Chapter 11: The King's Drain Cover
"Haha, this smell can definitely make that big lewd thief reminisce for half a year! Hmph, dead lewd thief, dare to despise me, this is the price you have to pay!"
Chen Xin laughed, revealing two cute little tiger teeth, if she was painting two ears for her at this time, then she would be a cute little devil!
"Xiao Fang, my sister is spoiled by me, and this temper will inevitably be almost bad, so you have to be more tolerant in the future......" Chen Wei said with a smile.
"I'll try my best!" Fang Chang smiled helplessly.
Wait, what do you mean for me to be more forgiving in the future? Why does this sound so easy to make people want to be crooked?
At this time, Chen Xin had already brought in the special cup of "hangover water".
"Fang Chang, how about you try my craftsmanship!" Chen Xin handed the cup in his hand to Fang Chang.
Let's not talk about whether it is useful or not, when it is the colorful color, it makes Fang Chang feel like he wants to vomit. Will I die if I drink this?
He turned his head to see Chen Wei's encouraging eyes, and when he raised his head, he saw Chen Xin's expectant expression again. In the end, he still stretched out his trembling hand and took the special drink handed over by Chen Xin......
Fang Chang carried it in front of him, but it didn't reach his nose yet. The pungent smell from there made the five flavors in his body tumble!
"As for this hangover solution, you have to drink it all at once. Otherwise, it won't work!" Chen Xin said with a smile.
The long forehead of the "......" has a black line.
He wanted to refuse this cup of dark food, but the brother and sister looked at him with fierce eyes, as if if if he didn't drink it, the two of them would pounce on him in the next second.
That's it, just take it as the price you pay for your own indiscriminate looking!
Fang Chang brought the quilt to his mouth, and he tilted his head and closed his eyes.
The cup of black stuff was already running down his mouth and down his throat.
Although there are sweet, sour, bitter, spicy and salty flavors in the world, it is because of them that people can enjoy a variety of delicacies!
But I've never seen a thing that mixes five flavors together!
As soon as this hangover medicine entered the stomach, Fang Chang's stomach rolled straight over. He was about to vomit it out immediately, but he was afraid that after he vomited, this ghost spirit would wait to make another cup, which would be another torture for him.
"Well, this poisoned wine...... I've already drunk this hangover. I really want to go back......" After Fang Chang finished speaking, he didn't care about Chen Wei's brother and sister's answers, and he had already gone downstairs, leaving only the end of running away!
"Xiao Xin, Xiao Xin, how did he offend you, you have to harm him like this!" Chen Xin scolded with a smile.
"Hee-hee, keep it secret! I didn't expect him to be as fun as when he was a child. When I come back from vacation this time, I have to play!" Chen Xin's face showed a charming smile, and those two cute little tiger teeth shone brightly!
Fang Chang had just left the hotel, and he lay down on a telephone pole and vomited wildly! He leaned on the telephone pole with a pale face, let out a long sigh, and said:
"Don't look at indecency, the ancients don't deceive me!"
"Forget it, it's not too early. Let's go back early!"
After cleaning up his embarrassed appearance, he also walked in the direction of home!
Probably because Takayama Village is so backward that there are no street lights in the village. And today happens to be another dark and windy night!
The road ahead was hazy, and I couldn't see the road conditions clearly.
But Fang Chang didn't slow down at all, but instead ran home step by step. He also boasted as he walked:
"Hehe, how can the dark night stop me from moving forward. This road is ...... even if I close my eyes."
"Ah......h
Fang Chang let out a miserable scream.
Yes, Fang Chang was slapped in the face by himself. He won the bid less than ten meters from his doorstep!
"Who is this so immoral, just steal the manhole cover in the city, and now don't even let go of the drainage ditch cover? If I let me know, I will have to beat you to death!" Fang Chang scolded.
Drainage in a mountain village is crucial. In this way, the safety of the mud house can be maintained during the rainstorm season. The drainage canal in front of Fang Chang's house is particularly high, about half a meter and more than 50 centimeters wide.
I didn't know that the immoral man had stolen the drain cover from their house, so he stepped into it with one foot!
Fang Chang got up from the canal and walked home.
It's already past ten o'clock in the evening, and Yu Qin is knitting straw shoes in the hall on the first floor!
"Huh, why are you back?" asked Yu Qin in surprise.
"I ...... This, Mom, what do you mean I shouldn't come back?" Fang Chang looked at her with a confused expression.
Yu Qin patted her head and said with a smile: "I see that you haven't been back for so long, and I think your blind date should go well." I thought you'd go to the woman's house for the night!"
Black lines appeared on the long square forehead.
"Mom, no matter how smooth the blind date is, I haven't seen the truth of spending the night at the woman's house when we meet for the first time!
"Hey, you stinky boy, how do you talk to your mother!" Yu Qin raised his hand and slapped it on his hand.
"Huh, why are you so embarrassed?" Yu Qin noticed that the square trousers were covered with green moss, and there was a lot of mud on the knees.
"Don't mention it, I don't know that the unscrupulous ghost stole the drain cover of our house. It's all at the door, and I fell!" Fang Chang not only complained.
"I don't know what's going on. Not only our house, but also several nearby households have had their drainage covers stolen! The village has changed it several times, and it has just been replaced with a new one and stolen again. The village committee has said that if you encounter it, you will let each family be responsible for it!" Yu Qin explained.
"What is a broken drain cover worth? It's really too immoral, if I catch him, see how I clean him up!" Fang Chang said viciously.
"Seeing that you came back so late, it looks like today's blind date should go well!" Yu Qin looked at Fang Chang expectantly.
Fang Chang originally wanted to tell the truth. told my mother that I rejected Liu Xiao because I liked others psychologically, but I didn't even know people's names. When she said it, her mother must have thought that she was fooling her! Now for my mother, the most important thing is her life's events.
In order not to let his mother worry about it, Fang Chang could only deal with it and said, "It's not bad!"
"When will you make an appointment next time?"
"Well, I haven't made an appointment yet!" Fang Chang said with a wry smile.
"You said you're a college student, too! Why don't you even think about it. Boys must take the initiative, you know? Girls are more reserved, if you don't go on an appointment, will you let her ask you out!" Yu Qin scolded with hatred.
"Okay, I'll make an appointment tomorrow!"
"Hurry up and wash it, and then I'll help you take care of the wound later!" Yu Qin urged.
"Okay!" Fang Chang replied and went upstairs.
"With the charm of our son, maybe people will really send it to the door! Wei Guo, have you seen our child? Now he is also old enough to start a family!" Yu Qin said, tears remained.