But then I saw a particularly interesting sight. Through the window, I spotted the large trucks driving down the street, their fuel tanks tightly wrapped in quilts. Out of curiosity, I asked Umeko, who was driving, "Why do you put a quilt on the fuel tank?" ”

Meizi smiled for the first time since opening the car (you talk about how boring Lao Cao's questions are), "Those are diesel cars from other places, in order to avoid not catching fire, this stupidest method is used, that is, to wrap the fuel tank with a quilt or an old cotton jacket." The fuel tanks of our local diesel cars have been modified, with an extra layer of warm accessories, so there will be no failure to ignite. ”

Good guys, tell me how cold it has to be in this place, even the gas tanks have to be wrapped. After hearing these words, I looked at Lao Cao, and saw that this old brother was trembling all over, looked back at what I was wearing, and then lowered his head to look at the clothes he was wearing, and then his face was like the big purple eggplant, how ugly and ugly it was.

How do you call a big white goose? Let you be so careful, knowing that it is ridiculously cold here, and you still wear such thin clothes to come out, this is beautiful!

The car drove for a while, but I can't remember exactly how long, after all, my stomach was very uncomfortable. I only remember that I finally stopped in front of the Qiqihar Nenjiang Hotel.

Meizi didn't turn off the fire immediately, but said to us very politely: "You two came all the way and stayed up all night on the train, it should be quite hard." For the time being, I will rest in this hotel. Just call me when you're rested! ”

The two of us both expressed their appreciation for Meizi's thoughtful behavior. Then Meizi handed Lao Cao the room card for the two of us to stay in the hotel and her mobile phone number, it seemed that she didn't plan to go in with us (I felt that this girl was trying to avoid suspicion, and she was really scheming).

After getting out of the car, I carried a suitcase full of warm clothes and entered the hotel with Lao Cao, and under the guidance of the welcome at the bar, we entered the room.

After closing the door, Lao Cao's mouth pouted, "This dilapidated hotel is not good." "It's true that the equipment in this hotel is a little old, the TV is still the kind of big ass, and the computer doesn't look advanced enough. Fortunately, the room as a whole is quite clean, and the main thing is that it is very warm inside.

"Oh, don't grind, I'll go to the bathroom, come back to sleep, I'm sleepy!" I yawned heavily.

"Then hurry up, I'm going to take a shower." Lao Cao raised his nose and sniffed his clothes, as if he hadn't forgotten what I had done with the lewd man in the car.

"Holy! Do you have to smell of perfume all over your body, and go back and let your sister-in-law find out and have a big fight? I glared at Lao Cao with great dissatisfaction, and then went to the bathroom to have a good excretion.

I have to say that Lao Cao is good at everything, but he is greedy for small profits. As soon as I came out of the bathroom, this old brother took off his essence, and then rushed into the bathroom, and did not forget to tell me: "Turn up the temperature of the air conditioner, we have paid the rent." After saying that, the old man hummed a tuneless song and went to take a bath.

Putting Lao Cao aside, the little master was really sleepy, and he didn't pay attention to Lao Cao's instructions, just took off his coat, and fell asleep on the bed.

"Rob the landlord, rob the landlord, I rob!" I had the voice of fighting the landlord in my ears, rubbed my eyes, and found that Lao Cao was sitting in front of the computer and playing the landlord.

"What time is it?" It may have been that there was too much gas excreted, and I felt empty and hungry.

"It's three o'clock in the afternoon." Lao Cao didn't reply, still staring at the computer screen and playing landlord fighting.

"Damn, you're not sleepy, are you?" I slowly got up from the bed, staggered to the table, and took a bottle of soft drink.

"I'm not sleepy, I see that you sleep very soundly, and I didn't call you when I was eating." Lao Cao, the second goods, when did he learn to eat alone. Forget it, it's time to lose weight!

"I'm going to take a shower, you can call Meizi." Seeing that I was awake, Lao Cao stuffed me with the note with the other party's phone number written on the table, and walked towards the bathroom again with a sigh of relief.

"Don't go back and wash your bald skin again." When I was in Liaoyang with Lao Cao, I didn't see the other party love cleanliness so much, this time it's good, I took a bath twice, it's really cheap and doesn't take advantage of the bastard.

Since I mentioned taking a bath, I remembered a particularly interesting thing about Lao Cao. That is, at the beginning of 2013, Lao Cao came to my wedding shop mysteriously, "Brother, you don't want to get a ** body card." ”

"Huh?" I thought the other party could have something important, but the problem is that what he said is not the same thing as I thought.

"Let's do one, I've done it all, you see." Lao Cao said as he showed me the membership card of the ** body center he handled.

"I'm so busy that I hit the back of my head, I can't wait to sleep at night, what's the use of my fitness card?" What kind of wind is Lao Cao smoking today, why did he think of getting a fitness card? Besides, this old brother is not rich in the first place, where did he get the spare money to make all this useless?

"Brother, I'll settle the account for you." Brother Cao excitedly folded his fingers and calculated for me, "The membership card of the first ** body center is 650 yuan, and it is 365 days a year, and the average is less than 1 yuan 8 a day." The most important thing is that you can take a shower after exercising, and it costs at least 8 yuan to wash outside, and the environmental facilities are not as good as the fitness center. The more Lao Cao talked, the happier he became, as if he had picked up a big gold ingot.

This is Lao Cao's way of thinking, but as far as I know, within that year, Lao Cao didn't go to 20 times, mainly because we were both busy, where did we get the time to go to the gym. In this way, if 650 yuan is divided by 20, it will be close to more than 30 yuan at a time, and I don't know if Lao Cao will vomit blood ^_^ and take the note from the table after he understands it, I found that the drinks that were originally placed on the table, as well as instant noodles and ham sausages or something, were almost all wiped out by Lao Cao alone, but fortunately, this old brother is quite particular and left me a few bottles, that is, the bottle I am holding in my hand now. Looking at the bucket of instant noodles again, I realized that this old man's so-called lunch refers to this, which is really weird.

In order to confirm my guess, I asked loudly to Lao Cao in the bathroom, "Brother Cao, did you eat instant noodles at noon?" ”

"Ah, what's wrong?" Lao Cao was washing the skin inside, and replied without thinking about it.

"Not really." How can you let me pick up Lao Cao's words, I can't say that you have dropped the price, so we were invited by the other party to arrange the feng shui bureau, and the other party didn't say that the seven dishes and eight bowls entertained us, but at least don't nest in the hotel and eat instant noodles by yourself.

Thinking of this, I shouted to Lao Cao again: "I'll go out and come back immediately." "Don't go out and walk around, you won't have to go back and get lost." Lao Cao is quite kind, but he can't guess that I went out to clean up the mess for Ya...

to be continued