Chapter 910: Brother
I looked at him and smiled:
"That's right, it's all recorded in the history books. The master of this easy tooth is the overlord of the Spring and Autumn Period, Qi Huangong, that is, the son Xiaobai who respects the king. At that time, Qi Huan Gong had capable people like Guan Zhong and Bao Shuya to assist him, with strong strength and power over the world, once, he joked to this cook during dinner, I have eaten all kinds of delicacies and delicacies in my life, but I have never eaten human flesh, which is a pity. Originally, this was a joke, but when the cook named Yiya heard it, he was very attentive, and when he went back, he cooked his son, who was a few months old. ”
"And then?" Grinning in a disgusting manner, Chubby put down his chopsticks and looked at me.
Then it was nothing, and when he ate the next day, Qi Huan Gong found that there was a small bowl of broth on the table, and he scooped a little bit with a spoon and tasted it, and it tasted very delicious, so he asked Yi Ya, what is this? Why is it so delicious!? When the man named Yiya heard this, he cried and said, "This is my son!" As soon as these words came out, Qi Huan Gong was taken aback, he had no hobby of cannibalism, after hearing it, he was naturally disgusted, but he thought about it for a long time, and felt that this person named Yi Ya would rather cook his own son to satisfy his own joke, this loyal energy, has to make people admire, so, in the following decades, this cook has been regarded by Qi Huan Gong as a cronie and important minister, but it can be regarded as a son in exchange for glory and wealth. ”
I said, shrugged my shoulders, put down the newspaper and looked at the little fat and the two, and said: "However, the good thing did not last long, when Qi Huangong was in his old age, Prime Minister Guan Zhong was about to die, when Qi Huangong went to see him, he asked him, can this Yi Ya be reused, Guan Zhong listened to it, he said to him, Yi Ya is not reliable, generally speaking, everyone loves his son, his son is not loved, how can he be dead to a king?" After hearing this, Qi Huan Gong was very unhappy, and promised on his lips, but he disagreed very much in his heart, and as a result, after Guan Zhong's death, he still reused this person named Yi Ya after all. "And what happened to him?" As I was talking, Jingjing, who secretly came to have a private meeting with Xiaopang, asked me curiously, I turned my head to look at this elusive little girl, and smiled bitterly: "Buddhism and Taoism, both emphasize a problem of cause and effect, some evil consequences, are caused by themselves, Guan Zhong's words back then, generally speaking, this Yi Ya is not a good thing, in the later years of Qi Huangong, several sons competed for the position, Yi Ya took advantage of Qi Huangong's serious illness, so he ordered someone to build a high wall to seal Qi Huangong's residence, leaving only a dog hole for people to send food in, He ordered someone to issue an edict to assist a prince to compete for the throne, and in order to prevent the matter from being revealed, no one was allowed to approach the palace. At that time, Duke Qi Huan was the overlord of the Spring and Autumn Period, because he was gullible about the villain, and in the end, he starved to death in his palace, and when the sons were finished, the corpse was already rotten, and no one knew when he died, only that when everyone went to clean up, the maggots born in the corpse had climbed to the window. ”
"-man." After a long silence, Jingjing complained a little indignantly.
"yes,-man. However, this slut did not get the punishment he deserved, after the death of Qi Huangong, the son he assisted did not succeed in ascending the throne, the Qi people in the rage killed the master of Yiya, he had to flee, when he had no food and clothing, he returned to his old business, opened a small restaurant, and became the ancestor of all kinds of cooks, the dish I just talked about, was invented by him in his later years, hehe, think about it, it's also quite interesting, just because, every dynasty has such a group of foodies, It's so good to make this kind of bastard live so nourishingly. ”
As I spoke, I stretched my waist, but at this time, Jingjing said to me with a playful smile: "Just because you know this history, why are you cooking so delicious?" ”
"How can it be true that your brother is a cook, my little skill was figured out by myself, and it has nothing to do with this grandfather." As I spoke, I turned my head to look at her, then at Chubby, and smiled wickedly at my cheeks, and smiled at my somewhat unenlightened brother, "Eh, the girls are all coming to you, what are you doing sitting stupidly?" Take people to watch movies and go shopping, and I'll give you a holiday today! ”
"No, it doesn't matter if you work!" Xiaopang said, and put on a look of indifference, hearing this, Jingjing pouted silently, I was about to laugh at him twice, but I never thought, a rather handsome little beauty walked in from the outside, she stood at the door, looked sideways inside and knocked on the door, when she looked up, she was facing the other party.
"Xin'er? Why are you? When I saw her, I was stunned and hurriedly got down from the recliner and pulled a chair for her.
"Busy man, I haven't seen you for a long time, and you won't give me a call or something?" Xin'er said, pouting slightly resentfully, Xiaopang and Jingjing saw it, and quietly ran away, and the big cow who was sitting there to clean up things saw the mystery and followed, sneaking outside.
Seeing them so "interesting", I couldn't cry or laugh, I knew that there was something going on here, so I didn't make much politeness, and after letting Xin'er sit down, I went to make her a cup of black tea.
I haven't seen her for a few months, Xin'er still has a strong petty bourgeois flavor, and her whole body is enough for a working-class like us to struggle for more than half a year, but Xin'er is different from ordinary rich women, neither willful nor arrogant, and a good family education makes her always bring people a feeling like a spring breeze, just like the girl next door, she just sat there smiling and groaning, not saying anything, and I don't know what the hell I was thinking.
"Where's your little fox? Why didn't you see it? Looking left and right, Xin'er asked curiously.
"That little conscienceless ran back to the mountains, and he won't come back for a while." When she said that, I shrugged a little helplessly.
"By the way, you're not here to catch up with me this time, are you? Is there anything I can do to help you? Putting on a professional attitude when taking orders, I said with a smile, Xin'er heard this, slightly dissatisfied with her chin, half-jokingly said: "Why, can't I come to see you if it's okay?" Look at your nervous appearance, afraid that I will eat you? Although you and Xiaorou are no longer together, you don't need to be like this, how can you say it, we are still good brothers?"