Chapter Seventy-Eight

Tyumen mountain car god

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As I said before:

No one knows better than me what the story will hold next!

No one knows better than I do what the story will do next!

Just as everyone seems to know themselves, but they don't understand themselves at all!

For this story that seems to have been written by me, I am in this state as well......

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The fat man's eyes made Kang Chu believe that this guy couldn't have run back specifically to save them! There must be something else......

Saving people is just a passing thing! Having this kind of suspicion is completely an instinctive mentality called "the heart of defense is indispensable", and this mentality is especially necessary for a guy who has just met for less than ten minutes!

The fat man named Tyumen drove through the rat swarm, and then began to slow down slowly. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Watch him cautiously open the window and poke his head out to look behind him.

"What's your name?" Kang Chu deliberately asked the fat man's name again.

The fat man stared at the outside tightly, and said without even looking back: "My name is Qiuming!" I've already said that! ”

"Oh! O Tyumen! Kang Chu nodded with a complicated look in his eyes.

And at this time, the fat man who called himself Tyumen finally breathed a sigh of relief after seeing that there was no movement in the street behind him.

A look of relief......

"Stop first!"

Kang Chu laughed strangely.

"What are you parking?"

"You stop first!"

"Those rats ........"

"It's already far away, and even if those rats are chasing after them, it will take a while! You'd better park, I've got something to talk to you about! ”

Just when the car stopped in Tyumen......

Claire smiled, and then said softly, "Boy, you're going to be unlucky......"

Unlucky?

What's unlucky?

That Qiu Ming looked at Kang Chu who was smiling on the side suspiciously, he didn't know Kang Chu! With a guy like Kang Chu who has revenge, even if it is postponed, he will have to take revenge after the autumn!

That Tyuming stole Kang Chu's car twice before and after, for the sake of saving everyone once, he could be exempted from punishment once!

But another time, he had to be taught a lesson!

"Stinky boy, let you steal my car! Let you steal my car! You steal my car! Steal my car! Steal a car! Steal! ”

It's just a blink of an eye! Kang Chu was completely defenseless in Qiuming, and slapped it on the back of his head! Each blow was accompanied by a curse, which made the fat even more swollen!

"Uncle, can you stop?"

Tyumen pleaded pitifully and constantly with a crying voice.

"Say!" Kang Chu grabbed Qiu Ming's ears and shouted, "Who are you kids? Why did you steal a car so easily, was it a thief before? ”

"Thief?" That Qiu Ming was stunned for a moment, and suddenly tightened his clothes very solemnly: "Uncle, I'm not a thief!" I'm a car god! ”

"Which hill?"

"Tyumen!"

Kang Chu was stunned: Tyumen? Takumi Fujiwara? 86？ Ryosuke Takahashi?

Wen Qi behind him also nodded: "Tyumen Mountain!" I know! There is indeed such a mountain, and there are often bikers and the like on the mountain roads of that mountain! It is said that the local police have a headache about this matter! ”

"Tyumen mountain car god?" Kang Chu was stunned, why is this worldview a little messy, how did this plot develop, and why is it even connected to Japanese anime?

The fat man Qiuming looked at Kang Chu still confused and disbelieving.

Known as the god of cars, he took out a bunch of honorary certificates directly from his clothes pocket, as well as various licenses and other books!

It's piled up there, and it's a dozen centimeters high!

That's it, the fat man took out two small certificates of honor from the soles of his shoes! This dick has exploded! In the last days, others will either be armed with their whole body or bring food and water!

This guy can even take out a certificate of honor from the crotch, a sense of déjà vu of a grenade in the crotch.

The fat man Tyumen took it out, and at the same time introduced it one by one:

"This is my certificate of honor for the god of the Tyumen mountain car!"

"This is my certificate for the Violent Thirteenth District Street Racing God!"

"This is my certificate of merit from the Crystal Lake Rider!"

(Crystal Lake!) Depend on! Isn't that the hometown of Jason, a murderer who likes to wear a hockey mask? You go there to drive, or around the lake! Aren't you afraid of being pulled into the lake by little Jason? ）

After almost three minutes of certificates, including the introduction, Tyumen put all the certificates in order: "All right! That's all! ”

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All right! This guy has finally stopped! Kang Chu's whole head was about to explode when he heard it: "Are you a professional fake certificate?" Carry so many documents with you? ”

"It's an honor!"

Tyumen held those certificates in his arms like a treasure, and then said: "If I don't carry these honorary certificates, how can you be sure that I am the god of cars?" ”

"After you took it out, it made me think that you were an imposter car god!"

Kang Chu motioned to the guy in front of him who carried the honorary certificate with him and called himself the car god to quickly put away those certificates, saving all kinds of embarrassment and conspicuousness.

Do you still have your certificate with you?

This kind of guy knows at a glance that he is an impostor!

How can there be a car god who is not so low-key.

But......

Claire whispered in Kang Chu's ear: "Uncle, whether he is a car god or not, this guy's driving skills are indeed first-class enough!" That turn ...... just now"

Oh, yes!

Half of the car was already hanging out, and this guy was able to miraculously turn it around. This level, even if it is not a real car god, that level is quite high!

And after educating him, he found out that this guy ......

It's really cowardly!

It's so cowardly!

It seems that all fat people have their own attribute of cowardice, of course, not all!

After Tyuming was educated by Kang Chu, he lit the fire again and prepared to go!

At this time, he twisted the key a few times but found that the car could not be started again at all......

"Don't tell me the car is broken!" Kang Chu asked, pointing to the steering wheel, but Qiu Ming nodded very embarrassedly.

Claire then spoke: "Let me see!" ”

Tyumen gave up the driver's seat, and after Claire personally came up to check it twice, she helplessly told Kang Chu: "It seems to be really broken!" ”

Claire came up to check in person, naturally to make sure that the kid didn't have tricks, and after making sure that he didn't have tricks!

Kang Chu and Wen Qi also had to get out of the car, picked up some food and water from the car, and could only prepare to travel lightly.

That Tyumen also seemed to be planning to follow Kang Chu, but it just looked.

When Kang Chu hadn't said to let him get out, he really did.

Just rolled back into the car.

The car that had already broken down turned out to be better in an instant, and the fat man Qiuming kept reversing, while hysterically yelling at Kang Chu: "Dead old man! Lao Tzu came back to save you with good intentions, you dead old man dare to beat me! You wait, wait for me to return to Tyumen, call the brothers, come directly and kill you! ”

People who don't know think how much he has been wronged!

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Then、In the midst of the scolding and scolding of the fat man who called himself the god of the car and whose name was Tyumen, the off-road vehicle gradually ran away! And it was directly snatched away by him, a fat man, in front of Kang Chu again.

A ditch was planted three times in a row, this was the first time Kang Chu had encountered it in his life, and it was still from the same person's hand.

What are the consequences?

The consequence is that if this guy dares to come back, he will die!

Claire on the side couldn't help but say happily: "Uncle has met an opponent this time, this kid has actually pit Uncle twice in a row!" Oh, and if you add the first time before, it's exactly three times! ”

Even Wen Qi was surprised: "Sincerely! This fat man is so powerful! The car was obviously broken, but he repaired it again in an instant! ”

"It can only be said that it was not bad from the beginning!" Claire laughed: "It was this fat man who did the tricks, I didn't check it out!" ”

"You're still laughing!" Kang Chu pointed in the direction where the fat man fled and scolded: "If that stinky boy dares to come back, Lao Tzu will have to kill him this time!" ”

Wait a minute!

Uncle, what did you just say?

The conversation was interrupted for a moment by the sound of an engine, and it was so familiar! So familiar that you don't need to look at it to know that it's an RG23 model off-road vehicle!

Just after Kang Chu had just finished yelling, something unexpected happened again......

That fat man named Tyumen, he turned out to be back again!

It turned out to be ..... again

How dare he come back?

Just when Kang Chu and the three of them were confused by this unbelievable logic, they saw a huge black shadow closely behind the fat man's car......

All right!

There are many reasons to run back this time!

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"Uncle, what's that black thing?"

"How the do I know what it is?"

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