Chapter 44: Friction and Friction
"Don't rub it, this thing removes dead skin, removes wrinkles, opens the corners of the eyes, beautifies and nourishes the skin, can make the skin fair, white and red, blows can be broken, and can also replenish moisture, it is really a beauty product!"
"Nonsense. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"Really."
"Don't comfort me, you didn't get any touches, I have to get rid of it, I'm going to go out and wash my face."
"It's a big price."
"I'm not afraid."
"Then you get out."
Ma Xiaoyu stopped as soon as he took a step: "It's still ...... Forget it, there's no way we can stay here! ”
"I'll study and study the Dao Absorption Dafa first, and if I learn it, it doesn't matter if he is the third prince or the third prince's father."
"But there's no light here!"
"Make a fire."
"Do you have a fire break?"
"Nope."
"How is that born?"
"Friction."
"Friction?"
"Well, friction, friction, is the way to make a fire."
"Poof, it's a good song, but I'm still scared."
"I'm not comforting you, I'm saying it's true."
"How to rub?"
"To drill a hole for fire, all you need is a stick and a hole of the same radius, as well as grass."
"Where to look?"
"It's in the hole."
"How do you know?"
"Guess."
"Stop making a fuss."
"Go outside."
"It's a big price."
"I'll go."
"I'm afraid."
"Together."
Zhen Can and the two went out of the cave together, found a stick, cut a piece of wood with a sword, and found some hay back to the cave.
"There are no holes." Ma Xiaoyu said.
"No, I have a new way."
"What?"
"Bounce."
"Phlegm? It's disgusting. ”
"The brain hole is really big, dodge."
"Oh."
Zhen Can used QQ bombs against the hay at the entrance of the cave, and it instantly caught fire.
"Wow, that's amazing, how did I not think of that?"
"I also had an idea, let's go, and go find some wood."
"Okay."
After a while, a fire rose in the cave, and the ghosts that wandered in the cave immediately floated as far as they could.
Squatting next to the fire, Zhen Can felt that Ma Xiaoyu had become pretty, Zhen Can liked to be active in yellow light such as incandescent lamps, he didn't like the white of energy-saving lamps, and he didn't wave at all.
Ma Xiaoyu said: "Zhen Can, I have a question that I don't know whether to ask or not. ”
"Inappropriate."
"Then I'll ask too."
"Then you still ask."
"I wonder why you have yin and yang eyes."
"Providence."
"Born?"
"Possibly."
"What is possible?"
"Because that day I went to the summit of Mortal Peak, and then an extraterrestrial flying eye flew into my body, and then replaced my right eye, so that yin and yang eye may be a heavenly ...... Raw. ”
"Don't be kidding, how can there be such a thing."
"I know you won't believe it."
"Then you still make it up."
"I didn't make it up, it's true."
"Okay, if you don't want to say it, forget it."
"Look at it, if you don't believe it, don't ask me questions, I want to read a book."
"I believe, I believe, then, the second question, what kind of sword is your sword?"
"Death's sword."
Ma Xiaoyu was shocked: "What? Death, the sword of death, I have only heard of that sword in legends, where did you come from? ”
"God gave it to you."
"Tell me more."
"That day, I somehow went from the City of Death to the City of Imprisonment, and then suddenly I picked it up."
"Gone?" Ma Xiaoyu looked stunned.
"It's gone." Zhen Can said indifferently.
Ma Xiaoyu smiled: "Can you not joke." ”
"I'm serious."
"How can I not pick it up?"
"It's a matter of luck."
"The eyes flew from the sky, and the sword of death was picked up from the ground, so you're too lucky!"
"No way, character problem."
"I still don't believe it."
"Suspicion is a disease."
"Where are you from?"
"Earth, what about you?"
"Planet Obi."
"How long have you been here?"
"Eight years."
"How?"
"When I opened the circle of friends, I was sucked in by a whirlwind."
"Your dad came before you?"
"Well, eight years earlier."
"Are you going back?"
"Of course, my mom is still on Obi Planet, I miss her, I want to eat the braised pork she made, woo woo woo ......"
"Then you should work with me."
"You want to go back too?"
"Hmm."
"How long have you been here?"
"It's probably less than half a month."
"So short?"
"I'm not short."
"I think it's short."
"You can check."
"What?"
"Don't say good things a second time."
"Well, it's actually not bad here, at least my dad is the master of the door and in Obi, my dad is a farmer."
"But were you invited? No. Did people get your permission, no, so, there is no dignity. ”
"yes, what are you doing on Earth?"
"Students."
"Why did you want to go back?"
"I just bought the computer, and I have a lot of motion movies."
"What is a computer? What is Love Motion? ”
"What lighting do you use?"
"Oil lamps."
"You're too backward, we're too advanced."
"How advanced?"
"I don't want to say it, if I want to know, you can go to Earth with me."
"Hopefully we'll have a chance to get out of here."
"Definitely."
"I admire you for being able to achieve such great results in such a short period of time."
"Tongpei."
"How's your book going?"
"Almost."
"How to refine? Can I refin? ”
"Nope."
"Why?"
"It is said above that this kind of Taoist secret technique that absorbs people's internal power can only be cultivated by a pure yang man with yin and yang eyes."
"You're Pure Yang?"
"Yes, in my eight characters, the heavenly stems of the year, moon, sun, and hour pillars are the five yang stems of A, C, E, G, and Ren, and the earthly branches are the four pure yang branches of Yin, Si, Shen, and Hai. Moreover, I was born during the lunar calendar. It is the pure yang of pure yang, pure yang supreme, yang energy is at its peak, and its combat effectiveness is long-lasting, those goods in the underworld are not opponents at all, and I will kill them. ”
"It's amazing." Ma Xiaoyu looked adoring.
"Thank you."
"Then you hurry up and practice, we can go after learning it."
"Well, it may take a little longer, don't talk to me or touch me, or I'll go crazy and maybe do something out of control."
"Don't worry, I understand."
"Thank you, no one will talk to you, you will definitely be bored, I suggest you go catch a rabbit and roast it, I will eat it when I finish refining."
"You're asking me to cook?"
"Yes."
"I won't."
"That's why I'm looking for the easiest way for you to do it."
"Is it easy?"
"Well, it's two steps. The first step is to insert a stick into it, and the second step is to insert it. Place on fire. ”
"Okay, but if I go out, I may be caught by the ghosts, and if I don't eat the rabbit, I will probably be eaten by the rabbit."
"Possibly, you might as well see if there's anything to eat in the cave!"
"Okay, I'll take a look."
Ma Xiaoyu left with a torch.
Zhen Can continued his reading process.
This Dao Suction Dafa is really awesome, and I learned to absorb the internal forces of various creatures including but not limited to humans, goblins, livestock, plants, ghosts, monsters, elves, zombies, and vampires......
However, this Dao Absorbing Dafa is a very evil spell, and it can only be practiced by absorbing the yin qi between heaven and earth.
Yin Qi? Where to inhale yin qi? The yin qi here is quite heavy, but this concentration is definitely not enough.
That's right! Zhen Can's eyes lit up, he sat cross-legged, took out the sword of death, put it on his lap, and in an instant, the yin qi lingered around. Zhen Can immediately activated his internal force, breathed and breathed, and operated the yin qi in the meridians and experienced it.
One week after another, I don't know how long it took, Zhen Can entered a state of self-forgetfulness, he couldn't perceive anything, his body was also changing, the temperature was decreasing, his face was darkening, and his whole body was shrouded in yin qi, and the yin qi surrounded Zhen Can, rotating at a constant speed, and those ghosts who tried to get close were scared away by the strong yin qi when they approached.
I don't know how long it took to hear an angry roar, a black mist spit out of Zhen Can's mouth, his eyes opened suddenly, and he was emitting blue light, baring his teeth and grinning, which was very terrifying.
Ma Xiaoyu was stunned like a wooden chicken on the side, and said in his heart, this Dafa is really an evil martial art, he won't go mad!
"Mom, run."
Ma Xiaoyu ran to the entrance of the cave and heard Zhen Can say, "Stop!" ”
Ma Xiaoyu turned around, ready to flee at any time, and she asked with a strange expression: "You, what did you say?" ”
Zhen Can walked to the entrance of the cave, looked at the sunlight outside, and smiled: "I really didn't expect that the sun was shining on the chrysanthemums." ”
"How can there be chrysanthemums! Are you stupid, do you still recognize me? ”
"Aren't you my wife?"
"It's over, I'm really stupid, I would have advised you if I knew it, and I wouldn't let you practice, but after I practiced, I became a fool, and the price was too huge."
"It's really a shame to fight all night for my husband last night and let the baby stay alone in the empty boudoir, come, compensate you for my husband."
"Don't come here."
Ma Xiaoyu pulled out his sword and aimed it at Zhen Can: "Wake up quickly, I'm not your wife, Zhen Can, don't scare me!" You're stupid, how can I be good? ”
"It's stupid and it doesn't affect manhood, come on, I'll let you feel it, wahahaha......"
"Woo woo woo ......" Ma Xiaoyu couldn't stop crying.
"Come on......" Zhen Can opened his arms and hugged the past.
In that case, let's die here together!
Ma Xiaoyu gritted his teeth, his eyebrows were furrowed, his hand tightened, and a sword stabbed Zhen Can in the throat.
Zhen Can flashed, his two fingers clamped the sword, his head shook, his face was shocked, and he seemed to recover his memory all of a sudden: "Xiaoyu, what are you doing?" ”
Ma Xiaoyu was taken aback and looked surprised: "How are you?" ”
"What's so good, why are you stabbing me?"
Ma Xiaoyu was overjoyed, threw away the sword with a bang, threw herself into Zhen Can's arms and sobbed: "Woo woo...... I thought you were crazy, stupid, scared people to death. ”
Zhen Can patted her jade back and snickered: "Okay, okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it may be a side effect of the practice, and it's often fine after a while after the practice." ”
"I see! So has your Dao Suction Dafa succeeded? Ma Xiaoyu let go of Zhen Can and wiped his tears.
"I don't know, I need to give it a try, would you like to?"
Ma Xiaoyu was stunned: "What are you kidding?" ”
"Hahaha...... Let's go, it's time for us to retreat, the demon core has been obtained, there is no need to entangle here, in case we encounter the demon king, it will be troublesome, or the mainland. ”
"Yes, hurry up, this place is too dangerous, I don't know if they have completed their mission, should we go find them?"
"Yes, little color!" Zhen Can shouted.