Chapter Seventy-Three: Heartless Fat Duck

Hua Wu gritted her teeth and said fiercely: "There is a perverted pervert hiding here. ”

As soon as he heard this, Gai Lu stumbled under his feet and almost bit his tongue, there were no ghosts in the firewood room at all, let alone a perverted pervert, Hua Wu deliberately wanted to meet the pervert.

Hua Wu looked at Gai Lu with a look of disbelief, and said angrily: "You don't believe me? ”

Gai Lu smiled: "I guess boss, you want to be a little colored by the pervert!" ”

"The old lady beat you to death." Hua Wu's face turned pale with anger, and she raised her head to punch it, but she was easily avoided by Gai Lu, who didn't expect this punch to be a disguise, and then saw her swing her leg, and kicked Gai Lu out of the firewood room and fell into the half-human-high weeds.

This next week, Gui was even more dumbfounded, it was the first time in his life to see such a sturdy woman, and when he looked at Hua Wu again, his eyes were obviously different, with a touch of admiration, and a little admiration.

Gailu crawled out of the grass and was covered in mud, but he saw that Hua Wu was angry and had to stay away.

Zhou Gui asked nervously, "Little Master, I don't have any ghosts at home, right?" ”

Gai Lu shook his head and said: "There shouldn't be, but from the perspective of feng shui, that firewood house shouldn't exist, you can demolish the firewood house and plant a willow tree there to ward off evil, and it should be fine." ”

Zhou Gui was skeptical: "Really? ”

"You have to listen to him, you will be eaten by a demon in the middle of the night." Gailu was about to speak, Hua Wu crossed his waist and looked at Gailu coldly, that kind of gaze was very unfriendly, as if he had a deep hatred with Gailu.

Zhou Gui hurriedly came to Hua Wu's side and asked politely, "How do you say this?" ”

Hua Wu said categorically: "In that firewood room, there is definitely a super perverted pervert. ”

Zhou Gui's face changed, and he said in a loud voice: "No, I have been an orphan since I was a child, and no one has died in my family." ”

Hua Wu said disdainfully: "Have you lived longer than this courtyard?" You haven't died in it, haven't you ever died before? Even if you haven't died, it's normal for a ghost to stay in it, right? ”

A series of questions made Zhou Gui speechless, obviously Hua Wu's rhetoric was right, and the problem must be in-depth in order to find the root cause.

But Gailu has opened his eyes, but he can't see where there are ghosts, not to mention Zhou Gui's home, there is a lot of yang, ghosts want to survive here, such as exposure to the scorching sun, in addition to the ghost king in the world, there are no ghosts who dare to appear in the sun, is there a ghost king in Zhou Gui's house?

"Quack!"

Suddenly, there were two duck cries at the door, Zhou Gui hurriedly opened the door, and two snow-white fat ducks walked into the yard with their heads held high.

Hua Wu salivated when she saw it: "It's so fat!" ”

Zhou Gui saw her like this, and hurriedly said: "No, they are my best friends, I can't eat them." ”

A big man actually took a duck as a friend, Hua Wu despised Zhou Gui again, Zhou Gui blushed, and felt that it was a mistake to invite three people to come.

Gailu was not interested in the fat duck, and inadvertently glanced at it, this look, almost scared him to death, these two ducks actually had no heart, but like the people in Wuxin Town, they lived well.

"What the hell is going on?" Gailu's scalp was numb, and he couldn't understand all this, which made him feel chilled more than he encountered any demons and monsters.

Hua Wu saw Gai Lu clutching the fat duck and sneered: "Little deer, it turns out that you are more greedy than me!" ”

Gai Lu said angrily: "The mouth is greedy, and this duck has no heart." ”

"What?" Hua Wu and Wu Chang exclaimed at the same time, looking at Gai Lu blankly, they couldn't believe it, but they could see that cold sweat was oozing from Gai Lu's forehead, it was definitely not a joke, and they suddenly felt cold and deboned.

Zhou Gui saw the three of them like this, and his back was cold: "You...... You're not kidding, are you? ”

Gai Lu said in a deep voice: "If you don't believe it, you can kill the duck and see, if this duck has a heart, I will compensate you for a thousand." ”

"Deal!" Unexpectedly, Zhou Gui agreed quickly, and just now said that this fat duck was his best friend, but under the huge temptation of thousands of fat ducks, he still chose to betray his friend, and sure enough, people are favorable.

Hua Wu grabbed the horns of Gailu's clothes and hesitated: "Do you really want to gamble?" ”

Gailu smiled: "No matter if you win or lose, you will have duck meat to eat." ”

Hua Wu thought about it, and immediately took out the short knife from the storage bag, she was very good at killing chickens and ducks, and she was about to cut her neck when she grabbed one, but was stopped by Zhou Gui.

Zhou Guidao: "The main artery of chickens and ducks is on the top of the head, and it will be delicious if the flesh and blood are dried." ”

Hua Wu was stunned and said, "You seem to have a lot of experience with your friends?" ”

Zhou Gui coughed embarrassedly, reached out and touched the fat duck's head, took the knife and slashed hard, the blood rushed out, and the fat duck twitched a few times, and then he lost his breath.

Hua Wu was stunned: "Amazing! ”

Gai Lu said: "Take a look at it." ”

Zhou Gui is very proficient in killing chickens and ducks, breaking open the belly of the fat duck with a knife, tearing out all its internal organs, rummaging in the internal organs, but there is no heart, this next Zhou Gui gasped, and carefully rummaged several times, and sat down on the ground with cold sweat like rain.

Zhou Gui relieved himself a little, grabbed another duck, and after slaughtering it, rummaged for the internal organs, still unintentional, then he completely collapsed, touched his heart, and cried bitterly.

Gai Lu squatted in front of him and sighed: "Uncle Zhou, all the creatures in the town have lost their hearts, but they can survive, strange things must have happened, think about it." ”

Zhou Gui's face turned pale, and he groaned: "Do I really have no heart?" ”

At this moment, Zhou Gui was frightened stupidly, Gai Lu knew that he couldn't ask anything, and was about to leave, but saw that Hua Wu had already carried two ducks to the kitchen to boil water and wash them, so he had to be patient and comfort Zhou Gui.

It was rare for Hua Wu to cook once, Gai Lu and Wu Chang were very excited, and sat at the stone table in the courtyard early, waiting for the deliciousness, but the two of them discussed in a low voice, but they were arguing about whether Hua Wu's cooking could be eaten.

When the duck meat was served, the fragrance was fragrant, and even the sluggish Zhou Gui was bright-eyed, even if it was his brother on the plate, he was rushing to eat, and he hadn't eaten so well in the past year.

Hua Wu ate her mouth full of oil and her hands until she couldn't eat it anymore, so she licked her fingers and said, "This heartless duck is really delicious." ”

When Zhou Gui heard this, he put down the bones in his hand and looked at those bones, saddened, but no one paid attention to this hypocritical pretense.

Zhou Gui touched his heart, but he could still feel the heartbeat: "Obviously there is a heartbeat, how can there be no heart?" ”

Hua Wuyin smiled: "Do you want to dig it up and take a look?" ”

Zhou Gui immediately shook his head, facts speak louder than words, he has already dug up two ducks, and he is afraid that it will be unintentional to dig again.

Gailu wiped his hands clean and said, "You can't live without your heart, but you are all alive, then there is only one explanation, your heart has been stolen and is currently beating in another place, as it is beating in your body." ”

As he spoke, the bones on the table suddenly trembled, and the stone table crackled.