?" What do you kid want to say? ”
Zhen Can smiled: "Since you are a mecha warrior, why do you still come to such a smoky place to do such a dirty thing, are you allowed?" ”
"What if you don't get permission? Lao Tzu can come when he wants. Which onion are you onions? Dare to meddle with Lao Tzu's business? ”
Zhen Can said with a smile: "Lao Tzu just advises you not to do this kind of thing, so as not to be punished by your boss." ”
"Who dares to punish Lao Tzu? True Nyima is funny. ”
"Come down with me at once, or you'll be unkind."
"Who are you, boy? What's the matter? Wang Guoliang was surprised.
"Me? Hehe, it's nothing, it's just a shampoo oh doesn't cut hair. ”
"Why, a haircutter dares to take care of Lao Tzu's affairs, and wants to die, right?"
"I think you want to die!" Zhen Can said with a smile.
"Grass!" Wang Guoliang suddenly punched. slapped Zhen Can in the face, Zhen Can grabbed his fist, and then casually kicked Wang Guoliang's crotch.
In an instant, Wang Guoliang's face darkened, and he squatted on the ground in pain, clutching his crotch tightly, in pain.
"Oh my god! How can you kick people there? You're so shameless! Wang Xiaohua said excitedly.
"You can touch people's places, why can't I kick them? If I don't have a face, won't you have no face? Zhen Can smiled: "Hurry up and dial 120!" ”
“120? That's the phone number from the funeral home. Wang Xiaohua said in surprise: "You want to kill him?" ”
"No, it's to save him!" Zhen Can said with a smile.
"Mom, I'm going to kill someone!" Wang Xiaohua screamed and ran downstairs, and then Zhen Can also went downstairs, shouting as she went downstairs: "Mom, it's dead, it's sudden death, it's so cruel!" ”
Soon, the police didn't come, but the troops next to them came, and they brought Zhen Can and Wang Guoliang back.
In the platoon commander's office.
"I'm platoon commander Zhao Yunfei, may I ask what's going on, I'll only ask once, I hope you don't deceive me, is it okay?" The platoon commander said very seriously.
Zhen Can said with a smile: "Obviously, this comrade squad leader went there to have fun, I taught him a few words out of indignation, and then he was unhappy, and he had to hit me, but I kicked him and then he became this ghost." ”
Zhao Yunfei said: "Is this the case? Wang Guoliang? ”
Wang Guoliang's face flushed: "Yes, basically." ”
"It's not right to go to that kind of place, but it's even more wrong to hit people, especially the great mecha warriors of the Empire!" Zhao Yunfei said angrily: "He is the future of the empire, you are an ordinary man who actually fights the future of the empire, don't you know that your class is different?" You are just an ordinary citizen of the empire and he is an imperial mecha warrior who is several levels higher than you, you actually dare to beat him, according to the laws of the empire, you will be locked up for a year and pay 100,000 yuan in compensation, what is your name, where does your family live, who is in the family, what is your family doing, say it quickly. ”
Zhen Can was surprised: "There are still three, six, nine and so on here?" Isn't it true that everyone is equal? (To be continued.) )