"Well, since Mrs. Zun is watching here, I'm embarrassed to bully you, I'll stand still, just use one finger, if you can knock me to the ground, I'll be at your disposal, what?" The free monkey was not interested in Caesar's provocation, and said this to tease Caesar, anyway, even if Caesar only used one finger, Caesar had no chance of winning. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Caesar laughed and said, "What do you mean?" ”

It may be that Caesar thinks that the free monkey is too arrogant, and inexplicably becomes confident, and the weakened state after the merger feels nothing.

The free monkey patted his chest: "Go out and inquire about the reputation of my free monkey!" When I say grab lollipops, I definitely won't grab spicy strips and crispy noodles! ”

"Mom. Target! You even grabbed the spicy strips, it's really changed. State! ”

Caesar said and changed. With a flick of the monkey's fingers, Caesar flew away!

It's not that the Easy Monkey is powerful, it's that Caesar's attributes are really too weak, and it's so weak that it's unsightly.

"Daddy! I am hungry! I feel like I'm powerless! Caesar's head came from Jizo's voice.

"Hungry? It's just right to be hungry! Caesar clenched his fists, felt his strength return a lot, and immediately screamed excitedly.

Although the attributes are still unsightly, they are on par with the free monkey, which is called fairness!

The fight between Caesar and the free monkey officially began, and now, they have risen to the level of elementary school students, the thunder is heavy and the rain is small, and the fight depends on the sound effect of the mouth, and people who don't know why will think it's very powerful, but people who have seen children fight, will feel that these two are simply wise. Obstruct.

Sisi also thought about seeing Caesar beaten half to death, and now she could only yawn boredly, and the delicious human flesh was considered to be useless.

The best state of human flesh is that the skin and flesh are beaten to be extremely soft!

Because the sour taste of human meat is stronger than that of beef, but if the blood vessels are burst, the blood and meat are mixed, so that the protease hidden in the human body can effectively break down the protein, break the peptide bonds that link amino acids into polypeptide chains, and make the flesh tender from the inside out, and the sour taste of human flesh will have the effect of improving freshness.

This is the reason why races such as demons and demons like to eat humans, human species, in front of other races, is equivalent to the top delicacy, and it is everywhere.

Although Sisi is a character arranged by Satan and is incarnated by the soul, the dedicated Satan arranges the characteristics of each race to the fullest without a trace of loopholes.

Disillusioned with Caesar, Sisi said: "Hurry up, fight seriously!" It's getting late! ”

Why is the Monkey called the Monkey? Because he is as nimble as a monkey when he grabs things, he can get away with it to this day.

Caesar's strength is not small, but he can't catch up with the speed of the free monkey, and every time he sees it, he will hit the free monkey with his fist, eh! was avoided by the free monkey in an instant.

A few more people came to the monkey's house, and the person who took the lead was wearing the county magistrate's uniform, obviously dying, but his voice was full of anger, and he shouted: "Don't fight!" You two! The fight seriously affected the rest of the neighbors next door, and everyone ran to the government to sue you two for disturbing the people! ”

This prefect is the first person under the prefect, the means of governing local people's livelihood problems are old and spicy, but like the prefect, he is honest and does not accept bribes, and the worst thing is that he is not humane, he is older than the prefect, and he has been an official for many years but has not been promoted, and he sees that he will retire and return to his hometown for the elderly in one year, he just hopes that there will be no major events in the places under his jurisdiction.

"The women of the people see the magistrate." Sisi has seen this prefect, far away from the 'father', etiquette can not be lost, in case you have to use the name of 'the prefect's daughter' that day, but she has made her reputation stink, how can she walk in the world?

The magistrate hurriedly helped him, although he seemed to put his status very low, and there were traces of disdain in his eyes, and he betrayed him at once: "Hey, hey! Other...... You're the daughter of the prefect, and I can't stand your worship. ”

"Now that I am married to a commoner, I naturally have to call you an adult." Sisi's eyes were good enough, and he saw the disdain of the magistrate, but he still pretended to be respectful, after all, there were a few people behind him who seemed to have good strength and caught fast with knives.

"Okay, I don't care what your identity is now, he's your husband, right?" The magistrate obviously didn't have enough acting skills, and he regained his nature of not being afraid of power, and pointed at Caesar and the free monkey and scolded: "You two rabbits. Son. Child! Can you stop for a while? At the end of the day, before I finished my other official duties, more than a dozen people beat drums and shouted grievances, saying that you disturbed the people, and I still want to sue those dozen people for disturbing the officials! You just stop, don't fight, okay? ”

This matter is not even a civil dispute, but there are too many people who can't stand the complaint, and the old bones of the county are about to be tossed and scattered, can you imagine the feeling of finally coping with a person, returning to the inner hall, and just sitting on the stool with his buttocks, and another person beating the drum and complaining?

It's like the designer finally makes a sample, and the customer redoes it with a word, and the process has to last five or six times, and it is also like the accountant finally finishes the accounts, but the boss says that he wants to change it, and he is not satisfied with the change.

The free monkey is very aggrieved, although he is better than Caesar, but he is the victim, right? was approached by the magistrate for no reason, he didn't want his subsistence allowance to be delayed by this matter, so he immediately said: "Master Zhixian, it's not that I want to fight, it's this grandson. Son, it's okay to run to my house to find a fight, you see that I can resist him with one finger, he is so weak and comes to provoke me, is he obviously wrong! ”

Caesar lowered his head and didn't speak, good fellow, now the matter is clear!

The magistrate thought to himself: The son-in-law of one of the prefects of yours has nothing to provoke. Dyspepsia. Flow. What are you doing? Moreover, this place. Dyspepsia. Flow. Hooligans contribute so much to this town, in case something happens to him, the town's and. Harmonic. Steady. Isn't it going to be destroyed?

"Here you go, it's compensation, lock the door in the future, you're an important person in our town." Zhixian took Caesar, took out all the five cents in his pocket and gave it to the free monkey, he turned around and said to Caesar and Sisi: "Two, today I will be the east, and I will invite the two to my house, I don't know if it's good?" ”

This county can be regarded as so poor that it can be described as a breeze with two sleeves, and he only brought five cents when he went out!

Although the five cents are already a huge amount of money in the eyes of the free monkey (just watch the free monkey jump up and down excitedly), but Caesar is a person who has seen the world, so how can Caesar be cheeky to go to someone's house to eat? If you accidentally eat an extra bite of rice, maybe this county will go bankrupt, and then you will owe more than a bowl of rice to others, but a whole fortune.

"It's three!" As soon as he wanted to refuse, Jizo got out of the fit state, his eyes were watery, and he almost knelt down and yelled: Good man!!

"Yo, this is Ling Gongzi, it's really long...... It's so handsome! When Zhixian saw Jizo, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he said, "Three is three, let's go!" ”

The amount of food in Jizo can't be described as terrifying, it should be described as 'shocking', Caesar has begun to mourn for the magistrate, he is not only a good person, in Caesar's heart, he is already a good man for ten generations! (To be continued.) )