The old egg's injury is not serious, and the remaining bee venom is almost gone, so I don't need to continue to stay to take care of him, and when I returned to the dormitory, I found that there was only Wang Xiaosan, and the others either ran out to surf the Internet, or exercised, Wang Xiaosan also left in a hurry after answering a phone call, but I don't know if he will come back at night, anyway, this guy has been boasting that he often takes his sister to the hotel, as if he is really possessed by a saint.

I sat down at the table, took out a piece of wood that had not yet been slapped, and polished it, and saw a small shadow outside the window quickly drill in, jump onto my table, and after carefully looking at the size of the wood chip, my cunning little eyes looked at me like it was almost bursting with fire.

"As long as you can be clever, I can't." I raised the piece of wood towards it, "Anyway, I didn't break my promise, this is your spirit card, there is no big one, don't look at me with those eyes, there was no standard before." ”

He handed the piece of wood to it and continued, "Come on, it's your turn, leave a mark." ”

Huang Pizi looked at the wood chips in front of him angrily, looked at me again, and finally stretched out his claws to leave a groove scratch on the spirit card, which can be regarded as taking over this relationship. However, the little creature snatched a pack of cigarettes from my jacket pocket and jumped onto the frame of the window, and the old god was spitting into the clouds, without the slightest sense of caution.

Even more excessively, when I was about to go to bed, this guy actually jumped on my bed first, rolled on the quilt vigorously, and when he saw me rush up, he sat on the pillow very humanly and grimaced at me, as if to tell me that this place belonged to it.

But is it possible?

I took it to the back collar hair, threw it into the bathroom, opened the lotus canopy, and rushed it on, rubbing it with shower gel, and said, "You're so embarrassed to sleep in the bed, do you know that your taste can be compared to the old guy's socks, do you want to try the power of his socks?" Promise you'll be embarrassed to fart in the future. ”

The yellow skin was lying comfortably in the basin, still rubbing it with my hands up and down, and I didn't pay attention to the words, lazily opened my eyelids and rolled my eyes and closed them again, I scolded in my heart: Dog guy, I really think I am a person. Then he put the lotus pod into his arms and said, "Solve it yourself, Lao Tzu will not be a shovel officer." ”

Very unpleasantly ended a bath, I lay on the bed, Huang Pizi like an uncle, also lay down, pillow on the pillow, follow my appearance and cover the quilt, and after a while actually fell asleep.

I got up early the next morning, and found that the yellow skin was gone, and I didn't know where to go, so I rushed to class with the sledgehammer, and after class at noon, the yellow skin didn't know where to pick up an apple and was lying on the bed to eat sweetly, I couldn't help but be attracted by a striking thing next to it, climbed on the bed to see, I was so shocked that I almost grabbed the beast and beat it, only to see that it was a piece of women's underwear, or the kind of lace.

Nima's, you're a brute, how can you have such a hobby? If people knew that this woman's underwear was in my bed, they would think I was a thief stealing underwear.

Thinking about it, I hurriedly took the underwear, saw that there was no one in the corridor, and hurriedly threw it into the trash, and as soon as I returned to the room, I saw that the yellow skin didn't know where to take out a purple one, and actually put it on his head, and showed two small eyes obscenely swinging his slender waist and jumping there.

Sure enough, the city is a big dye vat, and pure people will be dyed colorful when they come in, not to mention a yellow skin that is not inferior to human wisdom, at this moment I feel that it has been polluted by humans, first smoking, and now it is actually perverted dancing there wearing women's underwear.

I need to calm down.

As soon as he sat down, the door was suddenly pushed open, and he didn't need to look at this movement to know that it was the old egg who came back, so he shouted as soon as he came in: "Lao Li!" Look at me and I'm back in full state again, do you want me? ”

I didn't bother to look at him, but I jumped off the bed with my panties on my shoulder, looking at the old man, tilting my head and not knowing what the hell he was thinking.

The old man pointed to the yellow skin on my shoulder and laughed: "In the TV series, the hero Yang Guo brought a Condor, and Zhang Xiaofan also brought a three-eyed monkey in the novel. Look at you, you actually brought a weasel, haha, laughed at me, and it's still such a lewd weasel, and he still wears underwear! ”

I mourned in silence: Old egg, you are finished.

Before the old man finished laughing, his voice suddenly stopped, the smile instantly froze on his face, and his muscles twitched and said, "Lao Li, tell me honestly, this yellow skin can't be that one, right?" ”

I didn't answer him, I acquiesced.

The old egg shouted in horror: "I knew that such a day would definitely come, I think my old egg was unlucky, even the headless lady didn't hold me, but he poured blood mold twice in a row, it must be doing tricks." ”

Huang Pizi glanced at the old egg with disdain, and paid no interest in him, and climbed into bed to sleep, what the old egg was afraid of did not happen, and couldn't help but ask strangely: "Didn't you say that you were going to trouble me, why is it over?" ”

I handed him the spirit card, and the old man wondered, "What is this?" ”

"Spirit card, enshrine that great immortal!" I put the card back on my desk.

The old egg was pleasantly surprised and said, "You did it?" I'll just say that you, Lao Li, must be a person with unique skills, and he actually hides his secrets in front of me. ”

As he spoke, the old man climbed into his bed, took out a book from under the pillow, leaned next to the yellow skin, offered it with flattering hands, and said, "Daxian, I know that your old man must have a unique taste, and he must like this thing more than other weasels." ”

I took a look from below, it was actually an adult magazine, this old guy is really good at sycophants, and the yellow skin is not hypocritical, he actually learns the appearance of people, and flips through the pages with relish.

At this time, Lao Dan leaned down and asked, "Did Wang Xiaosan tell you about friendship?" ”

I shook my head.

"It's set for tomorrow night!" As he spoke, the old man rubbed his hands cheaply, raised his eyebrows and said, "So tomorrow, let's go and dress ourselves up first, it's best to get a hairstyle or something." ”

I thought about it for a while, there are still three days before my twentieth birthday, and there is not much conflict in time, so it doesn't hurt to go and see, if you don't go, you will be a little pretentious, after all, everyone has to get along in a dormitory for two or three years, and now it's not good to get stiff.

So I nodded in agreement.

Late at night, the others also returned to the dormitory to rest, the old egg has turned on the continuous shooting mode at the head of the bed, and kept talking to them with the sledgehammer, I walked to the window, just lit a cigarette, and saw that in the shadow of the street lamp downstairs, an old figure of the dragon clock slowly walked in the shadow of the light and flashed, my heart suddenly suddenly, it should be the grandfather who disappeared in the private room of the teahouse for no reason.

Before, he said that he would set up a formation downstairs in the dormitory, so I hurriedly threw away the cigarette and rushed downstairs, and turned around without finding my grandfather's figure, as if he had never appeared.

PS: Does it feel like the style of this chapter is a little different? In fact, I didn't shape the wind monkey in the coffin of the burial dragon, so I wanted to recreate a new yellow skin in this book, a yellow skin that does not make people feel scary and even a little cute and funny, this guy still has a big role in this book.