Chapter 41: See the evil spirit again
Maybe Liu Zigui has jumped out of the category of children in his heart, so Ni Hong's methods of dealing with children will be ineffective in Liu Zigui, at least Liu Zigui can see that he is not in these days Ni Hong has established his prestige in front of the child, half an hour, he has not seen anyone talking secretly below. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Finally after class, the children rushed out, you chased me, and the relationship between the children was always so easy to establish.
"Eh, what are you doing these days?"
Chen Guifang was very happy to see that her table mate was back, and Dudu's face flushed with excitement.
"I didn't do anything, I just played at home, I haven't seen me these days, don't you miss me!"
Liu Zigui stretched his neck close to Chen Guifang's ear, and Chen Guifang smiled and dodged.
"No, they all have the same table, but I don't have the same table, I feel very different and lonely!" Chen Guifang said seriously.
"No, you're really not sensitive, don't they take you to play?" Liu Zigui didn't expect Chen Guifang to be so sensitive, could it be that girls are born like this? Liu Zigui was secretly surprised in his heart.
"It's not that you don't take me, but you can't play together." Chen Guifang said in a low voice, and then looked at Liu Zigui nervously and asked, "Do you think I'm crazy!" ”
"No, how could it be! How can you have a nervous disorder! Liu Zigui's voice was very long, and his expression was very exaggerated.
"Let's go!" Liu Zigui stood up, took Chen Guifang's hand and said, "Let's go, let's go out and play together!" ”
Chen Guifang was not allowed to object, so he ran out, went out of the classroom door, and found that the students were playing well, divided into two factions, and the fierce fight was fierce, I don't know whether the police and bandits are fighting for justice, or bandits and bandits are fighting for profit.
Liu Zigui took Chen Guifang to join the party at will, and started a war with a sigh, kindergarten does not exist for learning, its meaning of existence is to help busy parents take care of their children, and learning is just an incidental function.
Although there is a dirt road in front of the school, there are not many cars passing by throughout the year, at most a tractor runs back and forth slowly and leisurely twice, if there is no major event, even a smoking tricycle can not be seen, so Ni Hong is also relieved to let them gallop on the dirt road like a madman.
Tired of running, a group of people rested under the shade of the trees, sweating profusely, and almost everyone held a large leaf as a fan.
"Do you feel a cold wind blowing?"
Liu Zigui asked Wang Shuai, who was sitting next to him, a clueless word.
Wang Shuai is a little boy with short hair and dark skin, Liu Zigui remembers him, when he signed up that day, Liu Zigui looked at the classroom that his mother took him into, and when his mother introduced him to the teacher, he said, the king of the king, the handsome of the handsome. And he himself said that it was the king of the big king and the little king, and the handsome of the handsome guys.
There is a comedy scene, so Liu Zigui is particularly impressed by him.
Wang Shuai looked around blankly, and then said, "No, it's very hot!" ”
Liu Zigui rolled his eyes, as if nothing had happened, and continued to tease Chen Guifang, who was sitting on the other side.
After a while, Wang Shuai was going to go to the toilet, stood up, and shouted loudly, it is not a woman's privilege to go to the toilet in groups, and the boys also like this, and suddenly the eighteen boys in the class went to the toilet, as if they collectively had prostate disease, including Liu Zigui.
The thatched toilet in the countryside may only allow one woman to solve the three urgent problems at the same time, but I feel that it can solve the three urgent problems of many men at the same time, so it is impossible to demand absolute equality between men and women in this world.
A group of people couldn't drain the water around the dung pit, the water guns shot indiscriminately, and it was a mess, and suddenly Liu Zigui felt a chill, a special familiar feeling, cold cold, cold people like needles and needles stinging, everyone shivered involuntarily, but the water didn't care.
Liu Zigui saw it, and slowly and silently jumped a person's head from the manure tank, and then revealed half of his body, his long black hair covering his face, and his hair was stained with some disgusting stolen goods.
"Shhh
Liu Zigui took a breath, it was all stinky, and then he took two more sips, but just a moment when he was distracted, something happened, and the evil ghost who crawled out of the dunghole stretched out a ghost claw, and grabbed the foot of one standing in front of the dunghole with one hand.
"It's Wang Shuai!"
Liu Zigui looked at it, secretly screamed badly, Wang Shuai was dragged down, Liu Zigui was in a hurry, and the urine went out, and it was poured on the top of Wang Shuai's head, splashing water, sprinkled on the face of the evil ghost, and there was a stabbing sound, like hot red iron put into the water, and the evil ghost screamed miserably and disappeared.
Boy urine has a certain restraint on evil things, some things are born to restrain each other in life, there is no reason at all, if you really want to find any reason, it can only be attributed to the way of heaven, child urine can ward off evil spirits, not to mention that it is still Liu Zigui's boy urine of the land lord, that power is even greater, so the evil ghost was injured by Liu Zigui again, the first time it was blood, this time it was urine.
Seeing Wang Shuai fall into the dung pit, the children almost scattered, scared, and went to find the teacher.
Wang Shuai fell into the dung pit, panicked, his hands fluttered in the air, and cried.
"Hey, hey, Wang Shuai, are you okay?" Liu Zigui knew that the evil ghost was gone, and he was relieved, so he lifted his pants and asked.
Liu Zigui's pants don't open their eyes, like peeing, they have to take off their pants, and the pants don't have a waistband, only a hidden elastic band, almost all the children in the kindergarten class are like this, if you play a prank, pull hard from behind, you will definitely be able to take off someone else's pants.
When Liu Zigui lifted her pants, Ni Hong came, and there was a young man in his twenties who followed her, who was Ni Hong's suitor, named Jiang Tianlai, who said that he was handsome or not, and that he was not ugly, and the only bright spot was his high sexy nose.
"What's wrong, what's wrong with Wang Shuai?"
Ni Hong's face was very pale, and he seemed to be frightened, but when he saw Wang Shuai standing in the center of the manure tank, with his mouth open, squinting his eyes, tears rolling down his face, and a body full of stolen goods, Ni Hong laughed again, but randomly felt that it was inappropriate to laugh, and held back, looking very funny.
"Quick, pull him up!" Ni Hong shouted loudly, she is a girl, this kind of thing is impossible to go into battle in person, and there are a group of children next to her, so naturally she can't let children do this, Jiang Tianlai had to endure the nausea, found a stick and stretched it out.
"Wang Shuai, hold on to the stick, I'll pull you up!"
Wang Shuai was obedient, grabbed the stick, and was pulled up by Jiang Tianlai.
"You all go back to the classroom for me, and you are not allowed to come out!"
Ni Hong was afraid that something would happen again, so he drove all the students back to the classroom, and then took Wang Shuai with Jiang Tianlai to clean the river under the road.