Chapter Twenty-Nine: I'll Accompany You Crazy

"Don't rush to conclusions"

Baby walked to the wall and saw that the wall read: Mission Description, a large rectangle composed of 49 small rectangles, please split it into up to 6 pieces, recombine it into a large rectangle, and make the small rectangle inside become 48 pieces. )

The task prompts, the blank paper next to it can be tested, but the original draft must be successful at one time, if it fails, or cannot be completed within 60 minutes, all are eliminated.

After Baby finished reading it, he turned his head and found that the old Deng Tou standing next to him had a confused expression.

"This is exactly the same as the end brain," Lu Han rubbed his hands excitedly.

"What is telencephalon?" Old Deng Tou explained the generation gap between him and Lu Han very well at this moment.

"yes, what is the telencephalon?" baby is not much better than the old Deng Tou, this may be the generation gap between 89 and 90 years, or it may be that girls don't watch domestic anime.

"Listen to me, the limit of 48 pieces, just paralyzing our minds, in fact, the final spell is a 7x7 large rectangle composed of 48 small rectangles, the focus of this game is diagonal cutting, through a diagonal cut and four straight line cutting, the rectangle is divided into 5 pieces, the middle grid is evenly distributed to the second row, and then such a combination is carried out, completed." Lu Han was like being possessed by a god, and he had a long circle of light behind his head.

"It's amazing, a space appears in the middle, and it really becomes 48 blocks 7x7." baby happily pushed Lu Han.

"Actually, that's what I think." Old Deng Tou spit out such a sentence.

"Hey, the door is open" baby pulled Lu Han and walked out quickly.

The second level.

"Hello, meet again." Tang Wen sat behind the desk, a smile on his face.

"Is this level a wrist wrestler" Deng Chao sat opposite Tang Wen and gestured his biceps.

"No, this level is my question, you answer, the answer that satisfies me the most wins."

"No problem, answering questions is my forte."

"Listen to the first question, the closest you have been to death?"

"37 years ago, I was almost caught up by the sperm in the back"

"Listen to the second question, why do hens cooing when they finish laying?"

"Because it hurts in the asshole"

"Please listen to the third question, one day Bajie said to Wukong, senior brother, you go to the hospital to have a look, the hospital has opened a department for you, Wukong asked, what department, after Bajie answered, he died, what did Bajie say?"

"Erqi Monkey Family"

"Please listen to the fourth question, one day in the middle of the night, a friend called me and asked me what I was doing, I replied that I was working on a project of hundreds of millions, and he asked me whether I was a joint venture or a sole proprietorship? What does sole proprietorship mean here? ”

"Hahaha" Deng Chao raised his right hand.

"Listen to the fifth question, why do children have the same surname as their fathers?"

"Because the money spit out from the ATM belongs to the cardholder"

"Listen to the sixth question, what is the purpose of using Viagra for men?"

"Can't think of it"

"Congratulations, Mr. Deng, you are a genius." Tang Wen stood up and shook Deng Chao's hand excitedly.

Baby stood aside stupidly, unable to understand how Old Deng Tou won.

Lu Han held back for a long time before he spit out a sentence, "Dad is really an old driver!" ”

"Now enter the third level," Tang Wen motioned for the baby to sit down.

"I can't answer those questions of yours," the baby looked nervous.

"We won't ask questions this time, we'll wrestle our wrists." Tang Wen put his hand on the table.

"What!" baby is more nervous, this is not a loss.

"Just kidding, me."

Dingdong Dingdong......

"You're going to bite me, ask to talk to the shopkeeper"

"Connected"

"Brother shopkeeper, I thought about it for a while, don't continue the brain-burning game."

"Why?"

"I watched the plot behind my head, it's too embarrassing."

"And what do you want to do?"

"It's better to let the emperors of the Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing dynasties tear off the famous brand"

"What are you kidding, do you know how powerful those founding emperors were? Running men are just ordinary people! ”

"Then you will equip the running man, turn Deng Chao into a werewolf, turn the baby into a vampire, and put the rest of the people, you can watch it."

"No, you've already placed an order, change it back and forth, where is the majesty of this seat!"

"It's a big deal that I drove the time shuttle and destroyed the time travel machine of the hundred century, how about it?"

"Hey, I'll go crazy with you."

Next, Tang Wen, who turned off the call, ignored the surprised eyes of the three of them, turned his head and left, and the door opened, and 0.001 seconds later, Tang Wen came to the haunting Datang.

At this time, in the bedroom of Li Yuan, the founding emperor of the Tang Dynasty, a fierce quarrel was taking place.

"Rebel, if you kill your brother and kill your brother, you will be damned!"

"Damnation is also forced"

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"Can you two listen to me" Tang Wen suddenly appeared behind Li Shimin, and put his hand on the other party's shoulder, Li Shimin's reaction was very fast, and he came directly to the backer.

However, the result disappointed Li Shimin, Tang Wen's figure disappeared instantly, and Li Shimin almost fell to the ground because of too much force.

Tang Wen hurriedly supported him and said, "Your Majesty is worthy of being the emperor immediately, and you are very skilled." ”

Li Shimin was instantly stunned, who is this person? Why call yourself Your Majesty.

"No more gossip, let's go."

The brilliance shone, and the figures of Li Shimin and Li Yuan disappeared from the dormitory.

In the next second, Tang Wen came to the Bianjing Palace of the Song Dynasty, in Zhao Kuangyin's bedroom.

Who knew that as soon as he came in, he saw an exciting scene, a middle-aged man with a short figure holding a jade axe in his hand, was cautiously approaching the dragon bed.

"Are you Zhao Guangyi?" After the curtain, Tang Wen suddenly spoke.

"Who are you?" Zhao Guangyi turned his head to look at Tang Wen suddenly, his face twisted.

Tang Wen ignored him, walked directly to the dragon bed, his brows furrowed, Zhao Kuangyin, a generation of heroes on Tang Wen's bed, had already lost weight to skin.

"Who the hell are you?" Zhao Guangyi asked inwardly.

"It doesn't matter who I am, the important thing is that I chose you, come with me."

After Tang Wen finished speaking, he waved his hand, and Zhao Guangyi and Zhao Kuangyin disappeared together.

Next, Tang Wen went to the Western Xia royal city, found Temujin, who was preparing to insult the Western Xia empress, went to Dadu, found Kublai Khan, who was persuading Wen Tianxiang to surrender, went to the Ming Dynasty to find Zhu Yuanzhang and Zhu Di, and went to the end of the Ming Dynasty to find Nurhachi and Huang Taiji.

So far, ten emperors of five dynasties have gathered.

In the holy prison, Tang Wen stood at the door of a certain prison and said loudly: "From today onwards, this prison is specially used to hold the emperor, and the name is the Emperor Prison." ”