Revised Edition, Volume 4, Heaven and Earth, Chapter 10: Love or Just a Transaction (I)
When I woke up from my vertigo, I had an old impatient nurse in sight other than the whitely lit hospital ceiling. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info glanced around, and sure enough, when they encountered this kind of scene, the hospital was very prosperous. I originally thought that depending on my rank (the second lieutenant is not small, much higher than the soldiers, and few officers are in the battlefield in person), I can live in the entire cadre suite, pretending to be sick and staying in the hospital for a week. Who knew that those veterans ran faster than me, and they had already filled up the ICU, VIP, and senior cadres and middle cadre wards. Those high-end rooms are not occupied, and the ordinary wards are full of wounded soldiers, and I am embarrassed to grab their places. At this time, everyone in the hospital was very busy, and when the nurse asked me about room separation, I only hesitated for a moment, and she put the oxygen bag in my hand and told me to sit on the corridor bench to save myself.
I fought for most of the night, but I was unharmed, but because of the lack of oxygen in my brain due to long-term inefficient artificial respiration, I was naturally fine when I inhaled oxygen. Even though it was such a simple thing, I didn't want to do it seriously, but held back my strength to make a tearful yawn addict look, and then sucked and made a cool expression and some rhythmic monotonous moans. The civilian patients certainly revered me as a ghost, and even the wounded soldiers who were slightly wounded in the corridors sat as far away as I could.
After a short time, I finished taking a bag of oxygen, and immediately felt refreshed and my brain gradually returned to normal functioning. After entering the battle just now, although I put a lot of POS on my face, my mind was always running at high speed, and I finally started to feel tired. However, before I could go home to sleep, the herald's call sign came from the entrance of the hospital: Governor Barrett has arrived.
I don't like Black Carbon, and he has the same feelings for me. Unlike the feeling of a natural rivalry in Simba: I knew he was a capable man, and he knew that I wasn't a fuel-efficient lamp. However, we just can't produce that kind of heroic sympathy between us, but are full of incompatibility from head to toe. Anyway, when I heard that he was coming, I was very upset.
After Barrett came, he naturally went to visit the bigwigs who were not injured at all but died in the cadre ward. His guards blocked the gate of the hospital and prevented people from entering and leaving, which was really a crime. I couldn't occupy the high-level ward, I was in a bad mood, and I just wanted to go back to sleep, but I stopped at the gate. The two soldiers who stopped me were still frequent customers of the Internet café, so I pretended to be kind and said a few words, but they only shook their heads at me. I was in a hurry, and I was about to stand up with them, but the two guards immediately softened, and while handing me cigarettes, they smiled and explained that Barrett had specifically instructed me not to let me go, saying that there was something to ask me for. I knew it was useless to embarrass them, so I sat down on the bench at the door and smoked a cigarette.
When he smoked his fifth cigarette, Barrett and his party finally appeared in the hospital lobby. His lieutenant shouted to silence the people around him, saying that the governor had something to announce. After clearing the scene, Barrett walked up to me, put on a very appreciative expression, and announced aloud: "Second Lieutenant Huang is level-headed and handled this incident appropriately. Go to the front line of the battlefield in person, kill and wound many enemy soldiers, and make remarkable achievements. The Relondo Military Mansion has decided to immediately award the honorary title and medal of the first-class combat hero! ”
As soon as he spoke, everyone around me applauded feverishly as if they were crazy, which made me a little flustered. When Barrett hung me with the medal, I gradually calmed down and asked in a low voice, "What's the use of this battle hero?" Barrett didn't expect me to ask this question, squinted at the people around him, and whispered to me, "Although it can't be promoted or reinstated, there is always some use in Leilondo, and you can use it as a privilege." My heart churned, and I stared at him and asked, "That's what people like Simba are used to for this kind of privilege, right?" ”
Barrett laughed a few times, lowered his voice and said, "Lei Longdo doesn't need a humble gentleman, what he needs is an absolute strongman. Huang, you are making great strides on the road we have walked. Then he patted me on the shoulder and said loudly, "Keep trying, keep trying!" ”
Special honors such as military merit medals and meritorious service medals in the army can be used and exchanged for corresponding things, such as salary increases, early promotions, and room discounts. Of course, not everyone will use it for equivalent exchange, and there are some exceptions - there are always some rusty old antiques in this world who think that honor is more important than everything, and even do not want to take out military medals for a lifetime. They just didn't figure it out: whether you take it out or not, the military merit and honor are yours, the difference is only whether it still has the potential to be used. Outsiders don't know these things very well, and I was born in a military family and already knew it, but I deliberately asked Barrett.
When I was a child, I heard the old man Zhou in the compound of the military region talk about the use of honor is also a science. If you use it well, you can get twice the result with half the effort; If you don't use it properly, everything will stop. This kind of honor that can be used is like a magic weapon that can make love win, but how to use it and when to use it is still up to the person. The first one found is not necessarily the best, but I always think that the latter will be better and discard most of the previous encounters will not get anything. However, no one can imagine when and how I will use this honor.
I learned a famous saying from a young thief, "Flowers bloom and need to be broken, don't wait for flowers to be empty and branches", which is translated into modern Chinese as a saying that "a good life comes first". Now that you have this kind of strange goods that you can squander, do you want to keep them for the elderly? I couldn't sleep anymore at the moment, so I went straight to the Leilondo command center and asked to talk to Basque Bing. The mission of Basque Ice is nearing completion, and he is now in the Northern Capital. This kind of interstellar communication in different universes requires the use of inverting transponders, which is costly, and according to Samsung's information control regulations, no major matters such as official business can be established at will. The people in the command center patiently and meticulously explained this rule to the new combat heroes, but I slapped the military medal on their table: "Is it okay to use this?!" ”
No one had ever used their lives in exchange for privileges like this, and the people in the command center couldn't help but be very embarrassed. At my urging, they had to go directly to Barrett. The black charcoal head had been busy all night, and he encountered such a funny thing when he settled down a little just now, he couldn't believe other people's rumors, and directly asked me to talk to him on the phone: "Huang Er, are you serious?" ”
I didn't bother to go into detail with him, so I replied directly: "Yes, I want to use this right." It has the right not to use it, and it will be invalid when it expires. ”
"Huang Er, I have a word of advice for you: you don't have to be in such a hurry. Although this privilege is only valid in the Leilondo area and does not directly help you in reinstatement, it will be useful when you redivide the house and set up a special area subsidy in the near future. Barrett explained to me with rare patience.
I ignored his advice and bargained, "It's just a phone call, can't I use it?" ”
"......," Barrett was silent for a moment before saying, "Then whatever you want." ”
I spent my military medal and dialed the phone on the Basque Ice side. The effect of interstellar calls is simply not flattering, and even with frantic compression to reduce the load on the transponder, the delay is more than ten seconds. He was sleeping soundly, with an idiotic smile. After more than ten seconds, when he finally heard my brief statement, he immediately yelled at me for being stupid, and explained how bad my call was for the same reasons as Barrett. I didn't even listen to it and quickly interjected and asked, "How much money did you get there?" ”
"Why do you ask this?" As soon as Basque Bing heard me talk about these speculative things in the interstellar phone call that had been monitored and automatically archived for three years, he immediately became alarmed.
"Lend them all to me."
"It's fine, but ......"
"Tomorrow, you will go to the computer street in the middle of the second ring road west and help me buy some computers."
"Huang Er, what's wrong with you, don't you understand bullying me? The computers on the main planet are much worse than those on Leilon, so why buy here? Basque Bing protested.
"I didn't have time to explain, they only gave me three minutes." I tried my best to control the time: "You call Guo Guang and tell him what I asked you to do, he understands what is going on and will give you a configuration list." Buy as many units as you can and ship them back on your military plane. ”
Basque Bing finally came to his senses and said in a stealing voice: "Huang Er, this kind of thing violates Article 22 of the Samsung Communication Law......"
When the time is up, the call is automatically cut off. Article 22 of the Samsung Communication Law prohibits the use of official duties to conduct personal purposes, and the fat man knows very well what I am going to do, but he has already gotten on my thief ship, saying that these are just fake fights, and I believe that he will definitely break the law to help me - this person is righteous to the extent that he is unprincipled, but I like it, haha.
According to my calculations, even if Basque Ice doesn't bargain, the profit from the sale of jewelry crafts on Samsung to the main star black market is at least about five times, so his 150,000 start-up capital will be doubled over there, and more than 700,000 will be left except for treats and gifts. Although the performance of the main star computer is far lower than that of the main star computer, the requirements of the mainstream software games, including the network, are formulated according to the situation over there, and the high-performance machine on the Leilundo side actually does not play a big role -- if you buy an ordinary model for 5,000 yuan over there, you can buy at least 120 units in addition to the necessary network equipment costs, and you have to fill up his military special plane. If he comes back from smuggling this trip, the scale of our Internet café will be expanded by eight times. These pure numbers are so cool to calculate that I can't sleep at night with excitement.
Because I slept late, I didn't sleep long before I was woken up by the noise outside. Qiang opened his sleepy eyes and looked out, he was lining up to see off those big guys. Wearing G-glasses and looking at the telescope function, the stage is still set up in the distance to celebrate the successful repulsion of the enemy who has attacked again. I immediately thought of myself wearing red and wearing big red flowers, and listened to the tragic situation of the black charcoal head's cordial lecture with a happy stupid face, and suddenly woke up in fright. Combat heroes are easy to do, and it is difficult to bear them when they are brought out to show the public. Looking down, there were already a few giggling soldiers walking towards me, holding a banner of "First-Class Battle Hero", needless to say, prepared for me. Depend on~~~
At this time, how effective is the million-level equipment that the organization has issued for us. I didn't even have time to put on my clothes, so I jumped out of bed with only my underwear on, and hurriedly put on my G-style combat uniform. As soon as they were dressed, the men had already walked to the door. The moment they twisted the door open, I turned on invisibility. They came in to see that they couldn't see me, so they looked for it inexplicably, and ran to ask the doorman of the officer's quarters. I slipped out while they were out.
At this time, the entire central district of Leilondo was busy with these two things. I was going to go to the luxurious café where the student named Zhou Qian works for a long time and wait for the limelight to pass. However, I can't drive in hiding, there are so many people in the four corners that I can't run, and if I walk, I will be visible halfway through. Looking back at the woods behind the dormitory, I decided to go up the hill to fight the guerrillas, turned around and walked in. After a while, they came to the top of the woods. It's far from the center, separated by trees, and the noise is barely audible. Satisfied, I found a clean boulder to lie down, took off my G-suit as a pillow and continued to sleep.
I slept in a relatively quiet, airy place for a long day, and it wasn't until three o'clock in the afternoon that I woke up completely and felt very hungry. His mind was still a little confused when he first woke up, but he couldn't sleep anymore, so he simply sat up and smoked. However, today is destined not to be clean, and before I finish a cigarette, I feel someone approaching. After a while, Chen Qi walked over from the woods and said, "Idler, what are you doing on it?" ”
At this time, I was shirtless, squinting and smoking a cigarette that had almost reached the filter, and one eye was half-closed due to the smoke, which was the worst time for my image. But I ignored these and beckoned: "Come on, come on, this is a slightly elegant place for Lei Longdo, come and have fun." ”
Chen Qi walked up to me and sat down, shaking two fingers of his right hand at me. I remembered that she had started to learn to smoke, and though she was reluctant, she reached into her bag and touched it. Unexpectedly, the consumption in the past two days has been very large, and I don't know that the one I am holding in my mouth now is already Haidilao Yue, and there is nothing in the bag.
Chen Qi showed the most common look of contempt and said, "Smoke mine." "He took out an unopened box of cigarettes from his pocket and divided them with me. I lit her fire and said, "It's not sexist at all, but I don't think it's good for women to smoke at all." Chen Qi shook his head and said, "It's obviously sexist." ”
I had no intention of arguing with a woman at the top of the rankings as a villain, so I turned my face away and stopped talking. Chen Qi suddenly asked a little speechlessly: "You said that the elegance is here, where is the elegance?" "I stood up, arms outstretched, and stood in the wind. After meditating for a while with his eyes closed, he turned around and said, "At this moment, this scene makes people want to leave the world and seek the ultimate secret of the universe. If you meditate on a scene like 'the breeze blowing on the hills and the moon shining on the river', you will make great progress on the road to enlightenment. ”
"Shut up! You're obviously a vulgar rascal, and it's so funny to talk to me about the scriptures and the Tao! Chen Qi suddenly started a fire without a head. I don't know what I provoked her, so I stiffened my body and didn't dare to move, for fear that she would see that something was wrong with me again. After about half a minute of silence, she suddenly threw her cigarette aside in a rage and said to herself, "I don't smoke." Just as I was about to say something, I interjected, "Beauty......"
"What's the matter?!" She replied as if she had eaten gunpowder.
"Littering cigarette butts like this can cause forest fires. Even if it doesn't catch fire, it's not good to burn ants and earthworms......" I teased her as I secretly prepared to leap away.
Chen Qi choked on me and couldn't speak, but miraculously he didn't get angry, but took out his pistol and fired a shot at that side, extinguishing the last bit of spark. As soon as I saw her reach for her gun, I raised my heart to my throat and stared at her hand, and it was not until she put the pistol back in its holster that I lifted my personal first-class guard alert. She suddenly whispered, "You're annoying." When I saw her in storage, my temper grew and I retorted: "It's you who is upset, don't drag irrelevant people into it." ”
"How can it have nothing to do with you!" She yelled at me.
I didn't know what her anger was, but I looked at her with a blank stare. She turned her face away and asked casually, "Were you the one who saved me yesterday?" ”
"NONO, SOMEONE ELSE SAVED IT." I talked to her: "So many old generals saw you fall into the water, regardless of their own life and death, they all rushed to save you and volunteered to save you." Such a scene vividly confirms to us the immortality of 'the true feelings in the world' and 'the twilight of the martyrs'. ”
Every time I used allusions, Chen Qi either laughed like a nymphomaniac or was furious, but this time she seemed very calm: "Really? Tell me who saved me, so I can thank them. ”
It's a test for me. There are no Chinese veterans who came to the meeting this time, and their names are unfamiliar to me. I still have a slight impression of some of the names of the clansmen, but I can't associate the pronunciation with the Chinese characters. Although Han Han and others have given me make-up lessons many times, they are not serious or serious, and they have not achieved any results. I opened my mouth wide, my eyes caught a glimpse of Chen Qi's suspicious gaze, so I had no choice but to be cross-hearted, and said nonsense:
"The ape flies the sun and the moon."
As soon as Chen Qi heard this familiar and unfamiliar name, he frowned and said, "This person is ......."
It seems that the name is wrong, Chen Qi understands it more clearly, it seems that there is no such person in the list. I asked tentatively, "So, the fog is hidden in the thunder?" ”
"What?!" Chen Qi seemed to have guessed my trick, and began to show signs of anger with his eyebrows upside down.
"Then it's Shimazu Toshihisa...... Hijikata is three years old...... Scarlet Village Kenshin ...... "I watched Chen Qi's signs of turning his face more and more obviously, and the nonsense in his mouth couldn't help but be a little confused, and he came out with a sentence: "It's right to be fooled...... " However, Chen Qi had already seen through my trick and pinched me the arm. Immediately, my face was severely distorted, but I screamed so badly that I didn't dare to speak. Chen Qi stared at me angrily for a while, then suddenly lowered his head and asked in a low voice, "It's you, right?" ”
"That's right." I saw that her appearance was a little strange, and I immediately said nonsense: "Don't worry, I am from the Discipline Inspection Commission, and I know the importance and necessity of 'resisting corrosion and never getting wet'. I first found a tape to put on your lips before giving you artificial respiration, and there was no direct contact with it. ”
Chen Qi didn't say a word.
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She still didn't say a word.
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I started to panic a little, I didn't know what she wanted to do with me, so I had to scratch my ears and cheeks and "hehe, haha" for a while, and said, "Beauty, there is only MK-3 on the scene, no one else." Don't worry, as long as I don't say it, no one else in the world will know. ”
She still didn't say anything......
I suddenly realized that I had just said the wrong thing. In this case, it was a temptation for her to shoot me. At the moment, the distance between me and her is only 0.01 cm, and based on the calculation of 0.5 seconds for her to draw the gun, 0.2 seconds to fire, and 30,0000 cm/s for the muzzle velocity of the bullet, I will be hit in 0.7+0.00000033333 seconds. With my skills, I can get to safety before she pulls her gun. However, because I was very reluctant to mentally calculate the multiplication and division of the minus 7 power infinite loop decimal of 10, not only was I dizzy, but by the time I calculated the result, it had already passed more than ten times the time of the calculation result, which means that Chen Qi was enough to shoot, receive, pull, and fire more than ten more shots at me during this time when I was in a daze. If she's not that boring, firing a single shot in a row is enough to fire more than forty rounds with an infinite number of bullets.
When I calculated this result, it took me more than ten shots to get past ten shots, and then I realized that I had soaked my vest in cold sweat. Fortunately, Chen Qi did not have a killing intention, she just sat next to her and quietly distracted. I struggled to push the thought of continuing to count out of my mind and focused on her actions. Suddenly, she spoke as if she were talking to herself: "Does it feel good to kiss me?" ”
"......" This time it was my turn to be speechless. (To be continued.) )